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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Today I was attacked by a gang of mimes.

    They did unspeakable things to me.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    70,000 can’t be TEETH, WRONG

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    no matter which way I read that it's horrifying actually

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    AlanF5AlanF5 Registered User regular
    You will dream of teeth and nothing else.

    HA HA HA HA

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    [Expletive deleted][Expletive deleted] The mediocre doctor NorwayRegistered User regular
    What is it supposed to say? Or mean?

    Or do dadaists make a habit of paying for ads on buses?

    Sic transit gloria mundi.
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    A good proofreader would have deleted the comma

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    [Expletive deleted][Expletive deleted] The mediocre doctor NorwayRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    A good proofreader would have deleted the comma

    That would just make the number harder to read.

    Sic transit gloria mundi.
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    70,000 teeth? Can't be.

    Wrong!

    BLM - ACAB
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    AlanF5AlanF5 Registered User regular
    edited June 2021
    What is it supposed to say? Or mean?

    Or do dadaists make a habit of paying for ads on buses?
    All kidding aside, I'm certain it is an ad for a dentist.
    A terrible, darkly hilarious ad for a dentist that I would never, ever contact.

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2021
    knitdan wrote: »
    A good proofreader, would have deleted the comma

    Or made it a semi-colon? It is just bad all around. Text size makes you want to naturally read it left to right.

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    KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    A good proofreader, would have deleted the comma

    Or made it a semi-colon? It is just bad all around. Text size makes you want to naturally read it left to right.

    What? I see a proctologist when I want someone to see my colon.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    god there are just so many good dumb jokes in that vid, I love it

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Holy shit, that was amazing. The ending was perfect.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    son of a bitch

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited June 2021
    The Geek wrote: »
    70,000 teeth? Can't be.

    Wrong!

    🎶Seventy! Seventy!
    Thousand Teeth

    Caaant be wroooong! 🎵

    Whatcha gonna do? 🎶

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Man remembers a second spin doctors song exists....

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    What's an Australian's favourite kind of toilet?
    Bidet, mate.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
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    this seems like a pretty good joke, but it's hard to say

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited July 2021
    My wife was looking for a small desk fan for work.

    I told her to check onlyfans.com

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    My wife was looking for a small desk for work.

    I told her to check onlyfans.com

    Did you mean to write small desk fan for work or am I missing some new bit of sexcam intrigue?

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    It’s a dumb visual gag but I appreciate it because whoever took that picture had to physically move the forks to be that narrow.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    My wife was looking for a small desk for work.

    I told her to check onlyfans.com

    Did you mean to write small desk fan for work or am I missing some new bit of sexcam intrigue?

    A little of both...

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    A lady I was talking to online asked me if I wanted something sweet for after dinner... :winky:

    and she sent me a link to her onlyflans profile... :winky: :winky:

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    A lady I was talking to online asked me if I wanted something sweet for after dinner... :winky:

    and she sent me a link to her onlyflans profile... :winky: :winky:
    Sir this is the Pun Police, I’m afraid I need to take you into custardy

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    McFodderMcFodder Registered User regular
    Glad Chico will finally get their just desserts.

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    ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    The dad joke that I've gotten the most actual laughs from my kids

    What's the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
    Ones a heated yam, the others a yeeted ham

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