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In a world, where [Trailers] are fun...

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  • DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular
    Absalon wrote: »


    Spiral with Samuel L Jackson playing Samuel L Jackson and producer Chris Rock playing Samuel L Jackson's son.

    Nothing can stop me from watching this.

    are they finally going to reveal that the Jigsaw killer was Naruto all along?

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    As a none saw fan that trailer does nothing for me, also it seems full of cliches and saw references tacked on top.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • CarpyCarpy Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    As a none saw fan that trailer does nothing for me, also it seems full of cliches and saw references tacked on top.

    Just judging by trailers it sure seems like every Saw ends up back in the basement from the first movie

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  • AbsalonAbsalon Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    As a none saw fan that trailer does nothing for me, also it seems full of cliches and saw references tacked on top.

    That plus narrative as well as anatomical twists is all Saw is and ever can be.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Absalon wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    As a none saw fan that trailer does nothing for me, also it seems full of cliches and saw references tacked on top.

    That plus narrative as well as anatomical twists is all Saw is and ever can be.

    Yeah I've never seen them so I couldn't comment if that was true to the franchise or not. Just was commenting on the trailer which was like cop movie serial killer movie cliches. But if that's what saw fans like I can see why they stick with the formula. The girl you brought to the dance I guess.

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  • AlphaRomeroAlphaRomero Registered User regular
    That looks terrible, and is almost surely going to get called out for a bunch of problematic elements.
    Preacher wrote: »


    This looks good? Oh god it shouldn't

    This seemingly still stands
    Statham's imdb.com profile, collectively, is a promise to you, the weary filmgoer. It's a promise that says, "I promise that you will not FOR ONE SECOND be bored during one of my movies. You won't learn shit about the human condition, or feel a collective connection with the brotherhood of man. But if you give me $10, I will fuck an explosion while a Slayer song plays".

    Have you seen The Mechanic?

  • Redcoat-13Redcoat-13 Registered User regular
    That looks terrible, and is almost surely going to get called out for a bunch of problematic elements.
    Preacher wrote: »


    This looks good? Oh god it shouldn't

    This seemingly still stands
    Statham's imdb.com profile, collectively, is a promise to you, the weary filmgoer. It's a promise that says, "I promise that you will not FOR ONE SECOND be bored during one of my movies. You won't learn shit about the human condition, or feel a collective connection with the brotherhood of man. But if you give me $10, I will fuck an explosion while a Slayer song plays".

    Have you seen The Mechanic?

    The first Mechanic is....fine. I've seen the original, I don't really have much of a fondness for either to be honest. The 2nd Mechanic film is absolute garbage.

    Also, I'll add myself to the list of people who watched and enjoyed the Guy Ritchie King Arthur film (I'm aware it's not a great film).

    I also really enjoyed Ritchie's Holmes films as well; I'm hoping a 3rd gets made.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited March 30
    Preacher wrote: »


    This looks good? Oh god it shouldn't

    Ehh... this one looks like it's going to be Law Abiding Citizen revenge style with a dash of Taken style. There also seems to be a little bit of Death Wish style and Eye for an Eye style but it doesn't look like they really apply here.

    Quick breakdown.

    Eye for an Eye is a protagonist who wants revenge but is either unable/too weak/too unknowledgeable to get revenge on their own, but it still manages to basically fall into their lap.

    Death Wish is a protagonist who wants revenge but also has nothing to live for because of the event that caused them to want revenge, achieving it by throwing themselves into danger and surviving on luck alone. (Death Wish I only, II-V are farces but that's ok)

    Law Abiding Citizen is a protagonist who wants revenge, is script written as Eye for an Eye-level able, but through the magic of a time skip somehow becomes Seal Team 6-level able, and revenge is achieved through an unbelievably convoluted and completely Michael Bay-esque scenario.

    Taken is a protagonist who wants revenge, is script written as Seal Team 6 able, and pursues and achieves revenge thusly with one dramatic capture/escape scene thrown in for effect.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    From the trailer it looks to me like Statham is some kind of gangster who's son got iced and now he's out to kill everyone involved.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular

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  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Another Final trailer for Black Widow but honest this time it's the last one

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Hexmage-PA wrote: »
    old lady needs to brush up on the rules

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    A player may not use any part of his leg to intentionally move or secure the ball.
    PENALTY:
    If the violation is by the offense, the ball is awarded to the opposing team on the sideline nearest the spot of the violation but no nearer to the baseline than the free throw line extended.
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    If the violation occurs during a throw-in, the opposing team retains possession at the spot of the original throw-in with all privileges, if any,

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  • TexiKenTexiKen DOOG Registered User regular
    Space Jam 2 looks like shit. Like, I wasn't expecting anything to begin with but that trailer elbow dropped all the way to a trench in bad. From being unable to keep Lebron's ego in check with that house, to the shitty 2d animation, and the failed epic version attempt of the Space Jam theme, nothing clicked.

    Psst, Lebron, Jordan will always be better. Even in animated basketball movies.

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  • Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
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  • M-VickersM-Vickers Registered User regular
    Another Final trailer for Black Widow but honest this time it's the last one


    I honestly thought Black Widow had already been released.

    Like, early last year ?

  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent The World on This SideRegistered User regular
    Space Jam 2 looks like it's trying to do that Ready Player One "Look at all these awesome characters we have from everything you know" thing.

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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Space Jam 2 looks like it's crossing with Tron.

    And... OMG I'd be all over that.

    I'll give it a shot.

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  • skeldareskeldare Gresham, ORRegistered User regular
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Space Jam 2 looks like it's trying to do that Ready Player One "Look at all these awesome characters we have from everything you know" thing.

    They're both WB, so they're just copying themselves.

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    M-Vickers wrote: »
    Another Final trailer for Black Widow but honest this time it's the last one


    I honestly thought Black Widow had already been released.

    Like, early last year ?

    It was supposed to last May but, you know.. pandemic and all.

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  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    skeldare wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Space Jam 2 looks like it's trying to do that Ready Player One "Look at all these awesome characters we have from everything you know" thing.

    They're both WB, so they're just copying themselves.

    So inside the WB matrix there's the RPO world where everything from the WB matrix also exists.

  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    why does lebron have a server farm in his basement though, is he mining coins?
    and the mining created a sentient don cheadle coin?

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  • DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    why does lebron have a server farm in his basement though, is he mining coins?
    and the mining created a sentient don cheadle coin?

    don't be silly,,, he's an NFT

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    So am I crazy or did the Space Jam website, which was one of the oldest websites still active online at one point, grow sentience and that's the plot of this movie?

    Like it seems like James vs the WB server farm: The Movie.

    Also if Lebron was putting together a super team why would his first two pics be Gandalf and The Iron Giant? WB stop trying to bring back the fucking Iron Giant. We get it.


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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    I like how the beginning of the BW trailer is essentially
    "Yeah, we should have made this movie awhile ago"

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular


    Trailer for a new batman animated movie with Jensen Ackles voicing Batman.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »


    Trailer for a new batman animated movie with Jensen Ackles voicing Batman.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen DOOG Registered User regular
    Long Halloween is only good in the beginning and with Tim Sale’s art, without the art you’re left with a story that has a shitty ending that made no sense that only gets outdone by the real mastermind in the Hush story. But that’s the name of the game for all of Jeph Loebs stories.

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  • AlphaRomeroAlphaRomero Registered User regular
    They managed to fuck up Hush in animated form by changing the ending, so maybe they will fluke into a good ending for the Long Halloween.

  • skeldareskeldare Gresham, ORRegistered User regular
    Oh yeah, there's a new Ghostbusters movie coming out.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    gotta get in on that baby yoda money

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  • NosfNosf Registered User regular
    Rudd actually showing his age there for a moment.

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  • SchadenfreudeSchadenfreude Mean Mister Mustard Registered User regular
    Someone spilled Gremlins all over this Ghostbusters.

    Contemplate this on the Tree of Woe
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  • TexiKenTexiKen DOOG Registered User regular
    It's a Sony movie, gotta have that blatant product placement with the Baskin Robbins and Hershey's and probably Wal-Mart unless they had to make a knock off store.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Nosf wrote: »
    Rudd actually showing his age there for a moment.

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    80s Rudd.

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    Nosf wrote: »
    Rudd actually showing his age there for a moment.

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    80s Rudd.

    It's no Tayne.

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  • DiannaoChongDiannaoChong Registered User regular
    skeldare wrote: »
    Oh yeah, there's a new Ghostbusters movie coming out.


    Literally the purpose of slimer though....

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I'm ready for another Ghostbusters trailer, or for them to just go ahead and release the movie.


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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular


    We're remaking Howie Long movies now I guess?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen DOOG Registered User regular
    I remember Firestorm! He threw an axe at the camera!

    Taylor Sheridan is writing/directing it, so it should be good. Should be, but there is Sickcardio 2 out there that messes with his batting average.

    Kinda feels like Mayor Carcetti is doing this movie as a govt agent again just so he can be in more memes.

  • AlphagaiaAlphagaia Registered User regular
    Someone spilled Gremlins all over this Ghostbusters.

    The scene seems to be missing shots, and in the trailer it looks like a terror dog is attacking Rudd. I have a feeling the demon stalking Rudd during this scene is what animates these Pufts.

    Can't wait to see more!

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