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Can a human walk like that

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    yes
    #pipe wrote: »
    Can a human walk like this?
    https://youtu.be/9osw0mSSCIA

    I really want the story here to be that they just quit that warehouse job and this is their exit walk.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    no!!!
    Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could walk like that they didn't stop to think if they should

  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    But what if they told me to. . .

    walk this way?

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    no!!!
    Have you considered walking like an Egyptian?

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    no!!!
    Bigfoot is definitely real my uncle is a scientist and he said so.

  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    yes
    I can walk like that, but opening the door and getting on the floor? That’s outside man’s reach.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    yes
    Tonkka wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Can a human walk like this?
    https://youtu.be/9osw0mSSCIA

    I really want the story here to be that they just quit that warehouse job and this is their exit walk.

    What the fuck

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Platy wrote: »
    Bigfoot is most closely associated with the Pacific Northwest, but sightings have been reported from all US states including Hawaii, leading some to speculate that the entity known as Bigfoot might be an interdimensional traveler in search of gemstones

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    An artist's impression of the Bigfoot which appeared in Beaver County, Pennsylvania, in 1973, carrying a glowing orb

  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    Why's he look like such a grump?

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    yes
    I’m a grump and I don’t even have all that fur for poop to get stuck in

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    no!!!
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    Why's he look like such a grump?

    the orb gives him mad static

  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    such is the price of orb power

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    yes
    Who the fuck even wants an orb, piece of shit, can’t put it down anywhere, it’ll just roll

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
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    An artist's impression of another famous encounter in Bigfoot lore - the Ape Canyon attack of 1924, during which miners staying in a cabin were attacked by a group of "apemen"

    This scary event was later attributed to a band of juvenile Bigfeet

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    no!!!
    Damn did Frank Frazetta do that
    Those bigfoots are ripped

  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    yes
    That art looks like it costs 2 green mana and 1 colorless to destroy one enemy land per Ape creature you tap

    SimBen on
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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Damn did Frank Frazetta do that
    Those bigfoots are ripped

    It's attributed to Italian Artist Severino Baraldi but I'm unsure if the attribution is correct

  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    That art looks like it costs 2 green mana and 1 colorless to destroy one enemy land per Ape creature you tap

    Ah, but then you counter with this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBIsZlV1jHk

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    May a human walk like this

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    NX5h7he.jpg

    An artist's impression of the "sexy" Bigfoot allegedly encountered by J. Swartchild of York County, Pennsylvania in 2016

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    yes
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    But what if they told me to. . .

    walk this way?

    TALK THIS WAY?

    Just gimme a kiss

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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    See, Regular people walk like this

    Bigfoots walk like THIS

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
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    From Wikipedia

    A classic case of misidentification, what was thought to be a juvenile Bigfoot turned out to be a regular Skunk Ape

    Platy on
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    yes
    Platy wrote: »
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    From Wikipedia

    A classic case of misidentification, what was thought to be a juvenile Bigfoot turned out to be a regular Skunk Ape

    fucking amateurs

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    yes
    I don't understand the biomechanics critics of that old Bigfoot video

  • GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    GR_Zombie wrote: »
    Tangent, but there’s no quicker way to tear me right out of a movie than showing a human running on all fours. It never looks anything but goofy as all hell

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    Majestic!

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    A map of North American cryptids, including Batsquatch and the Frogman

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    yes
    "pope lick"???

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    yes
    The trick to making a human on all fours work is to fold up the legs more

    Don't try and have them move like a wolf or a cat, have them move like a skittering lizard or something

  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    yes
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    "pope lick"???

    @LorctheOrc

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    yes
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    "pope lick"???

    Yeah, from Pope Lick Creek

  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    yes
    Straightzi wrote: »
    The trick to making a human on all fours work is to fold up the legs more

    Don't try and have them move like a wolf or a cat, have them move like a skittering lizard or something

    Ah yes, a Voldo, perfectly normal and human.

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  • expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    yes
    I don't understand the biomechanics critics of that old Bigfoot video

    Today I learned that some people say walking like that will shatter a pelvis and dislocate shoulders.

    I don't see it and it makes no sense to me. So to those people I say:

    Nobody poops but you. If an actual human were to poop in the way described it would rupture all of their internal organs.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    yes
    People say that but it sure sounds like bullshit confirmation bias to me. That video looks like a dude in a gorilla costume just walking.

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    If someone attempts to do the Bigfoot walk and splits their pelvis down the middle, I'll accept no responsibility

  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    yes
    What if I want a split pelvis

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    yes
    Platy wrote: »
    A map of North American cryptids, including Batsquatch and the Frogman


    I find it hard to believe that Mexico only has one cryptid.

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