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Did you steal my wallet?

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited February 2021
    Yeah
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Oh speaking of terrible wallets

    This year for Christmas my dad got me a wallet that is, objectively, terrible

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    It's very sweet, obviously, his heart is in the right place and all of that

    But it's also massive compared to any wallet I've ever used, on top of being, y'know, a leather version of one of those t-shirts you see on Facebook

    I haven't been using it, but there will come a time that I see my dad again, and I'm trying to decide if I want to pretend to use it, or like, come up with a dumb, "Oh well I didn't want to travel with it, I used this old wallet I had for getting on the plane, you know how it is" sort of excuse

    awwwwwwwwww! <3 all i got from my dad was a drunken speech about how he didn't want to be my dad anymore and we could "maybe" be friends!

    i want a wallet instead!

    edit damn srry for the bummer totp in my defense i DO want that wallet

    Magic Pink on
  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Yeah
    Butters wrote: »
    Read thread title to the tune of "Won't you be my neighbor?"

    omg i am cracking up at this like i was drunk

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Read thread title to the tune of "Won't you be my neighbor?"

    omg i am cracking up at this like i was drunk

    I think I’m going to get drunk

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited February 2021
    Definitely
    https://youtu.be/gwEmQNd6wMA

    What actually happened to Steve's wallet

    Uriel on
  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited February 2021
    Yeah
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Read thread title to the tune of "Won't you be my neighbor?"

    omg i am cracking up at this like i was drunk

    I think I’m going to get drunk

    you shouldn't drink while you're pregnant
    with opportunity!

    Magic Pink on
  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Definitely
    Yeah it should be harder to get drunk while pregnant, since you're drinking for two.

  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Yeah it should be harder to get drunk while pregnant, since you're drinking for two.

    It's just that the baby is a fuckin lightweight

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Yeah
    Come over and play Mario Kart for a bit and you can have it back

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    It’s a trap Veldrin gonna blue shell ya and steal your car keys

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I need my car keys! I only have one set!!

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Definitely
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    I need my car keys! I only have one set!!

    Did you check your butt?

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    I did not, mostly because it's NY team merch.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    I did not, mostly because it's NY team merch.

    There’s a photo of David Tyree on top of everything and you have to dig deep to find a photo of any of Raijin’s kids

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited February 2021
    Definitely
    Honestly I think you stole your own wallet

    It was a set-up this whole time to distract us from the real crime.

    Uriel on
  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
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    sorry @Raijin Quickfoot but i will not settle for anything less

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    I put it in blakes washing machine

  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Definitely
    For real though it fell between the cushions of your couch dude.

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Umm...no. <.< >.>
    Maybe the Giants just needed to borrow it. You should check the last place they were. So probably somewhere around their own 20.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    Definitely
    miscellaneousinsanity wrote: »
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    sorry Raijin Quickfoot but i will not settle for anything less

    How did you even find this? How did you know to look for this?

    I am fucking impressed

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Umm...no. <.< >.>
    Frankly, I’m insulted you would even suspect it could have been me.

    We’re done here, I’m leaving.

  • cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    Umm...no. <.< >.>
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    I went to Walmart last weekend to pick up a few things, set it where I always set it and now I can’t find it.

    Who here is responsible for stealing it?

    I am giving a $0.34 reward to whoever can find and return my wallet.

    It’s $0.55 if you find out who stole it and give them a proper scolding.

    It’s a medium brown leather wallet with a NY emblazoned on it in the fashion of the NY Giants Football team logo.

    wait do you mean you took it to walmart and set it down somewhere in walmart...where you always set it? or that you put it down once you were home???

    if you set it down in walmart you might as well have put down a sign saying "take me please", if someone hypothetically and allegedly saw it there and picked it up!

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    lotta people tellin' on themselves in here

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Umm...no. <.< >.>
    It was the mysterious wallet thief!!

    First they got @Moriveth , then they got me for about 4 hours before they bought it back and hid it behind my dresser, and now they got you!

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Umm...no. <.< >.>
    https://youtu.be/_Zqf35Rm1Fg

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Absolutely!
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Maybe the Giants just needed to borrow it. You should check the last place they were. So probably somewhere around their own 20.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Yeah
    of course i did

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Yeah
    something a million times dumber wrote: »
    lotta people tellin' on themselves in here

    i will never pay my debt to society

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2021
    miscellaneousinsanity wrote: »
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    sorry @Raijin Quickfoot but i will not settle for anything less

    Did...did you hold on to this for 6 years just in case I ever made a thread about losing a wallet??

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Or just like

    Searched your past posts with the word wallet in them and saw it on the first page of results

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Or just like

    Searched your past posts with the word wallet in them and saw it on the first page of results

    I don’t believe this is true.

  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    i merely remembered there being a previous wallet thread and happened to strike paydirt

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    I found it!

    Ok...my wife did...but it’s been found.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Whoever stole it...thank you for placing it on my tv stand behind a little picture.

  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    Definitely
    Now go give your wife a handy

    Them's the rules

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  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Umm...no. <.< >.>
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    If you could just return the Cherry Berry punch card you can have the rest. I was one punch away from a free frogurt!!
    The frogurt is cursed, though.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    spono wrote: »
    Now go give your wife a handy

    Them's the rules

    Maaaaaan! Do I have to?!?

  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    Now go give your wife a handy

    Them's the rules

    Maaaaaan! Do I have to?!?

    If your hand isn't cramped after you didn't do enough

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