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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Would have been nice to spend 70mil on a PoC or LGBTQ director & team.

    Oh well, hopefully at least some of that will go to the grips, catering, etc. who could probably use some work right now.

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    I think the most compelling parts of Wonder Woman are when she's just a normal person going around regular society trying to make a difference, without being a superhero. That's probably why the final act left so many people with a sour taste.

    I think a bigger problem is the movie has no idea how to resolve it's core idea. Like it's really interesting what they set up. Diana's view of humanity vs the actual brutality, of WWI especially. But then it just kinda doesn't know where to go from here.

    So it goes with generic ending where it's all the badguys fault and then there are lasers because they have no compelling way to resolve this conflict either through story action or just action action. So we get special effects, which are dull.


    Funnily enough, the first movie I can think of with this exact same issue is Age of Ultron.

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited September 2020
    One Night in Bangkok is the type of movie that had to be filmed in Thailand not to stretch the budget, like Extraction, but because it had no budget. There’s a good story idea here with it being good guy Collateral and the way it actually shows a man efficiently killing a list of people is good, but it can’t last one hundred minutes and the more the movie goes on the greater it’s shoestring budget appears.

    The Chairman is trying here and really trying to carry the weight of the movie, and he's good in his role as vengeful dad, even if they make him 66 years old which is weird when the dude is 56. It’s when it tries to show off the acting of the young Uber driver or the kewl hip detective (with his exposition wife talking to him via airpod and scenes that look to be filmed on high frame rate digital camera like you see in Asian TV shows and soaps) that more cracks start to appear. Plus, for a Friday night in Bangkok it sure is lacking in people everywhere, and the lack of gun sounds where everything is movie silenced makes it feel more like they didn’t want to cause a fuss with the public or possibly skirt film permits in places. There’s a point where Dacascos goes to kill a dude in a strip club that is given a name different to what is outside the actual club, and they either poorly covered up the name in CGI or removed the exterior letters but the halo of where they were still existed and it drew your eye to the discrepancy even more.

    There comes a point where not having the money to tell the story hinders the story you wind up telling, and this is a good example of that. I'd say it'd be fine as a streaming movie, but even then it fizzles out after an hour. It's a slow burn that just never kindles into something bigger like a korean noir movie does. Always nice to see tunnel vision vengeance, you just need more skrilla to make that vengeance pop, yo. 3.5/10 UwUs. The movie also lost a point for not including the "what's the capital of Thailand?" joke.

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    DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular
    from time to time, when things get rough, I think back to this and smile

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    DanHibiki wrote: »
    from time to time, when things get rough, I think back to this and smile

    I love that movie.

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    NobeardNobeard North Carolina: Failed StateRegistered User regular
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    I think the most compelling parts of Wonder Woman are when she's just a normal person going around regular society trying to make a difference, without being a superhero. That's probably why the final act left so many people with a sour taste.

    The feeling I got from the character is that for her, being a good person in the little ways and badass super heroics are both equally important and valuable. I really like that.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I have seen literally none of the DC films since and including the Brandon Routh one. If memory serves, I fell asleep in Superman Returns.

    I mean, I think everyone would agree that DC reached their pinnacle with the Richard Pryor Superman - Superman III. They were never going to top that one. Well, maybe The Quest for Penis was slightly better, but I don't remember anything about it.

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    NobeardNobeard North Carolina: Failed StateRegistered User regular
    Shazam is worth your time, at the very least.

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    They should bring back the Adam West style of Batman, all these modern grimbrood darkscowl ones are boring.

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    Ninja Snarl PNinja Snarl P My helmet is my burden. Ninja Snarl: Gone, but not forgotten.Registered User regular
    Nobeard wrote: »
    Shazam is worth your time, at the very least.

    It doesn't even feel like a DCEU film, and I say that in a very positive way.

    Probably the worst criticism I could level at it is that the family stuff is a bit much, but it's a pretty dang subjective criticism and I, personally, rather enjoyed that aspect anyway.

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    I just want, happy Superman dammit.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I just want, happy Superman dammit.

    Then you must demand the Cavil Cut of Justice league, with more mustache and more sexy sexy Henry Cavil smiling.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    reVerse wrote: »
    They should bring back the Adam West style of Batman, all these modern grimbrood darkscowl ones are boring.

    Lego Batman is probably the closest we'll get. It would be really hard to do a 60's camp Batman movie that didn't come off as just nonstop tongue-in-cheek references to 60's camp Batman.

    Dropping the Adam West Batman into the present Bat-movie-universe though and playing it as a straight fish-out-of-water/Quantum Leap style though...

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    I think the most compelling parts of Wonder Woman are when she's just a normal person going around regular society trying to make a difference, without being a superhero. That's probably why the final act left so many people with a sour taste.

    I think a bigger problem is the movie has no idea how to resolve it's core idea. Like it's really interesting what they set up. Diana's view of humanity vs the actual brutality, of WWI especially. But then it just kinda doesn't know where to go from here.

    So it goes with generic ending where it's all the badguys fault and then there are lasers because they have no compelling way to resolve this conflict either through story action or just action action. So we get special effects, which are dull.


    Funnily enough, the first movie I can think of with this exact same issue is Age of Ultron.

    The swerve that the real Ares was just a politician was brilliant. Turning him into an actual Comic Villain, not so much.


    The only alternate Epic Finale I can think of would be something like Wing Commander IV's where it's just one giant debate, but uh, probably wouldn't work outside of the interactive format. :P

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    edited September 2020
    Shazam is a lot of fun and Levi is fantastic in it.

    The big issues imo are that the villain is just really uninteresting, which always puts a damper on these kind of films and sucks the life out of the climax. They just don't do enough with him to make him compelling as a character or as an obstacle for our hero.

    Also it's got this really weird thing where it's got like 5 different points where shit just got real. Like, there's a moment in most movies of that style where the hero finally decides they are all in. The "What's up danger" moment if you would, to reference a great example of this style of story. Shazam has like, fucking half a dozen of these. And each individually works pretty well but by like the 3rd time it happens it really loses all impact and muddles the hell out of the build up and release of the final confrontation.

    Anyway, I look forward to seeing the next one. Hopefully they can sand the rough edges off.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    I love how Harley Quinn’s Batman is totally the Batman of TAS but he’s not in on the joke

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Given that it was World War 1 we're talking about, it would have been much better if Wonder Woman either A: Did not find ares at all or B: Found Ares, but he's getting drunk at a bar in very much a "I don't cause wars, I go to where wars are"

    WW1 was very much caused by a tragedy of errors and excusing that with divine providence kinda mucks things up a bit.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    I gathered that he didn't cause WW1 per se, just contributed to make it much worse(mustard gas and so on).

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Nobeard wrote: »
    Shazam is worth your time, at the very least.

    Shit sorry I did see Shazam. I forgot that was DC. I guess I accidentally lied.

    Also...and please don’t run me out of town...I didn’t really like it :(

    I was surprised because I loved Chuck.

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    Stabbity StyleStabbity Style He/Him | Warning: Mothership Reporting Kennewick, WARegistered User regular
    reVerse wrote: »
    They should bring back the Adam West style of Batman, all these modern grimbrood darkscowl ones are boring.

    Just watch Batman: Brave and the Bold. It's definitely more in that fun style of Batman. Also a strong contender for best Batman show, up there with TAS and Beyond.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUeOLVtAJek

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    OremLKOremLK Registered User regular
    The secret to Nolan's films that Snyder and co. totally missed out on is that they're not actually grimdark or cynical. They have muted color palettes and a fairly grounded approach by the standards of the genre, but the core themes are optimistic and humanistic. WB took the wrong lessons from their success, so you get gross stuff like Batman slaughtering henchmen with machine guns.

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    notyanotya Registered User regular
    OremLK wrote: »
    The secret to Nolan's films that Snyder and co. totally missed out on is that they're not actually grimdark or cynical. They have muted color palettes and a fairly grounded approach by the standards of the genre, but the core themes are optimistic and humanistic. WB took the wrong lessons from their success, so you get gross stuff like Batman slaughtering henchmen with machine guns.

    Snyder wasn't trying to recreate Nolan's vision. Snyder just has a shitty dark vision of people. It's in everything he does.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Patman should do the voice in falsetto.

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    OremLK wrote: »
    The secret to Nolan's films that Snyder and co. totally missed out on is that they're not actually grimdark or cynical. They have muted color palettes and a fairly grounded approach by the standards of the genre, but the core themes are optimistic and humanistic. WB took the wrong lessons from their success, so you get gross stuff like Batman slaughtering henchmen with machine guns.

    Nolan is also not trying to be violent or nasty either. His Batman trilogy is geeking the fuck out over the property, but just in a specific way where he wants to drag it towards a less cartoony more grounded aesthetic. Batman is not that violent in those films.

    Snyder just really wants to see some violent shit go down imo.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited September 2020
    I’d rather Batman go back to semi-goofy ultra-gothic cartoonery. I still like the two Keaton films the best. I did not like Nolan’s films and I’m getting the impression I won’t like the post-Nolan films, either.

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    RickRudeRickRude Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Nobeard wrote: »
    Shazam is worth your time, at the very least.

    Shit sorry I did see Shazam. I forgot that was DC. I guess I accidentally lied.

    Also...and please don’t run me out of town...I didn’t really like it :(

    I was surprised because I loved Chuck.

    I'm shocked. I never watched chuck, but just felt the movie was joyful all around and fun. Plus I enjoyed the chuck dude as the lead. Thought he was the perfect big kid ala tom hanks in Big.

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    TenzytileTenzytile Registered User regular
    Another Round

    Thomas Vinterberg, a man of two very notable hits (The Celebration and The Hunt) and a slew of other films that never quite broke out, might have a middlebrow pleaser with this one. Or maybe not because of 2020 and all, but I think it's worth seeing and having your own feelings about. I don't think it's a particularly well written film, as it has trouble measuring so many of its facets (tone and construction especially), but maybe that's appropriate given its a film about the instability of drinking. The selling point is definitely Mads Mikkelsen. The rest of the cast is strong, but this film is clearly built around him and his talents. Be sure to check it if you're a fan.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    The other difference is Christopher Nolan is good at his job

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    ThirithThirith Registered User regular
    Tenzytile wrote: »
    Another Round

    Thomas Vinterberg, a man of two very notable hits (The Celebration and The Hunt) and a slew of other films that never quite broke out, might have a middlebrow pleaser with this one. Or maybe not because of 2020 and all, but I think it's worth seeing and having your own feelings about. I don't think it's a particularly well written film, as it has trouble measuring so many of its facets (tone and construction especially), but maybe that's appropriate given its a film about the instability of drinking. The selling point is definitely Mads Mikkelsen. The rest of the cast is strong, but this film is clearly built around him and his talents. Be sure to check it if you're a fan.
    Would you say it's clearly weaker than those other two films?

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    TenzytileTenzytile Registered User regular
    Thirith wrote: »
    Tenzytile wrote: »
    Another Round

    Thomas Vinterberg, a man of two very notable hits (The Celebration and The Hunt) and a slew of other films that never quite broke out, might have a middlebrow pleaser with this one. Or maybe not because of 2020 and all, but I think it's worth seeing and having your own feelings about. I don't think it's a particularly well written film, as it has trouble measuring so many of its facets (tone and construction especially), but maybe that's appropriate given its a film about the instability of drinking. The selling point is definitely Mads Mikkelsen. The rest of the cast is strong, but this film is clearly built around him and his talents. Be sure to check it if you're a fan.
    Would you say it's clearly weaker than those other two films?

    Yes, though I'm not crazy about The Hunt personally.

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    ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
    shryke wrote: »
    OremLK wrote: »
    The secret to Nolan's films that Snyder and co. totally missed out on is that they're not actually grimdark or cynical. They have muted color palettes and a fairly grounded approach by the standards of the genre, but the core themes are optimistic and humanistic. WB took the wrong lessons from their success, so you get gross stuff like Batman slaughtering henchmen with machine guns.

    Nolan is also not trying to be violent or nasty either. His Batman trilogy is geeking the fuck out over the property, but just in a specific way where he wants to drag it towards a less cartoony more grounded aesthetic. Batman is not that violent in those films.

    Snyder just really wants to see some violent shit go down imo.

    They even go out of their way to illustrate that Batman isn't violent. The beginning of TDK has the fake Batmen running around with shotguns and Batman is like, wtf, I don't use guns you assholes, gtfo.

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    Kipling217Kipling217 Registered User regular
    edited September 2020
    I have heard that Snyder is an Objectivist and if so it shines through in all his movies. He supposed to have tried to get Atlas Shrugged made for years(then a bunch of no talent hacks beat him to it).

    It is probably why his DC movies suck.

    Superheroes are the epitome of selfless sacrifice, while Objectivists are... Not.

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    Mc zanyMc zany Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    OremLK wrote: »
    The secret to Nolan's films that Snyder and co. totally missed out on is that they're not actually grimdark or cynical. They have muted color palettes and a fairly grounded approach by the standards of the genre, but the core themes are optimistic and humanistic. WB took the wrong lessons from their success, so you get gross stuff like Batman slaughtering henchmen with machine guns.

    Nolan is also not trying to be violent or nasty either. His Batman trilogy is geeking the fuck out over the property, but just in a specific way where he wants to drag it towards a less cartoony more grounded aesthetic. Batman is not that violent in those films.

    Snyder just really wants to see some violent shit go down imo.

    They even go out of their way to illustrate that Batman isn't violent. The beginning of TDK has the fake Batmen running around with shotguns and Batman is like, wtf, I don't use guns you assholes, gtfo.

    I thought it was hockey pants?

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    SchrodingerSchrodinger Registered User regular
    Kipling217 wrote: »
    I have heard that Snyder is an Objectivist and if so it shines through in all his movies. He supposed to have tried to get Atlas Shrugged made for years(then a bunch of no talent hacks beat him to it).

    It is probably why his DC movies suck.

    Superheroes are the epitome of selfless sacrifice, while Objectivists are... Not.

    Rorshach was meant to be a parody of an objectivist character from an objectivist creator.

    Snyder didn't understand it was a parody.

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    reVerse wrote: »
    They should bring back the Adam West style of Batman, all these modern grimbrood darkscowl ones are boring.

    Just watch Batman: Brave and the Bold. It's definitely more in that fun style of Batman. Also a strong contender for best Batman show, up there with TAS and Beyond.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUeOLVtAJek

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    NobeardNobeard North Carolina: Failed StateRegistered User regular
    Kipling217 wrote: »
    I have heard that Snyder is an Objectivist and if so it shines through in all his movies. He supposed to have tried to get Atlas Shrugged made for years(then a bunch of no talent hacks beat him to it).

    It is probably why his DC movies suck.

    Superheroes are the epitome of selfless sacrifice, while Objectivists are... Not.

    Rorshach was meant to be a parody of an objectivist character from an objectivist creator.

    Snyder didn't understand it was a parody.

    Snyder not getting Watchmen the comic is what makes his Watchmen the movie work so well.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    I gathered that he didn't cause WW1 per se, just contributed to make it much worse(mustard gas and so on).

    See I hated this part even more than the stupid punch up at the end. Fritz Haber was a real person. He won a Nobel prize for chemistry for creating the fertilizers that feed the world today. A worldwide hero of science. And then he went on to head Germany's chemical warfare program, invented mustard gas, and became universally reviled as an immoral monster.

    That really happened

    Wonder Woman didn't need to shove Ares and evil mask lady into that story - real life has plenty of villains already

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    That was the worst part of Wonderwoman for me. The movie established "Man is evil it doesn't need a god to push us that way" and then disregards that "nah nevermind it was Ares."

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    DiannaoChongDiannaoChong Registered User regular
    Mc zany wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    OremLK wrote: »
    The secret to Nolan's films that Snyder and co. totally missed out on is that they're not actually grimdark or cynical. They have muted color palettes and a fairly grounded approach by the standards of the genre, but the core themes are optimistic and humanistic. WB took the wrong lessons from their success, so you get gross stuff like Batman slaughtering henchmen with machine guns.

    Nolan is also not trying to be violent or nasty either. His Batman trilogy is geeking the fuck out over the property, but just in a specific way where he wants to drag it towards a less cartoony more grounded aesthetic. Batman is not that violent in those films.

    Snyder just really wants to see some violent shit go down imo.

    They even go out of their way to illustrate that Batman isn't violent. The beginning of TDK has the fake Batmen running around with shotguns and Batman is like, wtf, I don't use guns you assholes, gtfo.

    I thought it was hockey pants?

    Batmans point to them was that he has 'a code' and had the equipment to back it up, and he should be the only one allowed to do what he does. Despite the fact his armor just failed against dogs a moment before.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Jazz wrote: »
    At this rate we'll be classing Ben-Hur as a sports movie.

    Or Knightriders (the George Romero one).

    I should add I'm perfectly okay with this.

    Top Gun is waaaaay more of a sports movie than a war movie

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