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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
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    Punching someone right in the face is a fool’s errand!

    Good way to hurt your hand

    Solar plexus first and then a kick to the knee and a double axe handle to the back is the way to go. The ol' Starfleet Special

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
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    Uriel wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    As soon as I sense the intent of attack I utilise the body hardening techniques I have mastered to render any blow ineffective indeed destructive to the attacker

    just get nanomachines that harden in response to physical trauma.

    huff puff I got here as fast-

    n-nanomachines, son.

    phew

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
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    Ringo wrote: »
    Punching someone right in the face is a fool’s errand!

    Good way to hurt your hand

    Solar plexus first and then a kick to the knee and a double axe handle to the back is the way to go. The ol' Starfleet Special

    Eh, might as well do a stomp to the gut followed by a whirly twirly into a stunner, this in no way at all requires full coordination from your foe

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited January 2021
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    you guys joke but we were doing a Star Trek fight and my friend did that two-handed Kirk hit-punch to my back and it hurt like hell

    edit: it wasn't like, incapacitating or even particularly effective as a combat tactic, it just kinda hurt.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
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    what you gotta do is train in 100x earth gravity

    edit : now I gotta watch through dbz again

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Punched
    I got punched in the head once on the job by a coworker, first time I've ever had a concussion. We both got fired.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Struck
    You got fired for getting punched? That's pretty fucked up.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Instead of a punch consider a spirit bomb.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    You got fired for getting punched? That's pretty fucked up.

    Should only happen to sales associates working at a Dodge dealership.

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
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    Ringo wrote: »
    Punching someone right in the face is a fool’s errand!

    Good way to hurt your hand

    Solar plexus first and then a kick to the knee and a double axe handle to the back is the way to go. The ol' Starfleet Special

    Sorry, I make sure to keep a rudimentary lathe with me at all times and can counter.

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    What kind of monster makes the larlar option the snitch option

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I've got a number of personalized "I proved myself a coward who would desert a dying cactuar" cards ready to mail out.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
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    But cactuars like being deserted.

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    CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
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    Having never been smoten, it sounds interesting.

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
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    Having never been smoten, it sounds interesting.

    My balls were once smote by a septugenerian with a long piece of wood...it was certainly interesting.

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
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    what is a smite, exactly? like, how do you do one?

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
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    what is a smite, exactly? like, how do you do one?

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
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    what is a smite, exactly? like, how do you do one?

    Much like hardcore porn, you'll know it when you see/feel it.

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Oh god, don't hit me! It was Larlar, go punch him instead!
    this is a really good poll

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Oh god, don't hit me! It was Larlar, go punch him instead!
    I had to pick the Larlar option, but "smote" is my favorite irregular verb. I am 99% sure I first saw it when reading LOTR and Gandalf says of the Balrog "I threw down my enemy, and he fell from the high place and broke the mountain-side where he smote it in his ruin."

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
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    Ringo wrote: »
    Punching someone right in the face is a fool’s errand!

    Good way to hurt your hand

    Solar plexus first and then a kick to the knee and a double axe handle to the back is the way to go. The ol' Starfleet Special

    Eh, might as well do a stomp to the gut followed by a whirly twirly into a stunner, this in no way at all requires full coordination from your foe
    you guys joke but we were doing a Star Trek fight and my friend did that two-handed Kirk hit-punch to my back and it hurt like hell

    edit: it wasn't like, incapacitating or even particularly effective as a combat tactic, it just kinda hurt.

    I can attest that a full on Chokeslam From Hell is pretty painful if you really sell the leap and kickout that makes it look good

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    useruser Registered User regular
    Popped one
    Popped-one seemed like the least hurtful, all of you people that picked one of the other verbs are masochists on some level.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
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    I was gonna go with clobbered because if I'm gonna get punched I'd like it to be Looney Tunes style where my teeth play Shave and a Haircut before falling out.

    That said, since I know myself and I'm being honest, If I'm getting punched at all its probably because of my many great and terrible crimes and as such would be more in line with a proper smiting. Maybe a vanquish.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
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    user wrote: »
    Popped-one seemed like the least hurtful, all of you people that picked one of the other verbs are masochists on some level.

    https://youtu.be/3rDpFBZ6cKk

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
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    ASimPerson wrote: »
    I had to pick the Larlar option, but "smote" is my favorite irregular verb. I am 99% sure I first saw it when reading LOTR and Gandalf says of the Balrog "I threw down my enemy, and he fell from the high place and broke the mountain-side where he smote it in his ruin."

    I wanna change my answer to smote now because that's rad af

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
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    user wrote: »
    Popped-one seemed like the least hurtful, all of you people that picked one of the other verbs are masochists on some level.

    I didn't take the poll to be which you would prefer, but which you think is most likely. At least, that's how I voted.

    The fact that I'm a masochist played no part in my choice.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Popped one
    I'll take a quick pop to the face sure

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    I don't want to be a villian but my secret wish is for someone to just end me with the look of disgust in their eyes. Other than that an accident which doesn't cause the person grief would be fine too. Maybe a car accident but the driver is an asshole and just drove away without ever being caught

    Preferably a swift kill instead of slow torture though, I'm not that into pain to be honest

    I have to go out of the way to be popped in the face though since guns are illegal over here

    Peas on
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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
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    Peas wrote: »
    I don't want to be a villian but my secret wish is for someone to just end me with the look of disgust in their eyes. Other than that an accident which doesn't cause the person grief would be fine too. Maybe a car accident but the driver is an asshole and just drove away without ever being caught

    Preferably a swift kill instead of slow torture though, I'm not that into pain to be honest

    Unfortunately due to your overexposure to anime you’re going to wake up in a vaguely D&D inspired anime world when you die, destined to be the hero, at least until the tonally inappropriate and sudden ending.

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    If i get isekaied in an isekai where would i go next, please make it stop **feeds self to lvl1 slime**

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Popped one
    I could still function after being popped one. A lot of those other options seem like some permanent damage may be involved.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
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    Smiting is the sort of thing a god would do, and I’d like to think I’ve really cheesed one off.

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