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Belated [chat] macabre

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    JebusUD wrote: »
    You read chat enough and you start to notice people are missing.

    Where is Variable? I haven't seen purple David Cross posting in a while.

    @JebusUD his Twitter account is marked as suspended.

    I wonder wtf happened. Jeez. I hope he's okay.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Worth noting that baby wipes are very different than wet wipes
    Most baby wipes contain the same fragrances and alcohols. ) :

    Ones without any of that are pretty common. The whole point is that they're safe for baby asses.
    Pampers Sensitive Perfume Free wipes contain no parabens, phenoxyethanol, perfume, alcohol, or dyes. Pampers wipes are dermatologically tested and hypoallergenic to care for even the most sensitive skin.

    Its 2020 and it's a pandemic and the last thing I want is to argue with you over fucking baby wipe composition. I'm going to bed. ❤

    Sorry, didn't mean to squabble over baby wipes. I will defer to your expertise here.

    You know it's just because the health and safety of EM's butthole means so much to me.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    This cat is staring at me like the smuggest mf ever

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Talked to the vet a little bit ago-

    She started the call saying “sorry it’s taken a while there have been a lot of sick dogs today but Teddy isn’t one of them”

    He’s responding really well, they have cut back his pain medicine and he’s been fine and more active. They also cut his crazy IV dose in half (so only one vein now) and his blood sugar is really strong, indicating he’s over the infection.

    She said she thinks he can come home tomorrow (I jumped 12’ in the air when she said this)

    The thing I’m most optimistic about though is that the vet mentioned at least twice someone calling to set up payment for the final bill :biggrin:

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Thank you, heroic gays of [chat] and others

    Hopefully this advice will help us from eroding our flesh all the way to the pelvic bone

    I can't believe this is when I started watching Schitt's Creek

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Waffles and me are playing more Dark Pictures Anthology! Little Hope, about a bunch of people stuck in a mysterious foggy town being haunted by some sort of colonial ghost? I dunno we haven't figured it out yet. We're probably all gonna die! Should be fun.

    twitch.tv/sniperguygaming
    beacons:

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Witch hazel pads are cooling and supposed to help keep the area dry

    I was told to use them after bhole surgery and they were quite a relief
    I didn't know you also had bhole surgery. I felt like everyone at the bhole clinic was gay. Like we take better care or something.

    Or our uh proclivities can leave us vulnerable to bhole mishaps

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited November 2020
    friend had 2 heart attacks at 37 and passed away in his sleep.

    he had DM and an enlarged heart. he had picked up some bronchitis and a week later had a heart attack. then another soon afterwards in his sleep the night he passed

    a heart attack at 37 is fucking scary as shit

    take care of yourselves

    tyrannus on
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Okay gf tried some of these strategies and came out saying it was the least horrific experience of the day

    "I crawled into the bathtub like a feeble, dying little animal" was one key phrase

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    zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    Thank you, heroic gays of [chat] and others

    Hopefully this advice will help us from eroding our flesh all the way to the pelvic bone

    I can't believe this is when I started watching Schitt's Creek

    The heroic gays of chat are the best of us. Saving us ignorant straights from Mr. Magooing into the butthole equivalent of a wood chipper.

    Honestly they must feel like every butt conversation is Babys Day Out.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    GAYS ASSEMBLE
    OUR FRIENDS BUTT HOLES NEED US

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    zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    friend had 2 heart attacks at 37 and passed away in his sleep.

    he had DM and an enlarged heart. he had picked up some bronchitis and a week later had a heart attack. then another soon afterwards in his sleep the night he passed

    a heart attack at 37 is fucking scary as shit

    take care of yourselves

    Literally reading this while eating leftover macaroni and cheese with my hands.

    Um....

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Witch hazel pads are cooling and supposed to help keep the area dry

    I was told to use them after bhole surgery and they were quite a relief
    I didn't know you also had bhole surgery. I felt like everyone at the bhole clinic was gay. Like we take better care or something.

    where were all of you when I had butthole surgery
    See on the beach where there was one set of footprints? That is when they carried your butt.

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LseK5gp66u8

    Dunno if this got posted in the last chat, but Tom Scott's videos are the kind of miscellany I frequently enjoy.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    I’m very frustrated with some of the men in my life.

    I wanted to say “men” but I didn’t want someone to go “wait what did i do”

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    I’m very frustrated with some of the men in my life.

    I wanted to say “men” but I didn’t want someone to go “wait what did i do”

    To be fair, men (generic) know what they did.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    I’m very frustrated with some of the men in my life.

    I wanted to say “men” but I didn’t want someone to go “wait what did i do”

    Listen, not all men are "not all men" men

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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    Ooooh. A Q episode is on. Star Trek.

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    I’m very frustrated with some of the men in my life.

    I wanted to say “men” but I didn’t want someone to go “wait what did i do”

    To be fair, men (generic) know what they did.

    Am man, can confirm, I know what I did

    I earned your frustration fair and square

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    friend had 2 heart attacks at 37 and passed away in his sleep.

    he had DM and an enlarged heart. he had picked up some bronchitis and a week later had a heart attack. then another soon afterwards in his sleep the night he passed

    a heart attack at 37 is fucking scary as shit

    take care of yourselves

    Yikes bro

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    zagdrob wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    friend had 2 heart attacks at 37 and passed away in his sleep.

    he had DM and an enlarged heart. he had picked up some bronchitis and a week later had a heart attack. then another soon afterwards in his sleep the night he passed

    a heart attack at 37 is fucking scary as shit

    take care of yourselves

    Literally reading this while eating leftover macaroni and cheese with my hands.

    Um....

    Oh fuck I just ate a pot of velveeta mac n cheese and i’m also stressed out

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Not all me--

    oh wait

    never mind, carry on

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    I seem to attract unrepentant assholes who want to be with me but want me to be okay with them being assholes

    Am I secretly an asshole and giving off asshole vibes?

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    EM why are you ahaving butt problems

    Did you eat something bad or were you cursed by a faecomancer

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    toilet paper is so last century and is a wasteful indulgence

    we need to return to communal rags

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Many men need to learn the wisdom of simply being a potato

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Wtf is up with dudes with jet packs harassing airports

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    EM why are you ahaving butt problems

    Did you eat something bad or were you cursed by a faecomancer

    Fuckin wish I knew, man

    I've gone back through my food diary because I've been tracking calories and nothing seems very suspicious

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    should we @ sarksus or...

    @Sarksus

    He’s fine. I feel like normally after an argument with him we try to have an honest conversation and work towards reconciliation. We both know where our own weaknesses are, and except one time, we never got so out of hand that it damaged our friendship immensely. And even after that I feel like we were listening to one another?

    Idk. I’m just frustrated. I tried to have an honest conversation and work towards a solution and it felt like everything was disregarded.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    GAYS ASSEMBLE
    OUR FRIENDS BUTT HOLES NEED US

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    YES

    BY OUR POWERS COMBINED

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Wtf is up with dudes with jet packs harassing airports

    They want to show that they too can be airplanes.

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    @Variable
    Winky wrote: »
    Wtf is up with dudes with jet packs harassing airports

    Imagining a guy with like, 40 ab muscles just yelling at LAX.

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Wtf is up with dudes with jet packs harassing airports

    They want to show that they too can be airplanes.

    It's all fun and games until someone gets sucked into a turbine.

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    AresProphetAresProphet Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    I’m very frustrated with some of the men in my life.

    I wanted to say “men” but I didn’t want someone to go “wait what did i do”

    To be fair, men (generic) know what they did.

    As a man who has no idea what he's doing, I know what I did

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Wtf is up with dudes with jet packs harassing airports

    They want to show that they too can be airplanes.

    It's all fun and games until someone gets sucked into a turbine.

    Then it’s just entertainment!

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    you have a jetpack you should be fighting nazis and shit

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    you have a jetpack you should be fighting nazis and shit

    Wooing Jennifer Connelly should be high up on the list too.

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    I don't think of myself as a high level butt technician, but then again, I was immediately like 'well even if you don't have a bidet you can still do the old manual rinse n pat'

    anyway, I hit some agrees

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Many men need to learn the wisdom of simply being a crab

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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