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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    I'm looking for a new project and thought about making a game but I haven't coded in anger in 15 years. I do think putting a modern twist on the NES spy vs spy game as a little multiplayer thing would be fun.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Brain is full of Spiders, Garlic in your Soul
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Oh god over 2,700 unique accounts have played my game this year and logged over 19,000 sessions.

    I started working on an update early this year and all but completely stopped after Covid hit.

    I am a monster.

    was it the audio game for alexa?

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Cuddly as a Cactus, Charming as an Eel
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Oh god over 2,700 unique accounts have played my game this year and logged over 19,000 sessions.

    I started working on an update early this year and all but completely stopped after Covid hit.

    I am a monster.

    was it the audio game for alexa?

    Yeah.

    I have the new content all mapped out, even, and a bunch of it done, I just haven't been able to get back into the head space needed.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Brain is full of Spiders, Garlic in your Soul
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Oh god over 2,700 unique accounts have played my game this year and logged over 19,000 sessions.

    I started working on an update early this year and all but completely stopped after Covid hit.

    I am a monster.

    was it the audio game for alexa?

    Yeah.

    I have the new content all mapped out, even, and a bunch of it done, I just haven't been able to get back into the head space needed.

    that's fair.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited December 2020
    Your Heart Grew Three Sizes in one day, causing Cardiac Arrest
    Eddy wrote: »


    Some context for that semi-viral tweet (well, at least in poetry twitter, which all of you are undoubtedly knuckle-deep in)

    A surprisingly beautiful and poignant painting, given that it looks like it was drawn by someone with little training (although with the surrealists who knows what their intent was)

    Huh, looking at their other works, they were quite inventive and interesting in their surrealism. Beginning to think this whole surrealism thing is actually pretty cool

    60566459_971953536339999_3456758244402266112_n.jpg

    https://www.remedios-varo.com/tienda/

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Cuddly as a Cactus, Charming as an Eel
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Oh god over 2,700 unique accounts have played my game this year and logged over 19,000 sessions.

    I started working on an update early this year and all but completely stopped after Covid hit.

    I am a monster.

    was it the audio game for alexa?

    Yeah.

    I have the new content all mapped out, even, and a bunch of it done, I just haven't been able to get back into the head space needed.

    that's fair.

    I have definitely and specifically let some folks down, I just don't really have that spark right now. I already spent most of this year at home programming, so then spending my free time doing so sounds horrible.

    I need to be in a freaking coffee shop at least.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Crooked Jerky Jockey, Drive a Crooked Horse
    It will definitely either be a game about parrying or a game about carefully positioning generic men to successfully do murder and not be murdered

    "Parrying" autocorrected to "partying" and tbh they're basically the same thing

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Oh god over 2,700 unique accounts have played my game this year and logged over 19,000 sessions.

    I started working on an update early this year and all but completely stopped after Covid hit.

    I am a monster.

    was it the audio game for alexa?

    Yeah.

    I have the new content all mapped out, even, and a bunch of it done, I just haven't been able to get back into the head space needed.

    that's fair.

    I have definitely and specifically let some folks down, I just don't really have that spark right now. I already spent most of this year at home programming, so then spending my free time doing so sounds horrible.

    I need to be in a freaking coffee shop at least.

    You haven't let me down and I believe in you.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Brain is full of Spiders, Garlic in your Soul
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Oh god over 2,700 unique accounts have played my game this year and logged over 19,000 sessions.

    I started working on an update early this year and all but completely stopped after Covid hit.

    I am a monster.

    was it the audio game for alexa?

    Yeah.

    I have the new content all mapped out, even, and a bunch of it done, I just haven't been able to get back into the head space needed.

    that's fair.

    I have definitely and specifically let some folks down, I just don't really have that spark right now. I already spent most of this year at home programming, so then spending my free time doing so sounds horrible.

    I need to be in a freaking coffee shop at least.

    listen, there's nothing wrong with not feeling like programming game content in today's climate.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    For what it's worth, I am a Unity expert in shaders, component design, and animation. Moderate experience in scene management, physics, terrain, and UI.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Brain is full of Spiders, Garlic in your Soul
    For what it's worth, I am a Unity expert in shaders, component design, and animation. Moderate experience in scene management, physics, terrain, and UI.

    Hi DK. two questions

    1. What's a shader?
    2. I want to simulate a deck of cards, what would be the sanest way to do that? I'm thinking of having each individual card by a object with a script that lets me set its value and suit individually. is that a good way of thinking about it?

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited December 2020
    Your Heart Grew Three Sizes in one day, causing Cardiac Arrest
    For what it's worth, I am a Unity expert in shaders, component design, and animation. Moderate experience in scene management, physics, terrain, and UI.

    Wow that leaves some space for me, the big ideas guy with no relevant skills, to take 50% of the credit as I pitch yet another battle royale

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Cuddly as a Cactus, Charming as an Eel
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Oh god over 2,700 unique accounts have played my game this year and logged over 19,000 sessions.

    I started working on an update early this year and all but completely stopped after Covid hit.

    I am a monster.

    was it the audio game for alexa?

    Yeah.

    I have the new content all mapped out, even, and a bunch of it done, I just haven't been able to get back into the head space needed.

    that's fair.

    I have definitely and specifically let some folks down, I just don't really have that spark right now. I already spent most of this year at home programming, so then spending my free time doing so sounds horrible.

    I need to be in a freaking coffee shop at least.

    listen, there's nothing wrong with not feeling like programming game content in today's climate.

    No worries that I'm stressing over it, but the sentiment is appreciated. I don't let the fact get to me, I'm just aware of it. I am very comfortable with my priorities of staying sane and emotionally healthy instead of providing a free service.

    Ultimately, the game exists, and is intended as an example that more devoted folks can copy, and I've publicly said "please steal my ideas!", so my lack of follow-up isn't a barrier, just not accelerating as much as it could be.

    In the mean time, I've been dabbling in other creative pursuits, which is very, very good for my mental health.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited December 2020
    Sarksus wrote: »
    hey hey hey hey hey.

    I can't decide whether to learn more unity or try to make a decenter jingle for games makeing.

    What's a decenter jingle?

    a jingle that's more decent than the current one i have for my splash.

    oh, I read it as de-center

    Sarksus on
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Brain is full of Spiders, Garlic in your Soul
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    hey hey hey hey hey.

    I can't decide whether to learn more unity or try to make a decenter jingle for games makeing.

    What's a decenter jingle?

    a jingle that's more decent than the current one i have for my splash.

    oh, I read it as re-center

    apologise. English is my second tongue only.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    hey hey hey hey hey.

    I can't decide whether to learn more unity or try to make a decenter jingle for games makeing.

    What's a decenter jingle?

    a jingle that's more decent than the current one i have for my splash.

    oh, I read it as re-center

    apologise. English is my second tongue only.

    no it would have made sense verbally

    we abuse words in this manner all the time

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    more goodest

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Crooked Jerky Jockey, Drive a Crooked Horse
    Eddy wrote: »
    For what it's worth, I am a Unity expert in shaders, component design, and animation. Moderate experience in scene management, physics, terrain, and UI.

    Wow that leaves some space for me, the big ideas guy with no relevant skills, to take 50% of the credit as I pitch yet another battle royale

    this so easy

    a battle royale but it's just simultaneous-resolution Worms

    a battle royale but it's Burnout

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    also good... morning? I guess?

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Brain is full of Spiders, Garlic in your Soul
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    more goodest

    what's goodest? Like destiny goo?

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited December 2020
    Your Heart Grew Three Sizes in one day, causing Cardiac Arrest
    In sartorial news I wore bean boots for the first time in my life today (I've never owned rainboots! Forgive me [for either sin]) and I immediately pondered buying a second home in Maine (the Cape is so played out amongst our crowd, wouldn't you agree my loveless dear?)

    shoes-legs-dogs_s.jpg?itok=i60EZs_D

    (They are about as basic as this photo suggests if you're unfamiliar with them)

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Brain is full of Spiders, Garlic in your Soul
    It will definitely either be a game about parrying or a game about carefully positioning generic men to successfully do murder and not be murdered

    "Parrying" autocorrected to "partying" and tbh they're basically the same thing
    Oh hey, my game's gonna be both of those at the same time.

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Cuddly as a Cactus, Charming as an Eel
    It will definitely either be a game about parrying or a game about carefully positioning generic men to successfully do murder and not be murdered

    "Parrying" autocorrected to "partying" and tbh they're basically the same thing

    Do this but with a more significant vertical component than you usually see (in the air/water) and attacks that you can only do from above/below etc

    I want to play a strategy game that does more with a 3d grid!

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    more goodest

    what's goodest? Like destiny goo?

    what's most goodest in life?

    To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Brain is full of Spiders, Garlic in your Soul
    I don't know but it will definitely be half-finished and neurotically unplayable

    I think you’re just going to make that gruesome looking game Scorn

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Brain is full of Spiders, Garlic in your Soul
    I beat that hit new game Phantasy Star so I’m basically the most badass person here

    You may now touch my golden arm

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2020
    Eddy wrote: »
    In sartorial news I wore bean boots for the first time in my life today (I've never owned rainboots! Forgive me [for either sin]) and I immediately pondered buying a second home in Maine (the Cape is so played out amongst our crowd, wouldn't you agree my loveless dear?)

    shoes-legs-dogs_s.jpg?itok=i60EZs_D

    (They are about as basic as this photo suggests if you're unfamiliar with them)

    are rainboots some specific type of boot I don't know about or is your life just that alien to mine?

    edit: you added the picture after I read it but before I hit quote and this is an odd kind of boot to me

    Abdhyius on
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Your Heart Grew Three Sizes in one day, causing Cardiac Arrest
    Sarksus wrote: »

    Yes, it's in the game.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited December 2020
    Your Heart Grew Three Sizes in one day, causing Cardiac Arrest
    I'm talking about any old kind of rainboot, like those classic yellow kids boots all the way up the ultra preppy Hunter rain boots

    Just... never really bothered. It took me a while to break away from weather-treated oxfords at all into sneakers!

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Brain is full of Spiders, Garlic in your Soul
    You should lace those up tight otherwise you are going to trip

    Or did you just leave them loose for the selfie like some instagram thot

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Your Heart Grew Three Sizes in one day, causing Cardiac Arrest
    knitdan wrote: »
    You should lace those up tight otherwise you are going to trip

    Or did you just leave them loose for the selfie like some instagram thot

    I laced them up p tight, although yes I admit I did strongly consider leaving them untied for the culture

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I'm talking about any old kind of rainboot, like those classic yellow kids boots all the way up the ultra preppy Hunter rain boots

    Just... never really bothered

    okay so we are talking like rubber boots, wellies, etc,


    huh

    I mean I don't use any of mine but like still there's been a lot in my life

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Brain is full of Spiders, Garlic in your Soul
    I want the next [chat] poll to be determining how many people voted for garlic/spiders because of Gunnerkrigg Court brain spiders, and how many people voted for it because they like garlic.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Brain is full of Spiders, Garlic in your Soul
    I dunno if I’m ready for Phantasy Star 2 yet though, but we will see

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Crooked Jerky Jockey, Drive a Crooked Horse
    credeiki wrote: »
    It will definitely either be a game about parrying or a game about carefully positioning generic men to successfully do murder and not be murdered

    "Parrying" autocorrected to "partying" and tbh they're basically the same thing

    Do this but with a more significant vertical component than you usually see (in the air/water) and attacks that you can only do from above/below etc

    I want to play a strategy game that does more with a 3d grid!

    So, e.g., every map is a dense network of bridges, tunnels, platforms, ramps, ladders, chutes, etc. and characters have a lot of mobility and forced movement? Maybe it's even like, the only way to eliminate an enemy is to knock them off

    They're all immortal and trying to get to the top of a vast tower, and when you knock them off they fall X levels and have to climb back up. There's no way to inflict actual damage, just stun people enough to push them around

    Your party is working together but as you get closer to the top they may betray each other because there can only be one, etc

    Villains you've defeated may be able to take shortcuts and get back to you for revenge, especially if you get knocked back down yourself

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Your Heart Grew Three Sizes in one day, causing Cardiac Arrest
    cB557 wrote: »
    I want the next [chat] poll to be determining how many people voted for garlic/spiders because of Gunnerkrigg Court brain spiders, and how many people voted for it because they like garlic.

    Huh I just checked the poll out and these are lyrics from Grinch?! These are wonderfully evocative

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Brain is full of Spiders, Garlic in your Soul
    If you want good quality winter boots that don’t say LL Bean on them I recommend Sorel

    I’ve worn them for years.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Brain is full of Spiders, Garlic in your Soul
    Eddy wrote: »
    cB557 wrote: »
    I want the next [chat] poll to be determining how many people voted for garlic/spiders because of Gunnerkrigg Court brain spiders, and how many people voted for it because they like garlic.

    Huh I just checked the poll out and these are lyrics from Grinch?! These are wonderfully evocative
    Have you never watched or read How the Grinch Stole Christmas? It's real good.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Your Heart Grew Three Sizes in one day, causing Cardiac Arrest
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    credeiki wrote: »
    It will definitely either be a game about parrying or a game about carefully positioning generic men to successfully do murder and not be murdered

    "Parrying" autocorrected to "partying" and tbh they're basically the same thing

    Do this but with a more significant vertical component than you usually see (in the air/water) and attacks that you can only do from above/below etc

    I want to play a strategy game that does more with a 3d grid!

    So, e.g., every map is a dense network of bridges, tunnels, platforms, ramps, ladders, chutes, etc. and characters have a lot of mobility and forced movement? Maybe it's even like, the only way to eliminate an enemy is to knock them off

    They're all immortal and trying to get to the top of a vast tower, and when you knock them off they fall X levels and have to climb back up. There's no way to inflict actual damage, just stun people enough to push them around

    Your party is working together but as you get closer to the top they may betray each other because there can only be one, etc

    Villains you've defeated may be able to take shortcuts and get back to you for revenge, especially if you get knocked back down yourself
    Snakes/Chutes and Ladders, the Tactical RPG?

    8i1dt37buh2m.png
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