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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Pete and Repeat were stuck at the top of the page. Pete fell off. Who was left?

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    The Aristocrats!

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Dizzen wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Did you know cows produce more milk if the farmer talks to them every day?

    It goes in one ear and out the udder.

    Hard to argue with results, other methods pail in comparison.

    Glad to see you aware of the wheys that other methods lac tose features that improve a cow's productivity. Talking to the cows is just one casein point.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Stolen:

    A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but mean your mother.


    I mean "another".

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Sorry/Not Sorry for the video post:

    https://imgur.com/gallery/happy-fathers-day-USgEooS

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    HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    another stolen one:

    The lumberjack entered the magic forest, axe at the ready.

    A tree screamed: "stop! i am a talking tree!"

    The lumberjack laughed. "And you will dialogue!"

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Two knights meet on the road

    First knight says, “what do you use to keep your armor shiny?”

    Second knight replies, “polish!”

    First knight says

    “och, przepraszam

    czego używasz do utrzymania połysku swojej zbroi?”

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    -Loki--Loki- Don't pee in my mouth and tell me it's raining. Registered User regular
    Archeologists found a pencil that belonged to Shakespeare.

    They are unsure if it is 2B or not 2B.

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Happy Day, everyone!

    I like to tell joke to my father, but I don't think he likes them.
    He's as silent as his grave.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    HA HA HA HA HA HA

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Thanks for getting me through college, student debt

    I don’t think I could ever repay you

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    djmitchelladjmitchella Registered User regular
    I'm going to write a book about all the things I should have done.

    It'll be my oughttabiography.

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    djmitchelladjmitchella Registered User regular
    Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony.

    But eating too much pie is okay, because the sin of pi is zero.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Seen elsewhere:
    The spelling of Irish names is my pet Piamh.

    XBL: Nox Aeternum / PSN: NoxAeternum / NN:NoxAeternum / Steam: noxaeternum
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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Fitting for this forum:
    Being a silly goose? You mean delusions of gander?

    XBL: Nox Aeternum / PSN: NoxAeternum / NN:NoxAeternum / Steam: noxaeternum
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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Seen elsewhere:
    The spelling of Irish names is my pet Piamh.

    Oh my god

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    This is amazing unintentional Innuendo:

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    Yes you were, Ben, if the reports of your time in France are any indication.

    XBL: Nox Aeternum / PSN: NoxAeternum / NN:NoxAeternum / Steam: noxaeternum
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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I keep getting recommended a video of Clinton's VP dancing. It's getting pushed by the Al Gore Rhythm.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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