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Should orange juice have pulp

3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheeseRegistered User regular
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Should orange juice have pulp 159 votes

Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
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No (the empirically correct answer)
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I don't drink orange juice (fucking WHAT)
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A duck!userStraightziPeewiDidgeridooTynnanDisruptedCapitalistMadican 8 votes
ralraL noitpo ekoJ
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Magic PinkReynoldsKetBraSkeithHeadCreepsAnzekay 6 votes
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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    Very light pulp, I don't want to chew it.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    Obviously it should, fact

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    If you’re not putting the pulp in the juice, I hope it’s because you’re using it elsewhere. Don’t waste the flesh.

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    Pulp is not only good but necessary

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    why do you want a CHUNKY BEVERAGE you're all pod people

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  • KelorKelor Registered User regular
    Yes to pulp in a fresh glass of orange juice.

    No to pulp in bottled orange juice.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    should is a sticky word for me
    obviously it SHOULD, it's squeezed fruit. Anything else is unnatural.
    Now I don't LIKE pulp, but that's a different question.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    I mean you’re not wrong, I’ve had a pico de gallo bloody mary and enjoyed it

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    3clipse wrote: »
    why do you want a CHUNKY BEVERAGE you're all pod people

    The added pulp from bottled/canned OJ is weird... it has an odd consistency and it's huge and fleshy for some reason? Freshly squeezed is real good and the pulp from a fresh squeezed orange takes some of the edge off the acidity of it.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
    Tamchromdom
  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    I will accept that pulp in fresh squeezed OJ can be okay, but lamentably I am rarely able to obtain freshly squeezed OJ.

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul I am silent and my silence is complicity. Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    YES.

    However... most orange juice is made from concentrate and they add the pulp back in. Which just rubs me the wrong way.

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    I was going to pick Larlar, as is tradition

    But I was so fucking tilted by the sheer wrongness of how the question was phrased, I had no other choice

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    When I was in third grade, I really liked freezing stuff and eating it. I'd freeze Gogurt, I'd freeze peanut butter, I'd freeze chocolate syrup, I'd freeze any old freezable thing.

    One day I opened the freezer and saw a big ol' pitcher of orange juice. I didn't remember freezing an entire pitcher of orange juice, but I was a forgetful child. My first thought was, "Ah, jeez, my mom's gonna be so pissed that I wasted a whole pitcher of orange juice." Obviously, I had to destroy the evidence. So I grabbed a grapefruit spoon and started chipping away at the block.

    I immediately discovered that it tasted awful. Whatever I had done in my then-forgotten freezing process must have spoiled the orange juice. This only confirmed my theory that I would get in major trouble, as the OJ was definitely going to waste.

    Anyway it turns out my mom made a pitcher of screwdrivers, put it in the freezer to chill, and forgot about it. Technically the first time I ever got drunk.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    3clipse wrote: »
    I will accept that pulp in fresh squeezed OJ can be okay, but lamentably I am rarely able to obtain freshly squeezed OJ.

    Yeah all those other ones are like from concentrate or something, it's gross in those.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • KelorKelor Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    why do you want a CHUNKY BEVERAGE you're all pod people

    You should try my homemade lemonade 3clipse, it is absolutely amazing.

    Only a slight amount of pulp, which can be filtered.

    But amazing.

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    Pulped orange juice is for people who like to eat paper and the only people I've ever known who like to eat paper is guinea pigs

    So

    Ipso facto

    You're all just a buncha guinea pigs stacked up in a trench coat I knew it I fuckin knew it

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  • SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    I want it thick, just barely more liquid than apple sauce.

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    Sleep wrote: »
    I want it thick, just barely more liquid than apple sauce.

    this made me viscerally uncomfortable to read

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    Wow

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul I am silent and my silence is complicity. Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    I want to feel the pulp sliding through my teeth as I suck it down.

    sarukun
  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    I don't understand what pulp adds to the OJ experience other than the implication of it being freshly squeezed, which it's not.

    Like, if you're actually squeezing your own OJ, then pulp isn't even a question (and even then, filter your OJ, people. If you can wrap your willy, you can filter your OJ), but for any storebought OJ variety, it's just lies and bits of plastic.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    ralraL noitpo ekoJ
    I like heavy pulp but oj shouldn't HAVE to have it. Drink want you want you nerds.

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    Sleep wrote: »
    I want it thick, just barely more liquid than apple sauce.
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    I want to feel the pulp sliding through my teeth as I suck it down.

    CRIMINALS

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    3clipse wrote: »
    why do you want a CHUNKY BEVERAGE you're all pod people

    Oh, look at the guy who's too good for smoothies.

    YggiDee wrote: »
    Having teenaged RPG leads is really cool until you stop being a teenager yourself. Do you remember being seventeen? You're a dumbass at seventeen! I wanna be saved by the guy who's twenty-seven. He's at least payed taxes. He knows how to do shit. He can drive.
    sarukun
  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    Drink what you like, but I'll personally always pick pulp-free over pulp. If I wanted to eat an orange, I'd just eat an orange.

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  • PeenPeen tw1tch0rz occasionallyRegistered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    I love texture, orange juice with pulp is the best.

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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
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    I'M TIRED OF DRINKING

    I WANNA CHEW

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    I want to feel the pulp sliding through my teeth as I suck it down.

    how do I change my answer

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
    Donovan Puppyfucker
  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    bowen wrote: »
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    I want to feel the pulp sliding through my teeth as I suck it down.

    how do I change my answer

    It requires pulp.

    YggiDee wrote: »
    Having teenaged RPG leads is really cool until you stop being a teenager yourself. Do you remember being seventeen? You're a dumbass at seventeen! I wanna be saved by the guy who's twenty-seven. He's at least payed taxes. He knows how to do shit. He can drive.
  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    bowen wrote: »
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    I want to feel the pulp sliding through my teeth as I suck it down.

    how do I change my answer

    you can't you must live with your shame

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I don't drink orange juice (fucking WHAT)
    What's up orange juice sucks

    Bottom tier juice from a bottom tier fruit

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  • SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    I wanna take heavy pulp OJ mix it with vodka and ice and blend that into a nice alcoholic slushi I need to eat with a spoon.

    Magic Pink
  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    Straightzi wrote: »
    What's up orange juice sucks

    Bottom tier juice from a bottom tier fruit

    get the fuck out

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  • PeenPeen tw1tch0rz occasionallyRegistered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    That wasn't the question though, if it was "is juice good" the answer is no it's a bad drink for babies, but nobody asked that.

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I don't drink orange juice (fucking WHAT)
    When I was in third grade, I really liked freezing stuff and eating it. I'd freeze Gogurt, I'd freeze peanut butter, I'd freeze chocolate syrup, I'd freeze any old freezable thing.

    One day I opened the freezer and saw a big ol' pitcher of orange juice. I didn't remember freezing an entire pitcher of orange juice, but I was a forgetful child. My first thought was, "Ah, jeez, my mom's gonna be so pissed that I wasted a whole pitcher of orange juice." Obviously, I had to destroy the evidence. So I grabbed a grapefruit spoon and started chipping away at the block.

    I immediately discovered that it tasted awful. Whatever I had done in my then-forgotten freezing process must have spoiled the orange juice. This only confirmed my theory that I would get in major trouble, as the OJ was definitely going to waste.

    Anyway it turns out my mom made a pitcher of screwdrivers, put it in the freezer to chill, and forgot about it. Technically the first time I ever got drunk.

    Not a very good screwdriver if you were able to freeze it solid, if you ask me

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    Yeah a screwdriver should be 50% vodka and 50% frozen orange juice concentrate, stirred until mixed.

  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    I eat tapioca pudding and bubble tea. I'd feel like a hypocrite disparaging chewable drinks.

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  • GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    good to know that the invasion of the body snatchers is more than halfway complete and i am one of last actual humans

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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps I wanna stay inside Registered User regular
    edited November 2020
    ralraL noitpo ekoJ
    I don't mind a little bit of pulp

    I just prefer my drinks to be, you know, liquid?

    edit: smoothies and milkshakes not withstanding

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    I don't drink a lot of fruit juices because of the sugars

    BUT

    if I have OJ it has pulp

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