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Which Dakota is which?

StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
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Which Dakota is which? 44 votes

Dakota Johnson is North Dakota, Dakota Fanning is South Dakota
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Dakota Fanning in North Dakota, Dakota Johnson is South Dakota
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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    all dakotas are a terrible myth

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    but who represents fat dakota?

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    expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    I can't even tell you which of the women is which.

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Wow, was NOT expecting that when opening this thread!

    Glad I'm working from home...

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Dakota Johnson is North Dakota, Dakota Fanning is South Dakota
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLSFXEIO7aM

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Also, it is VERY sad when your state flag, already a bad flag design, says "The Mount Rushmore State" as its most prominent text. Take some more pride in yourselves!

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Dakota Fanning in North Dakota, Dakota Johnson is South Dakota
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    I can't even tell you which of the women is which.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Dakota Johnson is North Dakota, Dakota Fanning is South Dakota
    I don't know anything about the Dakotas other than Mount Rushmore is in South Dakota and Mount Rushmore is a hideous abomination

    And I also don't know anything about Dakota Johnson or Dakota Fanning other than Dakota Johnson clearly was sick of that dude's bullshit when she made the 50 shades movie

    So based on these two facts I would say that it would be wrong to make Dakota Johnson live in the same state as Mount Rushmore so she can be in North Dakota

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Dakota Johnson is North Dakota, Dakota Fanning is South Dakota
    Also the word Dakota is falling apart before my very eyes

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Dakota Johnson is North Dakota, Dakota Fanning is South Dakota
    Top and bottom Dakota?

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited March 2021
    Dakota Fanning in North Dakota, Dakota Johnson is South Dakota
    Solar wrote: »
    Also the word Dakota is falling apart before my very eyes

    I typed it a dozen times in close succession in the process of making this thread and it really did a number on me

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Top and bottom Dakota?

    the thirst of this post my stars

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Da'Qota should now be a Klingon word.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Dakota Fanning in North Dakota, Dakota Johnson is South Dakota
    Top and bottom Dakota?

    Given Johnson's involvement with the 50 Shades series, this just might tie this one up with a bow

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Dakota Johnson is North Dakota, Dakota Fanning is South Dakota
    The Dakotas should play the Duras Sisters in a new trek series?

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Dakota Fanning in North Dakota, Dakota Johnson is South Dakota
    There is at least 1 too many Dakotas

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    There is at least 1 too many Dakotas

    Please eliminate three

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Dakota Johnson is North Dakota, Dakota Fanning is South Dakota
    Given their body of work Johnson is the worse Dakota and is thus equivalent to the worst Dakota

    South Dakota isn't great, but at least it isn't North Dakota

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Dakota Fanning in North Dakota, Dakota Johnson is South Dakota
    North Dakota, South Dakota, Wyoming and Montana should all be mashed together into one state.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Dakota Johnson is North Dakota, Dakota Fanning is South Dakota
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    North Dakota, South Dakota, Wyoming and Montana should all be mashed together into one state.

    For political reasons, absolutely

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Dakota Fanning in North Dakota, Dakota Johnson is South Dakota
    Ringo wrote: »
    Given their body of work Johnson is the worse Dakota and is thus equivalent to the worst Dakota

    South Dakota isn't great, but at least it isn't North Dakota

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Dakota Fanning in North Dakota, Dakota Johnson is South Dakota
    Ringo wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    North Dakota, South Dakota, Wyoming and Montana should all be mashed together into one state.

    For political reasons, absolutely

    The collective megastate would still be only 3 million people. It's wild.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Dakota Johnson is North Dakota, Dakota Fanning is South Dakota
    Dakota Johnson was great in Ben and Kate, whereas I'm not sure I've ever liked Dakota Fanning in anything

    And North Dakota isn't, like, the best, but at least they didn't steal sacred Native land, deface it with the ugly mugs of imperialist bastards, and then brag about having done so on their shitty state flag

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Dakota Johnson was great in Ben and Kate, whereas I'm not sure I've ever liked Dakota Fanning in anything

    And North Dakota isn't, like, the best, but at least they didn't steal sacred Native land, deface it with the ugly mugs of imperialist bastards, and then brag about having done so on their shitty state flag

    I mean

    north dakota tried to steal native land and put a pipeline through it...

    also the fracking has hampered native lands pretty badly

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Dakota Johnson is North Dakota, Dakota Fanning is South Dakota
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qr10Bj4FYo

    The Deep South Dakota.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Dakota Fanning in North Dakota, Dakota Johnson is South Dakota
    i mixed up dakota and carolina and voted for dakota johnson as the fun carolina and dakota fanning as the nerd carolina

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited March 2021
    Dakota Fanning in North Dakota, Dakota Johnson is South Dakota
    turns out i have opinions on dakotas, but not on dakotas

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Do we really need two Dakotas?

    Do we really need two Carolinas?

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Dakota Fanning in North Dakota, Dakota Johnson is South Dakota
    yes

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    Dakota Fanning in North Dakota, Dakota Johnson is South Dakota
    dakota johnson is don johnson's daughter

    is this relevant? who can say

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Dakota Fanning in North Dakota, Dakota Johnson is South Dakota
    Ubik wrote: »
    dakota johnson is don johnson's daughter

    is this relevant? who can say

    Also her grandmother was Tippi Hedren!

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    dakota johnson is don johnson's daughter

    is this relevant? who can say

    Also her grandmother was Tippi Hedren!

    and that baby? that was albert einstein

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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    I'm voting for write-in candidate Dakota Kai who could easily kick both Dakota Johnson and Dakota Fanning's asses at once.

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Dakota Johnson is North Dakota, Dakota Fanning is South Dakota
    Dakota Fanning is really pretty. Like Gosh.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Dakota Johnson is North Dakota, Dakota Fanning is South Dakota
    Dakota Johnson doesn't give a fuck about impressing celebrity interviewers, and that's legit cool + good

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Dakota Johnson doesn't give a fuck about impressing celebrity interviewers, and that's legit cool + good

    Isn't she the one that blew the lid off Ellen being an asshole too?

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited March 2021
    Butters wrote: »
    Dakota Johnson doesn't give a fuck about impressing celebrity interviewers, and that's legit cool + good

    Isn't she the one that blew the lid off Ellen being an asshole too?

    this is the first i've heard of that but it seems pretty obvious ellen's an asshole if how she acts on her show is any indication

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