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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    I drive a 2014 Fiat Punto

    I have nothing positive to say about the car

    it is functional so I can get around, that's about it

    for context I should mention - driving is expensive around here. taxes and import costs mean that every car, and I mean every car, usually goes for around 110% of it's equivalent US price. and we dont get a break on gas either, with prices averaging around $7 a gallon

    I bought that car secondhand in 2018 for $9000, and that was a genuine steal

    I would love to get a new car but it's just impossible for me to afford one

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  • H0b0manH0b0man Registered User regular
    Didn't Tesla recently have something where people found out that their cars were mechanically capable of higher performance, but they had to pay extra to access it?

    Quick google search shows that ya they 100% lock performance behind software and last year a company figured out how to crack the software and sell the upgrades at a discounted price. I have to imagine Tesla took them to court, but fuck this dystopian future.

    https://electrek.co/2020/06/10/tesla-hacker-unlocks-performance-upgrade-acceleration-boost/
    It was bound to happen at some point and it finally did. A company hacked Tesla’s software and it is now offering some of its performance upgrades at a discount.

    For a few years now, Tesla started selling vehicles with upgradable software-locked capabilities, like 75 kWh battery pack software-locked at 60 kWh or higher power outputs enabled through software updates.

    The most recent example is offering a $2,000 ‘Acceleration Boost’ for the Model 3 Dual Motor.

    It unlocks roughly 50 hp in the Model 3 powertrain and shortens the 0 to 60 mph acceleration to 3.9 seconds.

    Ever since Tesla started releasing these features people speculated that some hackers could unlock them without paying for them.

    Now it has not only happened but it has been turned into an actual company.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Butters wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    i did a capitalism and bought a pre-owned 2019 crosstrek hybrid

    my last car was from 2007

    this thing is like fucking space age shit.

    Ooh what color?

    midnight black like my soul

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    mmmm that's some good capitalism

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  • [Expletive deleted][Expletive deleted] The mediocre doctor NorwayRegistered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    I find the idea of subscription features in cars profoundly upsetting.

    I know I'm not the only one but GODDAMMIT HOLY SHIT

    It has certainly cemented my decision to not own a car.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    I find the idea of subscription features in cars profoundly upsetting.

    I know I'm not the only one but GODDAMMIT HOLY SHIT

    It has certainly cemented my decision to not own a car.

    Too bad I can't say the same. Owning a car is required in small town Texas

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  • pookapooka Registered User regular
    (apparently I'm in the mood to expound.)

    cars near required in the US:
    pretty much anywhere with nonexistent or poorly executed/funded public transit --eg the flyover states, eg Texas-- because of an increased requirement for time management. everything is spread out and doesn't offer much travel choice, typically due to less methodical or aggressive re-/zoning (and, as always, racism), or placement of services planned around the responsiveness in private car ownership, what could go wrong. more charitably, topography also plays into it.
    For urban counties, [expansion and densification] have an increasing trend up to the 1930s. After 1940, expansion increases markedly until the early 2000s but decreases notably during the past decade. Densification has varying trends since 1930: It levels off for a short time, increases between 1940 and 1960, then decreases until the 1980s, and since then, increases sharply until 2010. Counties in the urban stratum have significant variability indicating wide ranges of expansion and densification values, likely found in different regions.

    The rural stratum shows continuous increases in both measures, steepest for densification between 1910 and 1960 and for expansion between the 1940s and 1980s, somewhat temporally offset to densification. Both measures remained relatively constant between 1980 and 2010. [citation provided]
    etc
    etc

    Austin is a congested city, and even being the capitol, it is well behind on fixing its transit issues; that's with strong bike and environmentalist cultures (despite insufficient infrastructure support.) let us not speak of Dallas or Houston.

    but small towns can be just as hard if not harder. as an example, if you work inside, maybe you're lucky and generally healthy enough to walk there within twenty minutes, and have allowed time to clean up the sweaty or other unpresentable/uncomfortable state you've acquired on the way. but you live real rural, or live in town and work out in the fields or mines or parks or whatever job site, the time investment increases.

    food deserts exist in urban, suburban, and rural landscapes; regardless of locale, hauling groceries across town in your backpack ain't easy in 100+ heat or icy weather, and god forbid you had anything else planned for your day or many mouths to feed. the corner grocery / dairy / shop / bodega / market / mom-and-pop largely doesn't exist in flyover country. and that's just one errand!

    for most people, affordable housing with a short commute to work and affordable food sources is hard to manage outside of large cities, and even in urban spaces, only less challenging. in Austin, i had restaurant coworkers on the bus for literal hours when it was a direct 15-20 minute drive in moderate traffic.

    America!

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I tried very hard to do a Capitalism today and buy a game station 5 but to no avail.

    I guess Sony doesn't want my hot throbbing lucre

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  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    I tried very hard to do a Capitalism today and buy a game station 5 but to no avail.

    I guess Sony doesn't want my hot throbbing lucre

    You best keep that in your pants.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    I tried very hard to do a Capitalism today and buy a game station 5 but to no avail.

    I guess Sony doesn't want my hot throbbing lucre

    they got a cream for that now

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    I tried very hard to do a Capitalism today and buy a game station 5 but to no avail.

    I guess Sony doesn't want my hot throbbing lucre

    they got a cream for that now

    Mine has lasted for longer than 4 hours, what do?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    I tried very hard to do a Capitalism today and buy a game station 5 but to no avail.

    I guess Sony doesn't want my hot throbbing lucre

    they got a cream for that now

    Mine has lasted for longer than 4 hours, what do?

    brag about that shit to your friends

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Time to get a new dick probably

  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    Peen wrote: »
    I find the idea of subscription features in cars profoundly upsetting.

    I know I'm not the only one but GODDAMMIT HOLY SHIT

    It has certainly cemented my decision to not own a car.

    Too bad I can't say the same. Owning a car is required in small town Texas

    Same up here in Maine. Public transportation is fairly useless unless you live right in Portland. It doesn't stop me from driving something completely useless in Maine winters though...nothing plows through the snow like a 2010 Beetle.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I bought a mattress!

    It cost an upsetting amount, which I'm trying not to think about.

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  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Literally stashing your money in your mattress.

    Getting an expensive mattress must be a difficult decision. Maybe you can sleep on it.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Mattresses are a good thing to spend money on. You use them a lot.

    I always feel better about a capitalism if it's for something I know I'm going to spend a lot of time using.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    did you go with a spring mattress or one of those new fangled foam-only beasts

    how many polar bears can jump on it at the same time

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  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Mattresses are a good thing to spend money on. You use them a lot.

    I always feel better about a capitalism if it's for something I know I'm going to spend a lot of time using.

    I've been trying to psych myself up for shopping for a new computer chair at home, and the only thing that makes a dent in the sticker shock is reminding myself that I'm going to spend thousands of hours in it.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    did you go with a spring mattress or one of those new fangled foam-only beasts

    how many polar bears can jump on it at the same time

    Springs. The firmest I could buy. Foam is basically quicksand, I do not enjoy it.
    So ... 1.5 polar bears maybe? It's only a full, I think two would struggle to fit on.

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  • pookapooka Registered User regular
    Oh goddammit
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  • [Expletive deleted][Expletive deleted] The mediocre doctor NorwayRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    did you go with a spring mattress or one of those new fangled foam-only beasts

    how many polar bears can jump on it at the same time

    Springs. The firmest I could buy. Foam is basically quicksand, I do not enjoy it.
    So ... 1.5 polar bears maybe? It's only a full, I think two would struggle to fit on.

    Springs: Best season and best matress.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    My car needs $1800 worth of suspension work.

  • [Expletive deleted][Expletive deleted] The mediocre doctor NorwayRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    My car needs $1800 worth of suspension work.

    Springs: Best season, best mattress, worst car part.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    My car needs $1800 worth of suspension work.

    kill it and use the life insurance to buy a new car

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    If the rest of the car is still any good, getting suspension properly fixed up is a pretty solid quality of life upgrade

    Like, not only does fixing that whole system keep ya comfy, it also directly improves how the car interacts with the road by keeping the chassis and wheels properly spaced

    So yeah, if it's worth it, do it

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Yeah I'm doing it. I love this car, it kicks ass, and hey if I can get another decade out of the new parts that'll be great.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited June 2021
    I don't even cook that much, but Ototo's kitchen stuff makes me want to

    AGATHA: Spoon holder & steam releaser
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    BERT: Cheese Knife
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    GRACULA: Garlic Crusher
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    SPLATYPUS: Jar Scraper Spatula
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    SPACE MASHER: Potato Masher
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    Indie Winter on
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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Man, why do mattresses cost so much anyway?

    That’s always puzzled me

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I don't even cook that much, but Ototo's kitchen stuff makes me want to

    AGATHA: Spoon holder & steam releaser
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    BERT: Cheese Knife
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    GRACULA: Garlic Crusher
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    SPLATYPUS: Jar Scraper Spatula
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    SPACE MASHER: Potato Masher
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    This type of shit is like the main reason why I love going to Taiwanese department stores, they have these type of housewares on display all the time.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Man, why do mattresses cost so much anyway?

    That’s always puzzled me

    Part of it is economy of scale, people aren’t buying mattresses every year, another part is that they are so big that the show rooms are so big overheads are probably really big.

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Man, why do mattresses cost so much anyway?

    That’s always puzzled me

    Mattresses have the same problem as glasses where the vast majority are produced and then sold by the same 1 or 2 'giga-corporations' that also own most of the storefronts where mattresses are sold, and have multiple different subsidiary businesses that create the appearance of competition while actually maintaining a fairly strong monopoly over the market. Also things like, giving the exact same mattress different names for each storefront, to prevent things like price comparisons. They also just tend to jack up the price like crazy for when sales come along. Since people buy new mattresses so infrequently, it's really difficult to gauge what the 'normal' price is

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2021
    We recently bought a Purple mattress and one of those super fancy Tempur-Pedic bed frames that vibrates, raises and lowers the head and foot, and tracks our sleep via heart rate, breathing rate, room temp and humidity, etc, and then it sends all that data to our phones and rates our sleep and gives us tips on how to improve our sleep. It asks questions like if we exercised, or ate right before bed, or had any alcohol, and then let's us know shit like, "On nights you consume a meal within two hours of sleep, you get 13% less REM sleep", shit like that. I don't know if all that is just a scam or not, but just the vibration and being able to raise/lower the bed is fucking amazing and I sleep like a baby and my back feels great. Totally worth the $5k we spent on the whole thing.

    Oh, and I don't know about elsewhere, but in Texas you can have a chiropractor write a prescription for a mattress and/or frame and then you won't have to pay any sales tax. That saved us a chunk of change, so look into it if you're thinking about buying one

    Darmak on
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  • [Expletive deleted][Expletive deleted] The mediocre doctor NorwayRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    I don't even cook that much, but Ototo's kitchen stuff makes me want to

    AGATHA: Spoon holder & steam releaser
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    BERT: Cheese Knife
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    GRACULA: Garlic Crusher
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    SPLATYPUS: Jar Scraper Spatula
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    SPACE MASHER: Potato Masher
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    This type of shit is like the main reason why I love going to Taiwanese department stores, they have these type of housewares on display all the time.

    Italian brand Alessi has a lot of similar things, too, like this citrus press
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    or this egg cup
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  • webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    We recently bought a Purple mattress and one of those super fancy Tempur-Pedic bed frames that vibrates, raises and lowers the head and foot, and tracks our sleep via heart rate, breathing rate, room temp and humidity, etc, and then it sends all that data to our phones and rates our sleep and gives us tips on how to improve our sleep. It asks questions like if we exercised, or ate right before bed, or had any alcohol, and then let's us know shit like, "On nights you consume a meal within two hours of sleep, you get 13% less REM sleep", shit like that. I don't know if all that is just a scam or not, but just the vibration and being able to raise/lower the bed is fucking amazing and I sleep like a baby and my back feels great. Totally worth the $5k we spent on the whole thing.

    Oh, and I don't know about elsewhere, but in Texas you can have a chiropractor write a prescription for a mattress and/or frame and then you won't have to pay any sales tax. That saved us a chunk of change, so look into it if you're thinking about buying one

    Being able to raise and lower your upper body and legs is a super nice feature, and probably 75% of the cost of the frame. You really have to reinforce the frames to be able to do that. I imagine the other stuff can be useful after a few months/years. Like "oh, when its above 60% humidity my sleep gets worse" would be good to know.

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    I don't even cook that much, but Ototo's kitchen stuff makes me want to

    AGATHA: Spoon holder & steam releaser
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    BERT: Cheese Knife
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    GRACULA: Garlic Crusher
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    SPLATYPUS: Jar Scraper Spatula
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    SPACE MASHER: Potato Masher
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    This type of shit is like the main reason why I love going to Taiwanese department stores, they have these type of housewares on display all the time.

    Italian brand Alessi has a lot of similar things, too, like this citrus press
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    You can't fool me, that's not a juicer, it's a post-modern version of the pear of anguish.

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  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    That's Philippe Starck for you. Supposedly it's also a bit shit at its actual function

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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    It looks like a Mimic from Prey.

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  • GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    It looks like a Mimic from Prey.

    So does everything else.

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  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Garthor wrote: »
    It looks like a Mimic from Prey.

    So does everything else.

    We laughed, the housewares sales rep laughed, the juicer laughed, we killed the juicer, it was a good time

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