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You order a cup of chili

jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
It comes with packets of saltine crackers, do you:

You order a cup of chili 170 votes

Crumble them into dust and mix them into the chili
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Break them into bigger pieces and mix them into/put them on top of the chili
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Dip the whole crackers into the chili
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Eat the crackers separately
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Discard the crackers
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Larlar
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Sometimes I crumble them, sometimes I break them into smaller bits, sometimes I dip.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Discard the crackers
    What white food hell is this

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Discard the crackers
    I throw the crackers back at the server in disgust and ask for cornbread.

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Break them into bigger pieces and mix them into/put them on top of the chili
    when I was little I'd order clam chowder so that I'd get those saltine packets and I'd punch them to pieces with my little fists while exclaiming about how strong I was.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Break them into bigger pieces and mix them into/put them on top of the chili
    Generally I prefer oyster crackers because they're already the right size, but saltines are virtually identical in texture and saltiness so they're job is the same and the net outcome is the same, it just gets my fingers crumby.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    Larlar
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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Eat the crackers separately
    By "eat the crackers separately" I meant "put them in my pocket for consumption at a later date", which is sorta like discarding them, only without wasting food.

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Break them into bigger pieces and mix them into/put them on top of the chili
    Gimme some fuckin diner chilli right now

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    PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Crumble them into dust and mix them into the chili
    Either munch separate or crush them in my fist. No point wasting them.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    Larlar
    disappointed by the lack of rising internet star Chili the fox

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited May 2021
    What the fuck is a cup of chili

    Chili is bowl food

    in what godless establishment would you trust a chili handed to you in styrofoam

    Is it poured out of a dispenser like ketchup or mountain dew

    what fresh food hell are you living in that this is your reality

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Break them into bigger pieces and mix them into/put them on top of the chili
    In a ceramic cup, as a side to a larger meal

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Dip the whole crackers into the chili
    Salt keeps my blood cells from disintegrating.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited May 2021
    Chili as a side?!?!?!

    that is just primo american hedonism

    You might as well put gold leaf on a kraft single

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Break them into bigger pieces and mix them into/put them on top of the chili
    What the fuck is a cup of chili

    Chili is bowl food

    in what godless establishment would you trust a chili handed to you in styrofoam

    Is it poured out of a dispenser like ketchup or mountain dew

    what fresh food hell are you living in that this is your reality

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Break them into bigger pieces and mix them into/put them on top of the chili
    What the fuck is a cup of chili

    Chili is bowl food

    in what godless establishment would you trust a chili handed to you in styrofoam

    Is it poured out of a dispenser like ketchup or mountain dew

    what fresh food hell are you living in that this is your reality

    What about going to a place with 50 different kinds of chili, and one of the meals is a platter with 6 coffee cups, each with a different chili style in it? Is that forgiven?

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Break them into bigger pieces and mix them into/put them on top of the chili
    Chili as a side?!?!?!

    that is just primo american hedonism

    You might as well put gold leaf on a kraft single

    In diner food tradition chili is equivalent to a soup and you can pick either one as the side dish

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited May 2021
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    What the fuck is a cup of chili

    Chili is bowl food

    in what godless establishment would you trust a chili handed to you in styrofoam

    Is it poured out of a dispenser like ketchup or mountain dew

    what fresh food hell are you living in that this is your reality

    What about going to a place with 50 different kinds of chili, and one of the meals is a platter with 6 coffee cups, each with a different chili style in it? Is that forgiven?

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Break them into bigger pieces and mix them into/put them on top of the chili
    y'all put beans in your chili?

    ain't a good chili without some beans.

    my grandpa would sometimes make something he called chili but it was basically baked beans with chopped up hot dogs in it and that's how I learned adults can't be trusted.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Break them into bigger pieces and mix them into/put them on top of the chili
    Beanless chili is good, meatless chili is good, but beanless and meatless I'm not sure I could give any points to.

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    asofyeunasofyeun Registered User regular
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    i appreciate a beaned chili more than a non-beaned one

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Break them into bigger pieces and mix them into/put them on top of the chili
    oh I won't kick a beanless chili outta bed for crumblin' crackers if the spices/meat is on point

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    edited May 2021
    Crumble them into dust and mix them into the chili
    Chili as a side?!?!?!

    that is just primo american hedonism

    You might as well put gold leaf on a kraft single

    This entire poll was brought to you by my having eaten at a Wendy's last night, where I had a side of chili with my cheeseburger.

    Dog bless America

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Dip the whole crackers into the chili
    jgeis wrote: »
    Chili as a side?!?!?!

    that is just primo american hedonism

    You might as well put gold leaf on a kraft single

    This entire poll was brought to you by my having eaten at a Wendy's last night, where I had a side of chili with my cheeseburger.

    Dog bless America

    In Wendy's they just make the chili with yesterday's unsold burgers right?

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Discard the crackers
    Oh, I hope that's true. There's so much fast food waste (well, and food waste in general) it would be nice if one of the chains was at least trying to not be so wasteful.

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Eat the crackers separately
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Beanless chili is good, meatless chili is good, but beanless and meatless I'm not sure I could give any points to.

    I think beanless, meatless chili is just tomato soup.

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Discard the crackers
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    What the fuck is a cup of chili

    Chili is bowl food

    in what godless establishment would you trust a chili handed to you in styrofoam

    Is it poured out of a dispenser like ketchup or mountain dew

    what fresh food hell are you living in that this is your reality

    What about going to a place with 50 different kinds of chili, and one of the meals is a platter with 6 coffee cups, each with a different chili style in it? Is that forgiven?

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    Theres worse things for a nation to be doing

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Crumble them into dust and mix them into the chili
    I like an even distribution of granular cracker powder to chunky craker chunks.

    But also I'd rather just load up with a fuck off amount of cheddar cheese.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Dip the whole crackers into the chili
    I like a pinto bean in my chili

    I don't really like red kidney beans like a lot of people use

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    What the fuck is a cup of chili

    Chili is bowl food

    in what godless establishment would you trust a chili handed to you in styrofoam

    Is it poured out of a dispenser like ketchup or mountain dew

    what fresh food hell are you living in that this is your reality

    What about going to a place with 50 different kinds of chili, and one of the meals is a platter with 6 coffee cups, each with a different chili style in it? Is that forgiven?

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    Theres worse things for a nation to be doing

    Not with chili there aint

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Crumble them into dust and mix them into the chili
    jgeis wrote: »
    Chili as a side?!?!?!

    that is just primo american hedonism

    You might as well put gold leaf on a kraft single

    This entire poll was brought to you by my having eaten at a Wendy's last night, where I had a side of chili with my cheeseburger.

    Dog bless America

    In Wendy's they just make the chili with yesterday's unsold burgers right?

    That’s true, someone on this very forum once described the process as they’d worked at a Wendy’s, although I forget who it was.

    IIRC they take any burger patties that aren’t usable for burgers (like if they fell apart on the grill or are about to hit their maximum hold time) and put them in the fridge, then chop them up the next morning for that day’s batch of chili.

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    Break them into bigger pieces and mix them into/put them on top of the chili
    As soon as I saw this thread I had my suspicions you were eating at Wendy's

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Eat the crackers separately
    I like a pinto bean in my chili

    I don't really like red kidney beans like a lot of people use

    Just the one?

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Crumble them into dust and mix them into the chili
    spono wrote: »
    As soon as I saw this thread I had my suspicions you were eating at Wendy's

    If I am eating fast food there is like a 75% chance it’s Wendy’s.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Dip the whole crackers into the chili
    Elaro wrote: »
    I like a pinto bean in my chili

    I don't really like red kidney beans like a lot of people use

    Just the one?

    Sorry

    Pintos bean

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Break them into bigger pieces and mix them into/put them on top of the chili
    the whole point of adding the cracker to the chili is the texture, if you crumble it into powder it all just melts flavorlessly AND texturelessly into the chili

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    H0b0manH0b0man Registered User regular
    Break them into bigger pieces and mix them into/put them on top of the chili
    If there isn't beans than it's a meat sauce.

    It can still taste good, but it ain't chili.

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    AzraithAzraith DON'T Registered User regular
    I don't partake, but I do live in a part of the country where this is a common phenomenon.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Break them into bigger pieces and mix them into/put them on top of the chili
    that's terrible, I love it

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    GOOD GOD

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