My wife just hates Rocky because her name is Adrienne
Let me tell you about growing up in the 80s while every jokester you meet calls you “Daniel-san” in an exaggerated Japanese accent.
Surely it got better in the 90s you might think. Not so. That’s when I became “Looootenant Day-un”
Yeah as a Jordan growing up in the micheal jordan years "so do you know Micheal?" as if a short white kid and one of the greatest ball players but worst gamblers have anything to do with anything.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
That trailer for Master was neat, but it isn't by the same studio as Into the Spider-Verse, it's just being executive-produced by one of the people who worked on it. The studio's demo reel was mostly videogame trailer stuff: Dauntless, Fortnite, and Anthem.
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TIL that the Kong/Zilla director is doing a Face/Off reboot.
Q: Your next movie, a reboot of “Face/Off,” is also about a major confrontation. Will you apply any lessons from “Godzilla vs. Kong” when you make the film?
A: They’re so different. “Godzilla vs. Kong” is about two icons pairing off against each other. The “Face/Off” story that I’m telling is much more of a family story. But I’m sure the experience of making this movie will make “Face/Off” more of an epic movie. I have the knowledge now of how to make a really big, thrilling movie, which will play into it.
This is terrible, Hollywood is terrible, stop being terrible. The only thing Face/Off didn't need is the creepy hand running down the face gesture, but you don't reboot a movie just for that. Guarantee that this will be as bad as Spike Lee's Oldboy.
Rebooting face/off which was an action movie showcase from a known action director, why reboot it with someone who just did a monster feature? Hollywood you suck.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
You guys are nuts, they should reboot Face/Off once a year just as an actor showcase. Make it a new holiday where you put your fan cast submissions under your pillow on Face/Off Eve. Everybody hold hands at Face/Off dinner and give thanks for that one year we got Ryan Gosling and Bradley Cooper.
You guys are nuts, they should reboot Face/Off once a year just as an actor showcase. Make it a new holiday where you put your fan cast submissions under your pillow on Face/Off Eve. Everybody hold hands at Face/Off dinner and give thanks for that one year we got Ryan Gosling and Bradley Cooper.
ooooh what a predicament
AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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/Film: I know you can’t talk much about your Face/Off sequel, but maybe you can clarify one thing for me: is it essential that both Cage and Travolta sign on for the movie to work?
Wingard: You know, I’m scared to say yes or no to that because we haven’t gotten into that phase of it yet, that I don’t want to scare anybody off. But again, I will kind of reiterate that this is a definitive sequel to Face/Off, and I wouldn’t do the movie if, at any point, it felt like the film wasn’t going to be a real, definitive sequel. I know that’s not a cool answer, but read between the lines there, you know? (laughs)
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Also, Adam Wingard directed You're Next and The Guest. Doing an action film is not a big stretch for him.
You guys are nuts, they should reboot Face/Off once a year just as an actor showcase. Make it a new holiday where you put your fan cast submissions under your pillow on Face/Off Eve. Everybody hold hands at Face/Off dinner and give thanks for that one year we got Ryan Gosling and Bradley Cooper.
I know this is kind of a joke, but I agree! Face/Off is great precisely because it goes ham. It could totally be an ongoing series, with different actors/directors each time trying to tackle the central conceit that they each have to pretend to be the other.
I just think its dumb doing a sequel reboot whatever of face/off do your own off kilter action movie. Stop digging shit up that doesn't need to be.
I guess idk, it's not like some sacred cow or anything. They remade point break and literally nobody remembers or cares, if you say point break everyone knows you mean the original.
If things never got sequels or reboots we wouldn't have The Dark Knight, Fury Road, or like any Godzilla films
I just think its dumb doing a sequel reboot whatever of face/off do your own off kilter action movie. Stop digging shit up that doesn't need to be.
I guess idk, it's not like some sacred cow or anything. They remade point break and literally nobody remembers or cares, if you say point break everyone knows you mean the original.
If things never got sequels or reboots we wouldn't have The Dark Knight, Fury Road, or like any Godzilla films
Aside from Fury Road which was done by the original Mad Max creator, I'd be perfectly fine not getting anymore batman or godzilla films.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
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How the hell would Cage be able to come back if it's a sequel?
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
How the hell would Cage be able to come back if it's a sequel?
We're talking about the dude who wore Egyptian artifacts on the set of Ghost Rider because he felt like it
He'll show up with a massive hole in him and say "the surgery was a success." When they took the face back off, they also performed experimental hole surgery, saving his life.
a while back someone over in se++ suggested Crank but with face transplants so you get a string of 15 minute scenery chewing performances from a variety cast
a while back someone over in se++ suggested Crank but with face transplants so you get a string of 15 minute scenery chewing performances from a variety cast
You guys are nuts, they should reboot Face/Off once a year just as an actor showcase. Make it a new holiday where you put your fan cast submissions under your pillow on Face/Off Eve. Everybody hold hands at Face/Off dinner and give thanks for that one year we got Ryan Gosling and Bradley Cooper.
You guys are nuts, they should reboot Face/Off once a year just as an actor showcase. Make it a new holiday where you put your fan cast submissions under your pillow on Face/Off Eve. Everybody hold hands at Face/Off dinner and give thanks for that one year we got Ryan Gosling and Bradley Cooper.
When do we get Dylan Mcdermont/ Dermot mulronry
Get outta here, this isn't an Eddie Murphy movie holiday where one guy plays all the parts. The point is to get 2 different guys to act like each other, not get 1 guy that accidentally got signed up on IMDB twice.
the only way this reboot can possibly work is if King Kong plants a nuke in a super volcano and the only way to find it is if Godzilla undergoes radical surgery to infiltrate Kong's criminal organization on monster island.
the only way this reboot can possibly work is if King Kong plants a nuke in a super volcano and the only way to find it is if Godzilla undergoes radical surgery to infiltrate Kong's criminal organization on monster island.
You guys are nuts, they should reboot Face/Off once a year just as an actor showcase. Make it a new holiday where you put your fan cast submissions under your pillow on Face/Off Eve. Everybody hold hands at Face/Off dinner and give thanks for that one year we got Ryan Gosling and Bradley Cooper.
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Yeah as a Jordan growing up in the micheal jordan years "so do you know Micheal?" as if a short white kid and one of the greatest ball players but worst gamblers have anything to do with anything.
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And now it has evolved into
Daaaammnnn danielllll
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This is terrible, Hollywood is terrible, stop being terrible. The only thing Face/Off didn't need is the creepy hand running down the face gesture, but you don't reboot a movie just for that. Guarantee that this will be as bad as Spike Lee's Oldboy.
Nic Cage playing BOTH roles?
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ooooh what a predicament
I know this is kind of a joke, but I agree! Face/Off is great precisely because it goes ham. It could totally be an ongoing series, with different actors/directors each time trying to tackle the central conceit that they each have to pretend to be the other.
Yeah, but is his face?
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I guess idk, it's not like some sacred cow or anything. They remade point break and literally nobody remembers or cares, if you say point break everyone knows you mean the original.
If things never got sequels or reboots we wouldn't have The Dark Knight, Fury Road, or like any Godzilla films
Aside from Fury Road which was done by the original Mad Max creator, I'd be perfectly fine not getting anymore batman or godzilla films.
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We're talking about the dude who wore Egyptian artifacts on the set of Ghost Rider because he felt like it
He'll show up with a massive hole in him and say "the surgery was a success." When they took the face back off, they also performed experimental hole surgery, saving his life.
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Yup. And then it got seemingly dozens of sequels and a spin off starring the Rock and Jason Stathem. Strangest thing.
Enjoyable Kid-based Horror Movies
This is not definitive! Just some lesser known ones.
The Children (1980)
Kids turn into zombies that microwave you to death with hugs!
The Children (2008)
Kids catch a virus that causes them to murder adults.
Brightburn (2019)
Evil kid superman.
Little Evil
The Omen, but comedy!
Goodnight Mommy
Our protagonists are kids and mom is weird in this one. It's a horror with kids, it counts!
The Bad Seed (1956)
A classic.
Beware! Children at Play
Troma doing what Troma does. Banned in a bunch of places because of the kid's...comeuppance at the end.
(NSFW)
There are a lot more, but I'm lazy, so this is the list.
a while back someone over in se++ suggested Crank but with face transplants so you get a string of 15 minute scenery chewing performances from a variety cast
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I submit that Dead Alive counts due to the baby
Haven't seen it, it's supposed to be really bad.
When do we get Dylan Mcdermont/ Dermot mulronry
Get outta here, this isn't an Eddie Murphy movie holiday where one guy plays all the parts. The point is to get 2 different guys to act like each other, not get 1 guy that accidentally got signed up on IMDB twice.
I choose to view the entire film as a delivery device for the park scene.
I'll... allow it
Sam Neil should have got an academy award and Taika Waititi is the best director working today.
Was that children zombie movie any good... Little Angels I think it was called?