Don't forget to wear your masks this [Halloween]. The clock is ticking. It's almost time.
Listen, it's almost October, and this is going to be a weird year for Halloween. But we can't fix that inexorable ticking, so it's better to be prepared than not.
Maybe for you being prepared means watching a lot of horror movies and consuming your body weight in Reese's pumpkins. Or maybe you've found a costume that incorporates a facemask and you're going to try to do something
with it. Or maybe you've turned the old tennis ball machine in your garage into a terrifying whirlwind of sugary death and you're going to leave trick or treaters with chocolatey welts from fifteen paces.
Because what's the alternative? Not
celebrating Halloween? Unthinkable.