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hey guys. what's up (AMA bout prison)

JarsJars Registered User regular
edited January 2021 in Social Entropy++
So, I just spent 3 years living on a mountain in pennsylviania with pretty much no contact with the world and missed just about everything that happened since 2018(except corona! I got that shit!). help! Did jeff like kai? is nick foles still an elite quarterback? was battle angel: alita really that bad? Does everyone hate johnny depp now? is the internet just as shitty as ever? what game should I be downloading right now?

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Battle Angel: Alita was fun and good and no one can take that away from me.

    Also is that mountain up for grabs or something like can I call dibs?

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Alita was great!

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Games Workshop released plastic Sisters (of Battle).

    They've just announced a new model too, it's a power suit for their power armor.

    It's adorable.
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    Children's rights are human rights.
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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Everyone here is a trans communist now

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Also is that mountain up for grabs or something like can I call dibs?

    yeah you don't wanna go there

    I'm not trans but I am a communist

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Download Hades, Outer Wilds, and Subnautica imho

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    QuantumTurkQuantumTurk Registered User regular
    I wanna hear about this hillbilly experience. Any good birbs?

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Sup.

    We have an anime thread now.

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    Download Hades, Outer Wilds, and Subnautica imho

    Yeah definitely hades. It even feels like a good game to go with to ease back into video games after a three year stint at a...commune?

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Trump attempted a coup but we got Joe Biden as President now and Bernie Sanders is a cabinet member. The internet likes Bernie's mittens.

    What we do in the Shadows is an excellent TV show based on the also good movie.

    Kanye West made a hologram of Kim Kardashians dead father for her birthday and they had a private island party.

    Most sports were cancelled for awhile. All cons are cancelled. The Olympics were delayed and now probably cancelled.

    Re: Jonny Depp released tapes that exposed that Amber Heard abused him and she got fired from Aquaman I guess. I think the internet opinion is that they are both shitty and toxic.

    Snoop Dogg does a show with Martha Stewart now.

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    Oh also someone just tried to overthrow the u.s. government, really poorly, it was the president.

    But im kinda hoping you've seen that already.

    Sleep on
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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    who's gonna be the one to tell Jars about vtubers

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    who's gonna be the one to tell Jars about vtubers

    Well, you, apparently!

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    absolutely not

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    We all ascended to the elemental plane then got board and kept posting

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Twitch is going more mainstream now. Theres a dedicated Music community that is worth checking out if you like music. A bunch of celebrities live stream now too, I have seen T-pain, Lil Jon, Sasha Grey, Felicia Day, and Jason Mewes on twitch. Many musicians had virtual concerts and a bunch of celebs did some youtube stuff during covid lockdown.

    Ellen filmed her show from home and hired scabs so she could pay them less because Ellen sucks.

    Democrats are the majority in the House and Senate. Georgia flipped to a blue state.

    The MCU still exists and you should finish watching the Avengers if you havent. The guy who played T'Challa/Black Panther died of colon cancer, which he had during shooting but kept secret because it was his dream role.

    Alex Trebek, Sean Connery, Wilfred Brimley, and Regis Philbin have also passed away.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    McRib came back

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    Sleep wrote: »
    Oh also someone just tried to overthrow the u.s. government, really poorly, it was the president.

    But im kinda hoping you've seen that already.
    Also Trump got impeached twice, in case you were thinking that somehow he wasnt the worst president we've ever had.

    Bedlam on
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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    So, I just spent 3 years living on a mountain in pennsylviania with pretty much no contact with the world and missed just about everything that happened since 2018(except corona! I got that shit!). help! Did jeff like kai? is nick foles still an elite quarterback? was battle angel: alita really that bad? Does everyone hate johnny depp now? is the internet just as shitty as ever? what game should I be downloading right now?

    Whos your favourite vtuber?

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    You've got like 7 black lives matter threads to catch up on

    You should probably read all of them, in order

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    Oh and @Blake T didn't sell a washing machine

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Doctor Who is a girl now.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    I removed the force preventing free will in this universe

    now working on getting rid of fascists

    Xehalus on
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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    Alita was great but the ending sucked and I'm mad we probably wont get a sequel??????????

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I moved from that shitty place to a shittier apartment.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    snape killed Dumbledore but I don't remember when

    well book 6

    also jk Rowling is hot garbage now

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    go listen to Old Town road

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    We have an anime thread now.

    The world’s really changed

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    I do know what tiktok is but vtubes??
    I wanna hear about this hillbilly experience. Any good birbs?

    While the experience was a bit hillbilly including a guy that was literally named hillbilly it wasn't that, I was in federal prison(on a mountain, in pennsylviania). which sounds crazy, because it was! I went from "okay, so, as state charge this is going to get you a few years probation" to "the feds can pick up anything because of interstate commerce laws and you're getting sentenced to 42 months" which is the federal equivalent of a slap on the wrist. Like seriously, I didn't know a single person with a shorter sentence than I had when I got there. A few people did show up later but were talking a total of 3 people.

    but, oh I got bibs. like that time paul manafort, yes that paul manafort, stole my shirt

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    WotanAnubisWotanAnubis Registered User regular
    Vtubers are just Youtubers that use (anime) virtual avatars instead of showing their face. There are a lot of them.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQMLWIt9md4

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    I do know what tiktok is but vtubes??

    Science has allowed people to turn themselves into animes

    https://youtu.be/THW5VtbwhVM

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    I do know what tiktok is but vtubes??
    I wanna hear about this hillbilly experience. Any good birbs?

    While the experience was a bit hillbilly including a guy that was literally named hillbilly it wasn't that, I was in federal prison(on a mountain, in pennsylviania). which sounds crazy, because it was! I went from "okay, so, as state charge this is going to get you a few years probation" to "the feds can pick up anything because of interstate commerce laws and you're getting sentenced to 42 months" which is the federal equivalent of a slap on the wrist. Like seriously, I didn't know a single person with a shorter sentence than I had when I got there. A few people did show up later but were talking a total of 3 people.

    but, oh I got bibs. like that time paul manafort, yes that paul manafort, stole my shirt

    Hold up let me go get my cup so that you may fill it with this hot tea*

    *Tea is now internet slang for like gossip or bold opinions or whatever I don't actually know just say "...and that's the tea" whenever you make a statement and people will applaud you.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Live Action Sonic Happened:

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    The sky. The sky is up.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Just trust me on this when I say go back to the mountain

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    The sky. The sky is up.

    not in Australia!

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    ani_game_bumani_game_bum Optimistic, Rule-Breaking Nice Guy The Final World/DestinationRegistered User regular
    edited January 2021
    is nick foles still an elite quarterback?

    Eh, he had his moments this year with the Bears (tl;dr opted to free agent in '18, signed with Jacksonville in '19, traded to Chicago in '20) as they swapped between him and Mitch Turbisky but isn't his Super Bowl winning self. He IS one of the few QBs that outdueled Tom Brady and Tampa Bay this regular season, though.

    Oh, yeah, Tom Brady is with Tampa Bay now, still winning...
    what game should I be downloading right now?

    Funny enough, a game that launched in 2018, Among Us, is now all the rage online. Only $5 (Steam; mobile is F2P) and simple enough to play; just don't try to be too sus.

    Also, welcome back!

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    there's a new mexico

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    initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    Everyone here is a trans communist now

    oh sure... now

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