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Come to Cold Stone and get your nacho mix-in cone today! [bad food]

3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheeseRegistered User regular


we begin with a truly cursed food object

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited February 2021
    see if she just stopped with all the fixings in a pile (pre-mixing) so you could scoop up what you wanted and the cheese stuck it to the chip, i'd be interested in that food hack

    Ubik on
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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    See now, 3cl3ps3, we had this fresh new thread, just a whole clean slate, and you had to bring the crimes of the past into it.

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  • GlalGlal AiredaleRegistered User regular
    I feel like I killed the old thread with bad nachos. At last, I accomplished something in life.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    See now, 3cl3ps3, we had this fresh new thread, just a whole clean slate, and you had to bring the crimes of the past into it.

    we must never forget our past, lest we be doomed to repeat it

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I respect the sentiment, but I guarantee nobody has eaten cold Nickelodeon Gak® nacho cone twice.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I thought, for a brief moment, that she would just be sliding her chips through that pile. Which, while weird, has some sort of logic to it. I was not prepared for the insanity that was to come.

  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I respect the sentiment, but I guarantee nobody has eaten cold Nickelodeon Gak® nacho cone twice.

    Fool me once, shame on Gross Nacho Cone. Fool me twice, shame on American public schools.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    3clips3 I want you to know right now that I hate you

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I started cooking again. I stopped for awhile due to a cockroach problem. But I’ve decided to just embrace them. They are my friends now.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Dang, those are some top-notch looking onion rings. I admit I never have the nerve to let them brown enough before flipping them, and the batter never sticks right.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I didn’t make those from scratch. The chicken I did.

    I used my airfryer for the onion rings and a non-stick skillet for the chicken.

    Onion rings was 10 minutes at 370 degrees, a little shake halfway through, some PAM and some salt. No preheat.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    You know what though, making onions rings from scratch is a good project for next time.

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Oh that is chicken?

    I thought it was cockroach patties

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Oh that is chicken?

    I thought it was cockroach patties

    I stuffed my chicken with cockroaches.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Dirtyboy wrote: »

    That’s not how I thought the video would end. I figured the house was going to catch fire or something.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    You know what though, making onions rings from scratch is a good project for next time.

    I have made Chef John's onion rings and they're real good
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Mz4NTozNXw

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I watched the nacho video

    Has she never heard of a mixing bowl?

    And she doesn’t even wash her hands before she starts handling the next item

    I halfway got food poisoning just watching that thing

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    clips what the fuck are you doing

    you've cursed us all

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Gonna say those two on the left are the biggest doggone cockroaches I ever saw!

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    If that was hot nacho cheese, I'd be all for that - no need to Coldstone mix it, though

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Nacho cheese sauce is something that is just utterly vile to me. I tried the Taco Bell nacho cheese fries and lemme tell you those fries were seasoned to perfection, but the moment I tried dipping them in the cheese that's the only thing I could taste. Eat them as is, don't dip.

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Dirtyboy wrote: »

    That’s not how I thought the video would end. I figured the house was going to catch fire or something.

    They sell Cheeto Mac n Cheese at one of the stores near me.

    We tried it and it tastes like neither mac n cheese or cheetos

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I watched the nacho video

    Has she never heard of a mixing bowl?

    And she doesn’t even wash her hands before she starts handling the next item

    I halfway got food poisoning just watching that thing

    I don't think anything she used can even grow bacteria so she's probably fine.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
  • AtaxrxesAtaxrxes Hellnation Cursed EarthRegistered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Nacho cheese sauce is something that is just utterly vile to me. I tried the Taco Bell nacho cheese fries and lemme tell you those fries were seasoned to perfection, but the moment I tried dipping them in the cheese that's the only thing I could taste. Eat them as is, don't dip.

    Oh, one of my favorite things to do at Taco Bell is order a bean burrito, a chili-cheese burrito and a side of nacho cheese for dipping said burritos into. Also a few crunchy tacos, not supreme because f all that sour cream nonsense.

  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    Singapore First Robot Cafe & Bar 21:04
    https://youtu.be/Z0bz7yXjV4w

    You don't have to watch everything just skip around and look at the parts which are interesting

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    It's right here

  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    I ate too much pad see ew

    Wanna go lie down, but I'm still at work

    Oh god so full

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I am uncultured swine but

    This seems like something British people would be all in on

  • ThegreatcowThegreatcow Lord of All Bacons Washington State - It's Wet up here innit? Registered User regular
    You wanna get nuclear toots? That's how you get nuclear toots.

    Though you'll have the smoothest cleanest colon after the blastwave passes I assume.

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    My stomach is an industrial garbage disposal. Even God fears what he has made.

    It would take more than beans on a... what is that somekinda trisket? It would take more than a beany trisket to lay me low.

  • ThegreatcowThegreatcow Lord of All Bacons Washington State - It's Wet up here innit? Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    My stomach is an industrial garbage disposal. Even God fears what he has made.

    It would take more than beans on a... what is that somekinda trisket? It would take more than a beany trisket to lay me low.

    They're basically the British equivalent to Shredded Wheat cereal just in chonky biscuit form from what I understand. So...mega quantities of fibre right there.

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    My stomach is an industrial garbage disposal. Even God fears what he has made.

    It would take more than beans on a... what is that somekinda trisket? It would take more than a beany trisket to lay me low.

    Its closer to shredded wheat, without the shredded. A Brit friend of mine sent me a box one time, I'd equate it to eating a wicker panier that you'd hang on a packmule.

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    edited February 2021
    .

    Veldrin on
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The general lack of weetbix equivalents is why America has slid so far into the social abyss.

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