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    Dr_KeenbeanDr_Keenbean Dumb as a butt Planet Express ShipRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    A small crowd, packed tightly together for no reason other than to stoke his ego when the camera lands on them (this is happening at Andrews AFB, there is scads of space there), none of them wearing masks less than a day after a memorial honoring the 400,000 avoidable dead this man helped kill.

    To be fair, Andrews is like 75% golf course so they can't exactly go trample that.

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    ViskodViskod Registered User regular
    Just sitting here waiting for the news story about how the Bidens move into the White House only to find a confused Barron Trump still in his room wondering what's going on.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Viskod wrote: »
    Just sitting here waiting for the news story about how the Bidens move into the White House only to find a confused Barron Trump still in his room wondering what's going on.

    Barron hasn't lived in the White House for like a year per reporting I remember. He lived in a different part of the city. Like he and Melania where not really staying with Trump.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Oh god Trump left a note for Biden in the Oval Office. Can you imagine what it says?

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Viskod wrote: »
    Just sitting here waiting for the news story about how the Bidens move into the White House only to find a confused Barron Trump still in his room wondering what's going on.

    Barron hasn't lived in the White House for like a year per reporting I remember. He lived in a different part of the city. Like he and Melania where not really staying with Trump.

    Remember Melania didn't even want to leave NY. And didn't for like a year or something?

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    Man i wish i saw that YMCA send off cause that's some fuckin surreal shit to leave as the capstone of an administration.

    Especially this administration

    Sleep on
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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    Oh god Trump left a note for Biden in the Oval Office. Can you imagine what it says?

    A big, beautiful note? Like the ones he exchanges with Kim?

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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    Oh god Trump left a note for Biden in the Oval Office. Can you imagine what it says?

    Probably some indecipherable scribbles on a McDonald's napkin.

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    Oh god Trump left a note for Biden in the Oval Office. Can you imagine what it says?

    I assume similar to what he said before getting the fuck out, but rephrased slightly more coherently by his team of sycophants.

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    iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Cornfield? Cornfield.Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Just seen a grainy shot of Trump getting on Marine One and fucking off forever and hmmm yes maybe today at 1:20pm I will have a beer.

    As Marine One flew away, they played Billie Jean is not my lover.

    This fucking guy.

    I caught "Fortunate Son" while he was flying between the WH and Andrews. Just... gaaaah!

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    Super NamicchiSuper Namicchi Orange County, CARegistered User regular
    don't forget as AF1 taxi'd out it was "My Way" by Frank Sinatra

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I had to turn off NBC because one reporter kept riding Trump’s dick on the way out. Jesus Christ some of these assholes still have no idea how to report on him even after the fucking insurrection.

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Wait, are we doin a bit here or is this like real shit with the music? Cause I can't tell if we're doin a bit or not, I blame reality.

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    I've always assumed Trump's musical choices are just a random playlist of songs he's said he liked at some point. In so far as he's capable of such things.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Wait, Trump has left and Biden hasn't been sword in yet?

    Strike now, Doctor Doom! America is ripe for the plucking.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Wait, Trump has left and Biden hasn't been sword in yet?

    Strike now, Doctor Doom! America is ripe for the plucking.

    Dude, Doom shed a tear for America after 9/11, he clearly is too respectful of the process to do anything after the failed insurrection.

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    daveNYCdaveNYC Why universe hate Waspinator? Registered User regular
    don't forget as AF1 taxi'd out it was "My Way" by Frank Sinatra

    At least My Way is on brand. YMCA is just... WTF?

    Shut up, Mr. Burton! You were not brought upon this world to get it!
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    zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Wait, are we doin a bit here or is this like real shit with the music? Cause I can't tell if we're doin a bit or not, I blame reality.

    I didn't watch it, but I assume it's real.

    YMCA / Fortunate Son / Macho Man / My Way are the songs Trump plays without a shred of self awareness or irony.

    All I care about is that he's leaving DC with his tail between his legs, a one term loser who lost his Twitter account, business deals, and is radioactive to everyone but grifters and people he looks down on as low class poors. After four years he's mostly notable only because of how absolutely terrible he was in every aspect of his term and that there is pretty much no single thing you can point to as a positive.

    Fuck off forever Donny.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    RE: the note left.

    I was going to find a gif of the Big Lebowski scene at Jackie Treehorn's place but that's probably too NSFW.

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    ViskodViskod Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Viskod wrote: »
    Just sitting here waiting for the news story about how the Bidens move into the White House only to find a confused Barron Trump still in his room wondering what's going on.

    Barron hasn't lived in the White House for like a year per reporting I remember. He lived in a different part of the city. Like he and Melania where not really staying with Trump.

    Well that figures.

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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    Greta Thunberg continues to be amazing

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    ElbasunuElbasunu Registered User regular
    Where's the best place to watch this today on youtube/twitch?

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Look I don't care which supervillain rules America as long as their outfit is good.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    RE: the note left.

    I was going to find a gif of the Big Lebowski scene at Jackie Treehorn's place but that's probably too NSFW.

    "This just says 'Dear Joe', and it's a picture of a butt."

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Wait, Trump has left and Biden hasn't been sword in yet?

    Strike now, Doctor Doom! America is ripe for the plucking.

    Don't worry we've had practice since Trump has been 100% checked out since his failed insurrection. Even his schedule was copy and paste.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Look I don't care which supervillain rules America as long as their outfit is good.

    Doom does have a baller outfit, this is known.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    I am unable to find the page where the US surrenders to Kang the Conqueror halfway through the Kang Dynasty storyline and I'm very sad about it.

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    zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Look I don't care which supervillain rules America as long as their outfit is good.

    Say what you want about the Nazis, but at least their suits were sharp and fit properly.

    It's a small thing, but it's downright embarrassing having a President who dresses like a junior high student whose mom bought a suit off the rack that he can grow into.

    There's no excuse not to have your damn suits fitted.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    zagdrob wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Look I don't care which supervillain rules America as long as their outfit is good.

    Say what you want about the Nazis, but at least their suits were sharp and fit properly.

    It's a small thing, but it's downright embarrassing having a President who dresses like a junior high student whose mom bought a suit off the rack that he can grow into.

    There's no excuse not to have your damn suits fitted.

    I think he does have them fitted, to that style, because his posture and body shape (and how he stands) is so outside of normal that the suit does its best to distract us from the non-euclidean shapes beneath.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    zagdrob wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Look I don't care which supervillain rules America as long as their outfit is good.

    Say what you want about the Nazis, but at least their suits were sharp and fit properly.

    It's a small thing, but it's downright embarrassing having a President who dresses like a junior high student whose mom bought a suit off the rack that he can grow into.

    There's no excuse not to have your damn suits fitted.

    he uses the larger size to try to hide his bulk

    it doesn't work, but that's the reason

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Not sure about this "Dell Rusk" guy Biden's appointed as his defence secretary.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Shit that'll probably send people to googling his name. It was a comic book storyline, guys! It was the Red Skull!

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Look I don't care which supervillain rules America as long as their outfit is good.

    Hey now, we can have higher standards here. I'm expecting some witty dialogue too. At least Raul-Julia-as-Bison levels.

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    zagdrob wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Look I don't care which supervillain rules America as long as their outfit is good.

    Say what you want about the Nazis

    Pustulant anal fissures on a bloated goat's corpse, the lot of them.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Shit that'll probably send people to googling his name. It was a comic book storyline, guys! It was the Red Skull!

    My god, Dell Rusk is red skull backwards!

    Wait has anyone

    Nedib Eoj

    Okay I think we're safe for now

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    PantsB wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Wait, Trump has left and Biden hasn't been sword in yet?

    Strike now, Doctor Doom! America is ripe for the plucking.

    Don't worry we've had practice since Trump has been 100% checked out since his failed insurrection. Even his schedule was copy and paste.

    He's had time to issue some truly terrible executive orders still.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    zagdrob wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Look I don't care which supervillain rules America as long as their outfit is good.

    Say what you want about the Nazis, but at least their suits were sharp and fit properly.

    It's a small thing, but it's downright embarrassing having a President who dresses like a junior high student whose mom bought a suit off the rack that he can grow into.

    There's no excuse not to have your damn suits fitted.

    he uses the larger size to try to hide his bulk

    it doesn't work, but that's the reason

    It isn't just his bulk though. At the wrong angle, you can tell things are pretty fucked up.

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    The suit is doing a lot of heavy lifting to distract people away from... well, this.

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    zagdrob wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Look I don't care which supervillain rules America as long as their outfit is good.

    Say what you want about the Nazis, but at least their suits were sharp and fit properly.

    It's a small thing, but it's downright embarrassing having a President who dresses like a junior high student whose mom bought a suit off the rack that he can grow into.

    There's no excuse not to have your damn suits fitted.

    he uses the larger size to try to hide his bulk

    it doesn't work, but that's the reason

    It isn't just his bulk though. At the wrong angle, you can tell things are pretty fucked up.

    o1qb1gd6xqhr.jpg

    The suit is doing a lot of heavy lifting to distract people away from... well, this.

    That's just the weird posture he stands at. My bet is a combination of lifts and trying to lean over so his gut doesn't hang out.

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    FireflashFireflash Montreal, QCRegistered User regular
    Centaur stance!

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I am unable to find the page where the US surrenders to Kang the Conqueror halfway through the Kang Dynasty storyline and I'm very sad about it.

    Still one of my favourite of all time

    That and Ultron invading that country

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