Help me sell my washing machine.

Captain Inertia

Jedoc wrote: »

Sounds like a lot of extra laundry. You all set on washing machines?

Found the librarian who wants to make a career change to washing machine salesperson

Botznoy

I feel like I finally need to come clean, but I moved apartments in Perth about a week after this thread was made. Needed a washing machine and ordered one 2 days before discovering this thread.

Tef

Hahahaha

Hahahahahahahahahah


HAHAHAHAHAHAHhhHhHahahabab

Blake T

I could have been rich.

Blake T

I could have made washing machine money.

Anzekay

Botznoy wrote: »

I feel like I finally need to come clean, but I moved apartments in Perth about a week after this thread was made. Needed a washing machine and ordered one 2 days before discovering this thread.

oh my god

Tef

Like, this could not be better.

If it was in a book I would call bullshit

MechMantis

Botznoy wrote: »

I feel like I finally need to come clean, but I moved apartments in Perth about a week after this thread was made. Needed a washing machine and ordered one 2 days before discovering this thread.

Have you considered buying a second washing machine? I hear that Blake is selling one.

Raijin Quickfoot

With 2 washing machines you could do twice the laundry!!

21stCentury

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

With 2 washing machines you could do twice the laundry!!

Would need an extra long drying rack or second dryer though.

Raijin Quickfoot

21stCentury wrote: »

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

With 2 washing machines you could do twice the laundry!!

Would need an extra long drying rack or second dryer though.

Well someone on here has to have a dryer for sale

pimento

I can't believe I'm doing Blake "I'm telling poeple that I'm selling a washing machine but I'm not actually at all" T's job for him, but his is a washer dryer combo so.. upgrade?

Also @Anzekay also has a washing machine going, so you could go the full triple take here.

Captain Inertia

Blake T wrote: »

I could have made washing machine money.

Money laundering eh

Orca

Captain Inertia wrote: »

Blake T wrote: »

I could have made washing machine money.

Money laundering eh

motherfu-

3cl1ps3

CHICO

The Escape Goat

Augh, my washing machine just tried to take a bite outta me. Put the lid up, reached in, and the lid slams back down on my shoulder!

So if/when you receive the washing machine, maybe consider stringing up some garlic in case it's inhabited by vampiric spirits.

21stCentury

The Escape Goat wrote: »

Augh, my washing machine just tried to take a bite outta me. Put the lid up, reached in, and the lid slams back down on my shoulder!

So if/when you receive the washing machine, maybe consider stringing up some garlic in case it's inhabited by vampiric spirits.

I read that Stephen king novella.

Blake T

Tef I drove by that washing machine I told you about, and I think somebody else took it from the side of the road.

I’m beginning to even wonder if you are even committed to getting a washing machine.

Raijin Quickfoot

Blake T wrote: »

Tef I drove by that washing machine I told you about, and I think somebody else took it from the side of the road.

I’m beginning to even wonder if you are even committed to getting a washing machine.

I think we all know that he is not

Raijin Quickfoot

The Escape Goat wrote: »

Augh, my washing machine just tried to take a bite outta me. Put the lid up, reached in, and the lid slams back down on my shoulder!

So if/when you receive the washing machine, maybe consider stringing up some garlic in case it's inhabited by vampiric spirits.

The modern day sequel to The Mangler

Orca

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

Blake T wrote: »

Tef I drove by that washing machine I told you about, and I think somebody else took it from the side of the road.

I’m beginning to even wonder if you are even committed to getting a washing machine.

I think we all know that he is not

I think Tef is exactly as committed to this exercise as Blake T is.

It's a match made in Purgatory.

MechMantis

Blake T wrote: »

Tef I drove by that washing machine I told you about, and I think somebody else took it from the side of the road.

I’m beginning to even wonder if you are even committed to getting a washing machine.

Maybe it was Tef who grabbed it?

Tef

Oh my inferest in the machine was to help you, a dear friend, sell your washing. As you asked us to do!

We are waiting for the completion of the next sub phase. Good things, as we all know, take time

Don't let me be your anchor though! You find a buyer you get the thing gone!

Blake T

You said you wanted the washing machine!

Lalabox

Blake T wrote: »

You said you wanted the washing machine!

i dunno blake, i can't actually see where he ever said that

Captain Inertia

I dunno this photograph quite clearly captures Tef’s intent to buy the washing machine and Blade’s intent to penetrate it

Lost Salient

Blade huh?

Is the washing machine a vampire?

Raijin Quickfoot

Lost Salient wrote: »

Blade huh?

Is the washing machine a vampire?

It’s always ice skating uphill

Naphtali

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

Lost Salient wrote: »

Blade huh?

Is the washing machine a vampire?

It’s always ice skating uphill

Oh, Blake's hiding the washing machine while it rides out tax evasion charges? Everything makes sense now.

MechMantis

Ah yes, capital idea.

Disguise the washing machine as Yoshi, then the IRS will take it to jail for evading taxes.

Bucketman

Vivixenne wrote: »

I got this thing 6 years ago and every autumn/winter it’s a staple piece of clothing. It’s completely ridiculous that I don’t have more photos of me in this thing.



Oh and that’s just my newer one. I got the old school N7 hoodie back in 2011, still with me but I don’t wear it as much anymore.

Hi five! I have the dude version of that hoodie, and I like wearing it every autumn but I have to take special care to never get it dirty because I know I probably can't ever replace it if it gets destroyed

Tef

*drum roll*

Hi everyone! Stage 1(c) is now complete, please enjoy this piece of majesty created by @tynic . Not only has she made this fucking awesome art for the project, but she did it pro bono.



I am just working out the next phase, but if anyone is an out of work creative writer, or has a friends/family who are, please get in contact with me here on the forums

Tef

(My favourite bit is Bodhi going awoooooo)

Desserted

That's amazing. Beautiful work, tynic!

Blake T

Me carrying this washing machine on my back does seem apt for this thread.

Orca

Blake T wrote: »

Me carrying this washing machine on my back does seem apt for this thread.

I feel like it's more of an aspirational picture

Tef

Blake T wrote: »

Me carrying this washing machine on my back does seem apt for this thread.

I feel like you have done very little of the heavy lifting vis a vis selling of washing machines!!!!

Orca

Tef wrote: »

Blake T wrote: »

Me carrying this washing machine on my back does seem apt for this thread.

I feel like you have done very little of the heavy lifting vis a vis selling of washing machines!!!!

But let's be fair here

I'm not sure you're actually committed to buying that washing machine!

Pinfeldorf

Blake T wrote: »

Me carrying this washing machine on my back does seem apt for this thread.

You're lucky she didn't draw multiple shoebills haranguing you.

Tef

Orca wrote: »

Tef wrote: »

Blake T wrote: »

Me carrying this washing machine on my back does seem apt for this thread.

I feel like you have done very little of the heavy lifting vis a vis selling of washing machines!!!!

But let's be fair here

I'm not sure you're actually committed to buying that washing machine!

No I’m committed to selling it!!