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Should orange juice have pulp

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    I don't drink orange juice (fucking WHAT)
    I don’t mind pulp. But the only time I go out of my way to have orange juice is mimosas and now I’m annoyed there isn’t a mimosa-related poll response. It’s too expensive to have daily.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    Tef wrote: »
    All youse bougie fuckers in here. When I was growing up we had orange-flavoured fruit drink and we were grateful for it!

    We had a couple of orange trees (and mandarins, and a few apple trees) at the old house in Chidlow, because it was oringinally the homestead of a fruit farm. So we got homemade fresh-squeezed juice any time we could be bothered.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    But is fresh-squeezed actually good or is it the ritual

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I don't drink orange juice (fucking WHAT)
    bowen wrote: »
    Cranberry and Grapefruit are literally unpalatable to me as a juice

    Crangrape is okay but still super bitter.

    Grapefruit is awful and I can't believe people actually eat the fruit either. Why not just crush up some aspirin and eat it?

    I like bitter things, yes.

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    Fresh squeezed is always superior.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    Eddy wrote: »
    But is fresh-squeezed actually good or is it the ritual

    One of the big things about orange juice as not being a juice is that it does go off really rapidly, it wasn’t until they locked down pasteurisation that it because a thing and yes it does affect the flavour.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2020
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    I get how people would prefer pulp, but the wrong texture will put me off of food SUPER fast, and the texture of little bits in a drink squigs me out bigtime. just can't do it

    Houk the Namebringer on
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    Lightning round: did the weird sugar caviar in Orbitz count as pulp?

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Lightning round: did the weird sugar caviar in Orbitz count as pulp?

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    case in point, i thought this shit was nasty

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I don't drink orange juice (fucking WHAT)
    I liked Orbitz a bunch

    I really want them to bring it back, but also combine it with Zima for a terrible nineties fusion monstrosity

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    jgeis wrote: »
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    Objectively correct answer.

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    BEAUCOUP DE PULPE

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    One time many years ago, someone wrote a letter to Mad Magazine, saying "Did you ever notice that the pulp in orange juice looks exactly like baby shrimp legs?", to which Mad Magazine replied, "How dare you, sir! Baby Shrimp Legs is one of the finest professional midget wrestlers of the modern era!".

    Problematic language of using the word midget aside, that was a pretty great gag I thought.



    That's all I have to add to this conversation.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    If Sunny D doesn't have pulp, why would orange juice?!

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    If Sunny D doesn't have pulp, why would orange juice?!

    Sunny D contains as much juice as Mountain Dew.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    And as much pulp as Mountain Dew, as is right.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited November 2020
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    Mtn dew is oddly enough the pulpiest soda

    Still gross though

    Uriel on
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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    I haven't had Sunny D since like 1995 but that stuff always used to hurt my throat. It was very scratchy in its consistency somehow. Unless my grandmother was somehow giving me expired jugs of it but I doubt that.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    I prefer my orange juice to be Pulp Fiction, instead of Pulp Fact.

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    When I was a kid, we'd have Sunny D, and I'd drink it straight from the bottle without shaking it up. Just that pure syrup on top.
    Then I'd leave the rest, grittier, scratchier? by product for the rest of the family.

    I was a pretty shitty kid.

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    Mtn Dew... pulpy?

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    Mtn Dew... pulpy?
    Don't ask it'll just make shit even weirder.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    Mtn Dew... pulpy?

    Is got all kinds of weird shit in it. I dunno. It's the worst soda.

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    Is Mtn Dew different in America?

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    Uriel wrote: »
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    Mtn Dew... pulpy?

    Is got all kinds of weird shit in it. I dunno. It's the worst soda.
    What does it say about me that I like it?

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    All I'm trying to say is that dew tastes disgusting and has an awful mouth feel. It's like... Oily? And so sickeningly sweet in a way other sodas with just as much sugar aren't somehow.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    But, ironically, I am completely dismissive of crunchy peanut butter which I refer to as "unfinished peanut butter"

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    But, ironically, I am completely dismissive of crunchy peanut butter which I refer to as "unfinished peanut butter"

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    MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    Look, juice is unhealthy enough. At least pulp provides a little fiber, so I can pretend it's not so bad a little bit.

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    I voted no because there wasn't an option for fuck no

    I'll pass on the grainy drink, thank you

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    I feel so strongly about this that I picked a real option instead of the Larlar option.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    I’ll admit to drinking store-bought with added pulp

    Also my mother used to get orange juice delivered in glass bottles alongside our milk (ah, 80s nostalgia) and we’d drink it watered down because there were many of us

    Also I love grapefruit juice, it’s very refreshing

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    H0b0manH0b0man Registered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    I'm not entirely opposed to having stuff in my drinks (I lived off aloe water when I was stationed in Korea), but pulp is this nasty stringy texture that I 100% do not want in my drink.

    We invented strainers for a reason.

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    Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    Look, juice is unhealthy enough. At least pulp provides a little fiber, so I can pretend it's not so bad a little bit.

    Orange juice is healthy. That's why it is a breakfast drink.

    I refuse to hear any argument against this.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    I drink my orange juice with a knife and a fork

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    GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    Yes (a strong answer for people who probably drink salsa)

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    KelorKelor Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    Real answer though, pineapple juice if you're going to have juice. Every time.
    Kelor wrote: »
    We juice on Sundays for breakfast.

    This is my finest creation.

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    Orange, lemon and watermelon juice.

    Sometimes with a little bit of mint.

    Though I'll admit to being curious about this . . .

    Depends if you’re blending or not, but rule of thumb is two oranges, one lemon and several chunks of watermelon.

    The melon takes the edge off of the tang of the orange, then the lemon kicks in as the watermelon wears off.

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    GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    Unintentional, but serendipitous

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    No (the empirically correct answer)
    I'm not super picky, so I will tolerate light pulp (or even moderate pulp, if I'm desperate for some juice).

    But man, my dad bought a big jug of "lots of pulp" OJ once, and I didn't initially realize until I took my first sip. I tried to bring myself to like it--I really did--because I hate wasting perfectly good juice. However, the texture was just too off-putting and after drinking about half my glass I gave up.

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    DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    I don't drink orange juice (fucking WHAT)
    Orange juice is more of an ingredient than a beverage, if ya ask me. I've no desire to drink the stuff, but it's indispensable in a marinade.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Yes (a wrong answer for people who probably drink salsa)
    I will drink the FUCK out of orange juice. If there is some in the fridge I have to exert extreme restraint to not drink all of it right away.

    Also as for middle of the night drinks while standing in the light of the open fridge, orange juice is the fucking GOAT don't at me

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