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Should orange juice have pulp

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I don't drink orange juice (fucking WHAT)
    The only reason to drink juice is because you've put alcohol in it

    And I don't drink vodka, so I don't drink orange juice

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  • KelorKelor Registered User regular
    We juice on Sundays for breakfast.

    This is my finest creation.

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    Orange, lemon and watermelon juice.

    Sometimes with a little bit of mint.

    GvzbgulMagic PinkSleepFishmanOdin
  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    Gonna chew dat juice

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    I don't mind a little bit of pulp

    I just prefer my drinks to be, you know, liquid?

    Gotta be careful with your terminology there in a thread full of nerds, after all molasses is a liquid.

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    Yeah I want things I'm drinking to be generally uniform in consistency. I don't mind if it's thick, like tomato juice or something.

    Brovid Hasselsmof
  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    For some reason in my old age I've developed a taste for pulp in my oj and crunchy peanut butter. I'm not sure what that says about me though.

  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
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    Objectively correct answer.

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  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    Acceptable pulp:

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    Straightzi wrote: »
    The only reason to drink juice is because you've put alcohol in it

    And I don't drink vodka, so I don't drink orange juice

    You're a very attractive person, have I ever told you that

  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    Pulp is only acceptable on christmas morning when you are adding your chosen variety of sparkling wine.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    Solar wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    The only reason to drink juice is because you've put alcohol in it

    And I don't drink vodka, so I don't drink orange juice

    You're a very attractive person, have I ever told you that

    now kiss

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I don't drink orange juice (fucking WHAT)
    Solar wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    The only reason to drink juice is because you've put alcohol in it

    And I don't drink vodka, so I don't drink orange juice

    You're a very attractive person, have I ever told you that

    Potentially, but I'll never say no to a compliment

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    Drink what you like, but I'll personally always pick pulp-free over pulp. If I wanted to eat an orange, I'd just eat an orange.

    FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT

    *grabs chair*

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  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    I know what I like and what I like is a refreshing, fibrous, beverage.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    Straightzi wrote: »
    The only reason to drink juice is because you've put alcohol in it

    And I don't drink vodka, so I don't drink orange juice

    What about a nice tequila sunrise

    Zonugal
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I don't drink orange juice (fucking WHAT)
    Straightzi wrote: »
    The only reason to drink juice is because you've put alcohol in it

    And I don't drink vodka, so I don't drink orange juice

    What about a nice tequila sunrise

    Ah, yeah, I knew I was forgetting about something

    Decent drink to get at a bar, but I never have grenadine either, so it's a very rare occasion for me

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    Tef wrote: »
    Drink what you like, but I'll personally always pick pulp-free over pulp. If I wanted to eat an orange, I'd just eat an orange.

    FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT

    *grabs chair*

    MAY YOU BURN IN HELL YOU RAT BASTARD

    *grabs cricket bat*

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    Real answer though, pineapple juice if you're going to have juice. Every time.
    Kelor wrote: »
    We juice on Sundays for breakfast.

    This is my finest creation.

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    Orange, lemon and watermelon juice.

    Sometimes with a little bit of mint.

    Though I'll admit to being curious about this . . .

    Drez wrote: »

    Being quoted out of context is honestly what I live for.
  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    No option for "I can't drink orange juice," this is fucking oppression.
    Too acidic for my ulcer stomach.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    chromdom wrote: »
    Real answer though, pineapple juice if you're going to have juice. Every time.
    Kelor wrote: »
    We juice on Sundays for breakfast.

    This is my finest creation.

    67ftnku228xg.png

    Orange, lemon and watermelon juice.

    Sometimes with a little bit of mint.

    Though I'll admit to being curious about this . . .

    Mixing pineapple and orange juice results in a juice superior to both of them.

    ElvenshaeMagic Pink
  • JedocJedoc Bringing the past to life so we can beat it to death with a shovelRegistered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    Honestly though, the only time I'll ever drink orange juice these days is if I go to a diner and they have one of those old-timey countertop juicers with a loading chute wrapping around two sides of it that looks like it's made of shopping cart wire, just a big ol' ammo hopper full of single-file oranges ready to get juiced.

    Then I'll have a small glass, sure. Nice and pulpy.

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  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    Orange pulp should have a little bit of juice in it.

    Tef
  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    Yeah, but we usually just call that an orange.

    Drez wrote: »

    Being quoted out of context is honestly what I live for.
    Sorce
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Straightzi wrote: »
    When I was in third grade, I really liked freezing stuff and eating it. I'd freeze Gogurt, I'd freeze peanut butter, I'd freeze chocolate syrup, I'd freeze any old freezable thing.

    One day I opened the freezer and saw a big ol' pitcher of orange juice. I didn't remember freezing an entire pitcher of orange juice, but I was a forgetful child. My first thought was, "Ah, jeez, my mom's gonna be so pissed that I wasted a whole pitcher of orange juice." Obviously, I had to destroy the evidence. So I grabbed a grapefruit spoon and started chipping away at the block.

    I immediately discovered that it tasted awful. Whatever I had done in my then-forgotten freezing process must have spoiled the orange juice. This only confirmed my theory that I would get in major trouble, as the OJ was definitely going to waste.

    Anyway it turns out my mom made a pitcher of screwdrivers, put it in the freezer to chill, and forgot about it. Technically the first time I ever got drunk.
    Not a very good screwdriver if you were able to freeze it solid, if you ask me
    Probably for the best otherwise Pooro may have not survived.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited November 2020
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    Straightzi wrote: »
    The only reason to drink juice is because you've put alcohol in it

    And I don't drink vodka, so I don't drink orange juice

    Not a fan of beer (or malt liquor) with orange juice?

    What about Mimosas?

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  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    Mixing pineapple and orange juice results in a juice superior to both of them.

    ..

    Let me guess, coin didn't flip your way?

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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. boom Registered User regular
    healthy and proper orange juice has pulp

    also, i don't want to drink pulp orange juice

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    Mixing pineapple and orange juice results in a juice superior to both of them.

    ..

    Let me guess, coin didn't flip your way?

    No, I didn't lose a bet. I'm serious, try it!

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I don't drink orange juice (fucking WHAT)
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    The only reason to drink juice is because you've put alcohol in it

    And I don't drink vodka, so I don't drink orange juice

    Not a fan of beer (or malt liquor) with orange juice?

    What about Mimosas?

    They're fine but I'd probably just rather have the champagne straight up

    Or like, damn near any juice other than orange juice - give me some grapefruit juice or peach nectar

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    The only reason Orange juice exists is due to an oversupply of oranges in California and of course advertisers.

    It never really existed as A Thing until like the 1920s.

    Of course this doesn’t stop 3clipse here from being absolutely incorrect in all aspects of this and I assume, by extrapolation, his life.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I don't drink orange juice (fucking WHAT)
    Why would I want fake juice? Zombie juice what y'all are drinking after that year long pasteurization process

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I don't drink orange juice (fucking WHAT)
    Alright I made my juice tier list:

    S: Apple Cider
    A: Lemonade, Limeade, Pear Nectar, Grapefruit Juice, Pomegranate Juice, Aloe Vera Juice, Cranberry Juice
    B: Peach Nectar, Apple Juice, Grape Juice, Cherry Juice, Coconut water, Lemon Juice, Lime Juice
    C: Orange Juice, Pineapple Juice

    S tier is juice that I would gladly drink without any accompaniment. A tier is juice that I would still consider palatable to drink on its own, even if I wouldn't do so and would rather there be some alcohol mixed in there. B tier is juice that I wouldn't really drink on its own, but might use to fix myself a cocktail (shoutout to lemon and lime juice especially, which I almost put into A tier based on how much of them I consume). C tier is garbage that I never want to have.

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    All youse bougie fuckers in here. When I was growing up we had orange-flavoured fruit drink and we were grateful for it!

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I don't drink orange juice (fucking WHAT)
    Sparkling apple cider. I will drain a bottle by myself

    Elvenshae
  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    Some of you didn't exist on Kern's Nectars growing up, and it shows.

    Drez wrote: »

    Being quoted out of context is honestly what I live for.
  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I don't drink orange juice (fucking WHAT)
    Tef wrote: »
    All youse bougie fuckers in here. When I was growing up we had orange-flavoured fruit drink and we were grateful for it!

    No, see, I will drink orange flavored fruit drink. Tang isn't trying to hide what it is. But I will not drink orange "juice" lies.

    Eddy
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited November 2020
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    Is this determined by childhood experiences? Because I don't think class plays a factor into it (outside of having OJ available in the first place I guess), but my gut tells me that it has something to do with it (pulp being a marker of perhaps openness to organic products)

    Eddy on
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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    Cranberry and Grapefruit are literally unpalatable to me as a juice

    Crangrape is okay but still super bitter.

    Grapefruit is awful and I can't believe people actually eat the fruit either. Why not just crush up some aspirin and eat it?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    alternative reason why grapefruit is awful: it fucks with a lot of medications and can kill you

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
    chromdom
  • MadicanMadican
    I don't drink orange juice (fucking WHAT)
    chugs his cranberry juice with wild abandon

    No face Registered User regular
    I don't drink orange juice (fucking WHAT)
    chugs his cranberry juice with wild abandon

    ElvenshaeHeadCreepsBahamutZERO
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