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[Bad News Gone Right]: Ow My Balls Edition

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    PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    I ain't no meteorologist, but I'm pretty sure snow and ice are two different things. So it's actually a terrible name for a snowplow (but I admire the thought regardless)

    Now if you were naming one of these suckers though...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ1W6P3NuCw

    Snow is a form of ice. It's a perfectly good name.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    also most dedicated snowplows are also used to place down salt or other de-icing agents, so even if snow weren't already ice it would still work

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    also most dedicated snowplows are also used to place down salt or other de-icing agents, so even if snow weren't already ice it would still work

    Some of those even have salt in their names!

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Polaritie wrote: »
    I ain't no meteorologist, but I'm pretty sure snow and ice are two different things. So it's actually a terrible name for a snowplow (but I admire the thought regardless)

    Now if you were naming one of these suckers though...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ1W6P3NuCw

    Snow is a form of ice. It's a perfectly good name.

    Yeah they're both overwhelming white.

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    It's all fun and games until your dog drone breaks and the programming defaults to "evil/military", causing it to toy with you as it stalks you across an empty wasteland.

    Ha, look at this optimist believing the police robot dogs would ever be set to something other than evil.

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    TastyfishTastyfish Registered User regular
    edited March 2021
    Or a gritter...do the plows not do that too?

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    It's all fun and games until your dog drone breaks and the programming defaults to "evil/military", causing it to toy with you as it stalks you across an empty wasteland.

    Ha, look at this optimist believing the police robot dogs would ever be set to something other than evil.

    My low effort meme would be the D&D alignment chart with the robot under Lawful and Chaotic Evils, then a packing crate for the rest.

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    Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    I ain't no meteorologist, but I'm pretty sure snow and ice are two different things. So it's actually a terrible name for a snowplow (but I admire the thought regardless)

    Now if you were naming one of these suckers though...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ1W6P3NuCw

    At least around here snowplows are also de-icer spreaders.

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Also if you don't plow it away it's likely to turn into ice anyway

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    NobeardNobeard North Carolina: Failed StateRegistered User regular
    Would naming a plow “salt life” get you in trouble for copyright infringement?

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2021
    Nobeard wrote: »
    Would naming a plow “salt life” get you in trouble for copyright infringement?

    you can't copyright a phrase. you can trademark it, but if you wanted to bring a case you'd have to prove that the person using your trademark was intentionally trying to cause market confusion or profit off of your branding, which would probably be hard to do with a municipal snowplow.

    Houk the Namebringer on
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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    *sweats*

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Also, salt life guy has other problems right now:

    Salt Life co-founder arrested on manslaughter charges, police say


    A co-founder of Salt Life, the ocean-centric apparel brand, was arrested and charged with manslaughter in connection with the killing of an 18-year-old woman in South Florida, court records show.
    Michael Troy Hutto, 54, appeared in court via videolink Monday in Palm Beach County, where a judge set bond at $255,000. In addition to manslaughter, Hutto is also charged with possession of a weapon during a felony.
    Hutto was arrested October 30 at Baptist Medical Center South in Jacksonville, Florida, and booked into the Duval County jail by Riviera Beach Police and Florida Highway Patrol in connection with the killing, the highway patrol tweeted last week.

    https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/09/us/salt-life-co-founder-arrest/index.html

    The actual story is super sad, so don't actually click that link.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Bad news: The Johnson & Johnson covid vaccine efficiency chart looks like... well...
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    Gone right: the internet.

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    Steel AngelSteel Angel Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    Bad news: The Johnson & Johnson covid vaccine efficiency chart looks like... well...
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    Gone right: the internet.

    Johnson & Johnson rising to the occasion in the long, hard battle against Covid.

    Big Dookie wrote: »
    I found that tilting it doesn't work very well, and once I started jerking it, I got much better results.

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    HevachHevach Registered User regular
    edited March 2021
    I must not get the joke, I only see one Johnson.

    Hevach on
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    oh my god "gimmie that hard data"

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Hevach wrote: »
    I must not get the joke, I only see one Johnson.

    There's not enough confidence for the other one. Need to massage the data more before we see a rise in the second.

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    SoggybiscuitSoggybiscuit Tandem Electrostatic Accelerator Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    Bad news: The Johnson & Johnson covid vaccine efficiency chart looks like... well...
    EvkJ0dFXcAMxgwe?format=jpg&name=small

    Gone right: the internet.

    Looks like it's hard on the virus 60 days after injection.
    Its a Viagra joke, you see.

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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Fugitive armed robber comes out of hiding to buy Call of Duty during lockdown, gets arrested for attacking cops.
    I see the main gone right in that the cops used their body cams correctly, turning them on before they did anything.
    Sometimes cops get it right (if feels like this happens more often when they don't have guns as an option, but that's a multi-page argument I don't wanna get into right now).

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Today in remembering what road is paved with good intentions, we have this tweet from Burger King UK:


    Women belong in the kitchen.

    Now mind you, there were good intentions here, as the very next tweet made it clear they were publicizing a new initiative to help female employees progress in culinary careers:


    If they want to, of course. Yet only 20% of chefs are women. We're on a mission to change the gender ratio in the restaurant industry by empowering female employees with the opportunity to pursue a culinary career.

    But that said, posting that first tweet - on International Women's Day, of all days - is pretty "yikes".

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    They either did that to get viral outrage or were just dumb. Either way, really dumb and inappropriate.

    Could have said it a 1000 different ways and still gotten them sweet clicks. "Women should be running the kitchen" is still awful but better.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    I think they should have put the 1 of 2 notation on the first tweet. Gets you the WTF reaction while clearly indicating that there's more to the statement

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    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    jothkijothki Registered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    They either did that to get viral outrage or were just dumb. Either way, really dumb and inappropriate.

    Could have said it a 1000 different ways and still gotten them sweet clicks. "Women should be running the kitchen" is still awful but better.

    Their strategy did manage to get it to show up in this thread, while otherwise I'd probably never have heard anything about it. Whether the bad pr is worth the extra attention for them, I'm not sure.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    jothki wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    They either did that to get viral outrage or were just dumb. Either way, really dumb and inappropriate.

    Could have said it a 1000 different ways and still gotten them sweet clicks. "Women should be running the kitchen" is still awful but better.

    Their strategy did manage to get it to show up in this thread, while otherwise I'd probably never have heard anything about it. Whether the bad pr is worth the extra attention for them, I'm not sure.

    I'm going to say if they wanted to drive clicks, the clicks driven far outweigh the negative PR as the follow up is good PR

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    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Every time someone points out how bad this looks that brand account ducks under the point so it misses completely. Whoever is in charge needs to yank this PR person off the computer with a quickness

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    HevachHevach Registered User regular
    You know how a kid who wants attention will act out, or a cat that isn't being petted on schedule will start knocking shit off the table? That shit works.

    Sure, they just pissed you off, but they're also the only burger joint in your brain right after they did that. And in that hour or two that they're at the top of the brain-burger-heap x% of people they pissed off are going to enter am-i-hungry-or-just-bored mode with Burger King seeded in their brain.

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    NobeardNobeard North Carolina: Failed StateRegistered User regular
    NGL, after that tweet I felt like checking out a BK for lunch. I'm just a dumb animal, I suppose.

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Hevach wrote: »
    You know how a kid who wants attention will act out, or a cat that isn't being petted on schedule will start knocking shit off the table? That shit works.

    Sure, they just pissed you off, but they're also the only burger joint in your brain right after they did that. And in that hour or two that they're at the top of the brain-burger-heap x% of people they pissed off are going to enter am-i-hungry-or-just-bored mode with Burger King seeded in their brain.

    Yeah it's good marketing.

    I don't like that it's good marketing.

    But I don't have a say in that.

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    I ZimbraI Zimbra Worst song, played on ugliest guitar Registered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    They either did that to get viral outrage or were just dumb. Either way, really dumb and inappropriate.

    Could have said it a 1000 different ways and still gotten them sweet clicks. "Women should be running the kitchen" is still awful but better.

    It's the former. This is the same advertising company that was going to put wifi hotspots on homeless people. Generating outrage is their entire schtick.

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    Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    As far as I'm concerned anyone who takes their cues from Twitter gets what they deserve. If you read that first tweet and your first response was outrage and, moreover, not bothering to read further, then I really don't give a shit what you think about pretty much anything.

    But yeah, in terms of PR it was probably the wrong move, even if it drove clicks.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    From what I'm reading, alt-right groups are already retweeting the first of the two posts (but not the second one). So... free publicity yay?

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    Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    Yeah because alt-right groups are known for engaging honestly and thoughtfully with any media in any context so you gotta make sure to cater your communications to ensure that they absolutely cannot under any circumstances fuck with it.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Yeah because alt-right groups are known for engaging honestly and thoughtfully with any media in any context so you gotta make sure to cater your communications to ensure that they absolutely cannot under any circumstances fuck with it.

    You don't hand them a sound bite on a silver platter, which is exactly what BK did by separating the tweets for clicks

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    HydropoloHydropolo Registered User regular
    You'd think BK/Marketting firms would heave learned from the last... oh 40 years of the GOP?

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    Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Yeah because alt-right groups are known for engaging honestly and thoughtfully with any media in any context so you gotta make sure to cater your communications to ensure that they absolutely cannot under any circumstances fuck with it.

    You don't hand them a sound bite on a silver platter, which is exactly what BK did by separating the tweets for clicks

    Nah fuck 'em.

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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited March 2021
    Richy wrote: »
    From what I'm reading, alt-right groups are already retweeting the first of the two posts (but not the second one). So... free publicity yay?

    Meh it's not like they hadn't made that "joke" themselves at 00:01 this morning. Nor is anyone gonna be all "well if BK's is saying this shit it must be OK".

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    MayabirdMayabird Pecking at the keyboardRegistered User regular
    How about some actual bad news gone right?

    An anti-abortionist decided to bring a concealed gun to a protest outside a clinic, because nothing says "pro-life" like wanting to end a bunch of it.

    He shot himself in the leg and will be charged with bringing a firearm to a protest.

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Only way that could've gone better is if he Darwin Award'd himself by blowing off his junk.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    CRIME PROTIP: If you're going to engage in witness intimidation over your domestic violence charge, don't do it blatantly in front of the judge:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30Mfk7Dg42k
    Mary Lindsey, who appeared in the court livestream as the reported victim, said the assault stemmed from a brief argument at a residence in Sturgis. According to Lindsey, she and Harris had been dating at the time.

    Harris was represented at the court examination by attorney Paul Gipson.

    About seven minutes into the proceeding, Deborah Davis, assistant to the prosecuting attorney and representing Lindsey, said she believed Lindsey and Harris were in close proximity during the livestream, based on Lindsey’s answers and body language.

    Middleton then asked Harris to divulge the address where he was. Harris gave a house number on East Lafayette Street.

    Middleton told Harris to go outside with his cell-phone and take a photograph of the house number. Harris declined, saying he was limited by low phone battery and that his device was connected to a charger.

    A few moments later, Davis said the police were at the door of Lindsey’s confirmed location to check on her. Lindsey was instructed to go to the door to speak to police.

    “We may need to adjourn this, your Honor,” Davis said to Middleton.

    Lindsey's connection to the court proceeding went offline after it showed her speaking to police outside the home. Moments later, Lindsey’s livestream came back online, showing Harris inside on Lindsey's phone and in the custody of police. Davis briefly “face-palmed” upon the reveal that Harris was at the same location as Lindsey.

    “Your Honor, me and Mary both don’t want the no-contact,” Harris said. “I ask that be dropped. I’m sorry I lied to you. I knew the cops were outside. I don't know why I...”

    Middleton interrupted Harris.

    “Mr. Harris, my advice is, don’t say anything else,” Middleton said to Harris. “The hearing is adjourned. Your bond is canceled. If you have $10 million, you can’t bond out. In addition, the prosecutor’s probably also going to charge you with obstruction of justice.”

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