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You vs 1 billion ants

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    You
    I'm originally from Texas, I've eliminated entire fire ant colonies as a child.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Imagine an ant bit you on your eyeball or dick

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
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    y'all played shadow of the colossus? it's gonna go like that except there's a billion video game protagonists coming for you instead of one

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    TefTef Registered User regular
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    I've seen ants, maybe like a thousand of em, strip a 400kg bullock carcass in a matter of hours. You're kidding yourself if you think you stand a chance

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    1 billion ants
    Like I’m no Eternatus or Kyogre with broken attack stats and moves that hit everything

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    1 billion ants
    Swarms of animals can sometimes make me real nauseous so I'll probably just see 'em and keel right over then and there

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
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    End wrote: »
    The ants scare me way less than whoever got eighty three thousand different species of ants to all fight me at once

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
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    Not proud of it, but back during my youth on an army training exercise we dug up two different ant hives and plopped the swarms down on each other. Smaller black ants won out over the slightly larger red ants, until this giant beetle showed up and started ripping through the black ant line.

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
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    Weaver wrote: »
    Not proud of it, but back during my youth on an army training exercise we dug up two different ant hives and plopped the swarms down on each other. Smaller black ants won out over the slightly larger red ants, until this giant beetle showed up and started ripping through the black ant line.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
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    We'd spent weeks getting eaten alive by summer Carolina bugs so there was aggression to be spent in droves.

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    ChallChall Registered User regular
    The best day will be when we can live on the Moon, where there are no ants or creepy crawlies.

    The worst day will be when we realize we have accidentally seeded the Moon with ants and they have even evolved to live outside the colonies and now we have goddamn Moon Ants.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    You
    This thread is entomological poppycock.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    If they decided to attach consecutively, rather than concurrently, you'd have to fend off an ant every second, for nearly 32 years.

    I don't think anyone can stay awake for that long. If you ever slept, you'd be overrun.

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    asofyeunasofyeun Registered User regular
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    i am assuming that i am in the conditions of my current situation upon seeing the question when the ants attack

    given that I am in my boxers, at a computer, in an apartment where my most advanced bug-killing equipment is a fly swatter

    i'm pretty sure i wouldn't make it

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    1 billion ants
    https://youtube.com/watch?v=1O_bcU3TPrk

    Thankfully I go everywhere in my fencer exoskeleton for exactly this situation

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    8k bullet ants plus multiples of 8k army ants?

    Yeah fuck that.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
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    The only ants I know I could take are those honeypot ants what got the big sweet butts you can eat.

    In any other situation I'm just gonna lay down on the ground and let the ants pull me apart at the molecular level.

    I ain't even gonna fight it. I would welcome it, even.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    1 billion ants
    You vs a billion ants but you are 200 feet tall

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
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    Fencingsax wrote: »
    8k bullet ants plus multiples of 8k army ants?

    Yeah fuck that.

    I mean the army ants are definitely way too busy beating the shit out of each other or enslaving the other ant species to bother with you.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    1 billion ants
    Turn the ants against each other, hm?

    A cunning and devious plan. Ants are notorious racists.

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    ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    1 billion ants
    I would fucking die

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    1 billion ants
    one ant is highly effective against me

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2021
    You
    I also have all manner of chemicals about. I can create a choke point of no surface tension and then spray the ants with a combo of dilute acidic cleaners and hot air. It's like if god wanted you to eat mustard gas while spinning your limbs in goo.

    Weaver on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I would send them to Ant Hell

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/10277289/cannibal-ants-nuclear-bunker-poland/
    Trapped within the walls of the underground nuclear bunker for several years, scientists were surprised to find the wood ant colony thriving.

    Experts discovered the bizarre group in 2013 while researching bats in the same bunker, which was used to store nuclear weapons in the Soviet era.

    Ants that littered the floor peaked researchers' interest as they were almost entirely workers, and had no obvious food source.

    ...

    Each year, a large number of ants falls down one of the bunker's long ventilation shafts, topping up the colony's numbers.

    Amazingly, that means the colony has thrived without light, food, or any means to reproduce.

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    "Here we show that the ‘colony’ in the bunker survived and grew thanks to an influx of workers from the source nest above the bunker," the authors said.

    The group survived using "mass consumption of corpses of the imprisoned nest-mates", they added.

    The colony has grown to the size of what would be a large colony in the outside world, researchers said.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
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    Winky wrote: »
    I would send them to Ant Hell

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/10277289/cannibal-ants-nuclear-bunker-poland/
    Trapped within the walls of the underground nuclear bunker for several years, scientists were surprised to find the wood ant colony thriving.

    Experts discovered the bizarre group in 2013 while researching bats in the same bunker, which was used to store nuclear weapons in the Soviet era.

    Ants that littered the floor peaked researchers' interest as they were almost entirely workers, and had no obvious food source.

    ...

    Each year, a large number of ants falls down one of the bunker's long ventilation shafts, topping up the colony's numbers.

    Amazingly, that means the colony has thrived without light, food, or any means to reproduce.

    ...

    "Here we show that the ‘colony’ in the bunker survived and grew thanks to an influx of workers from the source nest above the bunker," the authors said.

    The group survived using "mass consumption of corpses of the imprisoned nest-mates", they added.

    The colony has grown to the size of what would be a large colony in the outside world, researchers said.

    Holy shit

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
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    Last resort I could dive out of my window, run across the street, and jump in the channel.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Ants can swim

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    1 billion ants
    Could you defeat one billion aunts

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Weaver wrote: »
    Last resort I could dive out of my window, run across the street, and jump in the channel.

    Water doesn't stop ants.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    1 billion ants
    I would challenge the ants to send forth their strongest ant warrior to face me in single combat.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    1 billion ants
    One of the most terrifying things in the world are fire ant flotillas after a flood.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    1 billion ants
    I would also challenge the aunts to send forth their strongest Lisa to face me in single combat.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
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    Not all ant species raft, and the ones that do raft with the flow of water.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    1 billion ants
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Ants can swim

    they can

    but they don't need to
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUNKQqCRFuQ

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    You
    Y'all are imagining some super breed of specifically designed anti-human ant.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    1 billion ants
    Oh noooo a thumbnail with ants

    I am undone already

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    You
    Could you defeat one billion aunts

    Oh god even the strongest can't defeat an agro aunt, you just learn to hide.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    You
    ants ain't shit. all you gotta do is kill the queen

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
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    Juggernut wrote: »
    I would challenge the ants to send forth their strongest ant warrior to face me in single combat.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
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    Weaver wrote: »
    I also have all manner of chemicals about. I can create a choke point of no surface tension and then spray the ants with a combo of dilute acidic cleaners and hot air. It's like if god wanted you to eat mustard gas while spinning your limbs in goo.

    the ants corpses fill the pool you were drowning them in. They are now walking over a bridge of their own bodies, WDYD

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