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Kinda fucked that we don't have anal glands, really. Most mammals get them! We're ripped off!
It's fucked up that my first thought upon reading this would be how it would absolutely play into being it's own kink/play into existing kinks
It might not, just because if we did have anal glands (and the scent stuff to go with them) we'd probably sniff butts all the time and it'd be so plain. Like, the sure, some peole find everything kinky, but you don't have a lot of like... smile kinks or whatever, it's just a thing that humans do.
We'd get all sorts of photographs of heads of state sniffing each other's butts though and that'd be great.
Kinda fucked that we don't have anal glands, really. Most mammals get them! We're ripped off!
It's fucked up that my first thought upon reading this would be how it would absolutely play into being it's own kink/play into existing kinks
It might not, just because if we did have anal glands (and the scent stuff to go with them) we'd probably sniff butts all the time and it'd be so plain. Like, the sure, some peole find everything kinky, but you don't have a lot of like... smile kinks or whatever, it's just a thing that humans do.
We'd get all sorts of photographs of heads of state sniffing each other's butts though and that'd be great.
Kinda fucked that we don't have anal glands, really. Most mammals get them! We're ripped off!
It's fucked up that my first thought upon reading this would be how it would absolutely play into being it's own kink/play into existing kinks
It might not, just because if we did have anal glands (and the scent stuff to go with them) we'd probably sniff butts all the time and it'd be so plain. Like, the sure, some peole find everything kinky, but you don't have a lot of like... smile kinks or whatever, it's just a thing that humans do.
We'd get all sorts of photographs of heads of state sniffing each other's butts though and that'd be great.
I mean butts serve a totally mundane purpose and some people have kinks deeply tied to them despite having a multitude of other things they could have ended up immersed in.
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The company I'm with, bought another company.
It's not really a company that does the same thing as us. I wonder if the CEO is diversifying empire building or if he's doing something else.
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Kinda fucked that we don't have anal glands, really. Most mammals get them! We're ripped off!
It's fucked up that my first thought upon reading this would be how it would absolutely play into being it's own kink/play into existing kinks
It might not, just because if we did have anal glands (and the scent stuff to go with them) we'd probably sniff butts all the time and it'd be so plain. Like, the sure, some peole find everything kinky, but you don't have a lot of like... smile kinks or whatever, it's just a thing that humans do.
We'd get all sorts of photographs of heads of state sniffing each other's butts though and that'd be great.
Hmmm, I am not so sure about this
Someone's going to have any given thing as a kink, but kinks aren't equally common. A lot more people want to be tied up than want to be peed on, and a lot more people want to be peed on than cannibalized. Sniffing butts would be a kink for someone, but if it's so usual as to be mundane, it's going to be less common.
I just got into it with our security guard. He is so invested in stopping theft and I’m like- listen, I will do the things I’m empowered to do. That list of things is very small. And he kept using verbiage like, well, I *notified* you so I’m not sure what else I can do *crossed arms*
Nothing! Same as me! We have strict non confrontation policies. We are insured against theft. Fucking… stop acting like you did your job by telling me and now I’m ignoring it or shirking my job duties. You giant self important asshole.
These would seem to be at cross purposes
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
I just got into it with our security guard. He is so invested in stopping theft and I’m like- listen, I will do the things I’m empowered to do. That list of things is very small. And he kept using verbiage like, well, I *notified* you so I’m not sure what else I can do *crossed arms*
Nothing! Same as me! We have strict non confrontation policies. We are insured against theft. Fucking… stop acting like you did your job by telling me and now I’m ignoring it or shirking my job duties. You giant self important asshole.
Kinda fucked that we don't have anal glands, really. Most mammals get them! We're ripped off!
It's fucked up that my first thought upon reading this would be how it would absolutely play into being it's own kink/play into existing kinks
It might not, just because if we did have anal glands (and the scent stuff to go with them) we'd probably sniff butts all the time and it'd be so plain. Like, the sure, some peole find everything kinky, but you don't have a lot of like... smile kinks or whatever, it's just a thing that humans do.
We'd get all sorts of photographs of heads of state sniffing each other's butts though and that'd be great.
Hmmm, I am not so sure about this
Someone's going to have any given thing as a kink, but kinks aren't equally common. A lot more people want to be tied up than want to be peed on, and a lot more people want to be peed on than cannibalized. Sniffing butts would be a kink for someone, but if it's so usual as to be mundane, it's going to be less common.
What people want to do vs. what is safe for them to admit to.
Kinda fucked that we don't have anal glands, really. Most mammals get them! We're ripped off!
It's fucked up that my first thought upon reading this would be how it would absolutely play into being it's own kink/play into existing kinks
It might not, just because if we did have anal glands (and the scent stuff to go with them) we'd probably sniff butts all the time and it'd be so plain. Like, the sure, some peole find everything kinky, but you don't have a lot of like... smile kinks or whatever, it's just a thing that humans do.
We'd get all sorts of photographs of heads of state sniffing each other's butts though and that'd be great.
Or we would milk the anal glands of our most cherished celebrities and sell bottles of their ass perfume.
Kinda fucked that we don't have anal glands, really. Most mammals get them! We're ripped off!
It's fucked up that my first thought upon reading this would be how it would absolutely play into being it's own kink/play into existing kinks
It might not, just because if we did have anal glands (and the scent stuff to go with them) we'd probably sniff butts all the time and it'd be so plain. Like, the sure, some peole find everything kinky, but you don't have a lot of like... smile kinks or whatever, it's just a thing that humans do.
We'd get all sorts of photographs of heads of state sniffing each other's butts though and that'd be great.
Or we would milk the anal glands of our most cherished celebrities and sell bottles of their ass perfume.
God, thinking about it makes all these perfume commercials even more awkward for my currently glandless perspective.
"I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."
Kinda fucked that we don't have anal glands, really. Most mammals get them! We're ripped off!
It's fucked up that my first thought upon reading this would be how it would absolutely play into being it's own kink/play into existing kinks
It might not, just because if we did have anal glands (and the scent stuff to go with them) we'd probably sniff butts all the time and it'd be so plain. Like, the sure, some peole find everything kinky, but you don't have a lot of like... smile kinks or whatever, it's just a thing that humans do.
We'd get all sorts of photographs of heads of state sniffing each other's butts though and that'd be great.
Or we would milk the anal glands of our most cherished celebrities and sell bottles of their ass perfume.
God, thinking about it makes all these perfume commercials even more awkward for my currently glandless perspective.
Why smell like your own ass when you could smell like the butt of the person your partner wishes you smelled like?
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Every Instagram ad I see has hundreds of comments telling the company their ad is shit and their product is shit
Being a social media manager must be just horrible
Could you imagine a world like Mad Men where there was a line of people outside Don Draper's office every day, from 9:00 AM to 4:00 PM telling him his latest ad campaign sucked...
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you didnt leave a light on for them and they ran into a chair
i'd be angry too!
It might not, just because if we did have anal glands (and the scent stuff to go with them) we'd probably sniff butts all the time and it'd be so plain. Like, the sure, some peole find everything kinky, but you don't have a lot of like... smile kinks or whatever, it's just a thing that humans do.
We'd get all sorts of photographs of heads of state sniffing each other's butts though and that'd be great.
Hmmm, I am not so sure about this
I mean butts serve a totally mundane purpose and some people have kinks deeply tied to them despite having a multitude of other things they could have ended up immersed in.
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It's not really a company that does the same thing as us. I wonder if the CEO is diversifying empire building or if he's doing something else.
Someone's going to have any given thing as a kink, but kinks aren't equally common. A lot more people want to be tied up than want to be peed on, and a lot more people want to be peed on than cannibalized. Sniffing butts would be a kink for someone, but if it's so usual as to be mundane, it's going to be less common.
These would seem to be at cross purposes
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Security theater.
What people want to do vs. what is safe for them to admit to.
God, thinking about it makes all these perfume commercials even more awkward for my currently glandless perspective.
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Oh no, it would just mean extra horrible videos where they pop gland pimples. So many amazing new STIs.
Why smell like your own ass when you could smell like the butt of the person your partner wishes you smelled like?
God humans are gross.
Being a social media manager must be just horrible
Could you imagine a world like Mad Men where there was a line of people outside Don Draper's office every day, from 9:00 AM to 4:00 PM telling him his latest ad campaign sucked...
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On Facebook there was an ad for a Netflix show which appears to star a man who is gay, black, and somewhat effeminate.
The comments are not surprising but they are very sad.