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The Epic Apple fight

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    The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    Apples are fine but I'd probably rather celery over one of I had a choice

    Unless I wanted sugar

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    golden delicious, however, are properly named

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Celery fuckin sucks

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    MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    When I moved to NYC, I found out apple picking was a thing. We go out most years to an orchard, pay them to pick apples, and bring home more than we can ever eat.
    Different apples def. taste different.

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    JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    I do love how in an apple vs epic court case we're getting a bunch of stuff about how Sony are assholes.

    Like, the sheer collateral bullshit from this has been amazing.

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    H0b0manH0b0man Registered User regular
    After seeing the stuff revealed by this case, I think big game/tech companies should constantly be getting brought to court going forward.

    Just have their laundry regularly aired via publicly available court documents.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    It's interesting that you cannot tell what kind of apple you're going to get from a seed until it grows into a full tree.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    It's interesting that you cannot tell what kind of apple you're going to get from a seed until it grows into a full tree.

    Unless that apple is a cop.

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    The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    Celery fuckin sucks

    Its mostly delicious water, very dipabble

    Extra bonus for chicken wings, it even has a natural tray to hold sauce to deliver to your mouth!

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    golden delicious, however, are properly named

    Golden delicious used to be good, now every time I buy one it's basically just apple sauce inside a yellow skin, it's fucking wild how mealy they are.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    It's interesting that you cannot tell what kind of apple you're going to get from a seed until it grows into a full tree.

    it doesn't even matter, if it gives you shitty apples just find some branches from a good tree and graft them on. Boom, new apple tree.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    When I moved to NYC, I found out apple picking was a thing. We go out most years to an orchard, pay them to pick apples, and bring home more than we can ever eat.
    Different apples def. taste different.

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    When I moved to NYC, I found out apple picking was a thing. We go out most years to an orchard, pay them to pick apples, and bring home more than we can ever eat.
    Different apples def. taste different.

    They also usually have the best cider at the orchards, protip

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    ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    I'm sitting here eating my daily apple, shaking my head disappointingly at some of these posts.

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    OdinOdin Registered User regular
    I'm sitting here eating my daily apple, shaking my head disappointingly at some of these posts.

    Well, I hope you're happy putting all those doctors out of work

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    stopgapstopgap Registered User regular
    Odin wrote: »
    I'm sitting here eating my daily apple, shaking my head disappointingly at some of these posts.

    Well, I hope you're happy putting all those doctors out of work

    Have you seen our medical system? They need the break!

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    RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    My favorite apple that's available locally is Jonagold, which is a mix between Jonathon and Golden Delicious apples. Very reliably tasty

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    When I moved to NYC, I found out apple picking was a thing. We go out most years to an orchard, pay them to pick apples, and bring home more than we can ever eat.
    Different apples def. taste different.

    Growing up in WNY meant I got to pick aaaaaall sorts of fruit, literally by the bushel.

    Strawberries, blueberries, apples...

    It is super boss.

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    H0b0man wrote: »
    After seeing the stuff revealed by this case, I think big game/tech companies should constantly be getting brought to court going forward.

    Just have their laundry regularly aired via publicly available court documents.

    It's easily the best part of this stupid lawsuit.

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    PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Golden Delicious or Granny Smith for cooking, Fuji for snacking.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Celery fuckin sucks

    Its mostly delicious water, very dipabble

    Extra bonus for chicken wings, it even has a natural tray to hold sauce to deliver to your mouth!

    Well yeah it’s fine if you completely mask it’s terribleness with other yummy things

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Much like the Epic store

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    I would eat an apple that tasted like almost anything as long as it was crunchy. I want that thing to crack like a melting iceberg when I bite into it.

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    apple has made my job much more difficult than it has to be, therefore... do whatever it takes, Tim!

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    astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    I like Honeycrisp more than Fuji, but not $2 per bushel more.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    fuck yeah, it's the time of the year where my grocery store has good blueberries

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    Curly_BraceCurly_Brace Robot Girl Mimiga VillageRegistered User regular
    Oranges are more fun to eat than apples, IMO. Peeling and dividing them by hand, while messy, is immensely satisfying.

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    PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Celery fuckin sucks

    Its mostly delicious water, very dipabble

    Extra bonus for chicken wings, it even has a natural tray to hold sauce to deliver to your mouth!

    Well yeah it’s fine if you completely mask it’s terribleness with other yummy things

    Celery is a great ingredient though. Goes good in soups and stews and such.

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    BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    I see people in this thread have not heard of our Lord and saviour, the Cosmic Crisp apple

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Burtletoy wrote: »
    I see people in this thread have not heard of our Lord and saviour, the Cosmic Crisp apple

    I didn't know Jack Kirby also created apple breeds.

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    Cosmic Crisp is good but over-hyped. I'll generally only grab em when Honey Crisps are not doing so hot.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited May 2021
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    I guess it is to be expected that Fortinite would decrease for a few years after the absurd highs a few years ago

    It also makes it obvious why Sony was able to get Epic to agree to the crossplay conditions

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    ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    I haven't seen them in stores here lately, but Autumn Glory apples were amazing when I had them.

    Cosmic Crisps are good when you get them at the right time but seem to have a narrow window for optimum taste. Envys and Honeycrisps are fairly reliable but getting an iffy one is no bueno.

    I've got some Juici apples this week, a Honeycrisp/Braeburn cross. Not too bad so far.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
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    A what party.

    How is that a party.

    Are your friends 8,000 years old.

    my friend is sometimes quirky in a way that suggests she was raised on an estate by 'the help'

    Wait, I just realized that I am also your friend which make me also that may years old so thanks for all of the fun times I am now dust, or I am also raised by help.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I saw there was a Batman/Fortnight crossover comic. That doesn't add to the conversion, I just thigh it's dumb and so is Epic

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    I like Galas personally, but there are many good kinds of apples

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    galas are good but I don't know why people call granny smiths pie apples. those are eatin' apples I will eat them all

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    I'm not a super pie making expert but I had a good experience with mixing really tart apples and really sweet apples in a pie? I dont remember the varieties though

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I will eat every Apple. Yes even red delicious

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Epic's whole marketing shtick when they deliberately broke their contract with Apple and sued then was super skeezy

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