One of the residents I've gotta keep an ear on overnight has their TV tuned to the music stations, and they're normally all about country. But tonight, I heard some festive stuff sprinkled in. I'm not gonna assume I'm doomed right off the bat, but I will say this is a bad fuckin' start right here.
Aaaand I'm fuckin' dead. It's playing right now. And the guy is snoring. It plays only for my benefit.
Did a lot of shopping today, lots of holiday music, and still I live.
Also, turns out my mom fucking LOVES LDB and has been posting vids of different versions on FB all week. The videos auto-play BUT they're muted by default. I did come reeaal close to unmuting once or twice before I realized what I was doing...
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astrobstrdSo full of mercy...Registered Userregular
This is the farthest I’ve made it yet and I only have one more planned shopping trip before the day. I have a feeling my kid is gonna wanna listen to an Xmas mix on the day though. Just have to practice being real oblivious.
i don't consider myself a participant in these games because i occasionally just like letting random holiday playlists run but i feel the need to warn you that today on the street a man drove by me and blasting out of his car came "pa rum pa pum pum" so watch out
I almost got myself in the shower, I was thinking about last year's competition where someone had something of the effect of "Death shan't come for you pa rum pa pum pum"
I opened my mouth as if to sing those awful words but stopped myself.
I HAVE NOT BEEN BESTED DESPITE YOUR PREDICTIONS TO THE CONTRARY SARUKUN
“As he lay bleeding on the shower floor, in his delirium, MechMantis began to hum a tune of kings and drumming male pauper children”.
sarukun on
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PaperLuigi44My amazement is at maximum capacity.Registered Userregular
I'm surprised I've lasted this long as I definitely heard The Song last year when I wasn't an active participant, but I just hear the same Christmas stuff when I'm getting groceries or what have you this year.
My elimination is as unofficial as my entry. At a friend's house they had a Christmas playlist on. I asked if it was manually created or not. Told them about the challenge. The answer was "not" so I knew it was a time bomb. Sure enough, 15 minutes after eating.
I hadn't even noticed out playing, they fucking pointed it out to me.
My daughter is alwaysasking for me to tell the stories from this thread. But I never let her look at the thread directly because Raijin is a disgusting degenerate.
That said, she turns 13 in just a few months. I'm doomed.
"Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
My daughter is alwaysasking for me to tell the stories from this thread. But I never let her look at the thread directly because Raijin is a disgusting degenerate.
That said, she turns 13 in just a few months. I'm doomed.
That image on the last page, someone woke up one morning, sat up in bed, and quietly said to themselves "Chris Redfield ornament balls," and then ran at full speed to their computer. For there was art to be made.
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OrcaAlso known as EspressosaurusWrexRegistered Userregular
That image on the last page, someone woke up one morning, sat up in bed, and quietly said to themselves "Chris Redfield ornament balls," and then ran at full speed to their computer. For there was art to be made.
I'm pretty sure that's what gets artists out of bed every morning
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
That image on the last page, someone woke up one morning, sat up in bed, and quietly said to themselves "Chris Redfield ornament balls," and then ran at full speed to their computer. For there was art to be made.
I'm pretty sure that's what gets artists out of bed every morning
That and drugs
Raijin Quickfoot on
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Blackhawk1313Demon Hunter for HireTime RiftRegistered Userregular
edited December 2020
So... while we didn’t formally accept the challenge this year we still took it on again in this most cursed of years. And the pandemic this year made it a pretty easy one to avoid the dread song. Queue us finishing appropriate quarantining between our family to ensure a safe stay at a condo as a family.
This morning @Ladybug2332 turns on a Christmas playlist for the drive and I ask her if that’s wise, to which she exhibits maximum hubris in saying there is no way it will get us, this is a modern pop playlist, not classic Christmas.
Just before arriving, the pride truly did comedy before the fall:
So she ruined us. We almost made it, but we were undone by her infinite hubris.
I nearly made it. Nearly. On my way to pick up a Christmas pie and I was browsing the radio when the accursed boy made himself known to me. This year I shot for the moon but truly landed among the S.T.A.R.S.
I nearly made it. Nearly. On my way to pick up a Christmas pie and I was browsing the radio when the accursed boy made himself known to me. This year I shot for the moon but truly landed among the S.T.A.R.S.
I nearly made it. Nearly. On my way to pick up a Christmas pie and I was browsing the radio when the accursed boy made himself known to me. This year I shot for the moon but truly landed among the S.T.A.R.S.
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I never intended on this being sexy RE Christmas art.
It just naturally went that way.
It’s out of my hands.
I would argue it's entirely in your hands
I think your hands have been very busy
if you know what I mean
:winky:
Double tap, he just got me again!
Also, turns out my mom fucking LOVES LDB and has been posting vids of different versions on FB all week. The videos auto-play BUT they're muted by default. I did come reeaal close to unmuting once or twice before I realized what I was doing...
HOW ARE YOU FINDING THESE
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
the drummer boy hunters are prowling
I opened my mouth as if to sing those awful words but stopped myself.
I HAVE NOT BEEN BESTED DESPITE YOUR PREDICTIONS TO THE CONTRARY SARUKUN
YOU HEAR ME?! I HAVE NOT BEEN BESTED
Bang.
Had I not sang it to myself I’d still be alive.
I hadn't even noticed out playing, they fucking pointed it out to me.
Relevant.
PSN: Bizazedo
CFN: Bizazedo (I don't think I suck, add me).
Still in, but I thought I had a hard deadline to reach
ban this sick filth
Large Diabeetus Balls
That said, she turns 13 in just a few months. I'm doomed.
Hey! I resemble that remark!!
I'm pretty sure that's what gets artists out of bed every morning
That and drugs
This morning @Ladybug2332 turns on a Christmas playlist for the drive and I ask her if that’s wise, to which she exhibits maximum hubris in saying there is no way it will get us, this is a modern pop playlist, not classic Christmas.
Just before arriving, the pride truly did comedy before the fall:
So she ruined us. We almost made it, but we were undone by her infinite hubris.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
Happy Birthday Christmas, everyone!
did you lose just so you could make this pun
come clean