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[Hiberno-Britannic Politics] - Tory MP Resigns To Spend More Time With His Bribe Money
Tony 'war crimes' Blair, Gordon 'gold flogger' Brown & John 'doinked my coworker' Major missing, poll invalid!
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
Michael Callow, fucked a pig on TV that time
dyson didnt deliver any ventilators though, did they?
They didn't produce anything that went into a hospital. They were given one of the rapidly manufacturable ventilator designs and couldn't produce anything that got through the MHRA in a useful timescale
The ventilator gap was plugged by the parallel project to scale up manufacturing of established designs (which I'm told has also since destroyed those companies as the production rate went up by orders of magnitude and once they hit demand they started filling warehouses with stock that mean there's no more money to be made)
The rush to produce new designs was wise, but some of the partners were clearly chosen in the manner Grayling's ferries
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
dyson didnt deliver any ventilators though, did they?
They didn't produce anything that went into a hospital. They were given one of the rapidly manufacturable ventilator designs and couldn't produce anything that got through the MHRA in a useful timescale
The ventilator gap was plugged by the parallel project to scale up manufacturing of established designs (which I'm told has also since destroyed those companies as the production rate went up by orders of magnitude and once they hit demand they started filling warehouses with stock that mean there's no more money to be made)
The rush to produce new designs was wise, but some of the partners were clearly chosen in the manner Grayling's ferries
I just think that would have been an easy shot to take. yesyes boris, you made the hard decision to give a friend a tax break for 0 ventilators.
Going after the Dyson thing might not be the worst of ideas.
It shows a wealthy backer getting preferential treatment which helps to make the sleaze and 'chumocracy' labels stick. It also directly drags johnson into it. While they can argue the ventilator angle, that comes after the headline of 'personal favours'. It also doesn't really wash, since there were questions at the time about the money being thrown at dyson for an untested product from a company with no expertise. As far as I know it never materialized.
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daveNYCWhy universe hate Waspinator?Registered Userregular
Francis Urquhart, 10 Downing's Street's very own Mr Clean.
Going after the Dyson thing might not be the worst of ideas.
It shows a wealthy backer getting preferential treatment which helps to make the sleaze and 'chumocracy' labels stick. It also directly drags johnson into it. While they can argue the ventilator angle, that comes after the headline of 'personal favours'. It also doesn't really wash, since there were questions at the time about the money being thrown at dyson for an untested product from a company with no expertise. As far as I know it never materialized.
I think it's still too easy to wave this off as "Well it was a time of national emergency" - I'll be surprised if this sticks.
God knows it's not like any other scandals attached to Johnson have.
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zepherinRussian warship, go fuck yourselfRegistered Userregular
Francis Urquhart, 10 Downing's Street's very own Mr Clean.
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The specific Dyson thing won't cause an issue in and of itself, but a constant turnover of stories about the Tories giving deals to donors or allies behind closed doors is what Starmer is after, I think. Make the sleaze label stick, paint yourself as the opposite.
I don't understand why if you're called Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, you'd opt to go with Boris Johnson. Putting aside the obvious BJ shortening, Boris is a terrible name for a living human, and Alexander speaks to his own delusions of grandeur.
I can only assume he did it so when he's preying on women he can say "My name is Boris Johnson, or BJ for short", "BJ?", "that's a binding verbal contract."
I don't understand why if you're called Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, you'd opt to go with Boris Johnson. Putting aside the obvious BJ shortening, Boris is a terrible name for a living human, and Alexander speaks to his own delusions of grandeur.
I can only assume he did it so when he's preying on women he can say "My name is Boris Johnson, or BJ for short", "BJ?", "that's a binding verbal contract."
It's genuinely part of his very carefully cultivated image. That loveable rogue Boris with his messy hair seems like a bit of a lark, wouldn't he be a wonderful Prime Minister.
I've actually started to detest seeing him referred to as "Boris" because it feels like it's playing right into that.
I don't understand why if you're called Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, you'd opt to go with Boris Johnson. Putting aside the obvious BJ shortening, Boris is a terrible name for a living human, and Alexander speaks to his own delusions of grandeur.
I can only assume he did it so when he's preying on women he can say "My name is Boris Johnson, or BJ for short", "BJ?", "that's a binding verbal contract."
It's genuinely part of his very carefully cultivated image. That loveable rogue Boris with his messy hair seems like a bit of a lark, wouldn't he be a wonderful Prime Minister.
I've actually started to detest seeing him referred to as "Boris" because it feels like it's playing right into that.
I have heard that his family and friends call him Alex in private. However I am not sure I believe that, as I don't think he really has any friends. Just people he hasn't stabbed in the back yet. And they are thin on the ground.
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dyson didnt deliver any ventilators though, did they?
They didn't produce anything that went into a hospital. They were given one of the rapidly manufacturable ventilator designs and couldn't produce anything that got through the MHRA in a useful timescale
The ventilator gap was plugged by the parallel project to scale up manufacturing of established designs (which I'm told has also since destroyed those companies as the production rate went up by orders of magnitude and once they hit demand they started filling warehouses with stock that mean there's no more money to be made)
The rush to produce new designs was wise, but some of the partners were clearly chosen in the manner Grayling's ferries
It's a murky one for sure, I'm not going to die on any hill defending them because fuck Dyson, but at the time the need was so great we were asking basically any company with any sort of engineering capacity to give it a shot. Car companies, areospace, defence... pretty much anyone that can do CAD and machining. The need for it went away somewhat when doctors found existing drugs that could reduce the severity of the symptoms enough to keep more people out of the ICU. That left a lot of companies like Dyson that had been making the attempt to bodge ventilators together redundant. At the time these texts happened though was before any of that, we were at peak crisis. I'm not going to argue with anyone not willing to give the Tories the benefit of the doubt since fuck knows they don't deserve it, but it is very easy to argue that there was motivation other than the usual grift in this specific case, and for that reason alone it's a bad attack vector for Labour to attempt.
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
dyson didnt deliver any ventilators though, did they?
They didn't produce anything that went into a hospital. They were given one of the rapidly manufacturable ventilator designs and couldn't produce anything that got through the MHRA in a useful timescale
The ventilator gap was plugged by the parallel project to scale up manufacturing of established designs (which I'm told has also since destroyed those companies as the production rate went up by orders of magnitude and once they hit demand they started filling warehouses with stock that mean there's no more money to be made)
The rush to produce new designs was wise, but some of the partners were clearly chosen in the manner Grayling's ferries
It's a murky one for sure, I'm not going to die on any hill defending them because fuck Dyson, but at the time the need was so great we were asking basically any company with any sort of engineering capacity to give it a shot. Car companies, areospace, defence... pretty much anyone that can do CAD and machining. The need for it went away somewhat when doctors found existing drugs that could reduce the severity of the symptoms enough to keep more people out of the ICU. That left a lot of companies like Dyson that had been making the attempt to bodge ventilators together redundant. At the time these texts happened though was before any of that, we were at peak crisis. I'm not going to argue with anyone not willing to give the Tories the benefit of the doubt since fuck knows they don't deserve it, but it is very easy to argue that there was motivation other than the usual grift in this specific case, and for that reason alone it's a bad attack vector for Labour to attempt.
I was very intimately involved in this when it was happening, obviously I can't give a full inside skinny but they weren't even the most appropriate vacuum cleaner company involved in trying to make ventilators.
It was indeed a crisis where the concept of tendering was thrown out the window but certain people were in that room because of being good mates with politicians and who were owed a favour rather than having scalable appropriate manufacturing capacity.
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
Fair enough, I can't claim inside knowledge so if you say it stinks I'll take your word for it. I can certainly believe that a Brexit champion like Dyson would receive favourable treatment from Boris.
"Dave" Cameron, who had the colossally bad judgment to ask a nation of idiots, "Well how about we all jump off a cliff together, huh, would you like that?" and had no response when 51% of them were stupid enough to say "yes!" than to wash his hands and nope out.
There was an excellent recent Panorama on this and there was an interview with a woman who runs a company that specifically supplied PPE before the pandemic and she had massive issues even getting through to someone. It's a very good episode.
"Dave" Cameron, who had the colossally bad judgment to ask a nation of idiots, "Well how about we all jump off a cliff together, huh, would you like that?" and had no response when 51% of them were stupid enough to say "yes!" than to wash his hands and nope out.
He took the referendum gamble two times before - with election reform and Scottish independence - and won both times. So why not take the gamble a third time? It's got a 100% success rate so far, right?
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
"Dave" Cameron, who had the colossally bad judgment to ask a nation of idiots, "Well how about we all jump off a cliff together, huh, would you like that?" and had no response when 51% of them were stupid enough to say "yes!" than to wash his hands and nope out.
He took the referendum gamble two times before - with election reform and Scottish independence - and won both times. So why not take the gamble a third time? It's got a 100% success rate so far, right?
Well, he bet the opposite way to the election reform one in the Brexit referendum
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
Looks like the broader mess beyond ventilators last year is now hitting the press. This is about the "VIP lane" where if you knew a Tory MP you could bypass part of the call screening process
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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Dark Raven XLaugh hard, run fast,be kindRegistered Userregular
Looks like the broader mess beyond ventilators last year is now hitting the press. This is about the "VIP lane" where if you knew a Tory MP you could bypass part of the call screening process
So "nice" to see that conservatives everywhere had the same idea when the pandemic started: "How can I and my chumps profit from this?"
Same here in Germany. Although it was great to see that wrecking their poll numbers in a federal election year. Then they went on to bury the news abit by fighting over who gets to be their candidate for chancellor.
Felt like Boris and Starmer both landed some good hits at PMQ over the Dyson thing. I've a feeling they'll cancel each other out and leave people where they started.
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They didn't produce anything that went into a hospital. They were given one of the rapidly manufacturable ventilator designs and couldn't produce anything that got through the MHRA in a useful timescale
The ventilator gap was plugged by the parallel project to scale up manufacturing of established designs (which I'm told has also since destroyed those companies as the production rate went up by orders of magnitude and once they hit demand they started filling warehouses with stock that mean there's no more money to be made)
The rush to produce new designs was wise, but some of the partners were clearly chosen in the manner Grayling's ferries
I just think that would have been an easy shot to take. yesyes boris, you made the hard decision to give a friend a tax break for 0 ventilators.
I'll go with Gladstone, 41st Prime Minister
Also the abolition of slavery, I guess
It shows a wealthy backer getting preferential treatment which helps to make the sleaze and 'chumocracy' labels stick. It also directly drags johnson into it. While they can argue the ventilator angle, that comes after the headline of 'personal favours'. It also doesn't really wash, since there were questions at the time about the money being thrown at dyson for an untested product from a company with no expertise. As far as I know it never materialized.
You might say that, but I couldn't possibly comment.
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I think it's still too easy to wave this off as "Well it was a time of national emergency" - I'll be surprised if this sticks.
God knows it's not like any other scandals attached to Johnson have.
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I can only assume he did it so when he's preying on women he can say "My name is Boris Johnson, or BJ for short", "BJ?", "that's a binding verbal contract."
It's genuinely part of his very carefully cultivated image. That loveable rogue Boris with his messy hair seems like a bit of a lark, wouldn't he be a wonderful Prime Minister.
I've actually started to detest seeing him referred to as "Boris" because it feels like it's playing right into that.
Ideally with the same tone that Jeremy uses in Peep Show
Pitt the toddler?
Pitt the embryo?
Pitt the glint in the milkman's eye?
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I have heard that his family and friends call him Alex in private. However I am not sure I believe that, as I don't think he really has any friends. Just people he hasn't stabbed in the back yet. And they are thin on the ground.
It's a murky one for sure, I'm not going to die on any hill defending them because fuck Dyson, but at the time the need was so great we were asking basically any company with any sort of engineering capacity to give it a shot. Car companies, areospace, defence... pretty much anyone that can do CAD and machining. The need for it went away somewhat when doctors found existing drugs that could reduce the severity of the symptoms enough to keep more people out of the ICU. That left a lot of companies like Dyson that had been making the attempt to bodge ventilators together redundant. At the time these texts happened though was before any of that, we were at peak crisis. I'm not going to argue with anyone not willing to give the Tories the benefit of the doubt since fuck knows they don't deserve it, but it is very easy to argue that there was motivation other than the usual grift in this specific case, and for that reason alone it's a bad attack vector for Labour to attempt.
I was very intimately involved in this when it was happening, obviously I can't give a full inside skinny but they weren't even the most appropriate vacuum cleaner company involved in trying to make ventilators.
It was indeed a crisis where the concept of tendering was thrown out the window but certain people were in that room because of being good mates with politicians and who were owed a favour rather than having scalable appropriate manufacturing capacity.
Which one of these is the cat?
He took the referendum gamble two times before - with election reform and Scottish independence - and won both times. So why not take the gamble a third time? It's got a 100% success rate so far, right?
Well, he bet the opposite way to the election reform one in the Brexit referendum
Looks like the broader mess beyond ventilators last year is now hitting the press. This is about the "VIP lane" where if you knew a Tory MP you could bypass part of the call screening process
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So "nice" to see that conservatives everywhere had the same idea when the pandemic started: "How can I and my chumps profit from this?"
Same here in Germany. Although it was great to see that wrecking their poll numbers in a federal election year. Then they went on to bury the news abit by fighting over who gets to be their candidate for chancellor.
There’s something very Zenith-y about Boris in that they’re both as shallow as a puddle.
Or the one where they have to work together.
The Rhodesia Solution.