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faces dog make while pooping

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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    it's deceptively tricky to go potty all by yourself like a grownup, don't be ashamed of your accomplishments no matter how small

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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    I still mess up sometimes

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    I still mess up sometimes

    lord yes

    forgive me father for i have made boom boom like everywhere

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    lol these dogs are makin some funny faces

    thats what im saying!

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    I refuse to believe that is not standard lawn grass and some kind of bizarre mouse sized pupper.

    If you had the power to shrink yourself you'd probably use it to shrink down and make an emergency poop privately at least once.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    seriously this morning sounded like cannon fire and the splash radius was hells of impressive

    scared the cat i did

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    it's deceptively tricky to go potty all by yourself like a grownup, don't be ashamed of your accomplishments no matter how small

    That's why there are such big gaps in the doors in public restrooms. So you can make direct eye contact with and cheer anyone on who looks like they may be struggling.
    Just a friendly unblinking stare and a monotone "You got this buddy" may be all the help they need.

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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    low five underneath the stall dividers

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    lol these dogs are makin some funny faces

    thats what im saying!

    5vh8s6eyrbgh.png

    I refuse to believe that is not standard lawn grass and some kind of bizarre mouse sized pupper.

    If you had the power to shrink yourself you'd probably use it to shrink down and make an emergency poop privately at least once.

    I would shrink myself and then eat a Dorito and a slice or deli turkey and then grow myself back up and call it a day's food.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    it's deceptively tricky to go potty all by yourself like a grownup, don't be ashamed of your accomplishments no matter how small

    Or large
    low five underneath the stall dividers

    This is how truckstop sex starts

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    it's deceptively tricky to go potty all by yourself like a grownup, don't be ashamed of your accomplishments no matter how small

    Or large
    low five underneath the stall dividers

    This is how truckstop sex starts

    Also how it ends.

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    lol these dogs are makin some funny faces

    thats what im saying!

    5vh8s6eyrbgh.png

    I refuse to believe that is not standard lawn grass and some kind of bizarre mouse sized pupper.

    If you had the power to shrink yourself you'd probably use it to shrink down and make an emergency poop privately at least once.

    Absolutely.
    Like, even if it wasn't an emergency. I could crack open the door, shrink down to mouse sized me, then go take a dump surrounded by tulips bigger than I am.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    As per dog poop Lola just kind of looks forward in a very determined manner and refuses to look at me. This is fine since I have to check for various poop based maladies

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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    Quantum TigerQuantum Tiger Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »

    I refuse to believe that is not standard lawn grass and some kind of bizarre mouse sized pupper.

    If you had the power to shrink yourself you'd probably use it to shrink down and make an emergency poop privately at least once.

    Absolutely.
    Like, even if it wasn't an emergency. I could crack open the door, shrink down to mouse sized me, then go take a dump surrounded by tulips bigger than I am.

    Why not just shrink the poop down but keep yourself the same size, then you can just carry a lifetimes supply of poop around inside you

    Alternatively, what if you shrink yourself down but the poop stays the same size. What a horror show.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited May 2021

    Alternatively, what if you shrink yourself down but the poop stays the same size. What a horror show.

    Hello

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