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Who's Your Beelzebud?

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
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    Beetleborgs?

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I’m withholding my vote until I see which one is best able to put a devil aside for me
    for me
    for meeeee

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
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    still mad as hell thread title isnt "who's your beelzebud"

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    LarsLars Registered User regular
    Now you can be mad for all different reasons.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
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    finally

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular

    i really like his stanky leg

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
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    Who wouldn't want to party with this guy?

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    Or his enhanced party form?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar
    Are those baby skulls

    They look like baby skulls

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
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    Me, it's me, I would not like to party with that guy.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
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    It's more that I just don't really get hype for partying any more.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar
    I dunno if I wanna party with a guy who is wearing sweatbands on his wrists and ankles.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
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    I dunno if I wanna party with a guy who is wearing sweatbands on his wrists and ankles.

    The fuck is wrong with you? You like it when your ball sweat gets your socks wet? Get yourself a sweatband.

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years and Maxed Out My Level
    but they are tiger print! surely this is the pattern most indicative of party-times.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I dunno if I wanna party with a guy who is wearing sweatbands on his wrists and ankles.

    The fuck is wrong with you? You like it when your ball sweat gets your socks wet? Get yourself a sweatband.

    No the reason why I don’t like it is because it implies he wants to party via strenuous physical activity and not like, chilling out and playing twilight imperium or some shit

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
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    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I dunno if I wanna party with a guy who is wearing sweatbands on his wrists and ankles.

    The fuck is wrong with you? You like it when your ball sweat gets your socks wet? Get yourself a sweatband.

    No the reason why I don’t like it is because it implies he wants to party via strenuous physical activity and not like, chilling out and playing twilight imperium or some shit

    I feel like you may not understand what a party is.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I dunno if I wanna party with a guy who is wearing sweatbands on his wrists and ankles.

    The fuck is wrong with you? You like it when your ball sweat gets your socks wet? Get yourself a sweatband.

    No the reason why I don’t like it is because it implies he wants to party via strenuous physical activity and not like, chilling out and playing twilight imperium or some shit

    What if it’s a particularly intense campaign and in all the excitement you get a little ball sweat going

    What then huh

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
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    This preoccupation with ball sweat is leading me to believe that I am not producing sufficient sweat to provide adequate cooling for my beanbag.

    Ironically, concern over this fact had begun generating an measurable amount of sweat in the area in question.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
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    sarukun wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I dunno if I wanna party with a guy who is wearing sweatbands on his wrists and ankles.

    The fuck is wrong with you? You like it when your ball sweat gets your socks wet? Get yourself a sweatband.

    No the reason why I don’t like it is because it implies he wants to party via strenuous physical activity and not like, chilling out and playing twilight imperium or some shit

    I feel like you may not understand what a party is.

    yeah a party doesn't have to involve a lot of strenuous activity, but "chill out and play board games" is strictly in get-together territory

    which is fine! not everything has to be a party. especially when popular media has taught me that parties often don't stop, sometimes till the break of dawn and apparently sometimes never

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar
    I mean I have been to multiple bachelor parties which basically amounted to “let’s drink Mountain Dew and play video games until 3 in the morning”

    Those are parties by definition!

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar
    I should also mention that the loincloth is the thing that would wick ball sweat here, not ankle bands

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    DrCongoDrCongo Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    But what if

    Beetlebum

    https://youtu.be/WAXnqjUfal4

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    TefTef Registered User regular
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    “Chilling out”

    “Playing Twighlight Imperium”

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
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    I mean I have been to multiple bachelor parties which basically amounted to “let’s drink Mountain Dew and play video games until 3 in the morning”

    Those are parties by definition!

    once mountain dew is involved you're no longer chilling, you're vibrating at a molecular level

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
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    I mean I have been to multiple bachelor parties which basically amounted to “let’s drink Mountain Dew and play video games until 3 in the morning”

    Those are parties by definition!

    Calling something a party does not make it a party.

    'Round these parts, "drink soft drinks and play games till 3" is known as "Thursday".

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    I mean I have been to multiple bachelor parties which basically amounted to “let’s drink Mountain Dew and play video games until 3 in the morning”

    Those are parties by definition!

    Calling something a party does not make it a party.

    'Round these parts, "drink soft drinks and play games till 3" is known as "Thursday".
    Look at this party animal.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
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    This is how I know from parties.

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
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    https://youtu.be/FR6EHEI_T0k

    Special mention for my favorite ASMR of all time. Best part is when he scratches his nut sack.

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Pretty disappointed in the search results for Ramona and Beelzebub. You're slipping, Internet.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
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    Collect all the Beelzebuddies today!

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Gotta catch ‘em all!

    Human souls!

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
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    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    If we're using Beelzebub as a term for the Devil as an entity, then I think my other answer is fairly obvious

    If we're using his name to mean a specific devil, then probably his Sandman iteration

    If we're considering Beelzebub as a corrupted form of Ba'al Zebub and therefore synonymous with Ba'al, then I'm fond of Ba'al Hammon, personally

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    Wicked + The Divine spoilers
    I mean, yes, that is correct.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Castlevania


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    This is deffo the most boring Beelzebub

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
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    Beelzebland

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
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    sarukun wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I dunno if I wanna party with a guy who is wearing sweatbands on his wrists and ankles.

    The fuck is wrong with you? You like it when your ball sweat gets your socks wet? Get yourself a sweatband.

    No the reason why I don’t like it is because it implies he wants to party via strenuous physical activity and not like, chilling out and playing twilight imperium or some shit

    I feel like you may not understand what a party is.

    Yeah Twilight Imperium would never be played at a party because parties don't last long enough without being reclassified to a "week-long binge" or at minimum a "rager". If a party lasts longer than 4 hours, it failed the "brightest candles burn the fastest" test and was merely a hangout sesh or a get together, not a party. And, like, those are fine. But they are not parties.

    Also, Mario Party is not a party at all. Don't even bring that shit.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Are you suggesting that my girl likes to string together a series of discrete four-hour blocks all the time? Seems inelegant.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
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    Jedoc wrote: »
    Are you suggesting that my girl likes to string together a series of discrete four-hour blocks all the time? Seems inelegant.

    Isn't that what we all do all the time? Every day is just 6 four-hour blocks.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
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    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I dunno if I wanna party with a guy who is wearing sweatbands on his wrists and ankles.

    The fuck is wrong with you? You like it when your ball sweat gets your socks wet? Get yourself a sweatband.

    No the reason why I don’t like it is because it implies he wants to party via strenuous physical activity and not like, chilling out and playing twilight imperium or some shit

    I feel like you may not understand what a party is.

    Yeah Twilight Imperium would never be played at a party because parties don't last long enough without being reclassified to a "week-long binge" or at minimum a "rager". If a party lasts longer than 4 hours, it failed the "brightest candles burn the fastest" test and was merely a hangout sesh or a get together, not a party. And, like, those are fine. But they are not parties.

    Also, Mario Party is not a party at all. Don't even bring that shit.

    Starting a party at one in the morning seems kind of inconvenient honestly

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Castlevania
    Yeah I'm too old for that shit, but when I was younger we definitely did that.

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    LarsLars Registered User regular
    In terms of being buds, I think only the Helltaker and 300 Years Killing Slimes one would work out.

    That's basically exactly what the secret ending in Helltaker is. The downside is you're trapped in the Abyss with just you and her for all eternity.

    Meanwhile, Beelzebub in 300 Years Killing Slimes just seems fairly laid back and up for hanging out despite being a demon lord.

    I don't know enough about baby Beelzebub though.

    The rest would probably kill me or just not be fun to be around.

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