Jeremy Renner Dracula is Ben because his dad has basically ignored him since he was born and when he does finally show up its just so his terrible dad can make fun of him a lot and then we never hear from him ever again
Jeremy Renner Dracula is Ben because his dad has basically ignored him since he was born and when he does finally show up its just so his terrible dad can make fun of him a lot and then we never hear from him ever again
The way this is playing out in my minds eye is that it's full-sized Jeremy Renner's head on a child's body
this would be very good casting, I support it
Actually I've been thinking recently about what DnD classes the Friends would be and damned if I can figure out Chandler. For the rest I've got:
Joey: Bard/Sorceror
Phoebe: Druid/Bard
Ross: Wizard (Divination) with the Resilient feat to gain proficiency in charisma saving throws
Rachel: Warlock
Monica: Cleric/Fighter
Dracula (Castlevania: Rondo of Blood) as Chandler Bing - Goofy, exaggerated in a 90's way, not-so-subtly doubts his place in the group.
Dracula (Netflix anime/original Castlevania) as Phoebe Buffay - Strives for simplicity, surprisingly grounded despite occasional wild fantasies, the glue that holds the friends together.
Dracula (Castlevania: Bloodlines) as Monica Geller - Outwardly well put together, inwardly a hyper-perfectionist, wears black to hide bloodstains and food stains.
Dracula (Castlevania: Symphony of the Night) as Ross Geller - Portrays sophistication and intelligence to hide his insecurities, transforms into a giant bat demon when provoked.
Dracula (Castlevania: Chronicles) as Rachel Green - Disarmingly attractive, fashion-forward, multi-generational wealth always on display.
Dracula (Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin) as Joey Tribbiani - Oozes machismo, enjoys food a bit too much, largely unconcerned with the world outside the apartment.
I feel like, in the depths of my heart, that Ross would be played by Jonny Brugh's Deacon from What We Do In The Shadows, but I would have to spend some time to cast the others.
Actually I've been thinking recently about what DnD classes the Friends would be and damned if I can figure out Chandler. For the rest I've got:
Joey: Bard/Sorceror
Phoebe: Druid/Bard
Ross: Wizard (Divination) with the Resilient feat to gain proficiency in charisma saving throws
Rachel: Warlock
Monica: Cleric/Fighter
I feel like, in the depths of my heart, that Ross would be played by Jonny Brugh's Deacon from What We Do In The Shadows, but I would have to spend some time to cast the others.
i'm down with this, especially in the general appearance, but with the huge caveat that as much of a nerd as Deacon is, he still fucks and Ross very much does not (he might have sex sometimes, but he doesn't fuck)
edit: wait I'm mixing up Deacon and Laszlo from the TV show. yeah Deacon is fine, he definitely doesn't fuck.
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Actually I've been thinking recently about what DnD classes the Friends would be and damned if I can figure out Chandler. For the rest I've got:
Joey: Bard/Sorceror
Phoebe: Druid/Bard
Ross: Wizard (Divination) with the Resilient feat to gain proficiency in charisma saving throws
Rachel: Warlock
Monica: Cleric/Fighter
There’s at least 4 things in here that are wizards...are you trying to piss off @Rorshach Kringle
Gary, previously played by Michael Rapaport, will now by played by Peter Loew/Nic Cage from Vampire's Kiss, as they both show a willingness to kill birds in New York.
Actually I've been thinking recently about what DnD classes the Friends would be and damned if I can figure out Chandler. For the rest I've got:
Joey: Bard/Sorceror
Phoebe: Druid/Bard
Ross: Wizard (Divination) with the Resilient feat to gain proficiency in charisma saving throws
Rachel: Warlock
Monica: Cleric/Fighter
no nerd shit, only dracula
There is NOTHING on Earth nerdier than Dracula, except maybe Friends the sitcom?
Fucking Lost is less nerdy than Friends.
Professional Scrabble is less nerdy than Friends.
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Which famous Wizard would play each Friend?
Gandalf as Ross
Elminster as Chandler
Radagast as Joey
Hermione as Monica
Elphaba as Rachel
Morgan Le Fay as Phoebe
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The Dracula what is from Marvel Comics
The Dracula from my favourite cereal, Count Chocula
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Dr. Acula from Scrubs
Bunnicula, the rabbit whose books Scholastic sold sometimes
Hmmm, can't think of a sixth Dracula, I think this is a trick question maybe?
Hope this helped!
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Richard Roxburgh's Dracula is Paul Stevens (Bruce Willis).
Because once you break past his cold, dead facade he is VERY EMOTIONAL.
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The way this is playing out in my minds eye is that it's full-sized Jeremy Renner's head on a child's body
this would be very good casting, I support it
Ross needs to be the Dracula played by Paul Reubens in the movie version of Buffy.
I already made him chandler
Shoot! Yeah, that's a better choice.
This is demonstrably false and also how dare you.
Ah, I must've mistaken you for someone else...
Alice Cullen as Monica
Jasper Cullen as Chandler
Rosalie Cullen as Rachel
Edward Cullen as Ross
Bella Swann as Phoebe
my first thought was Anna Kendrick's boring human character as Phoebe but she's not a Dracula so technicality
also Bella is just doing her own thing, man
oh that's janice
Obvious now in hindsight.
charlie wheeler?
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Could I BE any more undead?
Joey: Bard/Sorceror
Phoebe: Druid/Bard
Ross: Wizard (Divination) with the Resilient feat to gain proficiency in charisma saving throws
Rachel: Warlock
Monica: Cleric/Fighter
Dracula (Castlevania: Rondo of Blood) as Chandler Bing - Goofy, exaggerated in a 90's way, not-so-subtly doubts his place in the group.
Dracula (Netflix anime/original Castlevania) as Phoebe Buffay - Strives for simplicity, surprisingly grounded despite occasional wild fantasies, the glue that holds the friends together.
Dracula (Castlevania: Bloodlines) as Monica Geller - Outwardly well put together, inwardly a hyper-perfectionist, wears black to hide bloodstains and food stains.
Dracula (Castlevania: Symphony of the Night) as Ross Geller - Portrays sophistication and intelligence to hide his insecurities, transforms into a giant bat demon when provoked.
Dracula (Castlevania: Chronicles) as Rachel Green - Disarmingly attractive, fashion-forward, multi-generational wealth always on display.
Dracula (Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin) as Joey Tribbiani - Oozes machismo, enjoys food a bit too much, largely unconcerned with the world outside the apartment.
no nerd shit, only dracula
i'm down with this, especially in the general appearance, but with the huge caveat that as much of a nerd as Deacon is, he still fucks and Ross very much does not (he might have sex sometimes, but he doesn't fuck)
edit: wait I'm mixing up Deacon and Laszlo from the TV show. yeah Deacon is fine, he definitely doesn't fuck.
There’s at least 4 things in here that are wizards...are you trying to piss off @Rorshach Kringle
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Phoebe = Phoebe but dressed like Dracula for no reason
These are the only Friends goodbye.
There is NOTHING on Earth nerdier than Dracula, except maybe Friends the sitcom?
Fucking Lost is less nerdy than Friends.
Professional Scrabble is less nerdy than Friends.
Gandalf as Ross
Elminster as Chandler
Radagast as Joey
Hermione as Monica
Elphaba as Rachel
Morgan Le Fay as Phoebe
https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI