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Cyberpunk 2077 | Enemies, like dogs, cannot look up

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  • SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    Satsumomo wrote: »
    That part where you go to the bartender in an upscale bar, and she even has a dialogue saying they only sell the most premium stuff and that you can't afford it, only to present you with a generic shop menu where she sells chocolate bars and soda cans for regular prices, oof, that really takes you out.

    This shit kills me:

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    It's everywhere, and it just feels lazy.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Satsumomo wrote: »
    That part where you go to the bartender in an upscale bar, and she even has a dialogue saying they only sell the most premium stuff and that you can't afford it, only to present you with a generic shop menu where she sells chocolate bars and soda cans for regular prices, oof, that really takes you out.

    Also, she has a menu for pizza and burgers behind her.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    are u saying... cdpr denied me... burgers....................................

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  • Atlas in ChainsAtlas in Chains Registered User regular
    I get wanting more braindances, I'm down for that, but ummm...you guys realize we're asking for straight up porn here, right? Like, as a concept, I've got no problem with porn in my video games, I'm an adult, but I'm not going to fault CDPR for not catering to my deviant tastes. The game has plenty of faults to point to, this one feels like piling on.

  • Pixelated PixiePixelated Pixie Registered User regular
    I get wanting more braindances, I'm down for that, but ummm...you guys realize we're asking for straight up porn here, right? Like, as a concept, I've got no problem with porn in my video games, I'm an adult, but I'm not going to fault CDPR for not catering to my deviant tastes. The game has plenty of faults to point to, this one feels like piling on.

    There are lots of braindance possibilities, not just porn.

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    ironzerg wrote: »
    Chipmunks are like nature's nipple clamps, I guess?
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  • Atlas in ChainsAtlas in Chains Registered User regular
    I get wanting more braindances, I'm down for that, but ummm...you guys realize we're asking for straight up porn here, right? Like, as a concept, I've got no problem with porn in my video games, I'm an adult, but I'm not going to fault CDPR for not catering to my deviant tastes. The game has plenty of faults to point to, this one feels like piling on.

    There are lots of braindance possibilities, not just porn.

    Yeah, like The Heist, or trying to track down the Voodoo Boys, or that thing Judy asks you to do. Every time the game makes you log in to pornhub to do a mission, it just highlights the missing porn more.

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  • dporowskidporowski Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    I get wanting more braindances, I'm down for that, but ummm...you guys realize we're asking for straight up porn here, right? Like, as a concept, I've got no problem with porn in my video games, I'm an adult, but I'm not going to fault CDPR for not catering to my deviant tastes. The game has plenty of faults to point to, this one feels like piling on.

    There are lots of braindance possibilities, not just porn.

    But on the market, it's like 99.999999999% porn. The ones we interact with in-game are like... Weird, not mass market, the equivalent of surveillance cam feeds vs a movie.

    Now don't get me wrong, I really enjoyed the sequences we have, but they're not what's for sale. So you buy one, say, pop it in, and in game you'll just be watching a first-person cutscene.

    (Of probably porn.)

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    dporowski wrote: »
    I get wanting more braindances, I'm down for that, but ummm...you guys realize we're asking for straight up porn here, right? Like, as a concept, I've got no problem with porn in my video games, I'm an adult, but I'm not going to fault CDPR for not catering to my deviant tastes. The game has plenty of faults to point to, this one feels like piling on.

    There are lots of braindance possibilities, not just porn.

    But on the market, it's like 99.999999999% porn. The ones we interact with in-game are like... Weird, not mass market, the equivalent of surveillance cam feeds vs a movie.

    Now don't get me wrong, I really enjoyed the sequences we have, but they're not what's for sale. So you buy one, say, pop it in, and in game you'll just be watching a first-person cutscene.

    i mean, thats just what ur personalised search recs bring up, my recommendations are all quokka braindances.

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  • Atlas in ChainsAtlas in Chains Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    dporowski wrote: »
    I get wanting more braindances, I'm down for that, but ummm...you guys realize we're asking for straight up porn here, right? Like, as a concept, I've got no problem with porn in my video games, I'm an adult, but I'm not going to fault CDPR for not catering to my deviant tastes. The game has plenty of faults to point to, this one feels like piling on.

    There are lots of braindance possibilities, not just porn.

    But on the market, it's like 99.999999999% porn. The ones we interact with in-game are like... Weird, not mass market, the equivalent of surveillance cam feeds vs a movie.

    Now don't get me wrong, I really enjoyed the sequences we have, but they're not what's for sale. So you buy one, say, pop it in, and in game you'll just be watching a first-person cutscene.

    i mean, thats just what ur personalised search recs bring up, my recommendations are all quokka braindances.

    Ah, you go to that braindance dealer, huh?

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    for the discerning only...

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  • Steel AngelSteel Angel Registered User regular
    dporowski wrote: »
    I get wanting more braindances, I'm down for that, but ummm...you guys realize we're asking for straight up porn here, right? Like, as a concept, I've got no problem with porn in my video games, I'm an adult, but I'm not going to fault CDPR for not catering to my deviant tastes. The game has plenty of faults to point to, this one feels like piling on.

    There are lots of braindance possibilities, not just porn.

    But on the market, it's like 99.999999999% porn. The ones we interact with in-game are like... Weird, not mass market, the equivalent of surveillance cam feeds vs a movie.

    Now don't get me wrong, I really enjoyed the sequences we have, but they're not what's for sale. So you buy one, say, pop it in, and in game you'll just be watching a first-person cutscene.

    i mean, thats just what ur personalised search recs bring up, my recommendations are all quokka braindances.

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    Big Dookie wrote: »
    I found that tilting it doesn't work very well, and once I started jerking it, I got much better results.

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  • Pixelated PixiePixelated Pixie Registered User regular
    dporowski wrote: »
    But on the market, it's like 99.999999999% porn.

    It really isn't.

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    ironzerg wrote: »
    Chipmunks are like nature's nipple clamps, I guess?
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  • AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    There would absolutely be a market for a braindance of a person having a nice relaxing time on a clean, empty beach.

    We interact with the fucked up stuff because that's the world V lives in.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    In 2077. What clean empty beach?

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    well u know what they say

    lifes a beach

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  • AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    In 2077. What clean empty beach?

    Precisely.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    In 2077. What clean empty beach?

    The ones only corpos have access to

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  • pentium166pentium166 Registered User regular
    I finally finished this thing last night.

    I was taking it slow early on, putting it down for 5 days at a time. This was the first game that finally bested my old 970, and I was still harboring hope that I might score a new graphics card and really get to turn up the visuals before finishing it.

    Like one of the earlier posts, I also (unintentionally) managed to avoid gameplay trailers, setting details, hype, and broken promises, so I had basically no expectations going in. Even somehow forget everything about the Keanu trailer other than vaguely remembering that he was involved.

    Put about 90 hours into my playthrough stretched out over the last month and a half, finished almost all the gigs and side quests, ended up pretty invested in the characters and V's relationship with them and I wish there was more of that.

    But god damn was I not expecting how hard it would hit me with the post-book depression.

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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    pentium166 wrote: »
    I finally finished this thing last night.

    I was taking it slow early on, putting it down for 5 days at a time. This was the first game that finally bested my old 970, and I was still harboring hope that I might score a new graphics card and really get to turn up the visuals before finishing it.

    Like one of the earlier posts, I also (unintentionally) managed to avoid gameplay trailers, setting details, hype, and broken promises, so I had basically no expectations going in. Even somehow forget everything about the Keanu trailer other than vaguely remembering that he was involved.

    Put about 90 hours into my playthrough stretched out over the last month and a half, finished almost all the gigs and side quests, ended up pretty invested in the characters and V's relationship with them and I wish there was more of that.

    But god damn was I not expecting how hard it would hit me with the post-book depression.

    Yeah I was pretty upset about this game making me care about a bunch of characters despite all of the issues,

  • Zilla360Zilla360 21st Century. |She/Her| Trans* Woman In Aviators Firing A Bazooka. ⚛️Registered User regular


    Takemura should be a bit more talkative now...

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  • Zilla360Zilla360 21st Century. |She/Her| Trans* Woman In Aviators Firing A Bazooka. ⚛️Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    This just lives in my brain now, rent free, forever:


    OOOOOoooooooOOOOOOoooorgiatic!

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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Ok so for as how fun the non-cyberdeck mods are (and so far they are) I think they really need a balance pass.

    There's just no way they that a temporary time slow can compete with even a basic skill like Ping or camera hacks.

    Maybe allow them to slot a small gruop of hacking routines that are only very basic and require they take up a mod slot or something?

    I dunno but getting a legendary Sandevistan feels like a giant downgrade from an even a basic deck that allows hacking of cameras and using Ping even if it's shitty Ping.

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  • Pixelated PixiePixelated Pixie Registered User regular
    Ok so for as how fun the non-cyberdeck mods are (and so far they are) I think they really need a balance pass.

    There's just no way they that a temporary time slow can compete with even a basic skill like Ping or camera hacks.

    Maybe allow them to slot a small gruop of hacking routines that are only very basic and require they take up a mod slot or something?

    I dunno but getting a legendary Sandevistan feels like a giant downgrade from an even a basic deck that allows hacking of cameras and using Ping even if it's shitty Ping.

    I went through most of the game with a Sandevistan (and mantis blades) and it was hilariously awesome. I never found myself lacking for not being able to ping or hack cams or anything.

    I just swooped into an area, activated time dilation, and I was generally looting the dead before the first body even finished hitting the floor. And single-enemy encounters were especially loltastic, including a certain endgame boss.

    However, there is a text error with Sandevistans, as I recall (it's been a while since I finished the game with that character so I might be misremembering). If it says, for instance, "slows time by 25%" it really means "slows time *TO* 25%"... >.>

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    ironzerg wrote: »
    Chipmunks are like nature's nipple clamps, I guess?
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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Satsumomo wrote: »
    That part where you go to the bartender in an upscale bar, and she even has a dialogue saying they only sell the most premium stuff and that you can't afford it, only to present you with a generic shop menu where she sells chocolate bars and soda cans for regular prices, oof, that really takes you out.

    The augment doc who, when you ask what the best augs are, tells you to go stealth. Then, he doesn't sell any stealth augments, nor does anyone else.

    How some of the best augs are from a doctor who is supposed to be kind of garbage who only the desperate go to

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    Does the game ever say that the nuclear bomb Johnny set off killed over 500k people like I think is canon?

    Edit:

    I love this sort of bug

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  • AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Does the game ever say that the nuclear bomb Johnny set off killed over 500k people like I think is canon?

    Yeah. 12,000 in the initial explosion, 500,000 from injuries from the explosion, 250,000 from radiation.

    Johnny Silverhand sucks.

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  • EspantaPajaroEspantaPajaro Registered User regular
    Aistan wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Does the game ever say that the nuclear bomb Johnny set off killed over 500k people like I think is canon?

    Yeah. 12,000 in the initial explosion, 500,000 from injuries from the explosion, 250,000 from radiation.

    Johnny Silverhand sucks.

    As a person sure but I enjoy characters that have major flaws ,in this case narcissism . Makes them more believable to me .Also Johnny’s definitely chaotic neutral , he is going to fly off the handle and do insane shit from time to time.

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Aistan wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Does the game ever say that the nuclear bomb Johnny set off killed over 500k people like I think is canon?

    Yeah. 12,000 in the initial explosion, 500,000 from injuries from the explosion, 250,000 from radiation.

    Johnny Silverhand sucks.

    Did he get XP for all of them? Because I'd do that in game if it'd get me to level wtf.

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  • AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    klemming wrote: »
    Aistan wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Does the game ever say that the nuclear bomb Johnny set off killed over 500k people like I think is canon?

    Yeah. 12,000 in the initial explosion, 500,000 from injuries from the explosion, 250,000 from radiation.

    Johnny Silverhand sucks.

    Did he get XP for all of them? Because I'd do that in game if it'd get me to level wtf.

    No, he failed the mission then died and in the epilogue double failed because Arasaka just used the event as PR to gain more sympathy and money and rebuilt everything. Almost a million people died pointlessly.

    TPK, roll a new character, next game is a 50 year time skip.

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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    So playing Blades V I'm increasingly puzzled by gangers letting me within 50 yards of them.

    I mean at a certain point when all of your friends get buried with their heads and limbs piled on top of their torso you'd think they'd look into what keeps happening. Especially since this V can't do shit about cameras.

    Also I think I've probably murdered at least 1000 people who did nothing wrong but happen to be affiliated with a gang. Seriously I'll just be walking down the street and it's like "Oh, hey! I can cut your heads of for a little bit of xp!" and then that happens. The NCPD are clearly not taking their shit seriously at all.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    edited February 2021
    On the other hand they have a thousand man slayer on their hands capable of dealing with pretty much anything.

    Perhaps they would just prefer to finish their donuts.

    I jump punch all cameras I see.

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    So playing Blades V I'm increasingly puzzled by gangers letting me within 50 yards of them.

    I mean at a certain point when all of your friends get buried with their heads and limbs piled on top of their torso you'd think they'd look into what keeps happening. Especially since this V can't do shit about cameras.

    Also I think I've probably murdered at least 1000 people who did nothing wrong but happen to be affiliated with a gang. Seriously I'll just be walking down the street and it's like "Oh, hey! I can cut your heads of for a little bit of xp!" and then that happens. The NCPD are clearly not taking their shit seriously at all.

    The NCPD are not there for the citizens. They are there to provide cover for the corps. That some of its members do not realize this and try to do good is even more sad.

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Realistically in-game, Mantis Massacre V would probably get put at the top of the NCPD's recruitment list for Max-Tac.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited February 2021
    The Caliburn's destructible tires look like some half-implemented thing they forgot to remove because it looks awful and makes no sense for it to be the only car with destructible tires.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/cyberpunkgame/comments/la3f64/weird_how_only_the_caliburn_has_destructable_tires/

    Some of the larger trucks have four out of six of destructible tires. Why not all of them? Eh.

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  • Atlas in ChainsAtlas in Chains Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    Realistically in-game, Mantis Massacre V would probably get put at the top of the NCPD's recruitment list for Max-Tac.

    That happens in game. I don't know is it goes anywhere, because I told them to pound sand, but they definitely were impressed with V's ability to murder.

  • HevachHevach Registered User regular
    Gaddez wrote: »
    Braindances. I just want to play around with braindances. That they're everywhere and I can't participate beyond the few story-based ones bums me out.

    I'm kind of in the same boat with Sex in the game; Night city is so slathered in sex and allusions thereof that it's frankly shocking how little of it there is for the player to engage in; there's a male and female prostitute and then you might wind up banging one or two other people as "romance" options. This isn't to say that I expected this game to be AO/XXX or such (nor would I want it to be), but this feels kind of like hearing a guy brag about how he works down town as a crane and then turns out to be incredibly average.

    Like, GTAV had more content then this in it and at the same time managed to come across as more mature about it (not by a lot mind you, but there weren't sexually explicit posters and adds plastered all over the place in it either).

    There's something to be said about cultures being more awash in sex actually having less of it. Night City takes it to the extreme, nobody's getting any unless they're paying for it and judging by what you could see through the doors in Clouds even then it's 50/50 on a good day.

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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    The Caliburn's destructible tires look like some half-implemented thing they forgot to remove because it looks awful and makes no sense for it to be the only car with destructible tires.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/cyberpunkgame/comments/la3f64/weird_how_only_the_caliburn_has_destructable_tires/

    Some of the larger trucks have four out of six of destructible tires. Why not all of them? Eh.

    I'd argue those aren't even destructible tires, they're magically disappearing tires.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    klemming wrote: »
    Realistically in-game, Mantis Massacre V would probably get put at the top of the NCPD's recruitment list for Max-Tac.

    That happens in game. I don't know is it goes anywhere, because I told them to pound sand, but they definitely were impressed with V's ability to murder.

    The lady that shows up at JINGUJI, right?

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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's not a "weapon art", it's an ANIMATION Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    The Caliburn's destructible tires look like some half-implemented thing they forgot to remove because it looks awful and makes no sense for it to be the only car with destructible tires.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/cyberpunkgame/comments/la3f64/weird_how_only_the_caliburn_has_destructable_tires/

    Some of the larger trucks have four out of six of destructible tires. Why not all of them? Eh.

    I'd argue those aren't even destructible tires, they're magically disappearing tires.

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  • Atlas in ChainsAtlas in Chains Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    Realistically in-game, Mantis Massacre V would probably get put at the top of the NCPD's recruitment list for Max-Tac.

    That happens in game. I don't know is it goes anywhere, because I told them to pound sand, but they definitely were impressed with V's ability to murder.

    The lady that shows up at JINGUJI, right?

    Yeah, that's the one. She gave me the creeps, and I'm the leading cause of death in Night City.

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