Help me sell my washing machine.

Rhesus Positive

Chall wrote: »

Ooh I hope we have something special planned for the thread anniversary coming up soon

Change it into a picture thread

Post Your Recently Sold Washing Machines

Xaquin

I am always here to help

Anzekay

every time I see this thread refreshed on the front page of SE++ my spirits raise a little bit

PiptheFair

Anzekay wrote: »

every time I see this thread refreshed on the front page of SE++ my spirits raise a little bit

knowing that tef will eternally struggle?

Captain Inertia

PiptheFair wrote: »

Anzekay wrote: »

every time I see this thread refreshed on the front page of SE++ my spirits raise a little bit

knowing that tef will eternally struggle?

Eternally with dingy whites

Orca

Anzekay wrote: »

every time I see this thread refreshed on the front page of SE++ my spirits raise a little bit

Someone help me find that gif of a husky leaving a bone juuuuuuust outside of the leash range of another dog

Blake vs. Tef

JusticeforPluto

Honestly I hope the washing machine is never sold.

When the forums close down, we will be left wondering: What ever happened to that washing machine?

Elvenshae

… and then the washing machine was the forums.

Tef

Blake T wrote: »

You haven’t helped me at all, you didn’t even rotate my picture by 90 degrees.

Jedoc

Once again, I can only hope that this thread is one of the freakish Pompeii artifacts that makes it to the far future to bewilder historians.

Tef

PiptheFair wrote: »

Anzekay wrote: »

every time I see this thread refreshed on the front page of SE++ my spirits raise a little bit

knowing that tef will eternally struggle?

One must imagine Tef happy

Lalabox

the washing machine in our appartment is bolted to the wall upside down

Lalabox

which is good because otherwise the controls would be up near the ceiling

Jedoc

Hey, Tef thread. We really need to talk about how messed up it is that the Australian thorny devil has spikes on its underside.

I grew up in northeastern New Mexico, and our horny toads had lovely smooth bellies, like a toad has.



I need you to explain why convergent evolution made your tiny triceratops lizards so angry.

Tef

You’d be angry too if you had to live in the Australian desert.

Lalabox

Orca

We should post pictures of recently BOUGHT washing machines

See Blake? I could have bought your washing machine but you CHOSE to hold onto it

Forever

Chall

Jedoc wrote: »

Hey, Tef thread. We really need to talk about how messed up it is that the Australian thorny devil has spikes on its underside.

I grew up in northeastern New Mexico, and our horny toads had lovely smooth bellies, like a toad has.



I need you to explain why convergent evolution made your tiny triceratops lizards so angry.

Australian thorny devil? Let me tell you about the Australian horny devil - Hugh Jackman. Probably

PiptheFair

Tef wrote: »

You’d be angry too if you had to live in the Australian desert.

Emus fought a war about it

Kane Red Robe

PiptheFair wrote: »

Tef wrote: »

You’d be angry too if you had to live in the Australian desert.

Emus won a war about it

Heffling

Blake T wrote: »

Thanks xaquin, you may be a fuck up, but I appreciate you trying.

I bet Xaquin could sell a washing machine.

Xaquin

I didn't want to brag

Tef

Heffling wrote: »

Blake T wrote: »

Thanks xaquin, you may be a fuck up, but I appreciate you trying.

I bet Xaquin could sell a washing machine.

Could sell?



Did sell!

Xaquin

I never got a thank you card for that

Captain Inertia

I’m glad to see Tef is a mobile forumer too

Tef

Xaquin wrote: »

I never got a thank you card for that

Just another disappointment on this boulevard of broken dreams

Houk the Namebringer

I'm moving later this week, and some friends of mine have an extra washing machine sitting in a storage unit that they're trying to empty out, so I'm getting a free washing machine (and more) plus he's delivering it straight to my new place

So I'm afraid I'll have to pass on this particular washing machine

pooka

I'm comparing flipflops (jandals, slippers) for my partner's birthday, don't judge
(we have a washing machine, and we rent; no shot)

MNC Dover

What 6 things are you buying on Amazon?!

Xaquin

Birthday presents for Xaquin!?

oh thank you, but it's not until October!

Tef

I am tickled at the idea that we are somehow fucking with the ad algorithm

PaperLuigi44

Tef wrote: »

I am tickled at the idea that we are somehow fucking with the ad algorithm

Hot washing machines in my area, you say

Captain Inertia

PaperLuigi44 wrote: »

Tef wrote: »

I am tickled at the idea that we are somehow fucking with the ad algorithm

Hot washing machines in my area, you say

Yeah with a “Large/Bulky” cycle :winky:

Tynnan

PaperLuigi44 wrote: »

Tef wrote: »

I am tickled at the idea that we are somehow fucking with the ad algorithm

Hot washing machines in my area, you say

Isn’t the problem that it isn’t in Tef’s area?

PiptheFair

MNC Dover wrote: »

What 6 things are you buying on Amazon?!

5 100 gallon tubs of lube and a new shower caddy

DarkPrimus

I do appreciate how Amazon always helpfully includes a picture of a person sitting in the 100 gallon container of lube if it is a lube safe for human usage.

MechMantis

Look, Blake

If you won't sell the washing machine, can you buy Tef? He's pining.

Chall

MechMantis wrote: »

Look, Blake

If you won't sell the washing machine, can you buy Tef? He's pining.

Tef will move in with Blake and then we'll film their lives in sitcom format. One's tidy, the other's messy, but they have to get along because they share custody of a washing machine.

You two decide which is tidy and which is messy, but I would suggest Tef be the messy one since they apparently have been without a washing machine for almost a year.

MechMantis

I can't imagine Tef has many clothes to wear to wash though. He is clearly a thorny devil.

Maybe he wants to put himself in the washing machine.

Orca

MechMantis wrote: »

I can't imagine Tef has many clothes to wear to wash though. He is clearly a thorny devil.

Maybe he wants to put himself in the washing machine.

brings the phrase "sit and spin" to a new level