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Help me sell my washing machine.

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  • MNC DoverMNC Dover Full-time Voice Actor Kirkland, WARegistered User regular
    Unironically, I spent over 3 months without a dryer due to house repairs and then the dryer's motor dying. That sucked!

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Well I know a guy with a combo washer/dryer, if you’re interested

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

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  • MNC DoverMNC Dover Full-time Voice Actor Kirkland, WARegistered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Well I know a guy with a combo washer/dryer, if you’re interested

    Nah, I'm good. I bought a solid used one from some guy in Australia. They seemed like a nice family, who had a long cat and oddly had a deep hatred for the Mass Effect series. Weird...

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    If I do sell it, I’m not going to tell you chucklefucks.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    But will you tell us chucklefucks?

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    edited April 2021
    I'm selling my "washing machine" this weekend, it took me over a year.

    Doodmann on
    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    Sometimes I sell my stuff on Ebay
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    This thread needs more washing machine jams.

    https://youtu.be/sKZTdkvr4qo

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Desserted wrote: »
    I thought the washing machine was just apart of their family now.

    Yeah I mean if he sold it, I’d have to change my Facebook profile picture and everything!

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    What about those of us who are fucklechucks

    do we have to fill out a form or

  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    I can automate that for you; just send me your SSN, DoB, mother's maiden name, the name of your first pet, and pictures of the front and back of your credit card.

    We call it the full-service laundering special.

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  • pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    I can automate that for you; just send me your SSN, DoB, mother's maiden name, the name of your first pet, and pictures of the front and back of your credit card.

    We call it the full-service laundering special.

    I Can Fully Recommend This Very Convenient Service

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    The thing is, if anyone could do this on these forums, I think it would be Fishman

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    *heavy breathing*

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    *heavy breathing*

    Bonjour monsieur Lupin!

    Où est ta machine à laver?

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  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    tef are you feeling alright

    Tef
  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Do not mind Tef. He is merely going through washing machine withdrawal.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    How big of a hermit crab would it take for it to want to use a washing machine as a shell, and if there were a hermit crab big enough, what is the upper limit on how heavy that washing machine could be?

    No I'm not stoned why do you ask?

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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    dyou reckon a trillion hermit crabs could lift a washing machine the size of the sun

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I actually gotta sell my small smoker these holidays.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2021
    Anyone want one?

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Do we get a discount if we buy your washing machine too?

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Reckon it'll work in Singapore

    In my condo

    Without getting me arrested?

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I dunno, lots of people smoke there, probably.

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Anyone want one?

    Smoker? I hardly know h-*gunshot*

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  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    blake you should hang onto your washing machine until like march next year and then if whatever place I move to next doesn't already have one you can gift it to me for a new home!!!

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Somewhere in my Dad’s house there is a photo of me inside a dryer. Apparently it was my favourite place to hang out as a two-year-old. I think my Mum was just happy I wasn’t destroying something or trying to horribly injure myself.

  • pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    Butler wrote: »
    Somewhere in my Dad’s house there is a photo of me inside a dryer. Apparently it was my favourite place to hang out as a two-year-old. I think my Mum was just happy I wasn’t destroying something or trying to horribly injure myself.

    Hate to break it to you, but...

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    I actually gotta sell my small smoker these holidays.

    Not today Satan

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    I dunno, lots of people smoke there, probably.

    But how many people small smoke

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Everyone, after the first half of the cigarette.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Robbie Carlyle has small smoking down to an art, you want an actor who can surreptitiously cup a durry well he's your guy

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Day 329
    Still no sign of the washing machine
    Every day I stand at the shore, hoping to see that familiar white and silver glint

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    You haven’t helped me at all, you didn’t even rotate my picture by 90 degrees.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    You haven’t helped me at all, you didn’t even rotate my picture by 90 degrees.

    That would be a silly thing to do for a wall-mounted unit

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  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    Ooh I hope we have something special planned for the thread anniversary coming up soon

  • DessertedDesserted Dessert desertRegistered User regular
    You're supposed to give Tide Pods for the first year anniversary, right?

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Shit, we're supposed to bring refreshments?

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Shit, we're supposed to bring refreshments?

    And boots to place on the washing machine

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    You haven’t helped me at all, you didn’t even rotate my picture by 90 degrees.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2021
    Thanks xaquin, you may be a fuck up, but I appreciate you trying.

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