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Tomorrow I am officially old

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    Ringo wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    instead of aging have you tried reversing the flow of time

    Wouldn't that just make you live longer?

    Who would want that?

    I would. I want to live past the heat death of the universe, floating alone in the eyeless dark. Non-existence is the only thing I fear, and that's what awaits us when we die, so I want to live for eternity.

    That sounds exhausting

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    Ringo wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    instead of aging have you tried reversing the flow of time

    Wouldn't that just make you live longer?

    Who would want that?

    I would. I want to live past the heat death of the universe, floating alone in the eyeless dark. Non-existence is the only thing I fear, and that's what awaits us when we die, so I want to live for eternity.

    That sounds exhausting

    I am prepared for it

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I'm 41

    Hi 41, I'm Dad

    you all have a lot to learn

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  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    I'll be 41 in 3 days...thanks a lot for the reminder i'm old Raijin

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  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    The secret to staying young is never getting your shit together.

    Also, I went bald at 20, so I’ve been 40 for 20 years already.

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  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    I'll be 50 on March 5th. I can relate to a lot of what you posted.

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    If I can live eternally at a reasonable age, say 30, I would take it

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Mulletude wrote: »
    I'll be 41 in 3 days...thanks a lot for the reminder i'm old Raijin

    You’re welcome! And happy birthday!

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    im 33 and this is the first year where i began to have signs of anything age related.... i've lost most of my freakish flexibility, i hurt if i sleep the wrong way, my feet go numb if i sit wrong, i get heartburn way too often...

    this isn't fun at all!

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  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    I'm 31 but all my injuries are chronic ones from my early 20s I couldn't afford to get fixed until recently (10 years of tennis elbow and back pain hell yeah)

    So effectively I've either always been old or have discovered the fountain of youth is actually good physiotherapy because in general I'm feeling better than I have for most of a decade

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I need to be doing yoga.


    There, that statement should hold me for another couple of months at least.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited January 2021
    I've decided that, for real this time, I'm gonna quit smoking, 'cause earlier I was like "dang I miss when I could breathe"

    edit: plus it hasn't killed me yet which means it's either waiting 'til I'm old or an appropriately dramatic point in my life.

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  • DessertedDesserted Dessert desertRegistered User regular
    If you forget how old you are you'll end up living forever right?

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I cannot advise strongly enough that everyone who is able do some basic bodyweight exercises (squats, pushups, chinups, etc) at least.

    Your muscles are the shock absorbers for your joints, including your back. If you develop some muscle, your joints will thank you. You don't need to get apeshit fuckjacked or anything, just some basic strength training will do wonders.
    sarukun wrote: »
    I need to be doing yoga.


    There, that statement should hold me for another couple of months at least.

    Yoga is also helpful!

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  • CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    Oh, one thing, no one told me grey hair has a different texture. My hair and beard is brown, but my beard used to have some blond and red in it, which has all gone grey or white, and is now twice as abrasive.

    :so_raven:
  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Apeshit Fuckjack is my gay porn name

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  • CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    Desserted wrote: »
    If you forget how old you are you'll end up living forever right?

    Nah, they just put you in a home.

    :so_raven:
    Ringo
  • TefTef Registered User regular
    I've decided that, for real this time, I'm gonna quit smoking, 'cause earlier I was like "dang I miss when I could breathe"

    edit: plus it hasn't killed me yet which means it's either waiting 'til I'm old or an appropriately dramatic point in my life.

    Do it dude! I was a 30 a day smoker for nearly 15 years. Once you decide you want to, you’ll quit.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Exercise...I should do that

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    I can't hear Santa's Silver Bells anymore, but I can translate word-for-word what the Adults in Peanut's cartoons are saying, and that's probably just as good

    Ringo
  • FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    Corvus wrote: »
    Oh, one thing, no one told me grey hair has a different texture. My hair and beard is brown, but my beard used to have some blond and red in it, which has all gone grey or white, and is now twice as abrasive.

    My white beard hairs are weirdly soft compared to the blond/red. Black hairs are usually quite abrasive though. I guess it's a thing.

  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Don't worry, Raijin. I joined these forums when I was 15, and I turn 30 this year. I have been on these forums literally half my life! And you've only been on the forums three years longer than me!

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    mrpaku wrote: »
    I can't hear Santa's Silver Bells anymore, but I can translate word-for-word what the Adults in Peanut's cartoons are saying, and that's probably just as good

    Just shank me in the kidneys, mrpaku. It'd be kinder

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    My late 30s arrived when I realized that picking something up that fell under the couch requires an exit strategy.

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Apeshit Fuckjack is my gay porn name

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    I am 31 and I kind of love it

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    I'm going to turn 36 in March and I'm all the more angry that being 35 was essentially lost thanks to 2020.

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    I turned 35 a few months ago and I've definitely noticed that I have to pay better attention to what food I eat, or more specifically, when I eat it, otherwise I have an extremely bad time. Also have some grey hairs popping up in my beard! I did shave my entire beard off, but that's mostly because having a beard and wearing a mask sucks ass, not because I care all that much about a few grey hairs.

    Ringo
  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    I am 31 and I kind of love it

    30s are cool, they're a lot more chill than your 20s.

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  • Mr SparklesMr Sparkles Registered User regular
    At 37 I crossed the Rubicon. It became distinctly possible that if I sat down wrong, I might knit my butthole shut.

    Hair is the only constant. In every place but where you want it.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I was born at 5:30am in Poughkeepsie, NY so it’s now official.

    I’m 40

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Happy birthday!

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I've had back problems since my early 20s, what's really made me feel my age this last year is the lockdowns, losing access to a lot of fitness stuff and what I can do at home + missing works outs due to political or plague anxiety really knocking back a lot of the progress I had made. 41.

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    @Raijin Quickfoot

    You made it. You survived and you continue to survive. Your life is in opposition to the void. Stare into the naked abyss of the night sky and flip off Jehovah.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    @Raijin Quickfoot

    You made it. You survived and you continue to survive. Your life is in opposition to the void. Stare into the naked abyss of the night sky and flip off Jehovah.

    What’s this about naked Jehovah?

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot

    You made it. You survived and you continue to survive. Your life is in opposition to the void. Stare into the naked abyss of the night sky and flip off Jehovah.

    What’s this about naked Jehovah?

    he has big yahweh hands

    Raijin Quickfoot
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot

    You made it. You survived and you continue to survive. Your life is in opposition to the void. Stare into the naked abyss of the night sky and flip off Jehovah.

    What’s this about naked Jehovah?

    he has big yahweh hands

    That’s how I know he’s the one.

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    I only know of him/her through Japanese computer games so all I can say is they take max damage if you aim for the eye.

  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    For my 40th last year, my wife had a cake made shaped like a roll of toilet paper that said "old as shit". And brown cupcakes...

    She's pretty great because that was hilarious

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  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    Welcome Raijin!

    Happy Birthday!

    Now make sure you're in bed by 8:30

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