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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm trying to figure out who should be Richard Roxburgh's Dracula from Van Helsing, but none of the Friends have the necessary raw sensuality.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Oops All Alucards

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    post six draculas right now, @cello

    The Dracula what is from Marvel Comics

    The Dracula from my favourite cereal, Count Chocula

    Bram Stoker's Dracula

    Dr. Acula from Scrubs

    Bunnicula, the rabbit whose books Scholastic sold sometimes

    Hmmm, can't think of a sixth Dracula, I think this is a trick question maybe?

    Hope this helped!

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I'm trying to figure out who should be Richard Roxburgh's Dracula from Van Helsing, but none of the Friends have the necessary raw sensuality.

    Richard Roxburgh's Dracula is Paul Stevens (Bruce Willis).

    Because once you break past his cold, dead facade he is VERY EMOTIONAL.

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    Cannot believe skimming the Dracula posts meant I got ghosted on every one

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    NarbusNarbus Registered User regular
    Jeremy Renner Dracula is Ben because his dad has basically ignored him since he was born and when he does finally show up its just so his terrible dad can make fun of him a lot and then we never hear from him ever again

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Narbus wrote: »
    Jeremy Renner Dracula is Ben because his dad has basically ignored him since he was born and when he does finally show up its just so his terrible dad can make fun of him a lot and then we never hear from him ever again

    The way this is playing out in my minds eye is that it's full-sized Jeremy Renner's head on a child's body
    this would be very good casting, I support it

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    Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    I have a new entry:

    Ross needs to be the Dracula played by Paul Reubens in the movie version of Buffy.

    https://youtu.be/qT8vrKkS_wg

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    which friend?

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I have a new entry:

    Ross needs to be the Dracula played by Paul Reubens in the movie version of Buffy.

    https://youtu.be/qT8vrKkS_wg

    I already made him chandler

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    Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    I have a new entry:

    Ross needs to be the Dracula played by Paul Reubens in the movie version of Buffy.

    https://youtu.be/qT8vrKkS_wg

    I already made him chandler

    Shoot! Yeah, that's a better choice.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Elaro wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    This is a really good and important thread.

    You're a really good and important person!

    This is demonstrably false and also how dare you.

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    astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    Ve vere on a break!

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Elaro wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    This is a really good and important thread.

    You're a really good and important person!

    This is demonstrably false and also how dare you.

    Ah, I must've mistaken you for someone else...

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Emmett Cullen as Joey
    Alice Cullen as Monica
    Jasper Cullen as Chandler
    Rosalie Cullen as Rachel
    Edward Cullen as Ross
    Bella Swann as Phoebe

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    That seems like a major diss on phoebe,

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    That seems like a major diss on phoebe,

    my first thought was Anna Kendrick's boring human character as Phoebe but she's not a Dracula so technicality

    also Bella is just doing her own thing, man

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    how you gonna do phoebe like that @yaya

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    after a VERY angry text from Rorschach Kringle I am amending my answer to Dakota Fanning's creepy pope vampire as Phoebe

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    astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    I was going to suggest Catherine Deneuve in The Hunger for someone, but none of the friends from Friends are that cool.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    edited September 2020
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    I was going to suggest Catherine Deneuve in The Hunger for someone, but none of the friends from Friends are that cool.


    oh that's janice

    Rorshach Kringle on
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    astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    I was going to suggest Catherine Deneuve in The Hunger for someone, but none of the friends from Friends are that cool.


    oh that's janice

    Obvious now in hindsight.

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Count Duckula is the duck that lives in Chandler and Joey's apartment.

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    what I want to know is, where do we fit in the girl who walks home alone at night

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    what I want to know is, where do we fit in the girl who walks home alone at night

    charlie wheeler?

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I was definitely thinking one of ross's girlfriends who is way cooler than him and he doesn't deserve, yeah

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Elaro wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Elaro wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    This is a really good and important thread.

    You're a really good and important person!

    This is demonstrably false and also how dare you.

    Ah, I must've mistaken you for someone else...

    People think I’m this Sarakan person constantly.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I'm trying to figure out who should be Richard Roxburgh's Dracula from Van Helsing, but none of the Friends have the necessary raw sensuality.

    Paolo

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    I have a new entry:

    Ross needs to be the Dracula played by Paul Reubens in the movie version of Buffy.

    https://youtu.be/qT8vrKkS_wg

    I already made him chandler

    Shoot! Yeah, that's a better choice.

    Could I BE any more undead?

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Actually I've been thinking recently about what DnD classes the Friends would be and damned if I can figure out Chandler. For the rest I've got:

    Joey: Bard/Sorceror
    Phoebe: Druid/Bard
    Ross: Wizard (Divination) with the Resilient feat to gain proficiency in charisma saving throws
    Rachel: Warlock
    Monica: Cleric/Fighter

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    IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost This is also my fault Registered User regular
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    Dracula (Castlevania: Rondo of Blood) as Chandler Bing - Goofy, exaggerated in a 90's way, not-so-subtly doubts his place in the group.

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    Dracula (Netflix anime/original Castlevania) as Phoebe Buffay - Strives for simplicity, surprisingly grounded despite occasional wild fantasies, the glue that holds the friends together.

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    Dracula (Castlevania: Bloodlines) as Monica Geller - Outwardly well put together, inwardly a hyper-perfectionist, wears black to hide bloodstains and food stains.

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    Dracula (Castlevania: Symphony of the Night) as Ross Geller - Portrays sophistication and intelligence to hide his insecurities, transforms into a giant bat demon when provoked.

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    Dracula (Castlevania: Chronicles) as Rachel Green - Disarmingly attractive, fashion-forward, multi-generational wealth always on display.

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    Dracula (Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin) as Joey Tribbiani - Oozes machismo, enjoys food a bit too much, largely unconcerned with the world outside the apartment.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I feel like, in the depths of my heart, that Ross would be played by Jonny Brugh's Deacon from What We Do In The Shadows, but I would have to spend some time to cast the others.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Butler wrote: »
    Actually I've been thinking recently about what DnD classes the Friends would be and damned if I can figure out Chandler. For the rest I've got:

    Joey: Bard/Sorceror
    Phoebe: Druid/Bard
    Ross: Wizard (Divination) with the Resilient feat to gain proficiency in charisma saving throws
    Rachel: Warlock
    Monica: Cleric/Fighter

    no nerd shit, only dracula

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2020
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I feel like, in the depths of my heart, that Ross would be played by Jonny Brugh's Deacon from What We Do In The Shadows, but I would have to spend some time to cast the others.

    i'm down with this, especially in the general appearance, but with the huge caveat that as much of a nerd as Deacon is, he still fucks and Ross very much does not (he might have sex sometimes, but he doesn't fuck)

    edit: wait I'm mixing up Deacon and Laszlo from the TV show. yeah Deacon is fine, he definitely doesn't fuck.

    Houk the Namebringer on
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Butler wrote: »
    Actually I've been thinking recently about what DnD classes the Friends would be and damned if I can figure out Chandler. For the rest I've got:

    Joey: Bard/Sorceror
    Phoebe: Druid/Bard
    Ross: Wizard (Divination) with the Resilient feat to gain proficiency in charisma saving throws
    Rachel: Warlock
    Monica: Cleric/Fighter

    There’s at least 4 things in here that are wizards...are you trying to piss off @Rorshach Kringle

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Joey = Joey but dressed as Dracula for a play
    Phoebe = Phoebe but dressed like Dracula for no reason

    These are the only Friends goodbye.

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    GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    Gary, previously played by Michael Rapaport, will now by played by Peter Loew/Nic Cage from Vampire's Kiss, as they both show a willingness to kill birds in New York.

    This post was sponsored by Tom Cruise.
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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    The count from sesame street as all of them

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Butler wrote: »
    Actually I've been thinking recently about what DnD classes the Friends would be and damned if I can figure out Chandler. For the rest I've got:

    Joey: Bard/Sorceror
    Phoebe: Druid/Bard
    Ross: Wizard (Divination) with the Resilient feat to gain proficiency in charisma saving throws
    Rachel: Warlock
    Monica: Cleric/Fighter

    no nerd shit, only dracula

    There is NOTHING on Earth nerdier than Dracula, except maybe Friends the sitcom?

    Fucking Lost is less nerdy than Friends.

    Professional Scrabble is less nerdy than Friends.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Which famous Wizard would play each Friend?

    Gandalf as Ross
    Elminster as Chandler
    Radagast as Joey

    Hermione as Monica
    Elphaba as Rachel
    Morgan Le Fay as Phoebe

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