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Tef

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Are you a Griffindor? Hufflepuff? Green Power Ranger? Anarcho-Syndicalist?

Find out today! https://leftvalues.github.io/

Tef

Weaver

That website has horrific design, I got seven questions in before my eyes were strained.

Styrofoam Sammich

13.2% conservative huh Tef? Up against the wall.

Tef

Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »

13.2% conservative huh Tef? Up against the wall.

We both knew this day would eventually come

alt post: put up or shut up homie!!!

Hacksaw

I'm whatever one wants people to have housing, food and water, healthcare, and financial security.

Styrofoam Sammich

Tef wrote: »

Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »

13.2% conservative huh Tef? Up against the wall.

We both knew this day would eventually come

alt post: put up or shut up homie!!!

In an intj

Tallahasseeriel

I got council communist whatever that is. I should probably read about it because honestly some questions I marked neutral just because I don't know enough.

Shorty

eco-anarchist chums

Javen

I think I remember this being posted here before. I just said no last time but I didn't want to just write it off without knowing so I finished all the questions.

It's very bad! It's basically astrology or one of those personality tests that can be massively swayed by factors such as where you're taking the test, how your day has been going, and whether or not you're hungry at that moment.

Anyway I'm an eco-anarchist, with 1st/2nd/3rd runners up being anarcho-communism, council communism, and democratic socialism

tynic

Not to get nerdy in here of all places, but those questions have a very particular Marx-Engels framing and (to me) would do well to include some other socialist and redistributive philosophies.
Lack of nuance? on an internet poll? of all places?? I know!

Poorochondriac

I'm just a lil boat, stuck in a canal

Shorty

tynic wrote: »

Not to get nerdy in here of all places, but those questions have a very particular Marx-Engels framing and (to me) would do well to include some other socialist and redistributive philosophies.
Lack of nuance? on an internet poll? of all places?? I know!

yeah there's a lot that I marked as neutral simply because my answer was more like "well kind of but you see the thing is--wait, come back"

Tef

Hacksaw wrote: »

I'm whatever one wants people to have housing, food and water, healthcare, and financial security.

ChicoBlue

I am the one that is the cutest and most charming and has a lot of friends, but is also mysterious and alluring.

100% on that axis.

Javen

I pretty much checked out whenever a question included the word 'inevitable' of which there were several

tynic

something a million times dumber wrote: »

tynic wrote: »

Not to get nerdy in here of all places, but those questions have a very particular Marx-Engels framing and (to me) would do well to include some other socialist and redistributive philosophies.
Lack of nuance? on an internet poll? of all places?? I know!

yeah there's a lot that I marked as neutral simply because my answer was more like "well kind of but you see the thing is--wait, come back"

Nevetherless I ended up branded as an eco-Marxist, which, yeah that's fairly close tbh.

Lalabox

im Divergent and i can experience all human emotions

Tef

Javen wrote: »

I think I remember this being posted here before. I just said no last time but I didn't want to just write it off without knowing so I finished all the questions.

It's very bad! It's basically astrology or one of those personality tests that can be massively swayed by factors such as where you're taking the test, how your day has been going, and whether or not you're hungry at that moment.

Anyway I'm an eco-anarchist, with 1st/2nd/3rd runners up being anarcho-communism, council communism, and democratic socialism

that's such a Rachel thing to say

Lanz

I think this is the second time it has told me I’m a centrist Marxist

I’m further from Democratic Socialist than I keep thinking I’m going to end up

Weaver

This thread is political poppycock.

Tallahasseeriel

Weaver wrote: »

This thread is political poppycock.

Like the snack mix?

Winky

https://leftvalues.github.io/results.html?a=60.3&b=64.1&c=10.0&d=83.9&e=32.7&f=34.7&g=7.4

I think it just gives you Eco-Anarchist if your eco score is more than 50

Alt post:

https://leftvalues.github.io/results.html?a=100&b=0&c=0&d=100&e=0&f=0&g=0

LOOK AT ME I AM THE ANARCHEST

Lanz

Alternately: CONTOLISM WOO LEAVE THE EARTH, MOVE TO SPACE, PRESERVE THE BIOSPHERE, PREFERABLY DON’T PLUNGE THE EARTH SPHERE INTO WAR

asofyeun

72 questions

nobody has time for that

Tef

yeah I would say I am more as a syndicalist than ecological, but I dunno now!

Typhoid Manny

https://www.marxists.org/archive/selected-marxists.htm

here's a site that has just an absolutely massive amount of writing from every marxist you ever heard of and a lot you almost certainly haven't. if i may make a recommendation, What Is To Be Done by lenin goes down smooth

https://theanarchistlibrary.org/special/index

and here's one that has a similarly gargantuan amount of writing by anarchists. conquest of bread and mutual aid by kropotkin are excellent

tynic

That question about population control was in there explicitly to put a bullseye on the eco-fascists. I see what you're doing, quiz.

Tallahasseeriel

But Manny. I can't read these things.


My eyes go crossed and It slides off my brain like it's a nonstick skillet.

DJ Eebs

yeah, we're not doing this

DJ Eebs

Just for additional clarification: we're taking a brief break from political threads in here for a bit. There are obvious exceptions, like the Black Lives Matter thread, specifically, but beyond that...none for now. If at some point you want to make one, shoot me a PM, but...wait at least a couple of weeks. Thanks!