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Our [house] in the middle of our house

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2022
    Today in It Came From Zillow, we have a pyramid scheme you can live in.

    maybs put the sex swing away where jesus can't see it before selling your cult home.

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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    How much money and/or sex do you need to give to the Great Leader to not live in the unfinished plywood garage?

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  • DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    I think the kitchen roaches have been eliminated. I haven't seen one in days, so I put out a new glue trap this morning. We'll see if it's clean come tomorrow.

    I say kitchen roaches specifically because the other day I caught my cats in the living room chasing one the size of my thumb. I obliterated it, of course. But I think it was an outside invader and I'm gonna puff some diatomaceous earth around the windows where it might have gotten in.

    Other than that, the house is mostly tidied away post-move, the cats are establishing a dominance hierarchy that is NOT how I expected it to look, and we finally had a weekend to relax. It's been 4.5 months since there hasn't been an immediate project that needs attention.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I trust you're spreading the diatomaceous earth outside? Doing it inside risks the cats fucking with it, and inhaling that stuff is not great.

  • TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    Signed contract to build a home a couple of weeks ago. Looking at around 10 months to complete. Worried about how much I'll get out of my current home...

    And then in the last week 2 homes in my neighborhood went up for sale at $100k higher than their Zillow estimate. Don't know what to make of that but if they actually sell for anything close to that I'll be happy when I go to sell mine.

  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Today in It Came From Zillow, we have a pyramid scheme you can live in.

    With the lack of windows and the general interior this looks like a house consisting solely of basement rooms.

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  • DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I trust you're spreading the diatomaceous earth outside? Doing it inside risks the cats fucking with it, and inhaling that stuff is not great.

    It's actually going into the gap between the window sash and the window frame. I've got this plastic squeeze dispenser that blows it into tight spaces. Very little of it will remain exposed.

    PinfeldorfSatanic Jesus
  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    That's pretty sick, I hadn't heard of an applicator like that!

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Delzhand wrote: »
    I think the kitchen roaches have been eliminated. I haven't seen one in days, so I put out a new glue trap this morning. We'll see if it's clean come tomorrow.

    I say kitchen roaches specifically because the other day I caught my cats in the living room chasing one the size of my thumb. I obliterated it, of course. But I think it was an outside invader and I'm gonna puff some diatomaceous earth around the windows where it might have gotten in.

    Other than that, the house is mostly tidied away post-move, the cats are establishing a dominance hierarchy that is NOT how I expected it to look, and we finally had a weekend to relax. It's been 4.5 months since there hasn't been an immediate project that needs attention.

    Wait, how big are the kitchen cockroaches?

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    The trap under the sink was tripped without catching anything and a mouse chewed the roach bait station there into tiny shards. I think they've formed an alliance against me, I'll need to proceed with caution.

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Everyone needs a dehumidifier.

    Just, Jesus Christ.

    I had no idea.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Delzhand wrote: »
    I think the kitchen roaches have been eliminated. I haven't seen one in days, so I put out a new glue trap this morning. We'll see if it's clean come tomorrow.

    I say kitchen roaches specifically because the other day I caught my cats in the living room chasing one the size of my thumb. I obliterated it, of course. But I think it was an outside invader and I'm gonna puff some diatomaceous earth around the windows where it might have gotten in.

    Other than that, the house is mostly tidied away post-move, the cats are establishing a dominance hierarchy that is NOT how I expected it to look, and we finally had a weekend to relax. It's been 4.5 months since there hasn't been an immediate project that needs attention.

    Wait, how big are the kitchen cockroaches?

    American roaches outside the subtropical regions are really tiny mostly (I've only ever seen one or two but they're small enough I didn't actually recognize them as roaches at first).

    3cl1ps3Delzhand
  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Delzhand wrote: »
    I think the kitchen roaches have been eliminated. I haven't seen one in days, so I put out a new glue trap this morning. We'll see if it's clean come tomorrow.

    I say kitchen roaches specifically because the other day I caught my cats in the living room chasing one the size of my thumb. I obliterated it, of course. But I think it was an outside invader and I'm gonna puff some diatomaceous earth around the windows where it might have gotten in.

    Other than that, the house is mostly tidied away post-move, the cats are establishing a dominance hierarchy that is NOT how I expected it to look, and we finally had a weekend to relax. It's been 4.5 months since there hasn't been an immediate project that needs attention.

    Wait, how big are the kitchen cockroaches?

    American roaches outside the subtropical regions are really tiny mostly (I've only ever seen one or two but they're small enough I didn't actually recognize them as roaches at first).

    The roaches I grew up with were a good 1.5-2 inches. It was always fun getting a glass of water from the kitchen in the middle of the night cause I would turn on the light and wait for all the roaches to skitter away.

    Strikor
  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited September 2022
    I ever see a roach in my house I don't give a heck I am burning it down

    2 gross 2 furious

    Depressperado on
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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Delzhand wrote: »
    I think the kitchen roaches have been eliminated. I haven't seen one in days, so I put out a new glue trap this morning. We'll see if it's clean come tomorrow.

    I say kitchen roaches specifically because the other day I caught my cats in the living room chasing one the size of my thumb. I obliterated it, of course. But I think it was an outside invader and I'm gonna puff some diatomaceous earth around the windows where it might have gotten in.

    Other than that, the house is mostly tidied away post-move, the cats are establishing a dominance hierarchy that is NOT how I expected it to look, and we finally had a weekend to relax. It's been 4.5 months since there hasn't been an immediate project that needs attention.

    Wait, how big are the kitchen cockroaches?

    American roaches outside the subtropical regions are really tiny mostly (I've only ever seen one or two but they're small enough I didn't actually recognize them as roaches at first).

    We've got some pretty big roaches here in Tucson, but they're not the invasive kind and mostly live in the underground parts of culverts and shit.

    Or is your definition of big the giant hissing cockroaches and shit?

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Delzhand wrote: »
    I think the kitchen roaches have been eliminated. I haven't seen one in days, so I put out a new glue trap this morning. We'll see if it's clean come tomorrow.

    I say kitchen roaches specifically because the other day I caught my cats in the living room chasing one the size of my thumb. I obliterated it, of course. But I think it was an outside invader and I'm gonna puff some diatomaceous earth around the windows where it might have gotten in.

    Other than that, the house is mostly tidied away post-move, the cats are establishing a dominance hierarchy that is NOT how I expected it to look, and we finally had a weekend to relax. It's been 4.5 months since there hasn't been an immediate project that needs attention.

    Wait, how big are the kitchen cockroaches?

    American roaches outside the subtropical regions are really tiny mostly (I've only ever seen one or two but they're small enough I didn't actually recognize them as roaches at first).

    We've got some pretty big roaches here in Tucson, but they're not the invasive kind and mostly live in the underground parts of culverts and shit.

    Or is your definition of big the giant hissing cockroaches and shit?

    clearly I should have been more even more location specific. "American roaches in New England were small as fuck, I don't know what goes on in the rest of the country"

    NaphtaliDisruptedCapitalist
  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    New York has some okayish sized ones. Nothing compared to what you find in the tropics, but bigger than what we have here.

  • ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    Roaches in Hawaii are commonly referred to as B52s, referring to both size and airborne capabilities.

    Also the fact that you need anti-aircraft artillery to take 'em out, it often feels like.

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  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    3 bedrooms, okay.... 7 bathrooms?

    What was these people's water bill like?

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  • DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    Kitchen ones were anywhere from 1/8" to 1/2", mostly on the tiny side, possibly different species. The ones outside are usually about 1" to 1 1/2", dark and glossy. Since we had pest control out I've been seeing them dead here and there.

    I also saw a black widow near my back steps, nearly dead. That was actually kinda neat.

    Depressperado
  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited September 2022
    apparently when I was like 4, I was at the park, and walked up to my mom and said "spider."
    she was like "what?" and I held up my hand and in my palm was what she said was a black widow, but I dunno, she ain't a entomologist.
    she, very quietly, was like "oh very nice spider, put it down now please."
    so despite their reputation, I guess black widows are pretty chill. they let my toddler ass carry them around.

    edit: she's in the other room and I was like MOM REMEMBER THE BLACK WIDOW? and she said it was dead when I showed it to her and I was like "you told me- you've told so many people that story and you never mentioned it being dead! almost 30 years, mom!"

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  • expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    Most spiders in the US are pretty chill. Despite their fearsome reputations black widows and brown recluse just wanna stay away from people and be left alone. They generally only bite things as big as humans when they're left with no other choice; usually when pressure is being exerted against their skin/they're being crushed.

    That's before we get into the part where brown recluse are found in a far smaller portion of the US than people claim they are.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    yeah, I had a black widow that lived in a corner of my porch for a season, before the cold presumably killed it, I don't think they migrate.

    I'd talk to it while I smoked cigarettes.

  • DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    This poor thing was struggling on its back for days. At one point I got a small stick and I was going to flip it over, but my GF was convinced that, i dunno, it was gonna go "SIKE!" and run up the stick and bite my hand, so I left it alone.

    Until later, when I went out and did the thing alone. But this spider just immediately flipped itself over on its back again so I was like "welp, I tried to help, remember this when the revolution comes".

    DepressperadoMichaelLCElvenshae
  • DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    Just got a HelloFresh subscription box addressed to the tenants. You know, the ones who destroyed the house and cost my GF 5 figures in repairs and an entire summer of labor?

    So yeah, let's see what's for dinner. Laws are unclear about opening someone else's mail when it's perishable.

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    This house is breaking my brain.

    Who has the money for something like this??!

    https://www.redfin.com/CA/Long-Beach/263-Euclid-Ave-90803/home/7600104

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  • EtheaEthea Registered User regular
    Yea we would rather splurge and buy this baby:

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5025-Wateka-Dr-Dallas-TX-75209/26732813_zpid/?mmlb=g,6

    I hope the next owners park a lamborghini in that spot.

    MichaelLC
  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    We've had a bunch of rain lately, as it's Florida in the rainy season and it was topped off by over five inches of Rain on Saturday. The Facebook group for the HOA is full of people complaining about how full the drains are and how slowly the water is going away.

    Sorry, that's just how science works, there's nowhere for the fucking water to go.

    StrikorElvenshae
  • StrikorStrikor Calibrations? Calibrations! Registered User regular
    "OK we'll fine the drains and put up some "no slow draining" signs" - management company, probably.

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Sellers asked at 8am this morning if we would be willing to move up our closing. It’s currently set for October 12th. We have everything with the mortgage all done and our title stuff should be finished by tomorrow, so we said definitely, just not into September, and to tell us what date they wanted soon so we could potentially reschedule our movers and our time off work.

    And then total radio silence from them for the entire rest of the day. Fun.

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  • N1tSt4lkerN1tSt4lker Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    This house is breaking my brain.

    Who has the money for something like this??!

    https://www.redfin.com/CA/Long-Beach/263-Euclid-Ave-90803/home/7600104

    That house is listed at $1k a square ft???? Good freaking lord. I love the front facade, though. But seriously.

    Doodmann
  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2022
    Judging from the sales history, it was built as a house with a pair of tiny apartments added on as some kind of mortgage booster stage. Harrowing.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    so what kind of marriage is this dual vanity a metaphor for?

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    A proper long lasting one where you love your spouse very much and still don't want them anywhere near you when you're spitting toothpaste into the sink

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  • neverreallyneverreally Registered User regular
    Sometimes there's a door in a room and you can't move it. God knows i know this dilemma

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    that's actually a pretty good set-up, you know the like trite "your girly hair and skin products are crowding out my sparse Man Face Tools" shit

    they... I mean, they do. they do do (lmao) that, and now you got a little DMZ

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  • OptyOpty Registered User regular
    Looks like only one side gets an outlet though, unless the right side has one on the wall just out of frame

  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Just a quick story about how fucking greedy landlords are:

    We moved into our current apartment 4 years ago. It’s the first floor of a two family home. We were paying $1650 for a small 2 bedroom (no dining room, one bathroom). After a year the guy who lived upstairs (in a slightly smaller 1 bedroom apartment) moved out and my wife’s sister was looking for a new place to live so we referred her and she ended up moving in upstairs for $1550 a month.

    3 years later now, after annual rent increases we’re paying $1900. We recently gave our notice that we’re moving out because we’re closing on our house shortly. My wife’s sister and her husband wanted to take our larger apartment downstairs so they let the landlord know they’d be interested in moving down there. I warned her that he’d almost certainly still raise the rent some, and she said she figured and she would be fine if it was like $2000 even because her current rent was up to $1785.

    He got back to her the other day and said that she could take the downstairs apartment but the rent would be $2500, and that she’d have to move as of November 1st (the day after our final day), which means he probably has no intention of fixing any of the numerous small issues we’ve told him about over the years (floor tiles totally loose, wobbly leaky toilet, fridge that randomly shuts off for a few hours at a time, doors that don’t close, etc).

    She said no and he came back and offered it for $2450. Lol. Lmao.

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