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  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    The process is basically just bandying likely names about and everyone saying hmmm maybe and then someone will get round to asking them at some point. The criteria is nebulous but I think everyone sort of knows the kind of person that would fit.

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Kinda fucked that we don't have anal glands, really. Most mammals get them! We're ripped off!

    It's fucked up that my first thought upon reading this would be how it would absolutely play into being it's own kink/play into existing kinks

    It might not, just because if we did have anal glands (and the scent stuff to go with them) we'd probably sniff butts all the time and it'd be so plain. Like, the sure, some peole find everything kinky, but you don't have a lot of like... smile kinks or whatever, it's just a thing that humans do.

    We'd get all sorts of photographs of heads of state sniffing each other's butts though and that'd be great.

    Hmmm, I am not so sure about this

    Someone's going to have any given thing as a kink, but kinks aren't equally common. A lot more people want to be tied up than want to be peed on, and a lot more people want to be peed on than cannibalized. Sniffing butts would be a kink for someone, but if it's so usual as to be mundane, it's going to be less common.
    Bogart wrote: »
    Mods are created when an existing mod attaches themselves to the face of a host and lays an egg in their torso. Once the baby mod is large enough it will be born in a beautiful shower of blood and intestines, baptised with the screams of its unsuspecting host.

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Mods are created when an existing mod attaches themselves to the face of a host and lays an egg in their torso. Once the baby mod is large enough it will be born in a beautiful shower of blood and intestines, baptised with the screams of its unsuspecting host.

    Bogey you know my next question then would be who did VC get and who did The Cat get? I can't not ask that.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    The process is basically just bandying likely names about and everyone saying hmmm maybe and then someone will get round to asking them at some point. The criteria is nebulous but I think everyone sort of knows the kind of person that would fit.

    It's still magical.

    Also I still use that crossbow you sent me years ago.

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Hahaha I think that may be the best present I’ve ever bought anyone in the world, so that’s cool.

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Hahaha I think that may be the best present I’ve ever bought anyone in the world, so that’s cool.

    I have not had to use the Israeli tourniquet. I DID put a laser sight on the crossbow and that thing fucking flings bolts.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Ooh dang

    We might be getting a Justified spinoff

    But the only Justified spinoff I want is Tattooine Marshals

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Ooh dang

    We might be getting a Justified spinoff

    But the only Justified spinoff I want is Tattooine Marshals

    Oh shit, who all's involved?

    If it's the same writers I'm mega down.

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Ooh dang

    We might be getting a Justified spinoff

    But the only Justified spinoff I want is Tattooine Marshals

    Is it Raylan and Boyd's kids? Cause if so I owe @Preacher like five bucks.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    I need to finish that series.

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    The process is basically just bandying likely names about and everyone saying hmmm maybe and then someone will get round to asking them at some point. The criteria is nebulous but I think everyone sort of knows the kind of person that would fit.
    can i be a mod

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Asking to be a mod automatically disqualifies you.

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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Ooh dang

    We might be getting a Justified spinoff

    But the only Justified spinoff I want is Tattooine Marshals

    Oh shit, who all's involved?

    If it's the same writers I'm mega down.

    Apparently it’s the original Justified team, but the setting is Detroit??

    Olyphant is expected to return, but it’s unclear at this time in what capacity


    I’d much rather see a spinoff in Miami with Raylan and Karen

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Bogart wrote: »
    The process is basically just bandying likely names about and everyone saying hmmm maybe and then someone will get round to asking them at some point. The criteria is nebulous but I think everyone sort of knows the kind of person that would fit.

    this is all true but also there is a "The Running Man" segment to the process that we underpublicize for obvious reasons

  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    I mean the criteria probably fall along the line of:

    - Active, contributing member
    - Doesn't generate a bunch of reports that have merit
    - Doesn't report people in a craven manner (IE merited or not, they're not targeted simply because you disagree)
    - Poor enough judgement to say yes

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Think I’m going to get a rhino beetle tattooed next

    Only question is whether to the top down shot with wings or something more isometric so it looks like it’s charging

    How about it charging, but at like a pebble or something kind of Skottie Young style

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  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Neglecting to ask to be a mod is grounds for disqualification.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Think I’m going to get a rhino beetle tattooed next

    Only question is whether to the top down shot with wings or something more isometric so it looks like it’s charging

    Rhino beetle charging, got it

    :draws bettle holding an American Express card while a clerk rolls a big ball of poop into a bag:

  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    The process is basically just bandying likely names about and everyone saying hmmm maybe and then someone will get round to asking them at some point. The criteria is nebulous but I think everyone sort of knows the kind of person that would fit.

    this is all true but also there is a "The Running Man" segment to the process that we underpublicize for obvious reasons

    Confirm / deny: is there an opera singer involved?

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    The process is basically just bandying likely names about and everyone saying hmmm maybe and then someone will get round to asking them at some point. The criteria is nebulous but I think everyone sort of knows the kind of person that would fit.

    this is all true but also there is a "The Running Man" segment to the process that we underpublicize for obvious reasons

    Would one have to survive a gauntlet of lethal foes or do the popular dance?

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Asking to be a mod automatically disqualifies you.

    I would make the joke of "CAN I BE A MOD THEN LOL" but

    c'mon

  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    I am hesitantly optimistic, since Justified went out on its own terms and did so well. I didn't feel like it had a single bad season, honestly.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    edited March 2021
    Tav wrote: »

    I've scrolled by this post about a hundred and sixty-seven times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it

    jungleroomx on
  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    I am hesitantly optimistic, since Justified went out on its own terms and did so well. I didn't feel like it had a single bad season, honestly.

    The Crow season was a bit of a dud on the whole since apparently one of the antagonists had to be written off the show abruptly and it supposedly fucked up the whole thing.

    It's sins are probably way easier to forgive when not watching week

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    but you don't have a lot of like... smile kinks or whatever, it's just a thing that humans do.

    I didn't think I did until I watched that Daisy Ridley video the other day

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »

    but skype sucks

    skype has always sucked

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    RedTide wrote: »
    Bethryn wrote: »
    I am hesitantly optimistic, since Justified went out on its own terms and did so well. I didn't feel like it had a single bad season, honestly.

    The Crow season was a bit of a dud on the whole since apparently one of the antagonists had to be written off the show abruptly and it supposedly fucked up the whole thing.

    It's sins are probably way easier to forgive when not watching week
    Yeah, that guy getting written off was really sad since he had great presence.

    But the end of the season being the lawyer sister blowing the main antagonist's balls off and then Raylan getting to lean in and whisper "didn't I tell you you'd wish I'da killed you?" was perfect.

    Also the resolution to the whole "you ever hear of the 21 foot rule?"

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I think as an adult I'd be less terrified to find myself awake in the woods tied to a tree with a chainsaw in the background than I would be if I were six feet away from Raylan Givens and his hand was already in his coat. That's how powerful that character was on screen.

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    AAAHHHH

    I had interviewed for that good job in December, and I was all nervous because it'd be legit a big deal for me but I ended up not getting it.

    The company just emailed me letting me know that they've opened up another position of the same job title, and asked if I would like to interview with them again.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    I think as an adult I'd be less terrified to find myself awake in the woods tied to a tree with a chainsaw in the background than I would be if I were six feet away from Raylan Givens and his hand was already in his coat. That's how powerful that character was on screen.
    Some of that's also probably because if the tree thing happened you'd just be like "I've been training for this."

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »

    but skype sucks

    skype has always sucked

    Well yes

    The product not being good is kind of the point of these CEO videos.


    Also getting to watch Brennan have a melt down

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    I think as an adult I'd be less terrified to find myself awake in the woods tied to a tree with a chainsaw in the background than I would be if I were six feet away from Raylan Givens and his hand was already in his coat. That's how powerful that character was on screen.
    Some of that's also probably because if the tree thing happened you'd just be like "I've been training for this."

    Maybe, but I just think in that situation I'd, somewhere in my lizard brain, think escape was possible. With Raylan already drawing, no.

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  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0B5mGxN6dA

    This remains one of my favourite exchanges on TV ever.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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