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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Got my car back from the shop. Struts and shocks replaced, rides like a dream now. So smooth!

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    my car (at 1.5 years and 25k miles) is starting to sound like shit

    Anytime I give it any gas the engine sounds like I'm flooring it. Also, what little pickup it had is completely gone. That coupled with the steering column recall that they still haven't replaced makes me wish I had never bought it (2020 hyundai elantra for what it's worth).

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    You didn't accidentally turn on some kind of Eco driving mode, did you?

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    You didn't accidentally turn on some kind of Eco driving mode, did you?

    just the 'smart' mode that has been on since day one

  • EtheaEthea Registered User regular
    Hyundai have what a 10yr power train warranty? I would be taking it to the dealership.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited June 2021
    next Wednesday will be its 8th visit to the dealership assuming they actually get the part to fix my damn steering column

    and yeah, I'll definitely be bringing it up

    edit: the warranty is 6 years 60k which isn't terrible really

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    My wife drunk bought me this chair on Amazon for like, $80, which is like $100 cheaper than what it usually sells for. It arrived yesterday and today she even put it together for me! It's ugly as fuck, but my previous chair was a cheapo office chair from Walmart that was 10-15 years old and the cats had absolutely shredded it. It's pretty comfy! Getting a new chair is always nice

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Good news: finally bought a keyboard after weeks of equivocating

    Bad news (for my typing):
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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited June 2021
    look at this shirt my fiance got me for fathers day!

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2021
    so I did more bathroom capitalism and bought a shower head and a kitchen faucet thanks to prime day

    and now I'm looking at toothbrushes and why the FUCK are these things bluetooth now

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    so I did more bathroom capitalism and bought a shower head and a kitchen faucet thanks to prime day

    and now I'm looking at toobrushes and why the FUCK are these things bluetooth now

    So you can link them to their very specific, data harvesting app of course

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  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    so I did more bathroom capitalism and bought a shower head and a kitchen faucet thanks to prime day

    and now I'm looking at toobrushes and why the FUCK are these things bluetooth now

    Lmao if your toothbrush doesn't even come with an app for your smartphone

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    if you think about it toothbrushes should have been like

    the first things to have bluetooth

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    so I did more bathroom capitalism and bought a shower head and a kitchen faucet thanks to prime day

    and now I'm looking at toobrushes and why the FUCK are these things bluetooth now

    So you can link them to their very specific, data harvesting app of course

    I was promised flying cars and sex robots in our hellish dystopian future, not this

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    The toothbrushes are the sex robots.

  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    The toothbrushes are the sex robots.

    If your teeth have an erection lasting more than four hours, consult a doctor?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    If it vibrates it is a sex bot.

    My app is concerned that my teeth brushing sessions are all well over the recommended two minutes.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Brag.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    My mattress is here!
    It is noticeably taller than my previous mattress. Climbing onto the bed has become positively vertiginous.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    If you lay it down horizontally it can be easier to climb.

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  • HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    if you think about it toothbrushes should have been like

    the first things to have bluetooth

    In the TV series Columbo, episode "Uneasy Lies The Crown", Columbo gets the murderer to admit to his crime by convincing him that the poison he used would turn his dental crown blue. From an episode summary:
    Seeking further inspiration, Columbo enlists Horace to help unravel how Corman could have poisoned Evans at a secret dental appointment. They can’t figure it out until a chance discussion about the dissolving coating of pills sets off a light bulb in the Lieutenant’s head. That’s how Corman killed Evans – he coated the digitalis, hid it in a cavity, and the coating wore away hours later when Evans was lying in sin with Lydia.

    The theory seems sound, but how to prove it? With Horace’s aid, Columbo sets up a trademark set-piece to draw out the killer. Summoning Corman to police HQ, the Lieutenant outright accuses him of murder by mixing digitalis with a time-release medical gel, which was subsequently absorbed through his gums, causing the fatal coronary. The body has been exhumed, and when traces of digitalis are found in the mouth, Corman will be convicted of murder.

    To achieve this, Columbo needs to complete a brief chemistry experiment. He divulges that a tiny speck of digitalis will turn the porcelain enamel of a crown blue when catalysed by moisture at body temperature, and proceeds to demonstrate his point using a kiddies’ chemistry set.

    When he tips warm water on a crown that he claims has been pre-prepared with digitalis, it immediately turns blue. “And you know what, doc?,” Columbo chides Corman. “When we pull that porcelain crown from Adam Evans’ mouth, you can bet your eye tooth that the underside of it is going to be stained blue.”

    Horace eagerly steps forward, keen to extract the tooth that will seal his hated son-in-law’s doom. But before he can do so, Corman stops the sideshow. The habitually useless gambler folds like a concertina in a Frenchman’s hands and admits his guilt before being roughly dragged away by uniformed officers. A smirking Horace, meanwhile, leads a disgusted Lydia home.

    This was the first murder solved by Blue Tooth.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited June 2021
    holy shit that summary.
    "The habitually useless gambler folds like a concertina in a Frenchman's hands..."

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    columbo rules

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  • HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    Here's the full story. There's also a really interesting story about how the episode came to be, as it was initially rejected.

    https://columbophile.com/2020/10/18/episode-review-columbo-uneasy-lies-the-crown/

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    That's also one of those super ancient tricks from legends and lore. I think the original version was someone finding a thief by having everyone go into a dark tent and touching a pot with a rooster beneath it, claiming the rooster would crow when the thief touched the pot. After everyone went in the tent and the rooster hadn't said anything they then said that they'd been lying and that the pot had been covered in soot, so the thief was the one with clean hands

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    That's also one of those super ancient tricks from legends and lore. I think the original version was someone finding a thief by having everyone go into a dark tent and touching a pot with a rooster beneath it, claiming the rooster would crow when the thief touched the pot. After everyone went in the tent and the rooster hadn't said anything they then said that they'd been lying and that the pot had been covered in soot, so the thief was the one with clean hands

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collected_Cases_of_Injustice_Rectified

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    holy shit that summary.
    "The habitually useless gambler folds like a concertina in a Frenchman's hands..."

    "Surely there's an easier joke we could make? Something about a gambler folding too early?"

    "No. The French. It must be the French."

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    What are the best thermoses these days, for coffees and such? Looking for something with a real tight seal, like, throw it in a bag and not worry about it seal, and also probably pretty good at keeping things warm and/or cold.

  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    What are the best thermoses these days, for coffees and such? Looking for something with a real tight seal, like, throw it in a bag and not worry about it seal, and also probably pretty good at keeping things warm and/or cold.

    Stanley and GSI are pretty solid brands imo

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  • DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    edited June 2021
    Madican wrote: »
    That's also one of those super ancient tricks from legends and lore. I think the original version was someone finding a thief by having everyone go into a dark tent and touching a pot with a rooster beneath it, claiming the rooster would crow when the thief touched the pot. After everyone went in the tent and the rooster hadn't said anything they then said that they'd been lying and that the pot had been covered in soot, so the thief was the one with clean hands

    This is the kind of thing that in ancient times would make people think of you as a "wise man" but nowadays it's all "circumstantial evidence" and "I don't know how things worked in your last precinct McFadden but that's not how we do it around here"

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Been averting getting too spendy with stuff lately on account of needing to take my own car in for some stuff including a new headlight projector bulb

    But I've been dialing my coffee as nice as it can go with my basic Hario mini grinder and non-temp controlled kettle - when I have a chance I would love to step up to a proper metal burr grinder and a precision kettle

    If I ever have serious money to burn I want a nice espresso machine, but I'm gonna want to get my aeropress game nearly perfect before I get that level of spendy. The grinder and kettle investment for perfect aeropress/pour-over would be mid three figures (probably about $400) for some of the best possible stuff, but espresso money is another order of magnitude higher for the good long-lasting, user-maintainable machines

  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Got a modest raise this year, but most of it is eaten up by rent increases, so I decided to do capitalism and spend the rest of it (plus some more) on a nice dance pad. It's super capitalism because the best quality newly-built pads are from Poland so I get the cachet of "imported".

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    Omg that looks fantastic

    Now I want to bust out my PS1 and 3rd mix, but I no longer have a dance pad

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  • [Expletive deleted][Expletive deleted] The mediocre doctor NorwayRegistered User regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    Got a modest raise this year, but most of it is eaten up by rent increases, so I decided to do capitalism and spend the rest of it (plus some more) on a nice dance pad. It's super capitalism because the best quality newly-built pads are from Poland so I get the cachet of "imported".

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    What sort of hw/sw do you use with a dance pad?

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I’ve reached a point in my year long obsession with collecting these newer G1 style Transformers where I’ve bought all the ones available and now have a ton preordered from Hasbro. I have a problem.

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited June 2021
    Baidol wrote: »
    Got a modest raise this year, but most of it is eaten up by rent increases, so I decided to do capitalism and spend the rest of it (plus some more) on a nice dance pad. It's super capitalism because the best quality newly-built pads are from Poland so I get the cachet of "imported".

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    What sort of hw/sw do you use with a dance pad?

    This particular dance pad connects to a PC using a USB cable. I assume it would also work with a console with USB ports, but I didn't check that. The pad is a controller, so you bind each arrow input to the appropriate button in your chosen game (Stepmania, which is free, in my case) and you're good to go.

    Edit: If using Stepmania, which comes with only a handful of songs, you then need to download and import songs.

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Ahahahaha I forgot the pad comes with a CD with Stepmania + songs on it. I'm super curious about what the peeps from Poland have picked out.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    What are the best thermoses these days, for coffees and such? Looking for something with a real tight seal, like, throw it in a bag and not worry about it seal, and also probably pretty good at keeping things warm and/or cold.

    Zojirushi is a really good brand also in my opinion. I don't love Contigo because eventually their standard lock valve gets all full of stale coffee flavour and is impossible to clean.

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  • [Expletive deleted][Expletive deleted] The mediocre doctor NorwayRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    What are the best thermoses these days, for coffees and such? Looking for something with a real tight seal, like, throw it in a bag and not worry about it seal, and also probably pretty good at keeping things warm and/or cold.

    Zojirushi is a really good brand also in my opinion. I don't love Contigo because eventually their standard lock valve gets all full of stale coffee flavour and is impossible to clean.

    Definitionally, Thermos makes the best thermoses. Kleenex makes the best kleenexes, Xerox the best xeroxes, and Band Aid the best band aids.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    What are the best thermoses these days, for coffees and such? Looking for something with a real tight seal, like, throw it in a bag and not worry about it seal, and also probably pretty good at keeping things warm and/or cold.

    Zojirushi is a really good brand also in my opinion. I don't love Contigo because eventually their standard lock valve gets all full of stale coffee flavour and is impossible to clean.

    The best of the best for heat / cold is the classic Stanley thermos. When we had roofers in one had a Stanley classic that he'd had for 20 years and was still going strong, even after being dropped multiple storeys multiple times.

    They're not lying about the 24-hour heat rating, either, as long as you pre-heat it. I once nearly scalded myself opening up one to clean it out

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