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Penny Arcade - Comic - Hold The Yogurt

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imagePenny Arcade - Comic - Hold The Yogurt

Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    You can really get a good weight to cost ratio for a bowl of candy at a froyo joint

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    T-DangerT-Danger Registered User regular
    We have a similar thing in the Uk. They're called Pick n Mix counters.

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    HevachHevach Registered User regular
    A lot of grocery stores here let you scoop out bags of free candy. My wife says you have to pay for it, to which I reply, "Not if it never makes it to the checkout lane."

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    LieutenantDanLieutenantDan Registered User regular
    lol gross

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    DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    Speaking of game streaming services not being the main course, today I learned you can't stream Google Play games to Stadia. WTF, I can't even play your own product on your product?

    Really not sure what Amazon is planning to add, the metaphor being particularly apt. All of Amazon's games so far have been flops.

    What is this I don't even.
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    ironzergironzerg Registered User regular
    Also remember there's never, ever, ever any reason to go with anything other than the largest container possible at those frozen yogurt places. Even if you're just getting a very reasonable serving of frozen yogurt with a very reasonable amount of toppings. There's no reason to not have an extra large container to ensure that your small mountain of toppings stay on the yogurt and not the floor.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    No physical reason, yes, but psychologically many people feel more satisfied with their food if it fills the container and they finish it (mostly due to behavioral conditioning as a child). So in some cases it would be more beneficial to grab the "right" size and fill it up

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    Steel AngelSteel Angel Registered User regular
    This reminds of one of the dads I knew from church. He was at a Roy Rogers putting together a little salad of lettuce and other vegetables when a restaurant employee came up and said "Sir, the burger toppings are not a salad bar."

    Big Dookie wrote: »
    I found that tilting it doesn't work very well, and once I started jerking it, I got much better results.

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    RatherDashing89RatherDashing89 Registered User regular
    I have never gone to a Sweet Frog and not just ended up with an expensive bowl of various gummy creatures.

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    LttlefootLttlefoot Registered User regular
    So Xbox and android have teamed up to make something kind of like Apple Arcade? That could be fun if I had an android tablet

    And yeah sounds like Tycho’s “froyo” is actually pretty common. I’ll put a nominal amount of yogurt just to satisfy the universe before topping up on sweets

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    jothkijothki Registered User regular
    This reminds of one of the dads I knew from church. He was at a Roy Rogers putting together a little salad of lettuce and other vegetables when a restaurant employee came up and said "Sir, the burger toppings are not a salad bar."

    I did the same thing in high school, except no one ever told me to stop.

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    Zoku GojiraZoku Gojira Monster IslandRegistered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    You can really get a good weight to cost ratio for a bowl of candy at a froyo joint

    Well, if you’re used to the pricing at dedicated candy shops, anyway. Where payment is accepted in the form of suitcases of cash, steel or literal platinum credit cards, gold of dubious origin, or splinters of the True Cross.

    "Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are." - Bertolt Brecht
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    Steel AngelSteel Angel Registered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    You can really get a good weight to cost ratio for a bowl of candy at a froyo joint

    Well, if you’re used to the pricing at dedicated candy shops, anyway. Where payment is accepted in the form of suitcases of cash, steel or literal platinum credit cards, gold of dubious origin, or splinters of the True Cross.

    There used to be a Lindt store near me and I pretty much exclusively purchased from their factory seconds bins. Bulk containers of truffles that didn't come out perfectly round or whatever quality standard the brand insisted on and now sold at a heft discount far below normal prices. We're talking like 1/3 of the retail price. Every few months I'd walk out of the store with 1-3 pounds of chocolate (and you were required to buy at least a pound from the seconds bins. It was not a hard sell).

    Big Dookie wrote: »
    I found that tilting it doesn't work very well, and once I started jerking it, I got much better results.

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    shadowysea07shadowysea07 Registered User regular
    That seems like a waste.

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