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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    so in future if we just BLAST through page 100 while you're typing on pg99 we can go FOREVER

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    "Evil Multifarious" I picked the tutorial start for Battle Brothers.
    It was a slaughter.
    Any tips?

    Spears and shields.

    Spears give a bonus to +hit
    Keep your guys in a line so as not to get surrounded
    ???
    Profit

    That is a sound plan... that will probably end in tears and misery.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    who among us would not wish to be porn dad
    flick the bean dad send tweet

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    My very first girlfriend invited me to her Bible study and then brought me into an empty room and ravaged my face.

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    so in future if we just BLAST through page 100 while you're typing on pg99 we can go FOREVER

    It's true, it's illegal to tell geth to do it again.

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    When I broke up with her she stole my hoodie and wrote many terrible things about me using a sharpie on the hoodie then returned it.
    We dated for a week.

  • joshgotrojoshgotro nah nahRegistered User regular
    My very first girlfriend invited me to her Bible study and then brought me into an empty room and ravaged my face.

    Summer bible camp is so horny.

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    When I broke up with her she stole my hoodie and wrote many terrible things about me using a sharpie on the hoodie then returned it.
    We dated for a week.

    Did it wash out?

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    When I broke up with her she stole my hoodie and wrote many terrible things about me using a sharpie on the hoodie then returned it.
    We dated for a week.

    Did it wash out?

    Noooooope.

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    When I broke up with her she stole my hoodie and wrote many terrible things about me using a sharpie on the hoodie then returned it.
    We dated for a week.

    Classic bible study gf

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    When I broke up with her she stole my hoodie and wrote many terrible things about me using a sharpie on the hoodie then returned it.
    We dated for a week.

    this is like the jr high version of getting your car keyed!

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Winky wrote: »
    I got cold e-mailed for a game design webinar and I'm strangely flattered

    Somehow somewhere I'm flagged on some list as a game designer

    Someone once added me to a Twitter list titled "tech thought leaders" and maybe I should add that on LinkedIn.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    "Evil Multifarious" I picked the tutorial start for Battle Brothers.
    It was a slaughter.
    Any tips?

    Spears and shields.

    Spears give a bonus to +hit
    Keep your guys in a line so as not to get surrounded
    ???
    Profit

    That is a sound plan... that will probably end in tears and misery.

    Shield wall get better every adjacent person with shield wall on. Pretty critical for keeping weaker guys alive

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    joshgotro wrote: »
    My very first girlfriend invited me to her Bible study and then brought me into an empty room and ravaged my face.

    Summer bible camp is so horny.

    You mean it is a source of so much purity and many miraculous immaculate conceptions.

  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    Why couldn't I have had absent parents that worked too much and came home at 9PM.

    Curse their 8-4 jobs!

    Meanwhile my HS gfs mom worked late but her dad was chronically unemployed, so always home

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited February 2021
    Male body image is a mixed bag because on one hand the penalty for not being adherent is way more lax and slightly chubby dudes get treated well and even bigger guys, like maybe up to 280 lbs get treated like human beings, which is a huge plus. The majority of men don't experience the dehumanization that like 2/3rds of women get.

    But on the other hand the "ideal" male physique is basically a barbie doll like missing ribs myth. It's preposterous. It requires this insane combo of big muscles and no fat that isn't just burdensome in terms of willpower, it's legitimately difficult to achieve at all because the aesthetic goals are diametrically opposed biologically.

    Agree with the italics

    The bolded... disagree in that you're just fucking invisible unless you're nailing particularly good other aesthetics (hair, teeth, dress)

    I am just contrasting differences. Hair, teeth, and dress are requirements across the board.

    Likewise, everyone gets a shit deal on personality checks. Men are required to be strong and assertive but also non-threatening, which is difficult. They are socially obligated to initiate and be forward, without being "creepy", which is another razor edge to walk.

    Women are supposed to be smart and independent and not clingy but also make men feel needed. They're expected to laugh at unfunny jokes and smile all day or risk being a "bitch", only to then get reamed for being duplicitous or fake.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    She was deffo part of like the purity ring dad daughter stuff and he was super creepy.
    She became a stripper at 18 had a baby and I think is married to a nice townie now.

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    She was deffo part of like the purity ring dad daughter stuff and he was super creepy.
    She became a stripper at 18 had a baby and I think is married to a nice townie now.

    Really a story that tells itself.

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Knew a bible study girl who tried to use a zip lock bag in place of a condom

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Knew a bible study girl who tried to use a zip lock bag in place of a condom

    oh no the corners and the seams on the sides

    THE HARD PLASTIC SEAMS

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • joshgotrojoshgotro nah nahRegistered User regular
    edited February 2021
    Knew a bible study girl who tried to use a zip lock bag in place of a condom

    No one tell SVU this one secret trick.

    joshgotro on
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Male body image is a mixed bag because on one hand the penalty for not being adherent is way more lax and slightly chubby dudes get treated well and even bigger guys, like maybe up to 280 lbs get treated like human beings, which is a huge plus. The majority of men don't experience the dehumanization that like 2/3rds of women get.

    But on the other hand the "ideal" male physique is basically a barbie doll like missing ribs myth. It's preposterous. It requires this insane combo of big muscles and no fat that isn't just burdensome in terms of willpower, it's legitimately difficult to achieve at all because the aesthetic goals are diametrically opposed biologically.

    We've had dramatically different lives.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Male body image is a mixed bag because on one hand the penalty for not being adherent is way more lax and slightly chubby dudes get treated well and even bigger guys, like maybe up to 280 lbs get treated like human beings, which is a huge plus. The majority of men don't experience the dehumanization that like 2/3rds of women get.

    But on the other hand the "ideal" male physique is basically a barbie doll like missing ribs myth. It's preposterous. It requires this insane combo of big muscles and no fat that isn't just burdensome in terms of willpower, it's legitimately difficult to achieve at all because the aesthetic goals are diametrically opposed biologically.

    Agree with the italics

    The bolded... disagree in that you're just fucking invisible unless you're nailing particularly good other aesthetics (hair, teeth, dress)

    I am just contrasting differences. Hair, teeth, and dress are requirements across the board.

    Likewise, everyone gets a shit deal on personality checks. Men are required to be strong and assertive but also non-threatening, which is difficult. They are socially obligated to initiate and be forward, without being "creepy", which is another razor edge to walk.

    Women are supposed to be smart and independent and not clingy but also make men feel needed. They're expected to laugh at unfunny jokes and smile all day or risk being a "bitch", only to then get reamed for being duplicitous or fake.

    I'm glad that the general culture in norway has swung enough in the other direction that not initiating shit and just having girls be the forward ones is perfectly viable

    because it suits my intrinsically lazy nature


    plus the petrifying fear of being "creepy"

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    syndalis wrote: »
    Male body image is a mixed bag because on one hand the penalty for not being adherent is way more lax and slightly chubby dudes get treated well and even bigger guys, like maybe up to 280 lbs get treated like human beings, which is a huge plus. The majority of men don't experience the dehumanization that like 2/3rds of women get.

    But on the other hand the "ideal" male physique is basically a barbie doll like missing ribs myth. It's preposterous. It requires this insane combo of big muscles and no fat that isn't just burdensome in terms of willpower, it's legitimately difficult to achieve at all because the aesthetic goals are diametrically opposed biologically.

    When it is not maintainable without rigorous and extreme cycling of diets between bulking and cutting... it is probably not good for you long term.

    I appreciated that instagram post from some male model that posted "this is all the shit I had to go through to look like this for another 16 hours after this photoshoot ends, because goddamn am I stuffing my face full of burgers when I'm done"

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I got cold e-mailed for a game design webinar and I'm strangely flattered

    Somehow somewhere I'm flagged on some list as a game designer

    Someone once added me to a Twitter list titled "tech thought leaders" and maybe I should add that on LinkedIn.

    pretty much every list I’ve been added to has contained the words leftist comedian and a slur

  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    Male body image is a mixed bag because on one hand the penalty for not being adherent is way more lax and slightly chubby dudes get treated well and even bigger guys, like maybe up to 280 lbs get treated like human beings, which is a huge plus. The majority of men don't experience the dehumanization that like 2/3rds of women get.

    But on the other hand the "ideal" male physique is basically a barbie doll like missing ribs myth. It's preposterous. It requires this insane combo of big muscles and no fat that isn't just burdensome in terms of willpower, it's legitimately difficult to achieve at all because the aesthetic goals are diametrically opposed biologically.

    We've had dramatically different lives.

    I mean, there's a reason there is a stereotypical sitcom dad

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    honestly there's little teens can do, left entirely to their own devices, that is worse than what having hardcore evangelical parents does to them

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I cannot read "thought leader" and anything but "thot leader"

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Likewise when baking bread, every time I see the word "biga", a voice in my head goes

    BIIIIGAMERICAN TITTIES

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    thot leaders and thot followers

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Male body image is a mixed bag because on one hand the penalty for not being adherent is way more lax and slightly chubby dudes get treated well and even bigger guys, like maybe up to 280 lbs get treated like human beings, which is a huge plus. The majority of men don't experience the dehumanization that like 2/3rds of women get.

    But on the other hand the "ideal" male physique is basically a barbie doll like missing ribs myth. It's preposterous. It requires this insane combo of big muscles and no fat that isn't just burdensome in terms of willpower, it's legitimately difficult to achieve at all because the aesthetic goals are diametrically opposed biologically.

    We've had dramatically different lives.

    I mean, there's a reason there is a stereotypical sitcom dad

    Maybe.

    It's also possible I lived in a very shallow (socially) area where I got jumped several times for being the fat kid and only started getting dates once I dropped 50 lbs and developed a coke habit.

    But it still sucks.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    do not give me the chat i don't want it

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    had a friend who did bikini fitness

    hell of a lifestyle

    in her own words if she didn't have a goal she was working towards there's no way she could live like that


    kind of like a healthier version of serious sport, since like, her knees still work fine and all

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Knew a bible study girl who tried to use a zip lock bag in place of a condom

    oh no the corners and the seams on the sides

    THE HARD PLASTIC SEAMS

    I should call my friend and ask how that went

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    i have crippling mental problems and body image is one of them

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    This thread is no longer active, and will be recycled.
    On average, this thread was blasting along at warp 1.4

    @Echo will create the new thread
    @P10 is backup

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Pass, I'm busy working on my beach body by means of stuffing my face full of Asian takeout.

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