[CYOA] Absolute Wrestling Eternal

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  • expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    Buster Titanium is going to be the breakout star of this match.

    Djiem wrote: »
    Lokiamis wrote: »
    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
    Steam
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  • zekebeauzekebeau Registered User regular
    Universula prime.

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Cleopatra Revenge has to be hungry for her namesake. No not Cleopatra, I mean Revenge! After her humiliating loss to that pathetic good samaritan Benediction in their last match, she's got to be worried about looking like a jobber, and in a match with deadly weapons, a cold-blooded thirst for revenge might just give her the... "edge." Of a deadly weapon. It's a pun, see? Anyone? No?

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  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    Cleopatra Revenge has to be hungry for her namesake. No not Cleopatra, I mean Revenge! After her humiliating loss to that pathetic good samaritan Benediction in their last match, she's got to be worried about looking like a jobber, and in a match with deadly weapons, a cold-blooded thirst for revenge might just give her the... "edge." Of a deadly weapon. It's a pun, see? Anyone? No?

    A.W.E. needs this kind of viewer-created content.

    Generalísimo de Fuerzas Armadas de la República Argentina
    Endless_SerpentsPolaritieElvenshae
  • WhelkWhelk Registered User regular
    Buster Titanium, the man was once a cop before a tragic accident placed him into this metal body will right wrongs and is totally not wearing a costume, no sir!

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  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Universula Prime is best wrestler for match; she will defeat all who face her!

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited September 28
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    The pageantry of individual walk-ons is waylaid for this match. There is a hushed atmosphere as the crowd awaits this fight. There’s no announcer.

    Whispering, the commentators way in, “An arsenal match up of this kind is incredibly rare. Few dare. In many places, such a fight is banned.”

    “Indeed, it bares repeating, don’t try this one at home!”, their partner coos, “But what you should do is buy your furniture at Seat and Séance. The only furniture store haunted by pirates.”

    “That’s right. That’s right.”

    The lights dim, then rush across the packed arena until they form a red spotlight upon a gruesome looking cage. High Flying Death Mask sits in the lotus position on top, an array of sinister looking weapons are arranged around them. It.

    Inside the cage the referee is wearing so much padding he can’t move.

    The wrestlers each walk into the cage, and some goons in luminous skeletal outfits make a display of chaining the doors shut after them. Universula Prime back kicks the goon on her door away when he’s done.

    She peers down at her opponents, stroking her chin.

    Cleopatra crab walks side to side, crouched like an animal. She smiles. Her teeth are covered in blood.

    Buster breaks the silence, “Well shiii—”

    The bell rings!

    Opening a hatch, High Flying Death Mask drops in a baseball bat.

    Universula goes for it, and Buster uses her as a boost, leaping off her thigh and grabs it. He lands and swings! Universula leans back... and Cleopatra takes the hit. She spins, rolls, bounces off the cage... she’s knocked the fuck out.

    “I didn’t mean! Did you see that?!”, Buster looks stunned.

    A katana slams into the deck between them. Both wrestlers look down, then lock eyes.

    Busters rolls to the side as Universula grabs the katana and leaps into a martial stance, blade held horizontal above her shoulders.

    Buster takes a batter’s stance to match.

    “Good hit on little psycho. Almost impressive.”, Universula laughs.

    She launches herself at Buster, and he jumps... and the blade goes through his right leg!

    Folks in the crowd scream!

    Then Buster slides his leg back and elbows her in the back! She lets go of the katana as she drops and rolls to the side.

    Buster slowly removes the katana from his leg. It’s a prosthetic!

    “Hm. Clever.”, she admits, then looks up.

    She hops back and grabs a bowling ball as its dropped, and immediately throws it at Buster! He half deflects with the blade, dropping it in the process!

    Universula bulldozes him down, then flips him over! Buster has far too much fight left in him though, and he struggles for the cage. He reaches it, and pulls himself up, and up, and up—he pushes off, rolling Universula on her front, freeing himself!

    He grabs the katana, she grabs the bat! They connect, once, twice, then Buster weaves and kicks her across the knee! She stumbles away... and a taser is dropped in front of Universula!

    She spins onto her back and lets rip!

    ...

    But Buster tanks it! He raises the katana even as sparks race across his body... Then he falls down beside her.

    “Damn. How much am I making for this again?”, Buster murmurs, eyes closed.

    The referee (who had been clinging to a corner for some time) calls it as a victory for Universula Prime!

    She slowly gets up, hobbled. She stretches her injured leg out with both hands, and stifles some noise in her throat. Universula Prime raises both fists to the sky, and her music begins to play.
    Geth roll 2d6+3+3+3 for Universula Prime
    Geth roll 2d6+3+1+1 for Buster Titanium
    Geth roll 2d6+1-1-1 for Cleopatra Revenge

    Universula Prime:
    2d6+3+3+3 15 [2d6=3, 3]
    Buster Titanium:
    2d6+3+1+1 13 [2d6=5, 3]
    Cleopatra Revenge:
    2d6+1-1-1 3 [2d6=1, 3]

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited September 28
    After Match Details

    Universula Prime won! It was a close match between her and Buster Titanium.

    This fight has further empowered her:
    Universula Prime
    4 Strength
    -2 Technique
    1 Agility
    3 Resilience

    She will not miss a match, but Universula Prime will be wearing a knee brace for the foreseeable future.

    Cleopatra Revenge is a jobber, she’s always been a jobber. Who would be a fan of Cleopatra?
    Geth roll 2d4 for Stats

    Stats:
    2d4 3 [2d4=1, 2]

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
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    Next up is another interview!

    Vote for who you want to be interviewed, and write a question you want them to answer under your vote.

    Regardless of your choice, all questions will be answered by the highest voted wrestler. This will get weird.

    The interview will take place at the wrestler’s home this time, so feel free to get personal.

    BahamutZERO
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Rainbow Ranger
    What are your interests outside the ring?

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    Elvenshae
  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    As an aside, Buster Titanium’s intro theme:

  • expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    Spike Slam-Dunk

    Did you know that there'd be lethal weapon cage matches ahead of time? Are you okay with this and how are you dealing with it?

    Djiem wrote: »
    Lokiamis wrote: »
    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
    Steam
  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Prince Eastifa

    Why Do You Want to Work at This Company?

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited September 30
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    Stood silently in the doorway of Spike Slam-Dunk’s apartment there is a looming figure.

    “Jesus Christ! Hi. Hello. Welcome to my crib!”, he laughs nervously, “Maybe we should redo that opening?”

    Still in the doorway, the interviewer asks, “ What are your interests outside the ring?”

    Spike gestures to his crude self portrait (oil paints and mixed media, 3m by 2m canvas).

    “It’s all there; basketball and art.”, he walks over to a little cabinet, “Here’s my awards. Youth athletic of the year ‘99, 2nd place effort award for art... Yeah. Good stuff.”

    “Do you wanna look around? You would not believe I’ve fit a sauna in here!”, he beams.

    “Did you know that there'd be lethal weapon cage matches ahead of time? Are you okay with this and how are you dealing with it?”, the interview deadpans, sifting through some of Spike’s bills.

    “Ah. Well. The Board is doing a great job. This is my first wrestling gig, and I’m amazed I’m on TV already! I’m real lucky to be a part of Absolute Wrestling Eternal! If that’s the deal, well... I’m down for it...”, he trails off.

    He smiles at the small handheld camera the interviewer is holding.

    “Why do you want to work at this company?, they ask.

    Spike says a little too loudly, “This is the best wrestling league around!”

    “Why do you want to work at this company?”, the interviewer reiterates.

    “What? Look. I just wanna put my kid through college. Shouldn’t you have a camera man?”, he asks.

    With that the interviewer slips out the door. She steps over a knocked out couple of nicely dressed individuals and calls a taxi once she’s out the block.

    The Sheriff is on the case.
    Geth roll 1d3

    1d3 2 [1d3=2]

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited September 30
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    The next match will be 2 on 1!

    If the single combatant wins, they will have two of their stats increased and be awarded the trait: Crusher! They automatically beat any wrestler considered a jobber.

    If the pair win, they will have one stat each increased, and gain the trait: Cheater. What that means will come to light later!

    Prince Eastifa will be facing off against both Rainbow Ranger and Spike Slam-Dunk!

    The stats in play and the nature of the ring are a secret for now.

    MATCH VOTE
    (A) Prince Eastifa
    (B) Rainbow Ranger and Spike Slam-Dunk

    All combatants will roll, meaning it’s doubly hard for Prince Eastifa to win.
    For those checking, this is just a roll to determine who’s fighting who. It’s not for the match itself.
    Geth roll 2d6 for Rainbow Ranger
    Geth roll 2d6 for Spike Slam-Dunk
    Geth roll 2d6 for Prince Eastifa

    Rainbow Ranger:
    2d6 7 [2d6=2, 5]
    Spike Slam-Dunk:
    2d6 7 [2d6=1, 6]
    Prince Eastifa:
    2d6 11 [2d6=5, 6]

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  • expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    I don't think Spike is a cheater. Lets go with Rainbow Ranger!

    Djiem wrote: »
    Lokiamis wrote: »
    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
    Steam
  • zekebeauzekebeau Registered User regular
    A, his noble blood shall give him the strength to overcome these curs.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    B! cheaters are more interesting!

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  • WhelkWhelk Registered User regular
    Spike isn't a cheat. Just a small town boy caught up in these crazy shenanigans.

    I vote A!

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited October 2
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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited October 2
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    “Seems like an unfair match to me. How is this justified?”, says the commentator on the right.

    Their partner replies, “Well, the Prince is an established—”

    “Nah, no, really. These new guys aren’t going to look great coming out of this one no matter what.”

    “You’re right! They must be natural born cheaters!”, she replies, hand in fist.

    “Yeah, whatever.”, he sulks, “I’m my day.”



    The announcer’s mic squeals, “Damn it. Hello wrestling fans! Today, the great and storied Prince Eastifa from a mysterious, foreign land will face off against two villains that wish to strip his royal title from him. What do we think of that?”

    The crowd boos!

    “Let Handicap Havok begin!”, he states.



    Prince Eastifa


    The Prince is carried down on a golden plinth by four loyal servants in Prince Eastifa t-shirts. He steps through the ropes and grabs the mic.

    “I do this for my country. One day I will return as your king!”, he says, a fist clenched to his chest.

    Spike Slam-Dunk and Rainbow Ranger enter together to a chorus of boos. The Ranger enters solemnly, and bows to the referee, Spike hops in over the top rope and gives Eastifa a nod.

    “Hey, um, first fight! Let’s have a fair one, right?”, Spike asks.



    Five minutes in and Prince Eastifa toys with the pair. He rolls his shoulders and takes a breath.

    “Come on.”, he tells them as he sinks into a more serious stance.

    The Ranger sprints—passed him—and climbs up a corner! As Eastifa spins around Spike grabs the Prince around the waist and attempts to lift him, but to no avail. The Ranger jumps!... Only to meet Eastifa’s boots as he lifts his legs up! The Ranger is pushed away, prone, and Eastifa grabs Spike’s shoulders and flips himself behind him.

    Spike surprises himself with his speed, and kicks back, launching Prince Eastifa onto the mat. Spike rushes him and pins the Prince. Any chance is worth taking.

    “I’m gonna win!”, Spike shouts, struggling with the pin.

    3...”

    The referee stops, looking up.

    “It doesn’t matter!”, shouts a man in the crowd.

    He barrels down and slides into the ring. He pick the referee up, then upper cuts him, knocking him out!

    “It doesn’t matter if you’re gonna win, you ain’t nothing! You’ll never be a champ!”, he roars.

    Then he pulls the big fellow onto his knees and headbutts Spike, then swiftly blocks an incoming chop from Rainbow Ranger! He twists his arm over his shoulder, looks left, looks rights, then throws him to the mat! He grins wildly, then grabs the Ranger’s chin and uses his held arm to force the wrestler to punch himself!

    He steps off and addresses the crowd. With a spiked mohawk, bandito bandana and a sleeveless jacket, just who could this trouble maker be?

    “I’m Awful Alistair, and I don’t give a BEEEEEP!”

    With that he steps out of the ring and leaves.

    Al Natural is no more. There is only Awful Alistair now!
    Geth roll 2d6+2+3 for Prince Eastifa

    Geth roll 2d6+2+2 for Rainbow Ranger

    Geth roll 2d6+2+2+2 for Spike Slam-Dunk

    Prince Eastifa:
    2d6+2+3 9 [2d6=2, 2]
    Rainbow Ranger:
    2d6+2+2 10 [2d6=2, 4]
    Spike Slam-Dunk:
    2d6+2+2+2 9 [2d6=1, 2]

    Endless_Serpents on
    BahamutZEROElvenshae
  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited October 2
    AFTER MATCH MADNESS

    Awful Alistair has caused a huge upset!

    No one won the match! The duo of Spike Slam-Dunk and Rainbow Ranger were humiliated, and Prince Eastifa would not accept the win by default. None of them improved their stats or gained a new trait.

    Prince Eastifa now considers Awful Alistair a rival.

    All future matches have a 10% chance of Awful Alistair intervening until he is defeated in a match up against him.

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited October 2
    Just what has happen to Al? Is he no longer natural?

    * * * * *

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    It is now time... for the Horse Race. A.W.E does not own any horses (nor can they afford to rent any), so the race is in fact between the established tag teams.

    The parking lot has been converted into a professional grade race course, and each elected wrestler must carry their ally around the course five times to triumph!

    MATCH VOTE
    (A) Universula Prime & Diamond Jules
    —What is their tag team moniker?

    (B) Deva Majestic & Magician Fist
    Heavenly Bodies

    (C) Spike Slam-Dunk & Rainbow Ranger
    —What is their tag team moniker?

    (E) Jumbo Miyamoto & Ghengis Charm
    The Beasts from the East

    * * * * *

    This is an event, and as such your votes are the only thing that determines the outcome!

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    Elvenshae
  • expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    C, they've got a chip on their shoulders after what just happened, extra motivation.

    I am, however, terrible at tag team names. How about Polysyllabic Designation?

    Djiem wrote: »
    Lokiamis wrote: »
    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
    Steam
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Voting for team A, team name suggestion: Kompromat

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    Elvenshae
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    (C) Spike Slam-Dunk & Rainbow Ranger
    —What is their tag team moniker?
    Alliteration Alliance



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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Hello all,

    Due to the unfortunate timing of my job in the military I’m going to have to leave you for the foreseeable future.

    My plan was to do a few more matches, a couple more petitions, then start a one on one tournament to determine the overall winner. I regret that I won’t be able to bring this to a fair and satisfying conclusion.

    Thank you for your participation.

    Yours sincerely,

    Me.

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    so it goes, stay safe out there

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  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    edited October 9
    Heck, we can just wait here until you come back. :D

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