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[Hiberno-Britannic Politics] - Tory MP Resigns To Spend More Time With His Bribe Money

BogartBogart Streetwise HerculesRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
edited November 2021 in Debate and/or Discourse
Who's the greatest Prime Minister of all time? I don't know myself, but it surely must be one of these.

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[Hiberno-Britannic Politics] - Tory MP Resigns To Spend More Time With His Bribe Money 74 votes

Theresa May, Queen of our hearts
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autono-wally, erotibot300 1 vote
David "Dave" Cameron, a honest man in a dishonest world
4%
tbloxhamKarlDibbit 3 votes
Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, man of the people
1%
never die 1 vote
Peter St John, ex-member of Cloud 9, and gifted psychic superhuman
8%
Red or AliveBogartsurrealitycheckM-VickersTicaldfjamH3Knuckles 6 votes
Jim Hacker, decisiveness in human form
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Michael Callow, fucked a pig on TV that time
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SporkAndrewMojo_JojoZeroCowAntinumericMr BubblesDesktop HippieEuphoriac101knitdan 9 votes
Harriet Jones, killed by Daleks
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Francis Urquhart, 10 Downing's Street's very own Mr Clean.
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Jo Patterson, Daleks again
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Jobless Anarchist 1 vote
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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Jim Hacker, decisiveness in human form
    A bold move, minister

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Francis Urquhart, 10 Downing's Street's very own Mr Clean.
    Tony Who? Gordon Wossname?

  • evilthecatevilthecat Registered User regular
    Tony 'war crimes' Blair, Gordon 'gold flogger' Brown & John 'doinked my coworker' Major missing, poll invalid!

    tip.. tip.. TALLY.. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Michael Callow, fucked a pig on TV that time
    dyson didnt deliver any ventilators though, did they?

    They didn't produce anything that went into a hospital. They were given one of the rapidly manufacturable ventilator designs and couldn't produce anything that got through the MHRA in a useful timescale

    The ventilator gap was plugged by the parallel project to scale up manufacturing of established designs (which I'm told has also since destroyed those companies as the production rate went up by orders of magnitude and once they hit demand they started filling warehouses with stock that mean there's no more money to be made)

    The rush to produce new designs was wise, but some of the partners were clearly chosen in the manner Grayling's ferries

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  • evilthecatevilthecat Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    dyson didnt deliver any ventilators though, did they?

    They didn't produce anything that went into a hospital. They were given one of the rapidly manufacturable ventilator designs and couldn't produce anything that got through the MHRA in a useful timescale

    The ventilator gap was plugged by the parallel project to scale up manufacturing of established designs (which I'm told has also since destroyed those companies as the production rate went up by orders of magnitude and once they hit demand they started filling warehouses with stock that mean there's no more money to be made)

    The rush to produce new designs was wise, but some of the partners were clearly chosen in the manner Grayling's ferries

    I just think that would have been an easy shot to take. yesyes boris, you made the hard decision to give a friend a tax break for 0 ventilators.

    tip.. tip.. TALLY.. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Francis Urquhart, 10 Downing's Street's very own Mr Clean.
    But who is the best Prime Prime Minister

    I'll go with Gladstone, 41st Prime Minister

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Earl Grey, because of the tea

    Also the abolition of slavery, I guess

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • CaptainBeyondCaptainBeyond I've been out walking Registered User regular
    Francis Urquhart, 10 Downing's Street's very own Mr Clean.
    LORD PALMERSTON

  • altidaltid Registered User regular
    Going after the Dyson thing might not be the worst of ideas.
    It shows a wealthy backer getting preferential treatment which helps to make the sleaze and 'chumocracy' labels stick. It also directly drags johnson into it. While they can argue the ventilator angle, that comes after the headline of 'personal favours'. It also doesn't really wash, since there were questions at the time about the money being thrown at dyson for an untested product from a company with no expertise. As far as I know it never materialized.

  • daveNYCdaveNYC Why universe hate Waspinator? Registered User regular
    Francis Urquhart, 10 Downing's Street's very own Mr Clean.
    Solar wrote: »
    A bold move, minister

    You might say that, but I couldn't possibly comment.

    Shut up, Mr. Burton! You were not brought upon this world to get it!
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    LORD PALMERSTON

    PITT THE ELDER

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    altid wrote: »
    Going after the Dyson thing might not be the worst of ideas.
    It shows a wealthy backer getting preferential treatment which helps to make the sleaze and 'chumocracy' labels stick. It also directly drags johnson into it. While they can argue the ventilator angle, that comes after the headline of 'personal favours'. It also doesn't really wash, since there were questions at the time about the money being thrown at dyson for an untested product from a company with no expertise. As far as I know it never materialized.

    I think it's still too easy to wave this off as "Well it was a time of national emergency" - I'll be surprised if this sticks.

    God knows it's not like any other scandals attached to Johnson have.

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Francis Urquhart, 10 Downing's Street's very own Mr Clean.
    LORD PALMERSTON

    PITT THE ELDER!!

  • ThirithThirith Registered User regular
    But who is the best Prime Prime Minister
    If it is Francis Urquhart, it's Francis "Daddyyyyyyyy..." Urquhart from the first series and him only.

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    "Nothing is gonna save us forever but a lot of things can save us today." - Night in the Woods
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Peter St John, ex-member of Cloud 9, and gifted psychic superhuman
    The specific Dyson thing won't cause an issue in and of itself, but a constant turnover of stories about the Tories giving deals to donors or allies behind closed doors is what Starmer is after, I think. Make the sleaze label stick, paint yourself as the opposite.

  • FoefallerFoefaller Registered User regular
    Harriet Jones, killed by Daleks
    I'm disappointed that the OG Prime Minister Sir Robert Wapole isn't a choice.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Francis Urquhart, 10 Downing's Street's very own Mr Clean.
    Foefaller wrote: »
    I'm disappointed that the OG Prime Minister Sir Robert Wapole isn't a choice.

    One isn't a Prime Number

  • AlphaRomeroAlphaRomero Registered User regular
    I don't understand why if you're called Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, you'd opt to go with Boris Johnson. Putting aside the obvious BJ shortening, Boris is a terrible name for a living human, and Alexander speaks to his own delusions of grandeur.

    I can only assume he did it so when he's preying on women he can say "My name is Boris Johnson, or BJ for short", "BJ?", "that's a binding verbal contract."

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    I don't understand why if you're called Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, you'd opt to go with Boris Johnson. Putting aside the obvious BJ shortening, Boris is a terrible name for a living human, and Alexander speaks to his own delusions of grandeur.

    I can only assume he did it so when he's preying on women he can say "My name is Boris Johnson, or BJ for short", "BJ?", "that's a binding verbal contract."

    It's genuinely part of his very carefully cultivated image. That loveable rogue Boris with his messy hair seems like a bit of a lark, wouldn't he be a wonderful Prime Minister.

    I've actually started to detest seeing him referred to as "Boris" because it feels like it's playing right into that.

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    I refer to him as Johnson

    Ideally with the same tone that Jeremy uses in Peep Show

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Francis Urquhart, 10 Downing's Street's very own Mr Clean.
    Foefaller wrote: »
    I'm disappointed that the OG Prime Minister Sir Robert Wapole isn't a choice.
    I would have voted for Wapole.

  • JazzJazz Registered User regular
    Jim Hacker, decisiveness in human form
    LORD PALMERSTON

    PITT THE ELDER

    Pitt the toddler?

    Pitt the embryo?

    Pitt the glint in the milkman's eye?

  • Kipling217Kipling217 Registered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    I don't understand why if you're called Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, you'd opt to go with Boris Johnson. Putting aside the obvious BJ shortening, Boris is a terrible name for a living human, and Alexander speaks to his own delusions of grandeur.

    I can only assume he did it so when he's preying on women he can say "My name is Boris Johnson, or BJ for short", "BJ?", "that's a binding verbal contract."

    It's genuinely part of his very carefully cultivated image. That loveable rogue Boris with his messy hair seems like a bit of a lark, wouldn't he be a wonderful Prime Minister.

    I've actually started to detest seeing him referred to as "Boris" because it feels like it's playing right into that.

    I have heard that his family and friends call him Alex in private. However I am not sure I believe that, as I don't think he really has any friends. Just people he hasn't stabbed in the back yet. And they are thin on the ground.

    The sky was full of stars, every star an exploding ship. One of ours.
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Jim Hacker, decisiveness in human form
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    dyson didnt deliver any ventilators though, did they?

    They didn't produce anything that went into a hospital. They were given one of the rapidly manufacturable ventilator designs and couldn't produce anything that got through the MHRA in a useful timescale

    The ventilator gap was plugged by the parallel project to scale up manufacturing of established designs (which I'm told has also since destroyed those companies as the production rate went up by orders of magnitude and once they hit demand they started filling warehouses with stock that mean there's no more money to be made)

    The rush to produce new designs was wise, but some of the partners were clearly chosen in the manner Grayling's ferries

    It's a murky one for sure, I'm not going to die on any hill defending them because fuck Dyson, but at the time the need was so great we were asking basically any company with any sort of engineering capacity to give it a shot. Car companies, areospace, defence... pretty much anyone that can do CAD and machining. The need for it went away somewhat when doctors found existing drugs that could reduce the severity of the symptoms enough to keep more people out of the ICU. That left a lot of companies like Dyson that had been making the attempt to bodge ventilators together redundant. At the time these texts happened though was before any of that, we were at peak crisis. I'm not going to argue with anyone not willing to give the Tories the benefit of the doubt since fuck knows they don't deserve it, but it is very easy to argue that there was motivation other than the usual grift in this specific case, and for that reason alone it's a bad attack vector for Labour to attempt.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Michael Callow, fucked a pig on TV that time
    Casual wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    dyson didnt deliver any ventilators though, did they?

    They didn't produce anything that went into a hospital. They were given one of the rapidly manufacturable ventilator designs and couldn't produce anything that got through the MHRA in a useful timescale

    The ventilator gap was plugged by the parallel project to scale up manufacturing of established designs (which I'm told has also since destroyed those companies as the production rate went up by orders of magnitude and once they hit demand they started filling warehouses with stock that mean there's no more money to be made)

    The rush to produce new designs was wise, but some of the partners were clearly chosen in the manner Grayling's ferries

    It's a murky one for sure, I'm not going to die on any hill defending them because fuck Dyson, but at the time the need was so great we were asking basically any company with any sort of engineering capacity to give it a shot. Car companies, areospace, defence... pretty much anyone that can do CAD and machining. The need for it went away somewhat when doctors found existing drugs that could reduce the severity of the symptoms enough to keep more people out of the ICU. That left a lot of companies like Dyson that had been making the attempt to bodge ventilators together redundant. At the time these texts happened though was before any of that, we were at peak crisis. I'm not going to argue with anyone not willing to give the Tories the benefit of the doubt since fuck knows they don't deserve it, but it is very easy to argue that there was motivation other than the usual grift in this specific case, and for that reason alone it's a bad attack vector for Labour to attempt.

    I was very intimately involved in this when it was happening, obviously I can't give a full inside skinny but they weren't even the most appropriate vacuum cleaner company involved in trying to make ventilators.

    It was indeed a crisis where the concept of tendering was thrown out the window but certain people were in that room because of being good mates with politicians and who were owed a favour rather than having scalable appropriate manufacturing capacity.

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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Jim Hacker, decisiveness in human form
    Fair enough, I can't claim inside knowledge so if you say it stinks I'll take your word for it. I can certainly believe that a Brexit champion like Dyson would receive favourable treatment from Boris.

  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    "Dave" Cameron, who had the colossally bad judgment to ask a nation of idiots, "Well how about we all jump off a cliff together, huh, would you like that?" and had no response when 51% of them were stupid enough to say "yes!" than to wash his hands and nope out.

  • NorgothNorgoth cardiffRegistered User regular
    Jim Hacker, decisiveness in human form
    There was an excellent recent Panorama on this and there was an interview with a woman who runs a company that specifically supplied PPE before the pandemic and she had massive issues even getting through to someone. It's a very good episode.

  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    I want to vote for the cat

    Which one of these is the cat?

  • WotanAnubisWotanAnubis Registered User regular
    "Dave" Cameron, who had the colossally bad judgment to ask a nation of idiots, "Well how about we all jump off a cliff together, huh, would you like that?" and had no response when 51% of them were stupid enough to say "yes!" than to wash his hands and nope out.

    He took the referendum gamble two times before - with election reform and Scottish independence - and won both times. So why not take the gamble a third time? It's got a 100% success rate so far, right?

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Michael Callow, fucked a pig on TV that time
    "Dave" Cameron, who had the colossally bad judgment to ask a nation of idiots, "Well how about we all jump off a cliff together, huh, would you like that?" and had no response when 51% of them were stupid enough to say "yes!" than to wash his hands and nope out.

    He took the referendum gamble two times before - with election reform and Scottish independence - and won both times. So why not take the gamble a third time? It's got a 100% success rate so far, right?

    Well, he bet the opposite way to the election reform one in the Brexit referendum

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  • pezgenpezgen Registered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    I want to vote for the cat

    Which one of these is the cat?

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Michael Callow, fucked a pig on TV that time
    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/apr/22/fifth-of-uk-covid-contracts-raised-red-flags-for-possible-corruption

    Looks like the broader mess beyond ventilators last year is now hitting the press. This is about the "VIP lane" where if you knew a Tory MP you could bypass part of the call screening process

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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    I want to vote for the cat

    Which one of these is the cat?

    LORD PALMERSTON

    Oh brilliant
  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/apr/22/fifth-of-uk-covid-contracts-raised-red-flags-for-possible-corruption

    Looks like the broader mess beyond ventilators last year is now hitting the press. This is about the "VIP lane" where if you knew a Tory MP you could bypass part of the call screening process

    So "nice" to see that conservatives everywhere had the same idea when the pandemic started: "How can I and my chumps profit from this?"

    Same here in Germany. Although it was great to see that wrecking their poll numbers in a federal election year. Then they went on to bury the news abit by fighting over who gets to be their candidate for chancellor.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Jim Hacker, decisiveness in human form
    Felt like Boris and Starmer both landed some good hits at PMQ over the Dyson thing. I've a feeling they'll cancel each other out and leave people where they started.

  • Red or AliveRed or Alive Registered User regular
    edited April 2021
    Peter St John, ex-member of Cloud 9, and gifted psychic superhuman
    Peter St. John was nothing if not a pragmatist, which would have been useful to have in the last 11 years.

    There’s something very Zenith-y about Boris in that they’re both as shallow as a puddle.

    Red or Alive on
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    edited April 2021
    Jim Hacker, decisiveness in human form
    The best Yes Minister/Yes Prime Minister episodes are the ones where Hacker gets one over on Humphrey.

    Trace on
  • Mc zanyMc zany Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    The best Yes Minister/Yes Prime Minister episodes are the ones where Hacker gets one over on Humphrey.

    Or the one where they have to work together.

  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    Jim Hacker, decisiveness in human form
    Mc zany wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    The best Yes Minister/Yes Prime Minister episodes are the ones where Hacker gets one over on Humphrey.

    Or the one where they have to work together.

    The Rhodesia Solution.

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