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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    I enjoy eating sausage, maybe I'd like being it too.

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    DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    I enjoy eating sausage, maybe I'd like being it too.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1hDPAseqDQ

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    never dienever die Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    I volunteer to be meat for the grinder.

    never die on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I think the worst thing about that story is just how much it shows that Ken Williams is a mark.

    Like, it is super common for people who have been swindled to not believe that the con man actually did any bamboozling. Just too naive and trusting (I say this as a naive and trusting person)

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    "I couldn't be a rube"

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    "I couldn't be a rube"

    Right, I actually really did forget for a second this aspect of being a mark.

    That part of acknowledging that the conman was in fact a shyster means admitting that your dumb ass got got.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    "I couldn't be a rube"

    Right, I actually really did forget for a second this aspect of being a mark.

    That part of acknowledging that the conman was in fact a shyster means admitting that your dumb ass got got.

    Just look at how many Theranos investors are still insisting it was real, despite literally all evidence to the contrary.

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    "I couldn't be a rube"

    Right, I actually really did forget for a second this aspect of being a mark.

    That part of acknowledging that the conman was in fact a shyster means admitting that your dumb ass got got.

    Just look at how many Theranos investors are still insisting it was real, despite literally all evidence to the contrary.

    Star Citizen backers

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Tynnan wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    "I couldn't be a rube"

    Right, I actually really did forget for a second this aspect of being a mark.

    That part of acknowledging that the conman was in fact a shyster means admitting that your dumb ass got got.

    Just look at how many Theranos investors are still insisting it was real, despite literally all evidence to the contrary.

    Star Citizen backers

    Most successful grift ever.

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Tynnan wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    "I couldn't be a rube"

    Right, I actually really did forget for a second this aspect of being a mark.

    That part of acknowledging that the conman was in fact a shyster means admitting that your dumb ass got got.

    Just look at how many Theranos investors are still insisting it was real, despite literally all evidence to the contrary.

    Star Citizen backers

    Most successful grift ever.

    The, uh

    The military-industrial complex?

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    That's more of a pyramid scheme.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Huh, think they might drop a trailer on halloween?

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Huh, think they might drop a trailer on halloween?

    Between that and the next animated Mystery Skulls (maybe) tomorrow might be a pretty good day.

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    Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    I’d be down to be a battle brother.

    Just gimme a spear and some cheap armour to hold the line with.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Oh uh

    Whoops

    Even if you shoot the guns out their hands you still have to kill them so don't worry
    If you shoot pig fucker's gun he comes at you with a knife. If you disarm the Mexican guy all his dudes light you up. And if you disarm Billy Midnight he pulls another gun and shoots himself. I think, my memory of that one is a but fuzzy on account of trauma from my horse committing suicide during it.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Huh, think they might drop a trailer on halloween?

    nope!

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    just tweeting to remind people that Elden Ring exists

    no announcements, just a nice reminder

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Peas wrote: »

    BREAKING NEWS: there are BIG revelations and a HUGE ANNOUNCENT about Elden Ring, CLICK HERE to have your MIND BLOWN!

    via LadBible

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    I know what a ring is, but what’s an elden

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    Prohass wrote: »
    I know what a ring is, but what’s an elden

    Well it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet.

    So to answer your question, I don't know.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Decided to get back into Slay the Spire, since I never did mess around that much with the Watcher.

    Made it to the end of Act I with the ability to dig for relics at rest sites, the golden idol, automatic healing at shops and boss fights, and the egg that automatically upgrades all attack cards you find.

    Died to the last little boss slime the round before I'd have finished it off.

    Ah yes, that's the stuff.

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    VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    Aistan wrote: »
    From what I've heard of Watch Dogs Legion, as someone who loved the recruitment in AC Brotherhood it sounds like they greatly expanded that then plopped it into an uninteresting open world. I'm curious to try it but not at anywhere near full price.

    I also loved Brotherhood, but Legion is unfortunately not scratching that itch. There's a bunch of cool characters you can find, but they all feel pretty much the same to play. I could play my Wiccan news reporter, or 70-year old porn star, but I usually just end up using my generic construction worker since his heavy-duty cargo drone has been the most useful tool I've found.

    And the procedurally generated missions they create for them are just the worst. You've got the two characters vaguely talking at each other about a random problem, before they send you to a non-descript location to steal/destroy a random macguffin.

    I'll put a few more hours in to see if the main story quests get any better, but I think I'm done putting any effort into the whole 'play as anyone' part, which was sadly the part I was most interested in.

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Procedurally generated characters that have like... One mechanically unique thing about them is not what I want out of Watch Dogs

    It's more at home in something like State of Decay than a narrative driven experience

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Procedurally generated characters that have like... One mechanically unique thing about them is not what I want out of Watch Dogs

    It's more at home in something like State of Decay than a narrative driven experience

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    I am thinking for spooky games sale I might pick up RE 7, everyone liked that a while back.

    Any other standout horror? Soma was the last one I really loved, good combo of spooky and existential.

    Take a moment to donate what you can to Critical Resistance and Black Lives Matter.
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    VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    I think its an idea that could work, but the characters would need a lot more differentiation between them. Something more like Heat Signature, where a different character ends up with a totally different playstyle.

    My first two characters were a marathon-running soccer star and a white-hat hacker. If that meant the first one had her own skill tree of better melee combat moves, or could run around more like an AC character, that'd be great. And if my hacker had access to more of the traditional WD toys, or the ability to break through doors others couldn't, I'd be all over that.

    But it just meant that she could take a few more punches, and he could hack things from a little bit further away.

    Veagle on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    I am thinking for spooky games sale I might pick up RE 7, everyone liked that a while back.

    Any other standout horror? Soma was the last one I really loved, good combo of spooky and existential.

    soma and re7 are both very good

    amnesia:rebirth just came out and is pretty good

    theres always time for silent hill 2

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Veagle wrote: »
    I think its an idea that could work, but the characters would need a lot more differentiation between them. Something more like Heat Signature, where a different character ends up with a totally different playstyle.

    My first two characters were a marathon-running soccer star and white-hat hacker. If that meant the first one had her own skill tree of better melee combat moves, or could run around more like an AC character, that'd be great. And if my hacker had access to more of the traditional WD toys, or the ability to break through doors others couldn't, I'd be all over that.

    But it just meant that she could take a few more punches, and he could hack things from a little bit further away.

    See I still don't want that in a narrative game because I want characters

    That would be rad if they turned it into some kind of run based thing, but it feels fundamentally incompatible with the game as is

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    The Eve Online history books I kickstarted however many centuries ago arrived today. They are very high quality.

    (Switch Friend Code) SW-4910-9735-6014(PSN) timspork (Steam) timspork (XBox) Timspork


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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    The facial animations in Witcher 3 are so goddamn good, too

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    The Eve Online history books I kickstarted however many centuries ago arrived today. They are very high quality.

    I would hope so with how long they let that collection of whine age.

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    Jesus, animation work blows at the best of times much less at $2.70 an hour.

    Never go into a cool industry.

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    VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    Veagle wrote: »
    I think its an idea that could work, but the characters would need a lot more differentiation between them. Something more like Heat Signature, where a different character ends up with a totally different playstyle.

    My first two characters were a marathon-running soccer star and white-hat hacker. If that meant the first one had her own skill tree of better melee combat moves, or could run around more like an AC character, that'd be great. And if my hacker had access to more of the traditional WD toys, or the ability to break through doors others couldn't, I'd be all over that.

    But it just meant that she could take a few more punches, and he could hack things from a little bit further away.

    See I still don't want that in a narrative game because I want characters

    That would be rad if they turned it into some kind of run based thing, but it feels fundamentally incompatible with the game as is

    Yeah it definitely suffers from not having a well-characterized lead. Maybe if they had a defined main character in addition to all the random people it'd work better.

    They'd also need to speed up the way you get more people if it were more run based. As it is now, it takes way too long. If you want somebody with a specific weapon or ability, first you need to randomly scan people until you find one. Then you need to convince them to trust DedSec by following them or their friends around and helping them out when an enemy hassles them. Then, once they'll talk to you, you have to go a do a mission for them to get them to join up.

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    I cannot imagine the mind that played one of the first two Watch Underscore Dogs, and upon scanning some random goon with their one line of background, and thought "Oh man, I want to play as them"

    EDIT: Actually I do understand the urge to play as anybody but Aiden Pierce, but Marcus was cool

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    YaYa wrote: »

    Outstar quite famously worked on Witcher 3, for anyone having trouble decoding that. She works for White Wolf now, on community.

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    PhillisherePhillishere Registered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    I cannot imagine the mind that played one of the first two Watch Underscore Dogs, and upon scanning some random goon with their one line of background, and thought "Oh man, I want to play as them"

    EDIT: Actually I do understand the urge to play as anybody but Aiden Pierce, but Marcus was cool

    The idea that revolutions must be the collective effort of the people and not the work of charismatic individuals is a cool theme for a game. Whether a AAA game by Ubisoft is the best vehicle to explore that idea is a different question.

    To be honest, I’m still tempted to play it. I miss London - and traveling in general - terribly and would love to lose myself for a few days playing the “Did they model my favorite spots?” game.

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    VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    On a more positive note, Legion has some of the best clothing options in an open world game I've ever seen. The best part is a lot of items have multiple options for wearing them zipped up or open, and with hoods up and down. Half the reason I want to recruit people is just to dress them up!

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Oh uh

    Whoops

    Even if you shoot the guns out their hands you still have to kill them so don't worry
    If you shoot pig fucker's gun he comes at you with a knife. If you disarm the Mexican guy all his dudes light you up. And if you disarm Billy Midnight he pulls another gun and shoots himself. I think, my memory of that one is a but fuzzy on account of trauma from my horse committing suicide during it.

    Oh good!
    I was afraid for my horse too because I thought it might get hit by the train in the Billy Midnight confrontation

    Now I just want to find where the dude that gave me this mission is now

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