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Should orange juice have pulp
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Should orange juice have pulp 159 votes
Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
50%
81 votes
No (the empirically correct answer)
40%
64 votes
I don't drink orange juice (fucking WHAT)
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8 votes
ralraL noitpo ekoJ
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No to pulp in bottled orange juice.
obviously it SHOULD, it's squeezed fruit. Anything else is unnatural.
Now I don't LIKE pulp, but that's a different question.
The added pulp from bottled/canned OJ is weird... it has an odd consistency and it's huge and fleshy for some reason? Freshly squeezed is real good and the pulp from a fresh squeezed orange takes some of the edge off the acidity of it.
However... most orange juice is made from concentrate and they add the pulp back in. Which just rubs me the wrong way.
But I was so fucking tilted by the sheer wrongness of how the question was phrased, I had no other choice
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One day I opened the freezer and saw a big ol' pitcher of orange juice. I didn't remember freezing an entire pitcher of orange juice, but I was a forgetful child. My first thought was, "Ah, jeez, my mom's gonna be so pissed that I wasted a whole pitcher of orange juice." Obviously, I had to destroy the evidence. So I grabbed a grapefruit spoon and started chipping away at the block.
I immediately discovered that it tasted awful. Whatever I had done in my then-forgotten freezing process must have spoiled the orange juice. This only confirmed my theory that I would get in major trouble, as the OJ was definitely going to waste.
Anyway it turns out my mom made a pitcher of screwdrivers, put it in the freezer to chill, and forgot about it. Technically the first time I ever got drunk.
Yeah all those other ones are like from concentrate or something, it's gross in those.
You should try my homemade lemonade 3clipse, it is absolutely amazing.
Only a slight amount of pulp, which can be filtered.
But amazing.
So
Ipso facto
You're all just a buncha guinea pigs stacked up in a trench coat I knew it I fuckin knew it
this made me viscerally uncomfortable to read
Like, if you're actually squeezing your own OJ, then pulp isn't even a question (and even then, filter your OJ, people. If you can wrap your willy, you can filter your OJ), but for any storebought OJ variety, it's just lies and bits of plastic.
CRIMINALS
Oh, look at the guy who's too good for smoothies.
I'M TIRED OF DRINKING
I WANNA CHEW
how do I change my answer
It requires pulp.
you can't you must live with your shame
Bottom tier juice from a bottom tier fruit
get the fuck out
Not a very good screwdriver if you were able to freeze it solid, if you ask me
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I just prefer my drinks to be, you know, liquid?
edit: smoothies and milkshakes not withstanding
BUT
if I have OJ it has pulp