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Help me sell my washing machine.

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  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    You haven’t helped me at all, you didn’t even rotate my picture by 90 degrees.

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    is this the best post on SE++ ever? maybe? it's defs a contender

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    As an impartial judge, Anzekay, I agree

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Let none doubt the impartiality and neutrality of lizards

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    You haven’t helped me at all, you didn’t even rotate my picture by 90 degrees.

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    These are all performative actions, you are the democrats of this thread.

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  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
    the washing machine in our appartment is bolted to the wall upside down

    wait i was still asleep this morning when i posted this i meant our dryer

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    That's a lot less worrying.

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  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    That's a lot less worrying.

    We've been here a year and a half so we probably would have stopped worrying by now

  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
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    What is that liquid on

    actually, never mind.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Chall wrote: »
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Look, Blake

    If you won't sell the washing machine, can you buy Tef? He's pining.

    Tef will move in with Blake and then we'll film their lives in sitcom format. One's tidy, the other's messy, but they have to get along because they share custody of a washing machine.

    You two decide which is tidy and which is messy, but I would suggest Tef be the messy one since they apparently have been without a washing machine for almost a year.

    I have it on good authority that Tef is in fact a dog

  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Chall wrote: »
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Look, Blake

    If you won't sell the washing machine, can you buy Tef? He's pining.

    Tef will move in with Blake and then we'll film their lives in sitcom format. One's tidy, the other's messy, but they have to get along because they share custody of a washing machine.

    You two decide which is tidy and which is messy, but I would suggest Tef be the messy one since they apparently have been without a washing machine for almost a year.

    I have it on good authority that Tef is in fact a dog

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    are you sure about that?

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Chall wrote: »
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Look, Blake

    If you won't sell the washing machine, can you buy Tef? He's pining.

    Tef will move in with Blake and then we'll film their lives in sitcom format. One's tidy, the other's messy, but they have to get along because they share custody of a washing machine.

    You two decide which is tidy and which is messy, but I would suggest Tef be the messy one since they apparently have been without a washing machine for almost a year.

    I have it on good authority that Tef is in fact a dog

    The problem with that is I would have to live with Blake, and as this thread clearly shows, he is a seasoned dog fucker

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    Chall wrote: »
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Look, Blake

    If you won't sell the washing machine, can you buy Tef? He's pining.

    Tef will move in with Blake and then we'll film their lives in sitcom format. One's tidy, the other's messy, but they have to get along because they share custody of a washing machine.

    You two decide which is tidy and which is messy, but I would suggest Tef be the messy one since they apparently have been without a washing machine for almost a year.

    I have it on good authority that Tef is in fact a dog

    nJBKPROMOSZMZ.jpg

    are you sure about that?

    Ain’t no rule that says a dog can’t be another animal

    Elvenshae
  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    Chall wrote: »
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Look, Blake

    If you won't sell the washing machine, can you buy Tef? He's pining.

    Tef will move in with Blake and then we'll film their lives in sitcom format. One's tidy, the other's messy, but they have to get along because they share custody of a washing machine.

    You two decide which is tidy and which is messy, but I would suggest Tef be the messy one since they apparently have been without a washing machine for almost a year.

    I have it on good authority that Tef is in fact a dog

    nJBKPROMOSZMZ.jpg

    are you sure about that?

    Ain’t no rule that says a dog can’t be another animal

    Sounds like something a dog would say

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Hey, I’m nice.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Hey, I’m nice.

    Sounds like something a first order sleeper cell killdroid would say

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2021
    Honestly the artwork weirdly makes me feel more attached to the washing machine, for what would be largely sentimental reasons.

    Imagine that baby growing up and then wanting to know where the washing machine depicted in so many family portraits went… I don’t think I could handle that conversation.

    Arguably, all that “helping” did was make it EVEN HARDER to sell the fucking washing machine.

    So… thanks, Tef, I guess????

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    Tef you stupid generous idiot, now you'll never get the washing machine

    You'd be breaking up a family, you monster

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  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    They say if you truly love something (washing machine), let it go. If it comes back to you, you didn't pay enough for shipping and customs fees.

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    I mean, if you do sell the washing machine, you'll at least know exactly which farm update it went to.

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Wait hang on

    The baby and the washing machine aren’t a two for one deal?

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    @Blake T clearly you just need to sell the washing machine to @Vivixenne

    problem solved

    LOL GET FUCKED TEF

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Wait hang on

    The baby and the washing machine aren’t a two for one deal?

    The baby goes out with the bathwater not the dishwasherwater.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Who’s washing dishes in the washer

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Fuck.

    I'm keeping it, anyway.

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Who’s washing dishes in the washer

    It's a washing machine

    why wouldn't you wash dishes in it

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    @Blake T clearly you just need to sell the washing machine to @Vivixenne

    problem solved

    LOL GET FUCKED TEF

    Omg

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I just found this thread, someone explain everything that has happened so far.

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I just found this thread, someone explain everything that has happened so far.

    Blake has a washing machine he keeps taunting Tef with

    Taunting

    For almost a year

    Also Tef commissioned a bunch of wonderful washing-machine family art to "help" Blake sell the washing machine

    You now have permanent irrevocable permission to give Blake shit about selling his washing machine for all time, thanks Blake!

    Also I've fucked up, his name is actually Blade now FYI HTH

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I just found this thread, someone explain everything that has happened so far.

    Very dedicated bits

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I just found this thread, someone explain everything that has happened so far.

    A washing machine has yet to be sold.

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
  • expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I just found this thread, someone explain everything that has happened so far.

    A washing machine has yet to be sold.

    ...while simultaneously being a washing machine that cannot be sold without irrevocably breaking a family.

    Djiem wrote: »
    Lokiamis wrote: »
    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Can I help wash your selling machine

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Honestly the artwork weirdly makes me feel more attached to the washing machine, for what would be largely sentimental reasons.

    Imagine that baby growing up and then wanting to know where the washing machine depicted in so many family portraits went… I don’t think I could handle that conversation.

    Arguably, all that “helping” did was make it EVEN HARDER to sell the fucking washing machine.

    So… thanks, Tef, I guess????

    So what's the washing machine's name?

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    expendable wrote: »
    Baidol wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I just found this thread, someone explain everything that has happened so far.

    A washing machine has yet to be sold.

    ...while simultaneously being a washing machine that cannot be sold without irrevocably breaking a family.

    really, it's all about family

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    expendable wrote: »
    Baidol wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I just found this thread, someone explain everything that has happened so far.

    A washing machine has yet to be sold.

    ...while simultaneously being a washing machine that cannot be sold without irrevocably breaking a family.

    really, it's all about family

    And a place to put your boots

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    expendable wrote: »
    Baidol wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I just found this thread, someone explain everything that has happened so far.

    A washing machine has yet to be sold.

    ...while simultaneously being a washing machine that cannot be sold without irrevocably breaking a family.

    Okay fine, selling a washing machine and a dryer.

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    expendable wrote: »
    Baidol wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I just found this thread, someone explain everything that has happened so far.

    A washing machine has yet to be sold.

    ...while simultaneously being a washing machine that cannot be sold without irrevocably breaking a family.

    really, it's all about family

    i live my life a quarter of a washing machine at a time

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    expendable wrote: »
    Baidol wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I just found this thread, someone explain everything that has happened so far.

    A washing machine has yet to be sold.

    ...while simultaneously being a washing machine that cannot be sold without irrevocably breaking a family.

    really, it's all about family

    i live my life a quarter of a washing machine load at a time

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    hehehe

    load

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