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Professional Container Ship Drift Racing

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    They are probably not concerned about saving the ever given's cargo, just dumping it next to the canal is good enough for their purposes.

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  • DessertedDesserted Dessert desertRegistered User regular
    So what you're saying is there's going to be a boatload of free stuff for whoever makes the trip out there?

  • CarpyCarpy Registered User regular
    They are probably not concerned about saving the ever given's cargo, just dumping it next to the canal is good enough for their purposes.

    The cargo is an Evergreen money problem, the lost pilot and transit fees are an Egypt money problem.

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    You can make a really good house out of sea containers as the base structure

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Desserted wrote: »
    So what you're saying is there's going to be a boatload of free stuff for whoever makes the trip out there?

    literally how far are you willing to go to get a 3080?

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Who would win, 1 container ship or 100 tug boats?

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    Who would win, 1 container ship or 100 tug boats?

    Right now?

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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Desserted wrote: »
    So what you're saying is there's going to be a boatload of free stuff for whoever makes the trip out there?

    literally how far are you willing to go to get a 3080?

    I mean.......

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Desserted wrote: »
    So what you're saying is there's going to be a boatload of free stuff for whoever makes the trip out there?

    literally how far are you willing to go to get a 3080?

    3090 and a 5950X could be worth the trip.

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  • QuantumTurkQuantumTurk Registered User regular
    Prohass wrote: »
    I worked for Malaysia international shipping corporation in Australia when I first left high school, and I sometimes get panic dreams about getting release forms wrong for couriers and having them come back screaming at me cos the client can’t get their container released.

    Which, fair enough, but also, I’m straight out of high school with no experience. Also the lady that got me the job used to like try and racistly bond with me over how incompetent she thought the two Indian guys I worked with were by like eye rolling at me behind their backs, when in reality I fucking loathed her and those guys were super helpful and patient with me. I was too young and stupid to say anything to her other than politely and awkwardly smile when she tried to imply they were bad at their jobs.

    I ended up burning out cos I was just a dumb high school kid with no idea what I wanted to do, and I would get clients asking me like the tax percentage of stuff and I’d have no idea and I finally freaked out once and just started hanging up and then quit at the end of the day, I felt bad cos the higher ups were going to send me on a training course, but I was carrying a dark secret; I was, still am, and always will be, terrible at math. And I think math was probably going to be important for that job

    Also I didn’t drink at the time and when the boss offered me a beer I said “oh nah I’ll just have a coke thanks” and he said in a thick Indian accent “oh you’re into the hard stuff then are you?” and I always remember that line when I drink coke and now always call it the hard stuff

    That is a really great dad/uncle level joke for non drinkers and I'm stealing it.
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Desserted wrote: »
    So what you're saying is there's going to be a boatload of free stuff for whoever makes the trip out there?

    literally how far are you willing to go to get a container full of 3080?

  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    Who would win, 1 container ship or 100 tug boats?

    Define win?

    Sheer horsepower? Tugboats every time

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    1. Lost pilot?
    2. How do tugjobsboats have so much power

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    1. Lost pilot?
    2. How do tugjobsboats have so much power

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM-TbGzy194

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    1. Lost pilot?
    2. How do tugjobsboats have so much power

    They're basically an engine with a steering wheel strapped to it.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited March 2021
    A train engine no less, 27k horsepower

    I wonder how much horsepower a living Pokédex or 1 billion ants has

    ::snicker::how much hp does 1 billion horses have

    Captain Inertia on
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    I love tuggers

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I love tuggers

    This is a 13 plus forum

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    ::snicker::how much hp does 1 billion horses have

    Lets see here, carry the one, fractionalize the numerator, divide by pi ....

    78!

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    A train engine no less, 27k horsepower

    I wonder how much horsepower a living Pokédex or 1 billion ants has

    ::snicker::how much hp does 1 billion horses have

    14.9 billion horse power approximately

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    How much horsepower could a billion ants generate

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    How much horsepower could a billion ants generate

    You could probably run Doom with em

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    How much horsepower could a billion ants generate

    You could probably run Doom with em

    What about Crysis?

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    I'm surprised this ship's step brother hasn't come by to help her get unstuck yet.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    I'm surprised this ship's step brother hasn't come by to help her get unstuck yet.

    Pounded in the Stern by my Tugboat Stepbrother: A Chuck Tingle Nautical Tale

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2021
    Eight years from now there's going to be a docu-drama about this stupid ship with all manner of overused camera zoom and dramatic narration

    Weaver on
  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Eight years from now there's going to be a docu-drama about this stupid ship with all manner of overused camera zoom and dramatic narration

    In the far future historians will accidently tie this and the gamestop fiasco together.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
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  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    Xpost from d&d, but this is my favorite meme and I feel it in my bones.

  • ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Eight years from now there's going to be a docu-drama about this stupid ship with all manner of overused camera zoom and dramatic narration

    There's already pandemic movies. I'd give it more like eight months.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Reynolds wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Eight years from now there's going to be a docu-drama about this stupid ship with all manner of overused camera zoom and dramatic narration

    There's already pandemic movies. I'd give it more like eight months.

    I hope they insert a shitty love triangle sub-plot

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  • ChallChall Registered User regular

    I bet Michael Bay also has some ideas about how to deal with that boat.

  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular

    Is Wener Herzog known for something in particular?

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular

    Is Wener Herzog known for something in particular?

    Menace, dread...silence.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    Sometimes I sell my stuff on Ebay
  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    I enjoy old memes being remixed with the boat

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular

    Is Wener Herzog known for something in particular?

    He's a director of both documentary and fictional features. This particular tweet is a reference to Fitzcarraldo, a fictional movie Herzog directed about the miserable process of moving a big boat

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I surprised no one has made a Ever Giving x Loss meme yet.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    'I understand French, but I refuse to speak it." is some primo Bavarian shade

  • ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    Reynolds wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Eight years from now there's going to be a docu-drama about this stupid ship with all manner of overused camera zoom and dramatic narration

    There's already pandemic movies. I'd give it more like eight months.

    I hope they insert a shitty love triangle sub-plot

    Like between the boat, a sub and...the digger?

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