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50 Cent the Famous Rapper

TreelootTreeloot Registered User regular
I know there's a music thread, but 50 Cent is bigger than rap and bigger than music. He drops bangers for the dudes and sex jams for the ladies. His physique impresses all who gaze upon it. 50 Cent represents the pinnacle of human achievement. With brains and brawn, 50 Cent is proof that you can have it all.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Bangers for the dudes?

    Lol okay you can be the one who explains to my wife that early 2000s banger, in da club, is not for her

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Never heard of em

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    TreelootTreeloot Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Bangers for the dudes?

    Lol okay you can be the one who explains to my wife that early 2000s banger, in da club, is not for her

    It's a song with crossover appeal, it's a sex jam and a banger.

    You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub'
    Look, mami, I got the X if you into takin' drugs
    I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love
    So come give me a hug if you into gettin' rubbed

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    He related to Nickleback?

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Treeloot wrote: »
    Tef wrote: »
    Bangers for the dudes?

    Lol okay you can be the one who explains to my wife that early 2000s banger, in da club, is not for her

    It's a song with crossover appeal, it's a sex jam and a banger.

    You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub'
    Look, mami, I got the X if you into takin' drugs
    I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love
    So come give me a hug if you into gettin' rubbed

    Damn dude you got me on that one

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Never heard of em

    I believe he's an Indiana Jones esque plunderer of culturally significant curios. Both Doctor Jones and Mr Cent have murdered men in their pursuit of vodkaless Crystal Skulls

    Oh brilliant
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    TreelootTreeloot Registered User regular
    Rappers have been doing sex jam interludes on their albums for the ladies for decades, it's a rap tradition.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-371bP--AA8

    Yeah, you know we had to do something for the ladies
    You heard me, for the ladies
    We are going to it right quick though
    Before I get right back to my business

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Yo we talkin' about videogames in here?

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh right hes the blood in the sand guy I guess I have heard of him

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    He related to Nickleback?

    They played together in The 45¢ Tour

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    He live in Penny Lane?

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    There's a glaring mistake in that title - 50 Cent is verifiably not bulletproof, he was shot with several bullets! I can only assume the person making the box art was working under terrible crunch conditions, probably sleep deprived when they hit print on it, have to imagine it's meant to read "50 Cent: Definitely Not Bulletproof"

    Oh brilliant
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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Perhaps, bulletproof is indicative that he cannot be killed by bullets as previously demonstrated

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    "Proof" means it has been tested. Not that it is invulnerable.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Indeed the breastplate with a hole in it and the breastplate with just a dent have both been bullet proofed but you shouldnt buy the first one

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    He managed to make a LOT of money from a worse version of Gatorade, props to him for that.

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Isn't attempting to deface currency a felony in the US?

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Remember when he was in a game where he was paid in a priceless middle eastern artifact, had it stolen and went on a shoot em up to get it back?

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I want to say the object of desire in 50 Cent Blood on the Sand is a crystal skull but that might just be my fearsome urge to see 50 Cent and Dan Akroyd sell liqour together colouring my recollection

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Indeed the breastplate with a hole in it and the breastplate with just a dent have both been bullet proofed but you shouldnt buy the first one

    What if I want to use it to drain vegetables though?

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Then don't let them charge you more than 20% the cost of a proper breastplate and mind the rust

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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Indeed the breastplate with a hole in it and the breastplate with just a dent have both been bullet proofed but you shouldnt buy the first one

    What if I want to use it to drain vegetables though?

    Then I would like to show you our fine collection of machine pistol proofed helmets.

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    TreelootTreeloot Registered User regular
    50 Cent can take me to the candy shop anytime.

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    50 Cent Bulletproof Blood in the Sand is a great game fuck y'all

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    d'you guys ever see T-Pain's tiny desk concert? That was surprising
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIjXUg1s5gc

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