50 Cent the Famous Rapper

Treeloot

I know there's a music thread, but 50 Cent is bigger than rap and bigger than music. He drops bangers for the dudes and sex jams for the ladies. His physique impresses all who gaze upon it. 50 Cent represents the pinnacle of human achievement. With brains and brawn, 50 Cent is proof that you can have it all.

Tef

Bangers for the dudes?

Lol okay you can be the one who explains to my wife that early 2000s banger, in da club, is not for her

Hobnail

Never heard of em

Treeloot

Tef wrote: »

Bangers for the dudes?

Lol okay you can be the one who explains to my wife that early 2000s banger, in da club, is not for her

It's a song with crossover appeal, it's a sex jam and a banger.

You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub'
Look, mami, I got the X if you into takin' drugs
I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love
So come give me a hug if you into gettin' rubbed

ChicoBlue

He related to Nickleback?

Tef

Treeloot wrote: »

Tef wrote: »

Bangers for the dudes?

Lol okay you can be the one who explains to my wife that early 2000s banger, in da club, is not for her

It's a song with crossover appeal, it's a sex jam and a banger.

You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub'
Look, mami, I got the X if you into takin' drugs
I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love
So come give me a hug if you into gettin' rubbed

Damn dude you got me on that one

Dark Raven X

Hobnail wrote: »

Never heard of em

I believe he's an Indiana Jones esque plunderer of culturally significant curios. Both Doctor Jones and Mr Cent have murdered men in their pursuit of vodkaless Crystal Skulls

Treeloot

Rappers have been doing sex jam interludes on their albums for the ladies for decades, it's a rap tradition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-371bP--AA8

Yeah, you know we had to do something for the ladies
You heard me, for the ladies
We are going to it right quick though
Before I get right back to my business

Pinfeldorf

Yo we talkin' about videogames in here?

Hobnail

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh right hes the blood in the sand guy I guess I have heard of him

Rhesus Positive

ChicoBlue wrote: »

He related to Nickleback?

They played together in The 45¢ Tour

ChicoBlue

He live in Penny Lane?

Dark Raven X

There's a glaring mistake in that title - 50 Cent is verifiably not bulletproof, he was shot with several bullets! I can only assume the person making the box art was working under terrible crunch conditions, probably sleep deprived when they hit print on it, have to imagine it's meant to read "50 Cent: Definitely Not Bulletproof"

Tef

Perhaps, bulletproof is indicative that he cannot be killed by bullets as previously demonstrated

Gvzbgul

"Proof" means it has been tested. Not that it is invulnerable.

Hobnail

Indeed the breastplate with a hole in it and the breastplate with just a dent have both been bullet proofed but you shouldnt buy the first one

Donovan Puppyfucker

He managed to make a LOT of money from a worse version of Gatorade, props to him for that.

discrider

Isn't attempting to deface currency a felony in the US?

RMS Oceanic

Remember when he was in a game where he was paid in a priceless middle eastern artifact, had it stolen and went on a shoot em up to get it back?

Hobnail

I want to say the object of desire in 50 Cent Blood on the Sand is a crystal skull but that might just be my fearsome urge to see 50 Cent and Dan Akroyd sell liqour together colouring my recollection

smof

Hobnail wrote: »

Indeed the breastplate with a hole in it and the breastplate with just a dent have both been bullet proofed but you shouldnt buy the first one

What if I want to use it to drain vegetables though?

Hobnail

Then don't let them charge you more than 20% the cost of a proper breastplate and mind the rust

honovere

Brovid Hasselsmof wrote: »

Hobnail wrote: »

Indeed the breastplate with a hole in it and the breastplate with just a dent have both been bullet proofed but you shouldnt buy the first one

What if I want to use it to drain vegetables though?

Then I would like to show you our fine collection of machine pistol proofed helmets.

Treeloot

50 Cent can take me to the candy shop anytime.

Bloods End

50 Cent Bulletproof Blood in the Sand is a great game fuck y'all

#pipe

d'you guys ever see T-Pain's tiny desk concert? That was surprising
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIjXUg1s5gc