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  • ThegreatcowThegreatcow Lord of All Bacons Washington State - It's Wet up here innit? Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Hmm not to reveal my complete ignorance. But I just got off the phone with our Mortgage guy. Looks like if we hit our pre-approved max, our down payment/closing costs are $19,000

    Who the fuck has that kind of money lying around?! Like we've been saving while paying stuff off for the last 2 years and we have like 8k. With downpayment assistance programs we can get that up to an additional 7.5k, but $19,000?!

    And if I'm taking a loan out anyway, why can't I just...put that back into the loan? Not borrow to my limit and roll that in? Seems like that would make sense? I'm paying you the money over 30 years anyway.

    Me and everyone else I know who's bought houses get that money from a family member.

    Yup my first home had to basically happen with a combination of savings and a chunk of cash from my parents. I would not have a chance in hell going solo. It's freaking ridiculous how much you have to have ready to go to sign on the dotted line.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    So just a thought, I was venting to a friend who bought his house like a year ago, and he said they went through 4 different lenders and wound up with a small mortgage place. Sadly its not in the state I'm looking to move to, but does anyone have any recommendations for mortgages in Illinois? Also my mortgage guy is looking into programs to help us, we may qualify for up to $7.5k in assistance for an extra 1% or whatever, but that still doesn't put us at 19k

    Really they need to pass that bill thats been sitting in congress for months to allow home buyers to access a 15K tax credit to use as down payment assistance. That would literally get us in a house.

  • OptyOpty Registered User regular
    I had to save up for 12 years to be able to afford a down payment on a house. Now that I've bought a house, that down payment savings account (and the money I set aside for it every month) has been converted into a home improvement savings account, getting ready for the time when I need to make a big purchase like replacing the furnace or the roof or something

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    So just a thought, I was venting to a friend who bought his house like a year ago, and he said they went through 4 different lenders and wound up with a small mortgage place. Sadly its not in the state I'm looking to move to, but does anyone have any recommendations for mortgages in Illinois? Also my mortgage guy is looking into programs to help us, we may qualify for up to $7.5k in assistance for an extra 1% or whatever, but that still doesn't put us at 19k

    Really they need to pass that bill thats been sitting in congress for months to allow home buyers to access a 15K tax credit to use as down payment assistance. That would literally get us in a house.

    If you saves up 8k in the last year maybe it's just not quite time to buy a house right at this moment considering you'll be at 15k next year?

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    It IS good idea to make sure you keep at least $5k or so in your savings after your down payment, too. All houses need an emergency fund.

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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    edited October 2021
    So here's a completely dumb thing I learned about credit scores after I failed to get approval for a HELOC on my completely paid-for house. (so you know, zero risk loan since you can just confiscate and sell my house if I don't pay)

    What I learned is that the consumer credit scores that you can purchase from Equifax, Transunion, or Experian are not what Mortgage lenders use to decide whether to loan to you. No, they use a unique mortgage lender score, one that you don't get to know until they run it!

    Now you'd think that since this score is based off buying property or securing you a loan, then the most important thing about your history would be your prior record with loans and mortgages; after all, that would suggest a valid reason to have a completely separate score, because then you'd only be judged on how well you handle loans, not your credit card fuck-ups, but you'd be wrong. The mortgage-lender score doesn't give a shit about you being100% on your loans, and they judge how you handled unsecured credit far harder than credit card companies do. Added bonus is that applying for a mortgage lowers that mortgage score, hurrah!

    Thankfully I do have my sister to help me in buying the house so this isn't a wall to us buying the house, but what an absolute load of rubbish. If nothing else I should be able to see all of my credit scores by paying one of the major credit companies so that I know not to waste my time lowering my credit score by applying for something.

    I can't fucking believe that the result of banks throwing out subprime mortgages to people who couldn't afford them is that a fully secured loan is impossible to get even when you make a 6 figure salary if you don't have a mid-range credit score under the completely secret section of your credit record. . Fuck banks.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Reminder that credit scores weren't even a thing until 1989. Our only consolation is that eventually the boomers will suffocate themselves under the weight of all the ladders they pulled up behind them.

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  • breton-brawlerbreton-brawler Registered User regular
    webguy20 wrote: »
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    A four inch deep filter?

    A thicker filter generates less wear and tear on the box fan. More surface area for the air to move through.

    Interesting. I asked mostly because my intakes are sized for a one inch deep filter, and it had never occurred to me that there would even be any other sizes.

    hey I looked at doing this last year but was on the fence about how useful it would be. I was thinking of using it on the second floor where the bedrooms are to cut down on dust and allergies for proper sleep.
    Was it worth the fans and the noise?

  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Hmm not to reveal my complete ignorance. But I just got off the phone with our Mortgage guy. Looks like if we hit our pre-approved max, our down payment/closing costs are $19,000

    Who the fuck has that kind of money lying around?! Like we've been saving while paying stuff off for the last 2 years and we have like 8k. With downpayment assistance programs we can get that up to an additional 7.5k, but $19,000?!

    And if I'm taking a loan out anyway, why can't I just...put that back into the loan? Not borrow to my limit and roll that in? Seems like that would make sense? I'm paying you the money over 30 years anyway.

    Me and everyone else I know who's bought houses get that money from a family member.

    Yup my first home had to basically happen with a combination of savings and a chunk of cash from my parents. I would not have a chance in hell going solo. It's freaking ridiculous how much you have to have ready to go to sign on the dotted line.

    How dare you! I paid for my house with the sweat off my back and the paltry $25,000 from my father!

  • DixonDixon Screwed...possibly doomed CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2021
    i bought a tiny box in a building before the property boom, so my down payment was only $10k at the time. The property boom paid for my new house though...definitely could not of saved money to buy a place now.

    My sister is basically effed and is looking to move to the east coast of Canada as a result.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    So just a thought, I was venting to a friend who bought his house like a year ago, and he said they went through 4 different lenders and wound up with a small mortgage place. Sadly its not in the state I'm looking to move to, but does anyone have any recommendations for mortgages in Illinois? Also my mortgage guy is looking into programs to help us, we may qualify for up to $7.5k in assistance for an extra 1% or whatever, but that still doesn't put us at 19k

    Really they need to pass that bill thats been sitting in congress for months to allow home buyers to access a 15K tax credit to use as down payment assistance. That would literally get us in a house.

    If you saves up 8k in the last year maybe it's just not quite time to buy a house right at this moment considering you'll be at 15k next year?

    Problem being that come next May, if we're still in this house when the owners are selling it to their family, we will have no where to live. My work is also requiring me to move states and paying to move/rent will cost us pretty much everything

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Boombers pulled up the ladder behind them and now get to live in retirement homes with minimum wage carers. Everyone wins!

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    So just a thought, I was venting to a friend who bought his house like a year ago, and he said they went through 4 different lenders and wound up with a small mortgage place. Sadly its not in the state I'm looking to move to, but does anyone have any recommendations for mortgages in Illinois? Also my mortgage guy is looking into programs to help us, we may qualify for up to $7.5k in assistance for an extra 1% or whatever, but that still doesn't put us at 19k

    Really they need to pass that bill thats been sitting in congress for months to allow home buyers to access a 15K tax credit to use as down payment assistance. That would literally get us in a house.

    If you saves up 8k in the last year maybe it's just not quite time to buy a house right at this moment considering you'll be at 15k next year?

    Problem being that come next May, if we're still in this house when the owners are selling it to their family, we will have no where to live. My work is also requiring me to move states and paying to move/rent will cost us pretty much everything

    In that case, you can't do much about the down payment but you have options with the closing costs. A decent realtor should be able to negotiate that the seller pays the closing costs, although it'll mean you paying a higher price for the house overall or accepting that they won't fix some things that come up in the inspection if you can live with them for a few years. Since you've got good credit, you can also talk to your bank about taking out an unsecured personal loan in addition to your mortgage. In most places you can't use a loan to pay for the down payment, but you can use it to pay for closing costs. It'd be another chunk of interest, but it would buy you some breathing room if your income is secure.

    You should also get quotes from at least a couple other lenders, even though I know it's a tremendous pain in the ass. As long as you get it done within fifteen days of your first quote, it'll only count as a single ping against your credit, so do as much spadework as you can right now. A slight bargain at this stage can really make a difference in the early years of your mortgage and a huge difference in the amount of total money you end up paying back.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Thank you @Jedoc I had no idea on that. I also looked into borrowing from my retirement but since its a state based pensions, I'm not allowed to until I quit, but I think if need be we can look into a personal loan.

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    My credit score went down like 4 points because I got quotes from I think 5 lenders before settling on one.

    Did you know that repeatedly pulling your credit score somehow makes it go down? Like what the fuck is that noise

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  • StrikorStrikor Calibrations? Calibrations! Registered User regular
    "They're checking their credit score, WHAT ARE THEY HIDING!?" - Stupid Bank of Stupid, probably

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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    edited October 2021
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    My credit score went down like 4 points because I got quotes from I think 5 lenders before settling on one.

    Did you know that repeatedly pulling your credit score somehow makes it go down? Like what the fuck is that noise

    The credit score that I can see went down 2 points by having my credit checked once, by my mortgage lender. The secret mystical score that only the banks' most holy thaumaturges are allowed to see went down by 15 points.

    The Aristocrats!

    Cambiata on
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  • StrikorStrikor Calibrations? Calibrations! Registered User regular
    As stressful as buying a house has been (again), it's so nice to have a realtor who doesn't seem confused at things like "yeah the AC needs to work" and act like we're being unreasonable by such requests.

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  • pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    There's a rose that has pushed through the hedge out the front of my house - the hedge has grown from about half a metre to about 1.2 metres since I moved in, and the rose appeared one day and started flowering. I find it a little inspiring.. also it smells gorgeous.

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  • GrudgeGrudge blessed is the mind too small for doubtRegistered User regular
    Today my firewood man delivered this year's firewood - 2 cubic metres of mixed hardwood dumped in my driveway. So I've carried it all up through the garage and out back to the wood shed where it's now neatly stacked. This is mostly just for cosy evenings around the furnace, it's not our main source of heating, so it should be enough to last the winter.

    I'm gonna feel this in my knees and lower back tomorrow though.

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  • DixonDixon Screwed...possibly doomed CanadaRegistered User regular
    How much does that run you, if you don't mind me asking?

  • GrudgeGrudge blessed is the mind too small for doubtRegistered User regular
    It was 1300 SEK which is around $150 (incl. transport). I could have saved $35 by collecting it myself, but I don't have a truck or a trailer so I'm happy to have it delivered.

  • DixonDixon Screwed...possibly doomed CanadaRegistered User regular
    Nice, yeah that seems like a good deal. We just put in a fire pit so looking to get a larger stash of wood

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  • notyanotya Registered User regular
    looks like I need to rewire the house. cloth wires are a fire hazard says the inspector. Hurray for now punching holes in all the walls.

  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Strikor wrote: »
    As stressful as buying a house has been (again), it's so nice to have a realtor who doesn't seem confused at things like "yeah the AC needs to work" and act like we're being unreasonable by such requests.

    Our current realtor is great and I wish I'd gone with him on our first house. He was one of the two realtors referred to me back then.

    My impression of our first realtor is that she was really, really green.

    Strikor
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Grudge wrote: »
    Today my firewood man delivered this year's firewood - 2 cubic metres of mixed hardwood dumped in my driveway. So I've carried it all up through the garage and out back to the wood shed where it's now neatly stacked. This is mostly just for cosy evenings around the furnace, it's not our main source of heating, so it should be enough to last the winter.

    I'm gonna feel this in my knees and lower back tomorrow though.

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    Spiders when they see the wood guy at your house:

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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    Grudge wrote: »
    Today my firewood man delivered this year's firewood - 2 cubic metres of mixed hardwood dumped in my driveway. So I've carried it all up through the garage and out back to the wood shed where it's now neatly stacked. This is mostly just for cosy evenings around the furnace, it's not our main source of heating, so it should be enough to last the winter.

    I'm gonna feel this in my knees and lower back tomorrow though.

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    Spiders when they see the wood guy at your house:

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    I'm actually more concerned about termites, especially since this wood shed appears to be right up against the house? @Grudge how do you handle termites and wood ants in your wood pile? Or is the shed closed off enough that it's not a concern?

  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    I don't think termites are a huge problem that far north, right?

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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    honovere wrote: »
    I don't think termites are a huge problem that far north, right?

    Ooh, they don't have termites up north? Lucky.

  • FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    Yeah no termites. I don’t think we have any pests that threaten the firewood piles, we’ve always kept it outside without any issues.

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Even in southern New England the winters keep the termites really in check, everyone has huge wood piles under or next to their house and there's no real concern about termites. Termites are a rare "oh shit did you hear Dave got termites?!" occurrence rather than a daily consideration.

    Now mice, those will live in your wood piles and then find their way into your house and shit in the cat food.

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  • GnizmoGnizmo Registered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    Even in southern New England the winters keep the termites really in check, everyone has huge wood piles under or next to their house and there's no real concern about termites. Termites are a rare "oh shit did you hear Dave got termites?!" occurrence rather than a daily consideration.

    Now mice, those will live in your wood piles and then find their way into your house and shit in the cat food.

    You know I don't think I would even be mad at the mouse at that point. That is such a great power move. I gotta give respect where respect is due.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, after all the tornadoes and hail we've finally reached fall. It's been over 24 hours since my AC last kicked on, and tomorrow morning I break out the flannel robe for puttering and coffee.

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Woo. Went shopping for some pool pipes a couple of days ago and they were out of stock. Everyone's gearing yp for summer and supplies are low. But today i picked up some for free secondhand. Lucky score for me as you dont normally see second hand pool equipment until autumn.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    edited October 2021
    schuss wrote: »

    Not gonna lie at all, this property seems like actually a really good deal for $750k. Though I know dick squat about the area. And I have to assume those houses get colder than a witch's tit in winter due to the giant windows.

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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Whelp, I don't want to say too much since we're still in contract negotiation, but unfortunately we may have to pull out from that house. Hopefully not but it depends on how dumb those people are. We have a couple more days on the option period to see if our realtor can talk some sense into them.

  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    That sucks, but dumb people are probably an easy top 3 cause for real estate deals falling through, so I totally feel you.

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2021
    Whoops

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    My parents have their TV mounted on an automated arm. Push one button, it swings out from the wall and faces the living area. Push again, it swivels to face the dining table. Again, and it turns towards the kitchen. Then when you turn it off, it folds back flush(ish) against the wall.

    It's ridiculous, but if you just mounted it flush it would be in a terrible position to view from any location in which you spent any amount of time, so ridiculous solutions are what you get I guess.

    Hi house thread, I was over at my parent's house yesterday so I made a video of my parent's TV roboarm:

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