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1 Billions Lions vs 1 of Every Pokemon

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    1 Billion Lions
    There are only 20,000 lions in the wild

    1 billion is a lot more lions

    and what are 1 billion lions with 1 objective if not a pride

    I dunno are they all lionesses or are they male lions or what

    Male lions aren't great at working together

    Neither are like, any of the legendary pokemon

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    There are only 20,000 lions in the wild

    1 billion is a lot more lions

    and what are 1 billion lions with 1 objective if not a pride

    I dunno are they all lionesses or are they male lions or what

    Male lions aren't great at working together

    Neither are like, any of the legendary pokemon

    There are legendary pokemon whose entire job is making the other legendary pokemon work together though.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    I think this is a fake question because they would both get really bored and just stop

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    1 Billion Lions
    That's an average of over a million lions per pokemon.

    Even the strongest pokemon could beat a few thousand lions, tops.

    Also pokemon only make their opponents faint, but lions go for the kill. By the time a pokemon reached the end of their designated million lions, most of the defeated lions would have woken up again already.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    That's an average of over a million lions per pokemon.

    Even the strongest pokemon could beat a few thousand lions, tops.

    Also pokemon only make their opponents faint, but lions go for the kill. By the time a pokemon reached the end of their designated million lions, most of the defeated lions would have woken up again already.

    no those lions are fucking gone because no one's invented a Lion Center yet

    absolutely every lion who gets taken out is taken out for good

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
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    There are several pokemon that can fly literally forever and can shoot laser beams and shit eventually they would win.

    Or Origin Kyogre would just drown them all. Hella team kill on that though.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    can you imagine being lion 10,000

    like congratulations you just scraped by into the first 1% of lions

    and it's still gonna take you like a fucking week of being queued up to get to the fight

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    1 Billion Lions
    Lions don't need a Lion Center to wake up, one of their powers is that they can just wake up on their own.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Lions don't need a Lion Center to wake up, one of their powers is that they can just wake up on their own.

    the Sleep status is completely different than Fainting From Zero Hit Points

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    you, the human reading this, will die before it finishes telling you how much damage each lion took from stealth rock

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    1 Billion Lions
    Lions don't need a Lion Center to wake up, one of their powers is that they can just wake up on their own.

    the Sleep status is completely different than Fainting From Zero Hit Points

    That only applies to Pokemon.

    Lions play by different rules.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    strictly speaking, the first rule lions play by is "i'm not getting into a fight with something that can actually hurt me i'm gonna go eat that fuckin baby deer"

    who coerced the lions into this fight. is someone psychically controlling them and coercing them into this bodily rush? this whole thing doesn't add up

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
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    A billion is many lions, but also like, there basically half a billion different Pokemon now

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    strictly speaking, the first rule lions play by is "i'm not getting into a fight with something that can actually hurt me i'm gonna go eat that fuckin baby deer"

    who coerced the lions into this fight. is someone psychically controlling them and coercing them into this bodily rush? this whole thing doesn't add up

    A billion lion tamers versus one pokemon trainer per pokemon.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    1 Billion Lions
    If you had a dollar for every lion, you'd be a billionaire, and that's a fucked up amount of money! You'd better believe it's also a fucked up number of lions!

    Conversely, if you managed to catch one of each pokemon, maybe you're a bit of a nerd but it's not fucked up level of nerdery.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    every time you beat up a kid in a pokemon battle you get like $750

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    1 Billion Lions
    There are less than 1000 pokemon. Pokemon can have at most 4 moves. Each move won't have more than 50 pp. That's 200,000 attacks to defeat one billion lions. Each pokemon would need to defeat more than 5,000 lions per attack. I don't think that's feasible.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    SLyM wrote: »
    There are less than 1000 pokemon. Pokemon can have at most 4 moves. Each move won't have more than 50 pp. That's 200,000 attacks to defeat one billion lions. Each pokemon would need to defeat more than 5,000 lions per attack. I don't think that's feasible.

    someone's never played against a good entry hazard team

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    H0b0manH0b0man Registered User regular
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    There might be a billion lions, but they can only attack in groups of 6.

    6 lions ain't gonna do shit to wear down most Pokémon.

    Only way Pokémon lose is if they get bored having to go through that many lions and quit.

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
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    Steelix could just burrow a mile below ground and eat rocks and chill till all the lions starve to death

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    turtleant wrote: »
    Steelix could just burrow a mile below ground and eat rocks and chill till all the lions starve to death

    oh like 90% of the lions are starving to death win or lose here, just from the queue situation

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    AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
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    honestly all the field hazards alone would ruin the lions

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Pokemon
    What about if we gave every lion a gun

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    but seriously lions are just Big Cats you think you can get your cat to fight a pokemon? you can not. your cat will walk into an invisible floating rock and say "fuck THIS"

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    pokemon lore sounds dumb as shit

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Pokemon
    Javen wrote: »
    pokemon lore sounds dumb as shit

    Pokedex entries have been varying shades of stupid from the very beginning.

    The Sun/Moon one was particularly goofy though.

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Pokemon
    Isn’t there a cicada shell ghost with one health and cannot take damage unless it’s super effective?

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Pokemon
    I choose to believe that every pokedex entry is true

    Especially when they contradict each other

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Pokemon
    onix (sp) could just roll over them and lions csn not bite through large rocks

    1 pokemon beats a billion lions simply by moving normally

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    What's the mass of a billion lions? Would they form their own planet with a gravitational pull that couldn't be escaped? If so they'd be a threat even when dead.

    You'd still have to disallow the God Pokémon though.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
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    SLyM wrote: »
    There are less than 1000 pokemon. Pokemon can have at most 4 moves. Each move won't have more than 50 pp. That's 200,000 attacks to defeat one billion lions. Each pokemon would need to defeat more than 5,000 lions per attack. I don't think that's feasible.

    Looks like you don't know about Stealth Rock

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
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    Javen wrote: »
    pokemon lore sounds dumb as shit

    There's a ghost that looks like a balloon that straight up murders children

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Pokemon
    1 billion lions could definitely beat 7 billion people.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    Pokemon
    and a cactus that follows people lost in the desert to eat them when they are too weak to fight back

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    pokemon lore sounds dumb as shit

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    ChallChall Registered User regular
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    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    1 billion lions could definitely beat 7 billion people.

    A lion is just a big cat. If I had a tin of tuna and a ball of yarn I could kill 10 while they were distracted. Not that I would do that, but it would probably work.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Pokemon
    Imagine what a billion lions roaring simultaneously would sound like

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Pokemon
    What generation is lions

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    turtleant wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    pokemon lore sounds dumb as shit

    Pokedex entries have been varying shades of stupid from the very beginning.

    The Sun/Moon one was particularly goofy though.

    This seems to track with the fact that Dr Oak is usually in charge of giving you the pokedex, and he seems actually pretty dumb when it comes to pokemon.

    I hope a future game comes out where it's revealed that pokemon entries are basically just fanfiction and no one knows shit.

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