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SECRET SATANS 2020. PERFECT GIFTING!

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  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    Ok so in the search for something to gift to my Satanee I "accidentally" bought something for myself instead, so this is off to a great start (for me)!

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Cristoval wrote: »
    Ok so in the search for something to gift to my Satanee I "accidentally" bought something for myself instead, so this is off to a great start (for me)!

    The dark lord works in mysterious ways.

    "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan!
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  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited November 2020
    Aimed and fired my gift cannon to deliver a mighty load to my dear Satan, standby for confirmation.

    This is a cross forum blast so please mind any collateral damage.

    Cristoval on
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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    I swear to glorb if any of you damage my collateral I'm gonna be pissed. I have no idea how to fix it or where to get a new one.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2020
    well oh dear.

    That was an interesting thing to wake up to.

    Message incoming!

    lonelyahava on
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Greetings @KoopahTroopah,
    I have slumbered for a millennium, till you released me.
    I hope to return the favor and actualize your deepest desires.
    Peering inside your heart you speak to a delight in horror and terror.
    But do you know real fear?
    You shall.
    On December 3rd, you shall come to know true dread.

    You have crafted a list of your holiday wishes.

    The Wishmaster is here to grant them.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    oh shiiiii-

  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Oooooooooooh

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    the lore

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  • KoopahTroopahKoopahTroopah The koopas, the troopas. Philadelphia, PARegistered User regular
    Oh dear.

    Don't shoot the Imp-messenger!

    Lovely. I've seen this movie(s)...

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    things have been purchased

    mwahahahha

    but more things need to be purchased as well!

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    I have received. . . a package.

    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! Twitch?! HEY SATAN Shirts and such
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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited December 2020
    I received a package!

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    I received a message!

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    I received presents!!!

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    -- Super Mario 3D All-Stars for the Switch
    -- 'All Over the World' The Very Best of Electric Light Orchestra
    -- Xanadu (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

    Thanks @Noggin! I am going to jam out to Olivia Newton-John and play Mario, a dream that you have made possible in this hellscape of a year!

    Zonugal on
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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Package update: It is actually for me!

    A box!
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    There's even stuff inside!
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    Packing material! This will be super useful when I send stuff out myself! Awesome, thanks!

    Oh, hehe, there's something under the packing material. I knew that. Really I did.
    A lovely note!
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    The something under the note and packing material!
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    Lego Star Wars advent calendar?! I'm not crying you are the one that is crying.
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    I can't wait to slowly open all the pieces for the Millennium Falcon as pictured!

    THANK YOU SATAN (Santa as the note is signed).

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    rats zraw? must be italian

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  • NogginNoggin Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
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    -- Super Mario 3D All-Stars for the Switch
    -- 'All Over the World' The Very Best of Electric Light Orchestra
    -- Xanadu (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

    Thanks Noggin! I am going to jam out to Olivia Newton-John and play Mario, a dream that you have made possible in this hellscape of a year!

    You’re welcome, enjoy! The starbit motion controls in galaxy seemed really clunky at first, but my son figured out you can just use touch screen.

    I think that means I’m old now. Crap.

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  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    Chains (as I’ve seen them in this thread)

    ?? > Skeith?
    ?? > Romanian My Escutcheon? (Waiting for pictures)
    Noggin > Zonugal
    ?? > Tonkka

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  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    I know for a fact my Satanee received their gift this past Saturday. GUARDING IT FROM THE WORLD WILL NOT RID YOU OF YOUR SIN. In fact now my anger only grows, along with an insatiable hunger for more gifting. That is, once I know my dark deeds have been visited upon you, and have not just fallen into the great void.

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  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    edited December 2020
    I got a text supposedly from UPS asking me to confirm my address details for a parcel delivery, but then it linked to a site called footballexchange dot com that was made to look like a ups site but you couldn't click on anything, so im pretty sure it's just a scam

    Edit:oh yeah defs a scam i entered fake details and it asked for my card number

    Been getting way more spam and scams since the introduction of "you gotta provide names and contact details every time you go out to eat" post lockdown scheme where there are a whole bunch of different check in sites, some safer than others apparently. They're not difficult to deal with at least

    Lalabox on
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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
    I got a text supposedly from UPS asking me to confirm my address details for a parcel delivery, but then it linked to a site called footballexchange dot com that was made to look like a ups site but you couldn't click on anything, so im pretty sure it's just a scam

    Edit:oh yeah defs a scam i entered fake details and it asked for my card number

    Been getting way more spam and scams since the introduction of "you gotta provide names and contact details every time you go out to eat" post lockdown scheme where there are a whole bunch of different check in sites, some safer than others apparently. They're not difficult to deal with at least

    Well I guess you don't want this box of dildos after all!

    Xaquin
  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Lalabox wrote: »
    I got a text supposedly from UPS asking me to confirm my address details for a parcel delivery, but then it linked to a site called footballexchange dot com that was made to look like a ups site but you couldn't click on anything, so im pretty sure it's just a scam

    Edit:oh yeah defs a scam i entered fake details and it asked for my card number

    Been getting way more spam and scams since the introduction of "you gotta provide names and contact details every time you go out to eat" post lockdown scheme where there are a whole bunch of different check in sites, some safer than others apparently. They're not difficult to deal with at least

    Well I guess you don't want this box of dildos after all!

    there are more cost effective ways of obtaining a box of dildos than having someone take all the money in my bank account

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    yeah but just in case those don't work you should give me all the money in your bank account

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  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    yeah but just in case those don't work you should give me all the money in your bank account

    Rorshach, i trust you to deliver on a lot of fronts, but i don't know if you've proven yourself in the box of dildos arena

    Cristoval
  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i have never been more offended in my life

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  • KoopahTroopahKoopahTroopah The koopas, the troopas. Philadelphia, PARegistered User regular
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    @Zonugal has delivered me a package of frightful delights:
    It's a copy of Wishmaster 1 & 2 on DVD!ssr2p1zvh0l2.png
    "Happy Holidays, weak mortal. The shadows have whispered to me that you have requested a sprinkle of horror this winter solstice. A desire for terror? A wish for a frigid fright? Done."
    As mentioned in the threads, I'm a fan. I think I've seen both of these, but I definitely don't remember them well enough to not warrant another viewing.
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    Let your feeble thumbs navigate an undead heliscape. Unlike these zombies, I am not undone with mundane munitions. Survive Raccoon City, because you can not survive me."
    I loved this game! I beat it on Steam as Leon like the day it came out, and then revisited it as Claire a bit later to finish the job. I might give this one to my sister for her and my brother to play.
    The Complete Series of Penny Dreadful!
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    Combating intense evil sometimes requires teamwork. Pathetic. But who am I to get in the way of a social group? Especially one filled to the brim with such dreadful chaos."
    Cool! I've seen a couple episodes of this when it first came out but never kept up with it. Seems like a good opportunity to give it the time it deserves.
    Finally, a copy of Shadow of the Fox by Julie Kagawa!
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    I hear your partner has a fascination with foxes? Perhaps they share such an interest in return? Delve deep into the horror of the Kitsune and know more of your bound foe.
    This looks awesome! She loved the cover of the book, but I might borrow this one when she's done too.

    Thank you, Mr. Satan Wishmaster! These are very lovely gifts.

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  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    i have never been more offended in my life

    i'm just looking out for you

    many brave souls have lost their lives in that arena

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    @KoopahTroopah, you have one more gift coming your way.

    Something for the pooch.

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
    i have never been more offended in my life

    i'm just looking out for you

    many brave souls have lost their lives in that arena

    you would deny me death!?!?!?!

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  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
    i have never been more offended in my life

    i'm just looking out for you

    many brave souls have lost their lives in that arena

    you would deny me death!?!?!?!

    i wouldn't want to undercut your satan

  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Satan has stricken!
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    No photos of the box this time, just of the four festive bags, each of which had a message:

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    This is where the hamster started running on it's wheel, as there's only one thing on my list that fits this description.

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    And sure enough:

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    Thank you very much Satan John! This is indeed one of my favorite webcomics, and I'm happy to finally have print copies of it.

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
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  • initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    uh that looks adorable

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  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    Octopus pie rules

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  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    well, i've managed to get my hands on a pretty great gift, but i will have to attempt the rare and dangerous "physically pack and send a parcel from australia to [overseas]" manoeuvre

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Skeith wrote: »
    Satan has stricken!
    *snip*[/spoiler]

    Merry Satansmas! It's me, I'm John

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  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    So FedEx slapped a notice on the security door downstairs but didn't write a name or any identifying information on it so I don't know if its for me or my neighbor. Dear Satan, did you ship something via fedex?

  • MNC DoverMNC Dover Full-time Voice Actor Kirkland, WARegistered User regular
    Crossposting from the G&T thread:

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    There was a mystery box awaiting me on the porch today. Having not ordered anything recently, I seeing it was from Gamestop, I knew my secret Santa had struck again! I brought the box in and handed it off to my trap detection specialist....

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    After she sniffed it thoroughly and deemed it safe, I opened it up to reveal it's contents....

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    Oh hey, all the Yarn Yoshi amiibo! They're so cute! This will bring my amiibo collection count up to 4 (the only one I ever bought was BotW Link).

    We've decided to hide them away and use them as stocking stuffers for the kids. Combine these with the full version of Yoshi's Crafted World on the Switch (which I downloaded this week then quickly hid away in the "all software" section) and the kids are going to have an extra jolly Christmas morning. And I already had my Christmas present by getting the MegaMan Zero collection and Rush'N Attack arcade games from the eShop. Everyone's a winner!

    Thank you so much Santa! Now reveal yourself!

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  • ArcSynArcSyn Registered User regular
    edited December 2020
    So, since we're a combined group this year, these are something I whipped up a few years back to help distinguish posts with gifts received in them. Use them if you want, or not, but figured I'd share the whole selection since some of the G&T posts have already started to show up with them.
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  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    Remember to double check which address is attached to your Amazon wishlist! I've already hit a snag on that front, and if you are a dumb-dumb like me you didn't just use the address which was provided, and gifts may now be AWOL.

    Looks like I've made my annual holiday WhOoPsiE.

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  • RadiationRadiation Registered User regular
    edited December 2020
    I think last year I purchased some stuff for my Canada based santee on amazon.ca and forgot to change the address, so stuff shipped to me in the states.

    Radiation on
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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    I got two packages yesterday!

    They were the vitamins I ordered!

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