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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I want a monkey

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  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    You think you want a monkey, but you don't want one. They tend to flip out.

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  • SixSix Ask me about my butthole Registered User regular
    Don't get a monkey.

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    These monkeys are tiny what is the worst they could do?

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    monkeys are so disturbing to me

    the whole venture is uncanny

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    These monkeys are tiny what is the worst they could do?

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  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    Now I got out Kagero: Deception II. I might as well play Deception IV.

  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    Winky society is willing to meet you halfway and will allow you to have a primate.

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Winky society is willing to meet you halfway and will allow you to have a primate.

    Do not give me a chimpanzee I don't want that shit anywhere near me

  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    These monkeys are tiny what is the worst they could do?
    Wow, it's like you want me to link you Nature videos of monkeys murdering various other creatures for fun and games.

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Was Outbreak the move where Dustin Hoffman played a reporter?

    I think so. I remember him being in a movie where he plays a reporter. And it was ridiculous because Dustin Hoffman mumbles, so he would never, ever, be a reporter on a live news show.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Winky society is willing to meet you halfway and will allow you to have a primate.

    Just need to have sex with someone with ovaries a few times.

  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    These monkeys are tiny what is the worst they could do?
    Wow, it's like you want me to link you Nature videos of monkeys murdering various other creatures for fun and games.

    Look, I believe that they are horrible creatures, but what is a shrew-sized animal gonna do to me really?

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Was Outbreak the move where Dustin Hoffman played a reporter?

    I think so. I remember him being in a movie where he plays a reporter. And it was ridiculous because Dustin Hoffman mumbles, so he would never, ever, be a reporter on a live news show.

    No. He was a reporter in Tootsie, though?

  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    These monkeys are tiny what is the worst they could do?
    Wow, it's like you want me to link you Nature videos of monkeys murdering various other creatures for fun and games.

    we talking monkeys or cats?

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    These monkeys are tiny what is the worst they could do?

    They just be on top of your bookcase wanking aggressively at you at the time

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  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Winky I think you should get a monkey

  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Bethryn wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    These monkeys are tiny what is the worst they could do?
    Wow, it's like you want me to link you Nature videos of monkeys murdering various other creatures for fun and games.

    we talking monkeys or cats?
    I can't believe I'm saying this, but monkeys (and other various primates, chimps especially) are so much worse.

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/sep/13/the-tale-of-the-killer-whales
    The crew waited a tense hour and a half for rescue – perhaps understandably, the coastguard took time to comprehend (“You are saying you are under attack from orca?”). To say this is unusual is to massively understate it. By the time help arrived, the orcas were gone. The boat was towed to Barbate, where it was lifted to reveal the rudder missing its bottom third and outer layer, and teeth marks along the underside.

    Rocío Espada works with the marine biology laboratory at the University of Seville and has observed this migratory population of orca in the Gibraltar Straits for years. She was astonished. “For killer whales to take out a piece of a fibreglass rudder is crazy,” she says. “I’ve seen these orcas grow from babies, I know their life stories, I’ve never seen or heard of attacks.”

    The humans are weakened, now is the time to strike

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  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    didn't you just recently get a job?
    treat yourself, king!

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Wrote, directed, and starred in a Chick-fil-a commercial about respecting the police Registered User regular
    I think that absolute best case, your pet monkey is pissing and shitting everywhere and ripping apart your home. Even non-aggressive little monkeys are nightmares.

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Bethryn wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    These monkeys are tiny what is the worst they could do?
    Wow, it's like you want me to link you Nature videos of monkeys murdering various other creatures for fun and games.

    we talking monkeys or cats?
    I can't believe I'm saying this, but monkeys (and other various primates, chimps especially) are so much worse.

    I mean let's not equate chimpanzees and, like, tamarins.

    Chimpanzees are sociopathic killers that are twice the strength of a man.

    Tamarins are also possibly sociopathic killers that you could crush in your palm.

    Incenjucar
  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Winky society is willing to meet you halfway and will allow you to have a primate.

    Do not give me a chimpanzee I don't want that shit anywhere near me

    Oh, no, those are endangered.

  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Winky society is willing to meet you halfway and will allow you to have a primate.

    Do not give me a chimpanzee I don't want that shit anywhere near me

    Oh, no, those are endangered.

    In that case, I'll take 6

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Okay fine you guys convinced me I'll just get a tiger

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Get a cheetah. Cheetahs are small cats

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Wrote, directed, and starred in a Chick-fil-a commercial about respecting the police Registered User regular
    edited September 13
    If we started a program to domesticate monkeys, within 200 years or so we'd have viable pets. I think it could probably be done. But it would be so unnerving that I am not sure we could handle it.

    These little proto-humans in our houses: wearing collars, using the toilet, answering the door with their little hands that can work our technology, doing tricks for food in front of company. PeTA would just gesture broadly and be like: "SEE! WE TOLD YOU THIS WHOLE CONCEPT WAS REALLY FUCKED UP!"

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Get a cheetah. Cheetahs are small cats

    I imagine you have to take them out running a lot?

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    If we started a program to domesticate monkeys, within 200 years or so we'd have viable pets. I think it could probably be done. But it would be so unnerving that I am not sure we could handle it.

    These little proto-humans in our houses: wearing collars, using the toilet, answering the door with their little hands that can work our technology, doing tricks for food in front of company. PeTA would just gesture broadly and be like: "SEE! WE TOLD YOU THIS WHOLE CONCEPT WAS REALLY FUCKED UP!"

    Relates back to the idea that dogs are great pets explicitly because they are so dumb and if we started making them smarter or more humanlike our relationship would become more and more upsetting

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    If we started a program to domesticate monkeys, within 200 years or so we'd have viable pets. I think it could probably be done. But it would be so unnerving that I am not sure we could handle it.

    These little proto-humans in our houses: wearing collars, using the toilet, answering the door with their little hands that can work our technology, doing tricks for food in front of company. PeTA would just gesture broadly and be like: "SEE! WE TOLD YOU THIS WHOLE CONCEPT WAS REALLY FUCKED UP!"

    All the feral domesticated monkeys running around.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    in norwegian, ape is ape, monkey is apekatt, apecat

    this, you will agree, makes sense

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Could we train the monkeys to go and pick up pizza so we can get those sweet collection deals without having to put on shoes?

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    If we started a program to domesticate monkeys, within 200 years or so we'd have viable pets. I think it could probably be done. But it would be so unnerving that I am not sure we could handle it.

    These little proto-humans in our houses: wearing collars, using the toilet, answering the door with their little hands that can work our technology, doing tricks for food in front of company. PeTA would just gesture broadly and be like: "SEE! WE TOLD YOU THIS WHOLE CONCEPT WAS REALLY FUCKED UP!"

    All the feral domesticated monkeys running around.

    I mean, we already have a feral monkey problem in like every city where they live naturally don't we?

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    If we started a program to domesticate monkeys, within 200 years or so we'd have viable pets. I think it could probably be done. But it would be so unnerving that I am not sure we could handle it.

    These little proto-humans in our houses: wearing collars, using the toilet, answering the door with their little hands that can work our technology, doing tricks for food in front of company. PeTA would just gesture broadly and be like: "SEE! WE TOLD YOU THIS WHOLE CONCEPT WAS REALLY FUCKED UP!"

    All the feral domesticated monkeys running around.

    I mean, we already have a feral monkey problem in like every city where they live naturally don't we?

    No. Those aren't feral. They are just wild monkeys.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Wrote, directed, and starred in a Chick-fil-a commercial about respecting the police Registered User regular
    edited September 13
    I feel like training a domesticated monkey to go get your takeaway would be like training a 5 year old to do the same.

    Not exactly 100% safe for the animal, your food would definitely be dropped a few times, maybe some choice bites stolen, it would take a while as they got sidetracked. But largely it would work.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Would they be able to do dangerous work in factories like five year olds?

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  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    New Oglaf I think it’s safe for work. I did a dick check.

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