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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative Bogart. Thread will be recycled after 100 pages.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod


    @jungleroomx probably

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »


    jungleroomx probably

    omg just listen to the hi-hat it'll anchor you to the beat, pop princess

  • aiouaaioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Yes, apologize to me Eiji-san I'm almost there

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    hahahahaha that zelda reveal

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    What the hell is this ugly Zelda game?

    smCQ5WE.jpg
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    oh shit skyward sword we got skyward sword here

    see nobody cares

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    skyward sword is the worst zelda game. DO NOT BUY THIS SHIT.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I've seen more than one Civil War cosplayer at a Cracker Barrel in my youth

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    More like

    Skyward Bored

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    this is what I would've said as a joke about what the most disappointing zelda news they could have is

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Wednesday Addams solving cases? Why? She seems just as likely to extort someone over a piece of evidence, set someone up, cover up something an Addams did, or solve it then never tell anyone and smile at the injustice of it all.

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    skyward sword is the worst zelda game. DO NOT BUY THIS SHIT.

    "New Feature: You can now play with buttons."

    I mean... taking away the one novel thing that bad game did badly doesn't make it a better game, IMO.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »

    Who will Johnny Depp play

    Everyone

    They’ll composite all the characters together in post

  • aiouaaioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    do you think they left in the absolutely bonkers speedrun glitches where you can play the game while inside the main menu

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    you may have heard this game is bad, but please hear us out

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    I've seen more than one Civil War cosplayer at a Cracker Barrel in my youth

    we reenacted the battle of animetittytam
    trust me it was a real battle
    each side was posted up on a large hill and charged down to die in the valley between

    Bless your heart.
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Splatoon 3 lets you select your fish's mohawk goty

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    lol, trying to sell this game based on BotW.

    smCQ5WE.jpg
  • WonderMinkWonderMink Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »


    jungleroomx probably

    Gonna just go hard on Tool fans like that.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    why is splatoon borderlands

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i keep seeing commercials for this naväge nose pump thing and i kind of want to just hook in and let it run forever

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    wow, they were really struggling to put together stuff for this direct

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    No Metroid Prime 4, Smash just getting another anime sword person that's half Byleth (with some recycled animations it looks like?) and half Lucina, and the worst possible Zelda remake.

    Fucking Yikes, Nintendo.

  • surfpossumsurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Today was already rough and then we found an injured rabbit in our yard on our lunch break. Probably some kinda spinal injury, nothing visible.

    Took it into the local humane society, not really sure if I want to get confirmation of it being put down or if the uncertainty is worth it.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    skyward sword is the worst zelda game. DO NOT BUY THIS SHIT.

    This thread is amazing

  • Paul GiamattiPaul Giamatti nah nahRegistered User regular
    Dpt2h1-XWk-AAEpk-J.jpg

    Who found a six pack of this under the stairs from two years ago and is still good?

  • aiouaaioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    >_>


    <_<




    skyward sword isn't that bad I mean maybe don't pay $60 for it but you could rent it or wait to catch it on sale there are some legitimately great dungeons and they did some interesting things with combat so it's not just "mash sword button"

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • surfpossumsurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Let's just check out what the big Zelda news is, that will probably help.

    Oh.


    Oh no.

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I guess covid really hit them hard

  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    Skyward Sword is great

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    joshgotro wrote: »
    Dpt2h1-XWk-AAEpk-J.jpg

    Who found a six pack of this under the stairs from two years ago and is still good?

    is it you

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • WonderMinkWonderMink Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    joshgotro wrote: »
    Dpt2h1-XWk-AAEpk-J.jpg

    Who found a six pack of this under the stairs from two years ago and is still good?

    Doughnut cookie ale huh?

    I think I have some peanut butter porter in the fridge.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • Paul GiamattiPaul Giamatti nah nahRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    joshgotro wrote: »
    Dpt2h1-XWk-AAEpk-J.jpg

    Who found a six pack of this under the stairs from two years ago and is still good?

    is it you

    No. :(

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    joshgotro wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    joshgotro wrote: »
    Dpt2h1-XWk-AAEpk-J.jpg

    Who found a six pack of this under the stairs from two years ago and is still good?

    is it you

    No. :(

    aww

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    This autoplayed after the direct. Still amazing.

    https://youtu.be/1rPxiXXxftE

    smCQ5WE.jpg
  • WonderMinkWonderMink Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    >_>


    <_<




    skyward sword isn't that bad I mean maybe don't pay $60 for it but you could rent it or wait to catch it on sale there are some legitimately great dungeons and they did some interesting things with combat so it's not just "mash sword button"

    Rent a game? Do you have a time machine?

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    skyward sword is the worst zelda game. DO NOT BUY THIS SHIT.

    "New Feature: You can now play with buttons."

    I mean... taking away the one novel thing that bad game did badly doesn't make it a better game, IMO.

    They were like "WE FIXED THE CONTROLS PLEASE GIVE IT A CHANCE"

    Guys the controls weren't even a problem. They were a minor footnote like, hey sometimes the sword drifts and you have to reset it, but you'll figure out out.

    The issue is that the game is dogshit. The companion character sucks, the items are unimaginative and single dungeon use, the world is broken up into pieces, there's no exploration, the puzzles are largely bad aside from like that one time-based area, the game hand holds so aggressively it's no fun. The story makes me want to claw my eyes out. Who asked for Link in an anime high school?!

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »


    jungleroomx probably

    Gonna just go hard on Tool fans like that.

    Tools not really math rock

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaIUrAsAjcQ

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Who asked for Link in an anime high school?!

    You know who

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